Girls behaving badly…
I don’t care if you are straight, gay, bi or an extremely rare acrogenous butterfly from the jungles of Borneo* drifting on the up-draughts of life – if you are female this night is for you!
An old hat at Lipstick Porn parties by now (well I went to the first one), I eagerly watched and waited for the big night to arrive. I’d been ranting about the party to all and sundry for months. After being lucky enough to review the first Candy Lips party (May 2003) and after having been completely blown away by how much fun I had then, there was no way I was missing the second installment, especially not when I found out that the ‘Love Police’ were going to be there!
The Lurve Police…
An ingenious plan, the Love Police were a stunning crew of seductively dressed ‘police’ whose job it was to create havoc throughout the evening. They also had the special task of serving ‘Search Warrants’ out to women picked to be ‘note-worthy’ by others in the room … adding a perfectly delicious twist of excitement to the evening.
The delicious thrill of anticipation…
With a band of three loyal and excited companions I dressed myself in my finery -normally a sneakers and jeans girl, it was really nice to get dressed up for a change – and prepared for a night on the town. Two of the girls hadn’t been before and were a little apprehensive and certainly very curious about what the night had in store, the third had come with me to the last party and (although straight) had vowed that there was NO WAY she was going to miss the second. A lift into town saw our male driver straining to peer through the doors, as he dropped us off among a stream of gorgeous women all going to the same event, and wondering if there was any chance he could pass for trans-gender and join the fun.
Bring it on!
From the moment you get to the door at Ubar, you know you are in for a great night and some visual delights. Beautiful friendly faces on the door, complimentary drinks on arrival and warm-up tunes from DJ Beaker.
The bar filled quickly with a healthy mix of ages, body types and sexualities with no shortage of titillating outfits. Everyone was friendly, ready to have a drink and have fun.
The dance floor filled up and the gamer girls flirted with others in the room, but at no stage was this behaviour excessive or uncomfortable … just fun and cheeky.
To give you a better idea; look around your office, lecture hall, street … whatever, count how many people are nearby then imagine 250 gorgeous, smiling, and friendly women drinking, dancing and having a blast. BANG welcome to Lipstick Porn!
Live Entertainment
Janine – the woman behind Candy Lips – knows exactly how to please and entertain a crowd. I honestly believe she has a winning formula for a great night out, and as the first (absolutely amazing I might add) erotic performance began I can remember thinking that this has to be the best night out on the Sydney calendar. In between dancing to great house tunes spun firstly by DJ Beaker then UK darling DJ Meera we were treated to two audience driven and participated acts (it’s amazing what girls will do on stage for free tickets to Sleaze Ball ;P ) and another amazing and very erotic dance.
Trust me girls, and get along to the next one (you’ll have to wait 3-4 months though), check your boyfriend at the door if you have to (he’ll still be around at home time… and probably more that usually interested in how your night went), call up your girlfriends or come alone (this is one night where the environment is such that you definitely wont feel silly or left out for rocking up by yourself) and give yourself a treat.
And as the Candy Lips say Don’t resist temptation, just indulge in it!
* If you happen to know for a fact that butterflies do not exist in Borneo then please feel free to insert the name of any location you prefer














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