What are you eating right now?

[ekou3]

Am sitting in front of my puter, watching spicks and specks (in a distracted fashion) on the abc and eating:

Top Taste Choc Explosion Rollettes...


unreal.

[Mickstah]

Air. Wholesome and nutritious.


(and alcohol stuff)

[seduction]

mars bar pods.:)

[becy]

a jamjar glass full of vodka with a tiny little bit of vermouth and a shitload of tabasco
and i'm listening to lionel richie - dancing on the ceiling.

waaahey just another wednesday nite.

[Mickstah]

a jamjar glass full of vodka with a tiny little bit of vermouth and a shitload of tabasco
and i'm listening to lionel richie - dancing on the ceiling.

waaahey just another wednesday nite.
They didn't ask for your freaking life story.

[seduction]

saw your post becy and thought you where going to say cawk
you have disapointed me..:(

[ekou3]

a jamjar glass full of vodka with a tiny little bit of vermouth and a shitload of tabasco
and i'm listening to lionel richie - dancing on the ceiling.

waaahey just another wednesday nite.


thats fabulous :lol: :lol: :lol:

[becy]

They didn't ask for your freaking life story.



who's they mick? answer me that if you can. Because we're sharing the same dream and our hearts can beat as one, no more love on the run.
So who's THEY???

[klassik]

salt and vinager chips, without water, 250g, my mouth has a dead hampster in it.

[Mickstah]

who's they mick? answer me that if you can. Because we're sharing the same dream and our hearts can beat as one, no more love on the run.
So who's THEY???
Lets put aside the petty questions and ask the real shiners. I'm sure this is the real question everyone wants to know, and that is - which character was on the jam glass!?

[Mickstah]

salt and vinager chips, without water, 250g, my mouth has a dead hampster in it.
What made you think a dead hampster would taste good?

[loopi]

omg food thread...

must..
resist...
eating....

[little chris]

beer

[Mickstah]

Beer is a food :-D

Lucky for me.

[datakid]

nashi pear
sparkling nineral water

yaaayyyyyy diet!

[Mickstah]

nashi pear
sparkling nineral water

yaaayyyyyy diet!
You eat weird things. My view of you shall forever be distorted based purley on this post, for which I can no longer rectify.

[becy]

Lets put aside the petty questions and ask the real shiners. I'm sure this is the real question everyone wants to know, and that is - which character was on the jam glass!?



no character on this glass here no character but if i had a choice it would be that fat fucking tub of guts grimace may his grossly globular and purple hindquarters roast on the bbq of lucifer himself.

[Mickstah]

no character on this glass here no character but if i had a choice it would be that fat fucking tub of guts grimace may his grossly globular and purple hindquarters roast on the bbq of lucifer himself.
grimace wouldn't have the guts (excuse the pun) to show his mug on a jam glass. That would be more of the kind of thing that tweetie would do. I swear the floozy lets herself/himself(?) be taken advantage by anywhich media mogul that would like to stick it's giant advertising penis into the virginal throws of tweeties yellow plume.

[THEHEATH]

Cashews.

[becy]

grimace wouldn't have the guts (excuse the pun) to show his mug on a jam glass. That would be more of the kind of thing that tweetie would do. I swear the floozy lets herself/himself(?) be taken advantage by anywhich media mogul that would like to stick it's giant advertising penis into the virginal throws of tweeties yellow plume.



Back in 1982 I signed a petition saying "LET SYLVESTER CATCH TWEETY JUST FUCKING ONCE" for I so hated that yellow little motherfucking cheeky prick that I would rejoice to see its feathers caught in the inhuman paw of the cat as its gizzards and innards are trailed around the loungeroom of that old bitch with the dried up vinegarish fanny. "behave you two" indeed. I'dlike to give her a codswallop from the depth of my armoury and beat it about her bonneted head the inferior feeble old gumless fool.
As for jamjars who could go past SCOOBY DOO although fuck daphne and fred and i would like to use Scrappy Doo as a tampon thats what i think about him.

[Mickstah]

But becy you don't want a tampon that's more than likely going to try to save the planet before it would be caught dead with vaginal blood on it's fur coat.... so to speak of course.

[becy]

But becy you don't want a tampon that's more than likely going to try to save the planet before it would be caught dead with vaginal blood on it's fur coat.... so to speak of course.



You bring up a fair point but believe me when that little mischevious numbfucking cumgobbling bastardized shitbucket Scrappy Doo gets shoved up my twat, he's not going anywhere til i pull his tail. capisce?

