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Hi,
I'm writing a story on 'sex in clubs' and was wondering whether anyone would be willing to let me know of any sexually oriented acts that they have witnessed or even taken part in within a club or party setting.
It's just a lighthearted take on something that has possibly crossed everybody's mind at one time or another.
Thanks for your help!
Ben
We went to a local rave in our home town which is pretty small scale. It was held in a very cool venue with a rockin' playground across the road. My friend and I decided to have a bit of a breather from the bangin' techno inside so went and had a play on the slides and swings etc. We were climbing up on a rope/spider web thingy when we spotted some kids going for it under a street lamp on a park bench. It was a very odd thing to see and we still think to this day that they MUST have seen us but it didn't seem to stop them. The funniest thing was, about an hour later back inside at the party, I was quite happily rockin' away when I turned and who should be rockin' right next to me, but the kids from the park bench!!!
I don't know how much detail u want - but afta getting extremely close with one gorgeous young lady - which involved a lot of things - I finger-fucked her her tight wet-dripping pussy - while she came on the floor.
I have also had a floorgasm once (not @ Glow hrr hrr) afta being tooled off
This must have been done before.. did a quick search but couldnt find anything... if it has im sorry but hey.. hopefully some of you need to update!
Mine are:
A ski-lift gondola
A life guard tower
Where is most random place u've done the deed?
march E
06-May-05, 12:16am
bonnet of a cop car that had rocked up at a party... i think this thread is similar to one done a while ago
bcbooter
06-May-05, 10:45am
yeah, thread of the year man
legless
06-May-05, 10:57am
A ski-lift gondola
must've been quick...
most random place I have had sex was in jail, with JimBob in the library.
side of the road on the drive to QLD.........?
In a park in my car with my mate hiding in the boot
Im in the "mile-low" club...
in the tunnel that goes under the English Channel whilst on a train in between London and Paris.
MadOogles
06-May-05, 11:25am
In a woman
^^^ LOL
slide in a park stands out as memorable
On the roof of a 7 story building in the middle of the day...... in the heart of a surfers paradise with about 50+ other highrises around... nobody yelled out... or maybe they didnt have a chance to :| jack flash.
Hmmmmm where are all the other threads like this....hang on I'll go look for them!
picnic table in a kiddie playground on xmas eve
Scored a goal under the goal posts on a school oval once...
Christened a new apartment block by breaking in and finding what seemed to be a bedroom (was all conrete and scaffolding) and doing the deed on the bare concrete floor...
jon22mac
06-May-05, 12:51pm
on itm
krafty_x
06-May-05, 01:10pm
Cars, parks, ovals, playgrounds, beaches, bowling greens, roofs, off the side of bush tracks, balconies... most recent being one that looks pretty much straight onto the street in a busy innerwest suburb.
Nowhere really that random though I don't reckon.
Once again though my advice is to watch out for small cliffs.
k_x oxo
out behind the waves at the beach
between the flags of course
Ding Ding Ding Bdo Boiler Room Has Got To Be Winner Lol .....
How Did You Manage That..... There Is No Way You Got Away With It Without Heaps Of People Seeing You
jootsiejuice
06-May-05, 05:11pm
in the back of a volkswagen.
Chharge
06-May-05, 05:51pm
in the back of a volkswagen.
That sounds like "Somewhere pretty uncomfortable"
:lol:
Similar interests much Wolverine? :lol:
That sounds like "Somewhere pretty uncomfortable"
:lol:
Similar interests much Wolverine? :lol:
:lol:
"What, like the back of a volkswagon?"
"Oh Gill just shut the fuck up."
SoLaCeLL
06-May-05, 09:00pm
This must have been done before.. did a quick search but couldnt find anything... if it has im sorry but hey.. hopefully some of you need to update!
Mine are:
A ski-lift gondola
A life guard tower
Where is most random place u've done the deed?
did yer pee pee get stuckin her punani?
on fraser island
near the 'natural shower' @ the entrance to happy valley resort
@ dusk... standing in the pool of water, hilux door open, we're 'sorta' shielded by it as most of the vehicles returning to the resort were coming from the opposite direction
...losing one's mind, unaware of all time or space and gradually coming to, realising that there is quite the crowd of young onlookers across the otherside of the water, all enjoying themselves IMMENSELY
lake mackenzie, lake wabby, sandy cape, the resort, the truck, central station, the barge...
