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Don Juan
31-Oct-05, 10:48pm
I'll go first...

[Edit by Moderator: image of a comedically small, yet entirely inappropriate penis has been removed]

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 10:49pm
:lol:

Bwahahahahahaha BEST ITM EVER!!!!

risk
31-Oct-05, 10:49pm
best post ever.

loopi
31-Oct-05, 10:49pm
Ban.


and thats just for the size of that thing.

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 10:50pm
I'm laughing so much.

Words cannot express.

special ed
31-Oct-05, 10:50pm
:lol: oh fuck!! you will get banned. but fuck it was worth it
best post ever

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 10:51pm
Ok so who's going next?

spice_of_life
31-Oct-05, 10:51pm
lololiblololol

deepbeetzz
31-Oct-05, 10:51pm
Here u go dude

http://www.breville.com.au/products_detail.asp?prod=261

pubity's a bitch

db

onetallpoppy
31-Oct-05, 10:51pm
oh yes@#$%#! awesome thread

loopi
31-Oct-05, 10:52pm
you've got more pubes than the hair on my head

spice_of_life
31-Oct-05, 10:53pm
yeah that's quite a jungle!

loopi
31-Oct-05, 10:53pm
quick someone get a screen cap for this moment.

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 10:53pm
you've got more pubes than the hair on my head
:lol:

Reminds me of the "rav" incident.

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 10:53pm
OMG

ITS THE INFAMOUS BOXINGDAY OF 2004 COCK!!!

Becy and mick and #itm (on austnet) know!!

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 10:54pm
quick someone get a screen cap for this moment.
Rest assured I'm frantically saving.

risk
31-Oct-05, 10:54pm
http://www.netaxs.com/~mhmyers/cdjpgs/rooster.jpg

Spectrum
31-Oct-05, 10:54pm
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/j/o/jos115/images/funny%20stuff/small_penis_girl.jpg

loopi
31-Oct-05, 10:54pm
please elaborate mick
and more cocks.


ta

Gruso
31-Oct-05, 10:54pm
MEAKLY.

How mysterious. :p

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 10:54pm
I moton to leave teh thread open so EVERYONE can laugh at him

onetallpoppy
31-Oct-05, 10:55pm
loopi stop posting...makes u seem desperate :P

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 10:55pm
MEAKLY.
:lol: I see you read our definitions.

loopi
31-Oct-05, 10:55pm
4 posts?

mickstah has the same

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 10:55pm
I moton to leave teh thread open so EVERYONE can laugh at him
Agree, it would be so sad to see it deleted.

trAse
31-Oct-05, 10:55pm
wtf, i didn't expect to really see a cock.
i lvoe the interweb.

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 10:56pm
http://www.netaxs.com/~mhmyers/cdjpgs/rooster.jpg


I wana pluck you like an animal!!!!

Gruso
31-Oct-05, 10:56pm
:lol: I see you read our definitions.:lol: I just had to double check them, I wanted to post punis.

stockie
31-Oct-05, 10:58pm
hehehe funny sh1t...

dj_killer_lamb
31-Oct-05, 11:01pm
internet at its best 10/10!

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 11:01pm
I'm glad I was here for this momentus occasion.

trAse
31-Oct-05, 11:02pm
let's try to get this to 2 pages before it's deleted.

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:02pm
<supa> if someone posts a cock on itm and becy isn't there to see it was a cock really posted on itm?

onetallpoppy
31-Oct-05, 11:03pm
^^^^^^

lol. excellent question

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:04pm
Omglolrz

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:04pm
I think the answer is no.

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:05pm
Can anyone really see a cock there??? Im abit suspect about it...

JustinJ
31-Oct-05, 11:05pm
......kinda of an......'interesting' way to start you itm posting career innit?

but where is it? I honestly can't see it!!

notice how his location is TAS........tasmania?

risk
31-Oct-05, 11:05pm
d.lol & roflskillz.

loopi
31-Oct-05, 11:05pm
Where is becy!?

