Gfunk vs Samantha

[Beegie]

Your running battle today has kept me amused thru a shite day at work! Thank you both!

[polarbear]

maybe they should just shag and get it over with

;-) sorry sam.

[muzik_response]

Handbags at forty paces.......???


GO SAMANTHA!!!!!

[GfunK]

its all fun and games till the jimmy breaks and the bitch ends up pregnant.

[Sir Pimpsalot]

does anyone have a picture of Gfunk? i wish to gaze upon the visage of this comic genius.

[GfunK]

i'd appretciate it if no pics are posted due to security reasons .


Thank You - El Jefe

if anyone wnats ta know what i look like likeor wanna mud wrestle me il lbe at four play as usual wid a vodka in my hand

[nexus-6]

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[quills]

missed the whole thing. Damn.
Who's Samantha?

[Beegie]

Check the BeXta post from yesterday...

[samantha]

Samantha = me. I used to post alot a long time ago and came back to this yesterday (wonder how long I will hang around this time - hmmmmm).

polarbear there is no way!!! hehehe..

as for Gfunk vs Samantha it depends on who would win whether or not it would be insults being thrown around or words of substance??

Insults - the winner is Gfunk
Words of Substance - Samantha

Oh by the way since I have a post about myself (I cant take all the credit half is to you Gfunk) I would like to promote myself as DJ Sambah - progressive and breaks.

my CD is due out next week (NOT) make sure you buy it guys!!

Oh yeah and I wont need to suck no dicks or clits my music will speak for itself!!!

[buda]

shame those pictures of gfunk & his posse still aren't around.

[i_have_ADD]

samantha, you're in a much better mood today... any particular reason?

[samantha]

ummmm possibly because its first thing in the morning - 96.9 were playing Silence as I got out of the car to go to work and I ran up the stairs running late from sitting in the car listening to it (it had to be done) and I havent had any irate customers yelling at me yet this morning. Samantha's job = high stress. So just give me to the end of the morning and all guns will be firing again.

Cheers

:P

[mita]

Sam dear, your job is about as hard as a secretaries. All you do is sit at a desk like the rest of us...oh, and you laugh a lot too. As for the musical aspect of things, pull your finger out sweetie!

J xoxo

[samantha]

who is mita or j?

[mita]

Your secret admirer! ***grin*** I couldn't find anyone that wanted to play with your stations, cause they already have them, sorry.

[samantha]

i worked it out a little earlier mita... hehehe how funny is all this? lol

[mita]

NO! Stop it! (no don't stop it)

I don't ever want to hear that laugh again...(Oh yeah, this is so funny that I'm beginning to starve of oxygen)

hahahahaha!

[i_have_ADD]

can i make an assumption about you samantha - you work in retail don't you?

there is about as much stress in retail as there is in hair-dressing.

[samantha]

no not retail... I work for Sharp.

[littleblonde]

Hey Sam you aren't by any chance 'girl Sam' ...one of Cat's friends are you?

[samantha]

mmmmmmaybe

[Lisa]

Yes none of my buizz but i was reading thru the posts about bexta
and I think that G-Funk is a rude little toolbeater

[Lisa]

Yes none of my buizz but i was reading thru the posts about bexta
and I think that G-Funk is a rude little toolbeater

[littleblonde]

Haven't seen you around for a while. How have you been?

[Lisa]

good thanx how are you...but I don't think that last post
was for me hahahahah sorry!!!

[samantha]

I think it was for me and I dont know who you are yet littleblonde... any clues? I have been keep a low profile being a good girl staying at home with the boyfriend. Concentrating on my mixing etc.


I agree with you Lisa he is a meanie. He mustnt have had sex for a while... hehehehe

[Lisa]

hence the name 'toolbeater' hahhahahahaha
but is gfunk even a boy?
ripped

[GfunK]

im saving myself for the day i get married (no really, and polarbear doesnt look like big gay al)

samantha, you've mentioned you mix about a million times, stop promoting yourself, no1 cares really.

[samantha]

he must be a boy!! has to be!!

[Debz]

*glares at polarbear* there shall be no shagging thankyou!

- Debz gets all jealous n @!#$ -

;)

[samantha]

not promoting myself just answering a question. No more posts to you. U suck too much for me to take the time to answer you anymore.