*ahem*
best holiday ever
(:
janeypooh
06-May-05, 11:03pm
In the park, broad daylight... hmm got covered in ant bites.. he didnt tho dam him!..... little spot next to brisbane river in "richville".....soccer field.... carpark... list goes on... hehe have to say tho, im glad things cooled down, took me like 6 months with him b4 had sex in bed... and i have to say bed is most comfy.. no freakin ants to bit me! :blush:
anti-pop
06-May-05, 11:05pm
I'm probably not the first person to have shagged in the sound studios in the Bon Marche building, UTS, but definitely the most recent.
renee24
07-May-05, 01:12am
hmm soccer field in Brisbane.... Up the dandenong mountains (grr feckn mosquitoes) ummm at my ex's grandmothers house in the pool :-O like in the middle of the day.. i wouldnt have the guts to do that theses days i dont think..lol
little chris
08-May-05, 09:07pm
friends dads car
some randoms driveway up in the dandenongs
the_pezman
08-May-05, 09:31pm
on the steps of a church
forgive me father for i am sinning the fvck outta this one! XD
hallelujah!
ps. dirty gurner sex in the boiler room is so 2000, no one wants to see that shit! (well cept for all the n00b choppers)
DnB_girl
08-May-05, 10:24pm
no where very random, but in the back of my b/f car with 2 dogs outside the car watching could classify as pretty random
queanbo_booner
08-May-05, 10:29pm
my mates nan and pops bed with his GF. felt very weird.
^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:
very weird indeed ;)
Rabicemann
09-May-05, 08:06am
my mate's childhood bed complete with thomas the tank-engine bedspread
Hospital Bed
Movie Cinema
Parks
etc etc
krafty_x
09-May-05, 11:58am
That sounds like my kind of holiday Hunter.
k_x oxo
Ding Ding Ding Bdo Boiler Room Has Got To Be Winner Lol .....
How Did You Manage That..... There Is No Way You Got Away With It Without Heaps Of People Seeing You
i dunno if people saw us, i didn't really kare at the time either :lol:, but the key is your girl havin a really short skirt to make it easier ;) :thumb:
A mate of mine told me this story about his mate
His mate was at a pub and had way too many beers and this really weird chick came up and started chatting to him. He had a few drinks with her and she asked if he would like to come back to where she was staying..
After a few more beers he agreed, so they left the pub and proceeded to walk from the pub through a park and towards a hospital and then strarted to walk through the hospital..
He thought this is weird, maybe we are just walking through it as a short cut, she then stopped at a door of a hospital room and says this is me, he looked inside the room and saw a hospital bed with straps on the bed, the ones to hold you down..
When they asked him what did you do then, he repied "well i was there wasnt I"..
When i first heard the story it sounded like a load of shit to me, then I met the guy and it seems pretty true
recently on a bridge that crosses over a creek - it was late and many drinks had been drunken
A mate of mine told me this story about his mate
His mate was at a pub and had way too many beers and this really weird chick came up and started chatting to him. He had a few drinks with her and she asked if he would like to come back to where she was staying..
After a few more beers he agreed, so they left the pub and proceeded to walk from the pub through a park and towards a hospital and then strarted to walk through the hospital..
He thought this is weird, maybe we are just walking through it as a short cut, she then stopped at a door of a hospital room and says this is me, he looked inside the room and saw a hospital bed with straps on the bed, the ones to hold you down..
When they asked him what did you do then, he repied "well i was there wasnt I"..
When i first heard the story it sounded like a load of shit to me, then I met the guy and it seems pretty true
:lol:
G0ldyL0x
09-May-05, 03:20pm
commonwealth bank ATM in the CBD :crazy:
Tyler Durden
09-May-05, 04:14pm
an igloo
ChemicalJames
09-May-05, 04:36pm
i hope your all married
Herrison Island.
(Its the somwhat small island containing a wildlife reserve on the swan river next to Perth City).
Funky Dung
09-May-05, 07:08pm
On top of a mountain in the Lake District with RAF fighter jets buzzing about 100 metres overhead upside-down.
Funky Dung
In the hole in the wall at Family in Brisbane.