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:05pm
and who's alias is the cock poster?

onetallpoppy
31-Oct-05, 11:06pm
4 posts?

mickstah has the same

was a certain irony in posting that. :P

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 11:06pm
It's like a magic eye. You've got to look past the pubes and eventually a cock will start to form before your eyes.

Astro-Boy
31-Oct-05, 11:06pm
You guys have mental problems.


And that's why I love you you.

onetallpoppy
31-Oct-05, 11:07pm
It's like a magic eye. You've got to look past the pubes and eventually a cock will start to form before your eyes.

its not a schooner, its a sailboat

loopi
31-Oct-05, 11:08pm
was a certain irony in posting that. :P

i have no idea what you're on about.

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:09pm
Needs more pubes.

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:09pm
President Hirohito: You are American? Red: Yes. President Hirohito: [begins to gesture] Ogh! You must have very big pee-anis! Red: Excuse me? I was just asking you what you're up to with these toys! President Hirohito: Nothing. We are very simple people. With very small penis. Mr. Ose penis is …especially small. Mr. Ose: [fakes a sob] Uh, smuh, so small. President Hirohito: We cannot achieve much with so small penis. But you! Americans. Wow! Penis so big! SOOO big penis! Red: [flattered] Well uh, he-I guess it is a pretty good size. Mr. Ose: Minata, kite kite! ["Everone, come come!" A group of Japanese women move in, chattering] This-a man has veh-ry big penis! [the women applaud, Red grins big] Woman 1: Take takeru o da ne? ["It's rather large, isn't it?"] Woman 2: Hai. ["Yes."] Mr. Ose: Uh, hoh, what an-whoa immense penis-uh!

Lissie
31-Oct-05, 11:11pm
:lol: :lol: I really wasnt expecting that.

onetallpoppy
31-Oct-05, 11:11pm
i have no idea what you're on about.

no matter. moments gone.

focus on paying out his knob and reaching a couple of pages on this thread

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:11pm
[Edit by Moderator: racist remark removed]

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:12pm
http://www.wackymats.com/images/WM-1092.jpg

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:12pm
http://modernfreaktshirts.com/ChoicesPics/smileifsmallpenis300x300.gif

trAse
31-Oct-05, 11:14pm
this thread needs more lame pics.

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:15pm
http://home.actlab.utexas.edu/ephemerata/images/pump.jpg

supa
31-Oct-05, 11:16pm
it's taken me a long time to respond to this thread as i'm still lost in the jungle.

something about this cock strikes me as vaguely familiar, indeed, i think it may possibly be a "famous itm cawk"

/me envisages future threads where people ask "how much itm cock have you seen"

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:16pm
so how do you like your cock?

Fried? Boiled? Mashed? Uncircumsized?

DjReal
31-Oct-05, 11:17pm
:lol: :lol:

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:17pm
/me envisages future threads where people ask "how much itm cock have you seen"

I recall we had this conversation last night ;)

Gruso
31-Oct-05, 11:18pm
so how do you like your cock?

Fried? Boiled? Mashed? Uncircumsized?Cured and cellared.

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 11:19pm
Cured and cellared.
Nothing like a long tall glass right? ;)

becy
31-Oct-05, 11:20pm
Holy
Fucking
Shit


Its So Meakly And Its Just Been Nozzled!!!!!!

Gruso
31-Oct-05, 11:20pm
:lol:

becy
31-Oct-05, 11:21pm
Its been nearly a year

And finally....

We finally... get... to see it... AGAIN!

HOLY GODAMN CHRIST THE PUBES ON THAT THING!!!!!!

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 11:21pm
Couldn't have said it better myself becy ;)

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:22pm
Dear Penis owner

You make me laugh so much, RSTEPCA!!

loopi
31-Oct-05, 11:22pm
LOL :lol:

bornslippy1984
31-Oct-05, 11:23pm
Bwahaha! Best ITM ever.