[datakid]

You eat weird things. My view of you shall forever be distorted based purley on this post, for which I can no longer rectify.

i eat things that make my body happy )

i went to aquarobics tonight, too!

[spydamak]

And with that i will rehijack this thread.

Smarties. I love em, suck the outside until it breaks and then the chocolate just melts in your mouth. Hmmmmm Smaaarties

[MiSsB29]

protein

[Kyza]

Chicken hmmm

[datakid]

do they melt in your mouth, or your hand?

[jay_graham]

I am not eating right now, but I still have the taste of garlic lingering in my mouth from teppenyaki that my boyfriend and I had for dinner

[loopi]

just had dry toast

mmm wholemeal

damn temptations!

[watsakerring]

my fingernails.......:(

[Mickstah]

protein
Me and becy ran out.

[THEHEATH]

my fingernails.......:( Do you bite them off to eat them or to play with them though? I couldn't imagine biting off my nails just for the sake of eating them.

[special ed]

smiths roast chicken thinly sliced chips. kthxbi

[the_pezman]

crunch chocolate

[Pigman]

The kerb.

[central_smurf]

lindt wafer bar

[Zacobius]

bottle of water

[MiNxRaviN]

extra creamy cookies and cream ice cream

:love:

[DJ Head]

i just wolfed down 2 real crappy hotdogs from a mobile servo!! The things u do when you're drunk!!!!

[datakid]

i fucking LOVE hot dogs!

[funkichiken]

mmm toothpaste minty fresh breath

[CRISPIAN]

You people really shouldn't type with your mouthfull. Didn't your mother teach you any manners.

[VanBuurenisGod]

sports plus with muesli and a banana.

breakfast of champions!

or maybe not

[PiNkUniCoRn]

i fucking LOVE hot dogs!


mmmmm hotdogs ....... :drool: :drool:

I love the one's that you get from Wendy's :drool:


I just ate some rice bubbles .... now it's time to go all hyperactiveeee :crazy:

[klassik]

What made you think a dead hampster would taste good?

ah, just finished then, um well dont you eat most meat when its dead?

Because if you ate them whilst alive that would make you a cannibal. barbarian, savge



DIE!!!!

[littlemissnrg]

Weetbix....very unappetizing....but oh so nutritious!! :P

[Brother Al]

a choccy muffin from the cafeteria

[audio_coke]

Just had a coffee and about to have a strawberry yogurt. Oh so healthy.. :lol:

[indie_doll]

Mmmmm scones with jam and cream.

[audio_coke]

Oh yum! :drool:

[one_tjc]

just went and bought 2 huge rolls, filled them up with half a thing of brie cheese & roast beef sooo yummy and so much of it!

[bornslippy1984]

I was bad. I had carbs, strictly against diet.

Sandwich FTL. Chicken, avocado, cucumber, swiss cheese and seeded mustard.

[becy]

just a question.
does anyone here really actually give a shit what we're all eating?


This is pointless. I'm starting a petition to increase thread quality. Who's with me?

[jootsiejuice]

Right now, I'm eating a chicks ass. And it tastes like shit.

[Nick Vidal]

i just ate a mintie

[Stream]

becy i'm eating...

toasted pasta dura bread
mature tasty cheese
green olives stuffed with red peppers
hungarian sausage
lettuce

i'm alternating between bites cause i can't be fucked cutting it all up...

I'M WITH YOU!!!

[becy]

joots is eating some grotty chick's ass. You're pure class.


i often alternate bites because other wise the sandwich is too big

[christia41]

air...a lot of air.

[Imperial Tee]

Humble Pie

[Imperial Tee]

Gilbert Grape

[jootsiejuice]

i often alternate bites because other wise the sandwich is too big

hahahahaha.

yeah.

[becy]

hahahahaha.

yeah.


i haven't met many sandwiches I can't encompass though. Its just the annoying mess of having it dribble down your chin - easier to alternate ;)

[bornslippy1984]

just a question.
does anyone here really actually give a shit what we're all eating?


This is pointless. I'm starting a petition to increase thread quality. Who's with me?
I care. I'm writing everyones answers down on paper so that I can carry them with me whenever I go.

I'm with you mofo.

[becy]

I think we can all help rectify the situation if everyone starts posting really awesomely the way that you've all done in the smell thread.
That thread is fantastic because of the work put in to create an evocative and hilarious image for the reader. Its a much better idea than just writing:


"a fart"


Lets all commit to increasing quality of posting, and make our posts well thought out, descriptive and wherever possible humourous. You have all already shown you are more than capable of it - let's have more!