Same deal as ka2per... short skirt + no undies = easy public sex.
Jude May
09-May-05, 07:38pm
in a cave....
Bent over a stack of tyres......romantic :blush:
Elita One
09-May-05, 09:00pm
Conference Room at night
Office
School courtyard type place during school holidays
Parks
In a car in a random empty carpark
etc
i was about to write "in a cemetary" but i now remember i only did a wee there :/
hmm weirdest .. maybe on some rockpools with a small towel wrapped around us. then parents and kiddies started walking past and it got a little bit awkward :/
Juggalo Muli
09-May-05, 09:45pm
Kids playground...
On the edge of a cliff over looking a beach up at coffs harbour, then a freaken dog came along out of no where, and the owner followed :-0
hehe.. did the dog try to sniff your ass?!!
legless
09-May-05, 11:26pm
Kids playground...
On the edge of a cliff over looking a beach up at coffs harbour, then a freaken dog came along out of no where, and the owner followed :-0
pedo.. :|
Juggalo Muli
10-May-05, 10:39am
hehe.. did the dog try to sniff your ass?!!
he started to lick my...
face.
Juggalo Muli
10-May-05, 10:40am
pedo.. :| The dog was over the age of 16, so it's o k
Goldfish
10-May-05, 12:35pm
Paradise Beach, Mykonos
The roof of my building in amsterdam overlooking Vondel Park
in a tent at octoberfest in munich (doesnt everyone do that though)
A Water taxi in Venice.
The dog was over the age of 16, so it's o k
yeh but muli queanbo booner's still 12...
Jazmine
10-May-05, 01:06pm
In someones unlocked car on the street....
custaro
10-May-05, 01:19pm
In the hole in the wall at Family in Brisbane.
Ewwwwww, dude! :lol:
In a lift.
Just do it late at night and hold the emergency stop button.
In a lift.
Just do it late at night and hold the emergency stop button.
Yeah ive done it in a lift, was funny as....
Yeah ive done it in a lift, was funny as....
same :lol:
renee24
10-May-05, 10:11pm
On top of a mountain in the Lake District with RAF fighter jets buzzing about 100 metres overhead upside-down.
Funky Dung
oh wow :-D i love fighter jets...nice 1
march E
11-May-05, 02:54am
female showers of the adelaide central YHA... german chicks get my vote everytime
DOMES!! toilet...
siiiiic!
I bet you had the midas touch ;)
Ben Vapid
11-May-05, 09:10am
Hanging over a balcony 6 floors up.
Sex with a view :blush:
pottsie
11-May-05, 09:26am
I'm probably not the first person to have shagged in the sound studios in the Bon Marche building, UTS, but definitely the most recent.
you are definatly not the first. lets just say the oblique room was the square room before i hit it back in the nineties
BlueSteel
11-May-05, 03:55pm
DOMES!! toilet...
Well that explains the long queues i often had to wait in.
siiiiic!
I bet you had the midas touch ;)
You should of seen tha way I MOOOVVEEDD!!!
hahahahaha
spazmatron
15-May-05, 04:24pm
Southbank, bridge to flinders station, melbourne. midday.
;)
most random place ive SEEN people having sex is the hutton st. stop on the number 112 tram to west preston. they were a little less discrete than one might normally expect though.
BlueSteel
15-May-05, 07:45pm
Did you live out your dream and feel like a porn star?
almost?
so you didn't end up with cum on your face then?
Against a pole upstairs at Ryans bar sydney CBD on a busy,very drunken night.People everywhere, Couldnt believe what we'd done the next day.
old mate
16-May-05, 01:49pm
Against a pole upstairs at Ryans bar sydney CBD on a busy,very drunken night.People everywhere, Couldnt believe what we'd done the next day.
Sorry pal, Ryan's bar does not have an upstairs.
Just on a side issue of German girls... 3 of my friends (all from completely different groups) have slept with German girls.. and have all described the exact the same situation...the girl has demanded.. ass to mouth.. no protection on the first time they slept together... I mean porno's are one thing, but doesn't this seem a bit too common, to be a coincidence?
Juggalo Muli
16-May-05, 02:46pm
Sorry pal, Ryan's bar does not have an upstairs.