[i_have_ADD]

samantha, you keep giving conflicting stories...

in the gfunk vs. samantha forum:

"I have been keep a low profile being a good girl staying at home with the boyfriend."

in the beXta forum:

"after work my computer at home doesn't really get turned on because I am never home. Always out clubbing or mixing or with my man!"

scitzo... or pathalogical liar? you be the judge.

[LukeDavid]

really,who gives a @!#$? worry bout your own pathetic lives,if shes at home shes at home,if shes out shes out, i mean faaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkk,u know where you were two weeks ago?
u people suk!

[samantha]

umm big call i_have_ADD. pathological liar or schizo. hmmmmm no. Ok low profile as in not clubbing 5 nights a week anymore!! Only once or twice a week and tonight is one of those nights. So low profile does not mean no clubbing. It just means low profile as I used to go out waaaaaaaaaaaay to much. So if you have anything else to say read the sentence properly first dickhead.

maybe you are the schizo.

[samantha]

agreed... oh the life of an itm celebrity.. ppppffffttttt get a grip peoples.

[Debz]

where in sydney can you go 5 nights per week? and why would you wanna look like a skanky club junkie for the rest of the week ..ew!

so has anyone seen those cool new sparkly polka-dotted undies you can buy now?

[i_have_ADD]

i have ADD, not schizophrenia.

[Debz]

whos the itm celebrity? can i have their autograph?

[Lisa]

U know, it gets boring reading how fucking rude ppl are these days. Samantha don't worry, there is one word that sums it up and it is this

JEALOUS WANNA BE D.J'S
so don't even worry darl!!
xoxo

[buda]

gfunk - you have outdone yourself in terms of gayness on this thread.

[samantha]

ummm well think of how many days there are in the week... 7 and there is Icebox Wednesday nights (I live just around the corner from there I am no club skank and going clubbing 5 times a week doesnt mean you are there for drugs you skank it means you want to hear music!!! - i do work fulltime), Thursday night lotsa things, Globe, Icebox, Friday night too many to name, Saturday night, Sunday night....

No club skank just into my music alot.

[samantha]

thanks Lisa, its so silly I feel I need to justify myself to these dickheads that OBVIOUSLY have no idea what they are talking about. They keep querying everything I say but unlike them I research or make sure before I post something to make sure it is 100% correct..


BRING IT ON IDIOTS OF ITM.

[Debz]

I never said you were a club skank .. i said skanky club junkie ... anyone who comes out of a club at the wee hours of the morning looks like @!#$ and most probably 9 times out of 10 will feel like @!#$ if they do it 5 times a week.

Hmm seems someone should "read the sentence properly" before she goes all defensive .. guilty conscience perhaps? So yeah, dont be callin me a skank .. quote "you skank" when you cant read for starters. Who said anything about drugs either?

[drew]

hey samantha,

nova 96.9fm is a really cool station. they are just so wacky & the music is really cool. it's just like listening to 2dayfm only funky.

wow! you rock girl!

[Lisa]

Have you even met these ppl? I am sure you would probably get a rude shock at the discovery of losers behind their rude allias's...
Its kinda disappointing..

[Juggalo Muli]

yea this is fucked up now, its going over board, and i think samantha just keeps taking the bait which make is get worse. You suck samantha :P nah no hard feelling, next week someone else will be hated, but u should seriously read ur posts u keep contradicting urself.

time to clean up our acts people or there will be no forum cause by the looks of it people are getting sick of all the @!#$ this week, like what sorta knob would post a post titled SUCK MY DICK i mean what a cool guy :P

anyways im dribbling

Muli

[rowan]

dickbumpooweeweepenistitties

[innA]

thanks lisa :p

[vaskh0e]

cant this just be settled by a good ol jelly wrestling comp at fourplay on satdy?

[Debz]

upside down upside down! :D

[FunkStu]

Don't even get me started on Jack 10, Muli-man

Anyone would think that there is History between these two.

[quills]

vask were you in chat earlier when i reccomended a good jelly wrestling comp between kirst n miss v? hahah. methinks it would be a sellout event. :D
And how long is this thread going to go on for? Arent you guys bored of calling each other skanks, toolbeaters, skitzos, etc yet? :P

roma
xoxo

p.s I Have ADD....u.make.me.laff :lol:

p.p.s Debz where *do* you find those sparkly undies?! heh.