[emskina]

Big wholemeal twist roll with roast pork, apple sauce and lettuce.

Would have been better with gravy actually, it was a bit dry. Nice thick slices of pork though which was good.

Isn't any roast meat roll much better with gravy though? Gravy oozing out of the sides and running onto your hand, making the bread slightly squidgy.

F*ck, squidgy is an awesome word.

[bornslippy1984]

I think we can all help rectify the situation if everyone starts posting really awesomely the way that you've all done in the smell thread.
That thread is fantastic because of the work put in to create an evocative and hilarious image for the reader. Its a much better idea than just writing:


"a fart"


Lets all commit to increasing quality of posting, and make our posts well thought out, descriptive and wherever possible humourous. You have all already shown you are more than capable of it - let's have more!
The smell thread is possibly the most hilarious thing I've read in months... that and the Anthony Sumbati one in MSCE.

I agree - I shall endeavour to inject my posts with 20% more awesome. Then again, 20% of nothing is still nothing...

[becy]

not at all. if you put 20 percent more awesome into that vietnamese smell post it would have been at a zillion percent or very close to infinity percent. I not only visualised it, I smelled it dude. That was that post's power.

[SamJam]

I just had.......a banana!! :-0

[kimbi]

Chicken Crimpy Shakes

Damn girl they are fiiiiiiiiine

[littlemissnrg]

A freddo frog......why do they have to be so small now I want another one..

[zohrane]

Mmmm... dates & dried pineapple

[Imperial Tee]

Just after 3 i arrived at the horrifying realisation that it had been 7 whole, excruciating hours since any form of nourishment had passed my lips.

Some may think that I am no more than a melodramatic hypochondriac but I live in a constant grave fear that I will die of starvation, leprosy or some other ungodly affliction. So upon discovering that I was probably starving to death I made the life or death decision that I must forrage for food before it is too late.

I searched high and I searched low but like Mother Hubbard my stores were bare. At this stage I was overcome with a cloying sense of my impending doom and only my innate resourcefullness saved me from an untimely demise.

With my trusty right index finger I embarked on an epic journey north towards the uncharted terrortories of my nasal passages. Once there I discovered a veritible Alladin's cave of treasures with a seemingly abundant supply of emergency victuals to stave off the grim reaper for another day.

After a few furtive moments of prospecting I soon hit the motherlode. I was now in possesion of a succelent DIY snack which I quickly deposited into my mouth. No sooner had I commenced chewing then I was simultaneously awestruck, flabbergasted and confabulated by the sheer delectability of consuming one's own boogers.

The slightly salty coating had the crisp consistency of a deep fried hedgehog. However this crunchy goodness belied the treats that lay within. No sooner had I got my taste buds accustomed to the subtle nuances of the outer casing when they were envelpoed by the lush creamy goodness of the core which had the aromatic pungency of a young roquefort. This warm slightly brackish taste sensation in my mouth evoked other memories; which I cannot at this time put my finger on

With this truly monumental discovery in the field of human nutrition I feel just like Muhammad Ali when he rediscoverd King Tut's tomb in the lost City of Gold, Atlantis.

[Imperial Tee]

Is that ok Becy?

[Hemerage]

JAFFAS!
I have a 1kg bag :p

[Tarz]

i am eating right now watermelon with yoghurt

[becy]

Imperial tee

YOU
ARE
AWESOME


me = :lol: :lol:

[Imperial Tee]

Aww shuks.
I just took your advice on board and dug deep for that extra 20% of tomfoolery.
You should be a life coach 'Becy Robbins'

[bornslippy1984]

Imperial Tee,

As previously discussed, I am subscribed to your newsletter, and enjoy reading your thought-provoking articles each week.

However, with the 20% increase of awesome in your posts, I am wondering if your newsletter content will also recieve additional awesome?

Sincerely,

BSlippyMCMLXXXIV, Esq.

[Imperial Tee]

My newsletter will continue to be the pre-eminent voice on all matters concerning the grooming habits of badgers that you've come to expect.

It will still be produced on aged Bavarian vellum and transcribed by those lascivious Benedictine monks of Clontibbert.
...... and still only 5 sheckles a pop.

[becy]

Perhaps the two of you could combine to create a special edition. I would like said edition to include a Choose Your Own Adventure.