Just on a side issue of German girls... 3 of my friends (all from completely different groups) have slept with German girls.. and have all described the exact the same situation...the girl has demanded.. ass to mouth.. no protection on the first time they slept together... I mean porno's are one thing, but doesn't this seem a bit too common, to be a coincidence?
:love:
what's their number!
:lol:
shazaam
16-May-05, 07:56pm
On a golf course, 13th hole, spinklers came on tho. cricket pitch on the oval next to the mint, in a tent with other people asleep, on the back seat of a car whilst a friend was driving.
that's all for now
on the back seat of a car whilst a friend was driving.
i want to do this one day
shazaam
16-May-05, 08:23pm
was thanx to a conveniently placed blanket and the sun was going down
keith81
17-May-05, 09:50am
Walking home from the pub one night and stopped off in a grave yard. Was quite fun and freaky
Sorry pal, Ryan's bar does not have an upstairs.
No,your right it doesn't i aplogise, should have read upstairs above Ryans bar. With the glass fence around the top and a busy night there was more than enough excitement once you realise at least how people were able to see what we were doing,(i was thaught it was great, never been a exhibitionist before) come on pal,you've been there you must know exactly where im talking about?
rayza_kool
17-May-05, 12:39pm
one night at my work.......i used to work at the university of queensland medical school.......that was an experience :)
also in a public toilet at cleveland......we just couldnt contain ourselfs :p
next to the train tracks in the park opposite GAS...dirtyyyyy....
thats bout it for me tho...:)
i saw criny was the last post and entered this thread with high expectations
i leave dissapointed
dolla d
26-Jul-05, 11:56am
at the beach in the water,
littlemissnrg
26-Jul-05, 12:13pm
In the dental chair ;)
krafty_x
26-Jul-05, 12:23pm
I did post this in another thread but in a tent about 2 metres away from the second stage at a doof with dogs and kids and people and bikes and instead of psytrance the stage was kranking out 'these boots are made for walkin'.
:tripping:
Very surreal.
k_x oxo
daydreamer77
26-Jul-05, 12:27pm
so... you guys will know what i'm talking about... i was thinking of random sex things and has anyone heard of penetration of the underarm? does that have a name? it's all about pheromones and stuff, and i guess just another place where a guy can stick it?
SkorpiOn
26-Jul-05, 12:31pm
penetration of the underarm?
thats so sick hahaha, hard to imagine though.
Jesus_Juice
26-Jul-05, 12:53pm
In a cemetary, in a crypt, in the middle of the night.
I didn't know who was buried there but I was tender.
DJ-MUNCHKIN
26-Jul-05, 01:12pm
I accidentally walked in on two people having sex in the female toilets at Rockers...although none too surprised there!
...I guess baseball fields? On home plate
daydreamer77
26-Jul-05, 01:52pm
penetration of the underarm?
thats so sick hahaha, hard to imagine though.
my friend is with a guy, that loves every orifice of her... he'll be getting down to it, and he has to stick his tongue in her ear, or eye and stuff...
there has to be a name for this underarm thing!! not something i wanna google at work...
someone must know?!
audio_coke
26-Jul-05, 02:12pm
...I guess baseball fields? On home plateNo crowd around I take it? ;)
janeypooh
26-Jul-05, 11:12pm
I accidentally walked in on two people having sex in the female toilets at Rockers...although none too surprised there!
...I guess baseball fields? On home plate
Yeh i went into the girls toliets at the local pub for me, the RE and thought my friend was in the toliet so i called out her name... no reply... look underneath... guys feet and girls feet.. obviously by the way the feet were postion he wasnt helping her vomit ;)
Needless to say.. I never gone in that cubicle since
rayza_kool
26-Jul-05, 11:44pm
I accidentally walked in on two people having sex in the female toilets at Rockers...although none too surprised there!
...I guess baseball fields? On home plate
me and my girl have done it many times in the girls toilets at the Family :D
most memorable would have to be at the bottom of a set of stairs out the back of the Calamvale hotel.....was very cold but very enjoyable :D
Rusty_OHara
26-Jul-05, 11:52pm
there has to be a name for this underarm thing!! not something i wanna google at work...
someone must know?!