:lol: Really didn't expect that. :lol:

becy
31-Oct-05, 11:23pm
NOW
you all understand this:


http://img79.exs.cx/img79/1650/pubes5kv.jpg

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 11:23pm
Words cannot express :bow:

pringles
31-Oct-05, 11:24pm
fuck thats a jungle

now im hairy but fuck, ever heard of maintence ?

MiSsB29
31-Oct-05, 11:25pm
FUCK YES. :-D

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:25pm
that better not be adrian morton showing his even worser half

MiSsB29
31-Oct-05, 11:25pm
BESTITMEVERAEVERA!!!

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:26pm
Someone get that man a chainsaw

bornslippy1984
31-Oct-05, 11:26pm
That has to be the most worthwhile post in ages. Your ban will be so, so fucking worth it. :bow:

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 11:26pm
that better not be adrian morton showing his even worser half
Penis needs a beanie.

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:26pm
fuck thats a jungle

now im hairy but fuck, ever heard of maintence ?
http://www.garden-accessories-tools.com/gifs/garden-shears.jpg
?

DjReal
31-Oct-05, 11:26pm
:lol: :lol: :lol: this thread is pure class!

bornslippy1984
31-Oct-05, 11:27pm
that better not be adrian morton showing his even worser half
Dude, unless the rest of his body is miniscule, it would be slightly less than half.

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 11:27pm
I bore witness to the great itm penis of 2005.

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:27pm
that better not be adrian morton showing his even worser half

Adrian has no cock. Nor balls..

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:28pm
ok i meant showing his worst side

loopi
31-Oct-05, 11:28pm
NOW
you all understand this:


http://img79.exs.cx/img79/1650/pubes5kv.jpg

ROLFLMAO!

pringles
31-Oct-05, 11:28pm
http://www.garden-accessories-tools.com/gifs/garden-shears.jpg
?
nah more like

http://www.buywright.co.nz/media/viking_he400.jpg

bornslippy1984
31-Oct-05, 11:28pm
I bore witness to the great itm penis of 2005.
...and all I got was this crappy tshirt?

I'll be wearing that to Field Day.

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 11:29pm
I heart becy for bringing tracts into an already perfect thread, thrusting this piece of itm history into godlike proportions.

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:29pm
Penis needs a beanie.

A pee-nie?

datakid
31-Oct-05, 11:30pm
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000DHL9D.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

no hair makes it look bigger!

pringles
31-Oct-05, 11:31pm
nothing will make that look big

spice_of_life
31-Oct-05, 11:31pm
A pee-nie?a jimmy hat! :lol:

Tron
31-Oct-05, 11:31pm
classy thread

bornslippy1984
31-Oct-05, 11:32pm
nothing will make that look big
Even photoshop has its limits.

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 11:32pm
A pee-nie?
We could market this shit for sure.

MiSsB29
31-Oct-05, 11:32pm
Lets name it'

becy
31-Oct-05, 11:33pm
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> the thing is mick
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> the best thing
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> is that its hairier
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> and smaller
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> than i remember
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> :D
<Mickstah> YES!
<Mickstah> exactkly@!!!
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> hahahahahaha
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> thats the funniest part
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> lol
<Mickstah> I'm so not disappointed
<Mickstah> it's like everything we've been saying about the cock
<Mickstah> the meakly
<Mickstah> the forest
<Mickstah> the egyptian pubes
<Mickstah> it's all EXACTLY how I remember x10
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> YES
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> I KNOW
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> normaly yo'ure disappointed
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> your memory is different
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> things seem smaller when you're older, when you go back to them
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> but
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> not this
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> this is.... more meakly than i could have possibly imagined
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> or remembered...

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:33pm
Im going to report my own post to get some mods attention.

onetallpoppy
31-Oct-05, 11:34pm
Lets name it'

from what i gathered some people on here already know its name, well its owners at least

Commando Sting
31-Oct-05, 11:34pm
lets call it Bec.