[Imperial Tee]

Oh yes, yes and thrice yes.
I'd also like to suggest a word jumble and a make and do section (week 1 would be how to build IED's out of washing powder and marmalade)

[NismoR31]

a rather nice iced coffee i just made (with real coffee from an espresso machine not instant crap)

[MiNxRaviN]

chili pasta & creamy pasta

:love:

[CheapThrills]

Yeast. And it is DELIGHTFUL

[funkichiken]

cadbury triple chocolate icecream :drool:

[Mickstah]

ah, just finished then, um well dont you eat most meat when its dead?

Because if you ate them whilst alive that would make you a cannibal. barbarian, savge



DIE!!!!
I like to cook my dead non-rodent flesh.

[Zacobius]

pasta

[CRISPIAN]

You are what you eat and I'm a *****

[d-_-b]

glue

mm clag

[loopi]

vom

[cr2004]

Dick Smith's Bush foods Cereal and soy milk. Not bad actually. Macadamia nuts.

[Burrita]

choccy cookie!

[becy]

bush foods = cocky poo and wallaby shit instead of sultanas. true story.

[smooch]

Tasty cheese corn chips. I'm trying to cheer myself up with junk food.

[MiSsB29]

banana now.

[Jude May]

a carlton draught :thumb:

[spazmatron]

slowly, smoothly slipping the long dry strands of uncooked pasta into my salivating mouth, biting with a crunch that satisfies urges long-repressed in the civilised ape...

etc.

i'm eating dry spaghetti. :D

[Ninjarina]

Hershey's Chocolate Chip ice cream! :drool:

[The Brain]

Roast Pumpkin Seeds

[Mickstah]

S T E A K + V O M

[Commando Sting]

pussy..... brazillian style...

[Marshy]

Wholemeal toast with melted butter and *just* the right amount of Vegemite :drool:

[Fostiechick]

Tandoori and salad baguette and a can of solo....

sooooo addicted to these baguettes - walked 20 mins through aggravating foot traffic (due to Melb cup parade) but it was oh so worth it!

[krafty_x]

pussy..... brazillian style...

Gee you must have been really into it if you were posting at th same time.

I'm currently scoffing a pastrami, mustard and tomato roll I made myself.

k_x oxo

[becy]

I'm not sure what to eat. Lately I've been feeling a little over my healthy diet and yesterday the worst happened - a chicken strip sub combo from Red Rooster. Complete fall from grace. A total utter roundhouse slap in the face of the recent commitment to lose the TEN FUCKING KILOS I somehow put on in France (when I say "somehow" think pate, brie, camembert, loaves and loaves of bread, and pastries, and a hideous amount of red wine).
I go look in the mirror and my arse is saying Hold Up on the Chips, but my stomach is saying "add salt and deliver by express courier". I'm teetering on the edge. The other option is the leftover "interesting" middle eastern sort of lasagna thing I made. However seeing as I'm suffering acid indigestion from the sanelessly stupid amounts of tabasco I use in bloody marys and martinis, perhaps this is not such a good idea. I go take a look in the fridge. The door stays open long enough for the freezer to start dripping because... be.... fucked... if... i can find.. anything worth eating. Omelette? Its a possibility but there's NO CORIANDER. It would still taste okay without it, but its not the same, and wherever possible I always like to do things the exact same way in the exact same order. A check on the cupboard shows me a tin of french onion soup - hardly inspiring stuff, and a lot of condiments. Wow.. There's like... really a lot.... I stand there bemused for several minutes looking at this impressive array (I might add this range also extends to one entire shelf of our fridge).
There is tomato sauce (2 types), bbq sauce, sweet chilli sauce, chocolate and mint sauce, tomato chutney, home made lime chutney, Hoi sin sauce, soy sauce, fish sauce, oyster sauce, seeded dijon mustard, mustard of the hot english variety, mustard pickle, sambal oelek, mint sauce, mint jelly, mayonnaise, dijonnaise, wild australian berry spread, and much much more. It looks like someone has gone shopping using the words from "FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD" as a shopping list.
Well if all else fails I am going to have a condiment sandwich. I hear there's not many calories in soy sauce and lite mayonnaise.....
You may even hear about the results in a new thread I'm considering "My Most Interestingly Coloured Vomit"

[cr2004]

stay the hell away from bread Becy. just drink a bottle of HP Sauce instead.

[Tron]

warm sushi on an equally warm day...


i'll tell y'all how it was in 40 minutes


:-*

[tim-e]

Wasabi peas.

[MiSsB29]

special k