[drew]

quills,

i think jelly wrestling is a really good female sport

[Kirst]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"hurrrrrrrrrrry up"
Roma youre in on the jelly wrestling too....
come to think of it... i think we should just fill the roxbury with jelly...and then get strated.....could be rather interesting to see what happens.....*retrieves her mind from the gutter so that everyone else can now float past*
:)
~Kirst~

[muzik_response]

GREAT IDEA kirst...! ;D the roxbury FILLED with jelly hmmmmmm..

will it be royal rumble? elimination, tag team, last man/woman standing....? ive got the rick flair white wig on standby... and crotchless g-string ready to go...

my money is on andre "jock_stansfield" the giant... ;D

[Lisa]

Nahhh Inna, I did not mean you dear!!! xoxo

[littleblonde]

If you are who I think you are...I know who you are :)

[littleblonde]

I think it is due to a lack of short term memory due to some serious eckydumping.

[GfunK]

well its quite obvious that lisa wnats to get some three some action happening with bexta n samantha.

ON YA BIKE CUNT
Rod G FunK

[littleblonde]

Yes, you're right, I wanna be a dj, and if i can't i'll just f@#k one instead.

Lisa, you are right, you've just pinpointed where all the aggression in this forum is coming from. Will you be my psychologist?

Jeeesh ppl, can't you take a joke???????????????? :tripping:

[littleblonde]

Ah rowan...you always make me :blush:

[littleblonde]

Ok ppl...if you don't want to play nicely I am just going to pick up my decks and go home....... X(

Chill winstan...enough :)

[Lisa]

Hhhahahahah Mr Rod G-@!#$..i mean G-Funk... Ummmm BeXta is not really my type..but I have never met Samantha so you never know

God, chill out, whats your problem? Why so mean?

[samantha]

I think I hit the nail on the head before Lisa. Gfunk hasnt had a bonk for a while! hehehe


I am so over this and Lisa I am 5'9 long black hair, hazel eyes, busty ummmmm how about it? hehehe

[Lisa]

Yes you must be cute ..
4 sure lets do it
Do what? hahahahha

[Sir Pimpsalot]

samantha

while u r busy slaying everyone on this forum, i might point out you happen to be the top poster for this week with (at present) 45 posts. what the hell are u missing from your life? more importantly, why is gfunk filling your void?

[GfunK]

now now ladies, can we please let this post die, it stopped being funny 2 days ago.

[samantha]

cos I want Gfunks body and yes I thought I was doing the slaying... (hmmmm) I prefer to call it defending and I am at work its on their time and this is more fun!

[GfunK]

ok join the line coz theres a fukload of people who wanna have my body.

[Spitchen]

Haven't been to school for years. Thanks guys for the memories!

[littleblonde]

I know who you are..............

[CandleStickMakr]

all this is good for is ammo

against caaaaaaaaaaaarnts at night on chat

*ROF:lol:LMAO

_____*[CSM]*____

[samantha]

I think I know who you are too and who gives a @!#$?

[sensei]

u suck bitch

[lyric]

you should really get that looked at....

[tim-e]

Originally posted by Sir Pimpsalot
more importantly, why is gfunk filling your void? I somehow don't see gfunk "filling" anyone's "void" :p

[bekkstacy]

somehow i dont see reambition filling anyones 'void' for that matter

*insert required politically correct smiley face here* :P

[invisibilities]

By definition, a void is an empty space that cannot be filled.

[Sir Pimpsalot]

shut up

[tim-e]

Originally posted by bekkstacy
somehow i dont see reambition filling anyones 'void' for that matter

*insert required politically correct smiley face here* :P I should hope not, otherwise I need to go back and revisit the birds and bees manual.

[smack bob]

Ahhh the classics, Gfunk vs Samantha

[Johnny V]

Originally posted by drew
hey samantha,

nova 96.9fm is a really cool station. they are just so wacky & the music is really cool. it's just like listening to 2dayfm only funky.

wow! you rock girl!

Yes and they play scooter all day, and other chesseh trance remixes....un fukkn real, i can't live without it.

[CandleStickMakr]

Originally posted by buda
shame those pictures of gfunk & his posse still aren't around.

/me ROFLMAO fuggin ravers lol