Lissie
31-Oct-05, 11:34pm
Well it has no warts so we can rule out at least one ITMer.

Tax Invoice
31-Oct-05, 11:34pm
:lol: so this is what I miss out on at night!?!?

MiSsB29
31-Oct-05, 11:34pm
no it needs its own name, how bout lary?

Commando Sting
31-Oct-05, 11:35pm
Bluesteel?

bornslippy1984
31-Oct-05, 11:35pm
How about Tiny Disco Balls?

Tron
31-Oct-05, 11:35pm
it's time like this i wish i had a micropenis

Commando Sting
31-Oct-05, 11:35pm
this thread is expanding ever so fast

Lissie
31-Oct-05, 11:36pm
I shall call it....Miniwang

Lissie
31-Oct-05, 11:36pm
this thread is expanding ever so fast
Like the dude's pubes when he gets out of the shower and it.....AFROTISES!

becy
31-Oct-05, 11:36pm
I bore witness to the great itm penis of 2005.

Yes!

We were there for the Great ITM Penis of 2004, now 2005 and here's to hoping we get to see the Great ITM Penis of 2006.

Oh did i say Great? Maybe I should have said Meakly ITM Penis.

pmack
31-Oct-05, 11:36pm
haha, i really don't know what to say. just have to get a post in

datakid
31-Oct-05, 11:37pm
TINY DISCO BALLS!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

loopi
31-Oct-05, 11:37pm
someone send it to itm magazine photo people.

Lissie
31-Oct-05, 11:37pm
Get as many posts in....

the person with the mosts posts gets to pat it!

True story.

Oblivia
31-Oct-05, 11:37pm
i cant even see a cock in that picture, it could even be a really hairy woman

becy
31-Oct-05, 11:38pm
no hair makes it look bigger!


NO NO NO!
Not at all


It only makes it MANKLY

Tron
31-Oct-05, 11:38pm
like water off a duck's back

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 11:38pm
It seems the egyptians really have taken over during the course of the year.

percy
31-Oct-05, 11:38pm
Not that there is much there to talk about, but im people will be talking about this for long after this thread is deleted.

Commando Sting
31-Oct-05, 11:38pm
http://www.ie.lspace.org/ftp-lspace/images/fan-art/got-milk.jpg

Sabbathen
31-Oct-05, 11:38pm
I think it's only fair a girl posts a picture of her bush

Lissie
31-Oct-05, 11:38pm
i cant even see a cock in that picture, it could even be a really hairy woman
With some mega-flaps

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:38pm
weapon of mass hilarity

Tax Invoice
31-Oct-05, 11:38pm
Get as many posts in....

the person with the mosts posts gets to pat it!

True story.
Can we choose between patting it & flicking rubber bands at it?

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:39pm
pubes are so in right now

Oblivia
31-Oct-05, 11:39pm
^^totally, trim away but leave something to distract the eye.

Commando Sting
31-Oct-05, 11:40pm
they should do a parisian part on the pubes

very a la mode these days

Tron
31-Oct-05, 11:40pm
at least a feminists armpit, we'll never know

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:40pm
Get as many posts in....

the person with the mosts posts gets to pat it!

True story.
can't we just poke it with a stick and laugh

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 11:40pm
NO NO NO!
Not at all


It only makes it MANKLY
Yes, another word that was ever so dilligently defined this fine evening.

Lissie
31-Oct-05, 11:40pm
Can we choose between patting it & flicking rubber bands at it?
Sure!

I think we should all be able to hit it with a cold spoon as well.

Tax Invoice
31-Oct-05, 11:40pm
There's a whole merkin store right there.

trAse
31-Oct-05, 11:40pm
NOW
you all understand this:


http://img79.exs.cx/img79/1650/pubes5kv.jpg
i lol'ed

MiSsB29
31-Oct-05, 11:41pm
his such a prettyful wang too. :D

Tax Invoice
31-Oct-05, 11:41pm
Maybe a can of Mortein would get rid of it?

Commando Sting
31-Oct-05, 11:41pm
he should use one of these

Edit: pic may have got me temp banned....

becy
31-Oct-05, 11:42pm
It seems the egyptians really have taken over during the course of the year.

Trying to stop the Jews from over-running the place, I believe?

Lissie
31-Oct-05, 11:42pm
That's the sort of penis that would be ideal for introducing a chick to bum sex

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:42pm
I think it was a little cold when the pic was taken.

eman
31-Oct-05, 11:43pm
You will be called... Stitchface

percy
31-Oct-05, 11:43pm
fastest moving thread ever

Commando Sting
31-Oct-05, 11:43pm
so how long does everyone reckon before its locked?
or more so, who can get the last post in before its locked?

Tax Invoice
31-Oct-05, 11:43pm
[http://www.bernergazette.ch/archives/merkin.jpg

Tron
31-Oct-05, 11:44pm
grip-ball man

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:45pm
nothing like a cock to bring out the funny in people

eman
31-Oct-05, 11:45pm
fastest moving thread ever

i think everyone wants to get on the bandwagon before it gets locked.. !

:ahoy:

datakid
31-Oct-05, 11:45pm
there was an egyptian dude who went to my high school called ghali, and i loved him (

becy
31-Oct-05, 11:45pm
I hope ITM knows what I'm going to have to do so that you could witness this

pmack
31-Oct-05, 11:45pm
last post

MiSsB29
31-Oct-05, 11:46pm
this has sooo brighted up my day =)

Commando Sting
31-Oct-05, 11:46pm
ah shit
and i just edited my picture of the cameltoe for nothing

Lissie
31-Oct-05, 11:46pm
there was an egyptian dude who went to my high school called ghali, and i loved him (
Did he have a pubefro too?

dj_killer_lamb
31-Oct-05, 11:48pm
We should make a sculpture of it and start selling it as a Garden Ornament.

I know i want his dick next to my carrots.

Tax Invoice
31-Oct-05, 11:48pm
In other news, be sure to give this thread a five star rating.

I trim & I vote!
:D

Commando Sting
31-Oct-05, 11:48pm
just like to update, over 170 posts in an hour

i'm impressed
thats better than big kev on speed

datakid
31-Oct-05, 11:49pm
oh he used them by accident!
puppy wans;t to know!

also, i never saw my gali's pubes (
he was much cooler and older than me (((

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:49pm
me in the shower (http://www.sasktelwebsite.net/dallasct/meshower.jpg);)

Lissie
31-Oct-05, 11:49pm
We should make a sculpture of it and start selling it as a Garden Ornament.

I know i want xxx's dick next to my carrots.At least the carrots wouldnt be intimidated.

Maybe it will make the soil more fertile if you water his testicles regularly....if u can find them....

Commando Sting
31-Oct-05, 11:49pm
me in the shower (http://www.sasktelwebsite.net/dallasct/meshower.jpg);)

lame!

pmack
31-Oct-05, 11:50pm
haha, 170 views, 169 replies. small cocks got EVERYONE excited

becy
31-Oct-05, 11:50pm
The letters I spelled out the sounds of. They're not allowed. Although it would probably be overlooked considering the pulling power of the first post.

Wow, "pulling power" as related to that picture makes a lot of sense on one hand, and none on the other.

yes
because he would have quite a powerful pulling stroke considering that the opposite sex will probably not want to touch such a meakly mankly punis as that one.

dementruck
31-Oct-05, 11:50pm
http://www.rdrop.com/~jimw/S_wang-btn.jpg
i want a tee shirt, mommy

spice_of_life
31-Oct-05, 11:50pm
I know i want Rav's dick next to my carrots.:lol: really now? .....

datakid
31-Oct-05, 11:50pm
i just wanted to add a arting )

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:50pm
i had to throw a lame joke in :(

Lissie
31-Oct-05, 11:51pm
i had to throw a lame joke in :(
Mission complete, soldier!

datakid
31-Oct-05, 11:51pm
my mum says she once met this cop, and he was all buff and ubermasculine, and when she got him into bed, his penis was ONLY HALF AN INCH LONG.

she looke dhorrified, and he said, very huffily MY SPERM'S AS GOOD AS ANYONE ELSE'S!!!

Commando Sting
31-Oct-05, 11:51pm
http://www.rdrop.com/~jimw/S_wang-btn.jpg
i want a tee shirt, mommy


Wang gang

that bunch of crazy sydney djs coming to a club near you

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:52pm
4 pages and only 1 wang :thumb:

becy
31-Oct-05, 11:52pm
my mum says she once met this cop, and he was all buff and ubermasculine, and when she got him into bed, his penis was ONLY HALF AN INCH LONG.

she looke dhorrified, and he said, very huffily MY SPERM'S AS GOOD AS ANYONE ELSE'S!!!

I love that your mum told you that. :lol:

She sounds like my mum.

Tron
31-Oct-05, 11:52pm
proof that its how you use it that counts

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 11:52pm
I'm keen to see the mankly penis. We've seen the meakly, I want to see how the mankly fairs up.

Lissie
31-Oct-05, 11:53pm
my mum says she once met this cop, and he was all buff and ubermasculine, and when she got him into bed, his penis was ONLY HALF AN INCH LONG.

she looke dhorrified, and he said, very huffily MY SPERM'S AS GOOD AS ANYONE ELSE'S!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ummm girl's want good sex not to get impregnated :lol: :lol: :lol: that's so funny

bornslippy1984
31-Oct-05, 11:53pm
5 stars, bitches

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:53pm
this thread gets 5 stars

Tax Invoice
31-Oct-05, 11:53pm
My pumping ball cock:

http://www.btinternet.com/~jhpart/ballcock.gif

MiSsB29
31-Oct-05, 11:53pm
We should make a sculpture of it and start selling it as a Garden Ornament.

I know i want larys dick next to my carrots.


in that case his wang can go next to my zucchini patch.

Lissie
31-Oct-05, 11:54pm
:( I don't know how to vote

datakid
31-Oct-05, 11:54pm
lololo and i was like 'well what did you do with it!?' and she was like 'well there wasn;t much i could do with it! i played with it a bit, i spose.. it was pretty stupid'.

lololoLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 11:54pm
Only the best, 5 stars, for this golden thread.

Tron
31-Oct-05, 11:54pm
5 pages in as many minutes

becy
31-Oct-05, 11:54pm
okay we've done meakly. we want mankly now.

Commando Sting
31-Oct-05, 11:54pm
up the top
already well into 6 star territory

datakid
31-Oct-05, 11:55pm
lissie: Go ADVANCED!

MiSsB29
31-Oct-05, 11:55pm
this thread gets 5 stars


indeed. :-D

Commando Sting
31-Oct-05, 11:55pm
woot new page!

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:55pm
http://www.allproducts.com/manufacture98/okay/product1-s.jpg

bornslippy1984
31-Oct-05, 11:55pm
:( I don't know how to vote
I'll send you a pamphlet.

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:56pm
Im buying ***** a Shick mach3 for christmas

Commando Sting
31-Oct-05, 11:56pm
Im buying rav a Shick mach3 for christmas
youll need at least three

phunkdust
31-Oct-05, 11:56pm
fastest growing thread in itm history

Lissie
31-Oct-05, 11:56pm
I'll send you a pamphlet.
:lol: OMG can you please write the contents while munted?

Tax Invoice
31-Oct-05, 11:56pm
Im buying rav a Shick mach3 for christmas

So it's yours then?

Bushy
31-Oct-05, 11:56pm
Ha Ha Cocks!

Commando Sting
31-Oct-05, 11:56pm
fastest growing thread in itm history
i feel like i'm really part of something for once


needs more Gruso tho

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 11:57pm
<MiSsB29> everyone needs a good cock on there computer screen. staring at them now and a again.

zacmacrackin
31-Oct-05, 11:57pm
Zacmacrackin was here. Wanted to leave my mark in itm's most memorable banned post.

Z

Morphee
31-Oct-05, 11:57pm
Hoe many PMs saying "OMGZOR I WANT JOO NOW!!" do you think hes got from the chicks?

bornslippy1984
31-Oct-05, 11:57pm
:lol: OMG can you please write the contents while munted?
:lol: Only if I can have a sweaty gurn-hug.

Fucking plur mokey. :blush:

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:58pm
Im buying rav a Shick mach3 for christmas
you'll need at least the Gillette 5 blade razor for that mess

...... or a lawn mower would be more ideal

Lissie
31-Oct-05, 11:58pm
lissie: Go ADVANCED!
Lissie=dumb :(
I don't know what that is either

Mickstah
31-Oct-05, 11:59pm
At least 17 by now. I've pm'ed him 4 times already.

zacmacrackin
31-Oct-05, 11:59pm
http://exclusivelyhedgehogs.com/mso62E52.jpg

Tron
31-Oct-05, 11:59pm
do u think its continuous with his facial hair?

d-_-b
31-Oct-05, 11:59pm
Hoe many PMs saying "OMGZOR I WANT JOO NOW!!" do you think hes got from the chicks?
i think he got more dudes than chicks .. the chicks are laffing

Lissie
31-Oct-05, 11:59pm
:lol: Only if I can have a sweaty gurn-hug.

Fucking plur mokey. :blush:
:-D Can you ever!

Slippy= best munter...so PLURful

Commando Sting
31-Oct-05, 11:59pm
I cannot get over just how fast this thread is going

datakid
01-Nov-05, 12:00am
lol the button right next to 'post quick reply'?

eman
01-Nov-05, 12:00am
fastest growing thread in itm history

i'm just glad to have been here to witness it

Tron
01-Nov-05, 12:01am
6 pages in as many minutes

datakid
01-Nov-05, 12:01am
LOL I LOVE SLIPPY ON THE PLUR )))

huuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Lissie
01-Nov-05, 12:02am
Oooer advanced!

Commando Sting
01-Nov-05, 12:02am
hmm slips i need to get pluring with you havent seen ya since Infusion

datakid
01-Nov-05, 12:02am
'omg this thread is fast!'

THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.

becy
01-Nov-05, 12:02am
Mankly
Now
And quick smart about it too

Mickstah
01-Nov-05, 12:03am
i'm just glad to have been here to witness it
You think this is good, you should have seen the great cock of 2004.

Lissie
01-Nov-05, 12:03am
LOL I LOVE SLIPPY ON THE PLUR )))

huuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I agree!
If Slippy was a thread...I'd vote 5 stars for him too (now that I know how :blush: )

datakid
01-Nov-05, 12:03am
lol and specifically, i love sharing toilet cubicles with slippy on the plur.

d-_-b
01-Nov-05, 12:04am
how many pages can this go on ? ..

datakid
01-Nov-05, 12:04am
ps/ how good is sharing toilet cubicles while munted.

not to do anything illicit, just to have a chat )

becy
01-Nov-05, 12:05am
You think this is good, you should have seen the great cock of 2004.

Yeah I'm sure it was bigger and less furry than this one.

Maybe its like one of those pink and green moving dot fucking visual illusions hey.

onetallpoppy
01-Nov-05, 12:05am
5starry goodness

dj_killer_lamb
01-Nov-05, 12:06am
I think we can all learn alot from this penis. It has brought us all closer together!

MiSsB29
01-Nov-05, 12:06am
oh dam i missed the wang of 2004


05's is pretty awesome butt. =)

Punk in Drublic
01-Nov-05, 12:06am
:lol:

Mickstah
01-Nov-05, 12:06am
Yeah I'm sure it was bigger and less furry than this one.

Maybe its like one of those pink and green moving dot fucking visual illusions hey.
It's like I said earlier on in this thread, it's like a magic eye, you need to stare deep into and beyond the pubes for the penis to take shape.

datakid
01-Nov-05, 12:06am
hugz not peen drugz!

becy
01-Nov-05, 12:07am
We kept 2004's punis fairly well under wraps.

Luckily for you lot. If we'd let the wraps come away the pubes would have sprung out and enveloped the world and suffocated us all.

zacmacrackin
01-Nov-05, 12:08am
Prehaps the mods have given 2 hours to let everyone have their fun.

Z

Lissie
01-Nov-05, 12:08am
ps/ how good is sharing toilet cubicles while munted.

not to do anything illicit, just to have a chat )
:lol: :lol: I was about to say I don't know him that well

Tron
01-Nov-05, 12:08am
need 3D glasses to appreciate the volume of the thicket

Lissie
01-Nov-05, 12:09am
We kept 2004's punis fairly well under wraps.

Luckily for you lot. If we'd let the wraps come away the pubes would have sprung out and enveloped the world and suffocated us all.
Hairball city

onetallpoppy
01-Nov-05, 12:09am
Luckily for you lot. If we'd let the wraps come away the pubes would have sprung out and enveloped the world and suffocated us all.

such eloquence :lol:

datakid
01-Nov-05, 12:09am
lol some of my best cubicle sharing memories have been with newly befriended strangers!

datakid
01-Nov-05, 12:10am
yes page 6!

Commando Sting
01-Nov-05, 12:10am
w00t!

Lissie
01-Nov-05, 12:12am
What are the odds that he will post again?

Got milk?

pmack
01-Nov-05, 12:12am
what i can't work out is the website the pic came from http://www.clanm7.com/albums/album19/
azima down the bottom

such randomness

eman
01-Nov-05, 12:13am
You think this is good, you should have seen the great cock of 2004.

pics or stfu! :lol:

what was the 2004 cock like?

Tron
01-Nov-05, 12:13am
momentum is diminishing. quickly, someone fetch another penis, or at least photoshop this one (somehow)

Lissie
01-Nov-05, 12:14am
http://www.clanm7.com/albums/album19/DSC00008_001.jpg
The dude in the middle looks like he is about to carck it!

dj_killer_lamb
01-Nov-05, 12:14am
From this post on if you chat and don't post a picture you will be banned!

deadly serious about this everyone.

becy
01-Nov-05, 12:14am
pics or stfu! :lol:

what was the 2004 cock like?


It was a BOXING DAY SPECIAL. Just like the Myers sale only meaklier and punier and furrier.

Mickstah
01-Nov-05, 12:15am
pics or stfu! :lol:

what was the 2004 cock like?
Meakly.

I'm trying to find the old conversation about it that we posted in one of the funny innerweb threads.

Tron
01-Nov-05, 12:15am
ammo for the collar thread

Tax Invoice
01-Nov-05, 12:16am
I think I've posted enough pics.

Oh, hang on then...

Lissie
01-Nov-05, 12:16am
I made this myself :blush:

Morphee
01-Nov-05, 12:17am
pics or stfu! :lol:

what was the 2004 cock like?

Much like the cock of 2005, though, maybe a few less pubes.

d-_-b
01-Nov-05, 12:17am
:lol:

MiSsB29
01-Nov-05, 12:17am
pics or stfu! :lol:

what was the 2004 cock like?



yes i want detail.
In full.

Tax Invoice
01-Nov-05, 12:19am
I made this myself :blush:

and we're all very proud of you! :lol:
Well done young lady!