Bagpiping
rayza_kool
26-Jul-05, 11:56pm
i once saw this chick goin down, then bouncing on him in full view of EVERYONE on the top row of the staduim in the main room at Summer Adventjah in 2001!!
most memorable rave ever.....:p
Rusty_OHara
27-Jul-05, 12:04am
At the risk of sounding like a slut....
Train from Dublin to London... well, HolyHead to London actually... with a random lass who I met at Holyhead train station.
Train from Marseille to Paris (night train with ex girlfriend, so not so exciting)
Train from Paris to Nancy (again with the same ex girlfriend)
Random car/truck stops/quiet places in France / Germany / Nederlands / Switzerland with same ex girlfriend. (see a pattern?)
On the roof of my house in Perth
On the roof of my house in London
On a golf course in Fremantle, on a few football pitches in Perth... in a few parks..
In fields in the countryside in various countries... UK / Eire / France / Germany / Nederlands / Switzerland...
In a lift.
In a seedy "backpackers" bar in London
In Heaven nightclub in London.
Behind the dj decks at a house party with 500 odd people in London
Hemerage
27-Jul-05, 12:28am
Calamvale hotel.....Hahhahahah, you win :lol: :lol:
go the 'vale!
(I live in Algester)
rayza_kool
27-Jul-05, 12:39am
^^ man back in my younger and stupider days, i pretty much lived there on the weekends *bows head in shame*
CuZnMatt
27-Jul-05, 11:43am
looking in the itm archives due to boredom i found this gem. so who's pulled it off, come on fess up punks.
also ben if you're out there how'd you go writing the book?
here's my experience as if you wanted to know.
i had sex at brown alley once. just last year. was a trance night if i recall correctly. we were getting it on on one of those bean bags, my housemate bell busted me and still give's me a hard time to this day about the lewd display of bean bag getting it on action. then i dont know man, one thing lead to another and we ended up in the lady's. very interesting. cant believe i'm posting this but yeah that's the story.
sorry if i've left anyone unable to go near those bean bags ever again.
CuZnMatt
27-Jul-05, 11:44am
i can see myself getting a lifetime ban from brown alley now.
You disgusting man for the fact of what were you doing at a trance night at Brown alley?
:P
CuZnMatt
27-Jul-05, 11:48am
i know i was living with an army of trance freakz.
limitedtimeonly
27-Jul-05, 11:49am
No - but a friend of mine did!!
After they were done in the toilets they put their clothes and went there seperate ways oinly for him to get home and relaise that he has her jeans on with her mobile in it and she obviously had his jeans on
Cosmica
27-Jul-05, 12:00pm
This thread really belongs in the "lifestyle" forum.
^^^^
thats awesome, a similiar thing happened to me but not due to sex in teh toilet
I got annihilated at the Lounge one night, fell asleep on the stage then went home in the wrong jacket.
Woke up the next morning the coat's about 5 sizes too big and the wrong colour, thought it might have been McD's but found out is wasnt, my fuzzy brain took about a minute to register
so if any tall people out there have a small black leather coat with a button missing, PM me :P
asscension
27-Jul-05, 12:04pm
i can see myself getting a lifetime ban from brown alley now.
You bastard. I've sat on many a brown alley beanbag! Yuk!!
hehe i didnt really ever trust those bean bags anyway.
CuZnMatt
27-Jul-05, 12:08pm
we didn't have sex on the beanbags, we were just getting it on. i doubt there was any spillage on the bags, ya never know though.
this threads been in this forum for over four years now, kind of feels like it's at home, and it's about shagging in clubs so i think clubbing forum is quite appropriate.
Cosmica
27-Jul-05, 12:31pm
This thread was created prior to the lifestyle forum, there is now a forum for this type of thread.
If you want to dredge up really really old threads I suggest just starting a new thread in the appropriate forum.
CuZnMatt
27-Jul-05, 12:33pm
yeah cool, just thought it was a funny thread.
so come on, surely i'm not the only itmer to get lucky in da club. spill the beans.
CuZnMatt
27-Jul-05, 12:47pm
under a computer desk in the media department at high school. at the 150km post on the side of the goulburn valley highway. the ladies room at brown alley in melbourne. the beach, ko tao thailand.
VanBuurenisGod
27-Jul-05, 12:49pm
I don't know how much detail u want - but afta getting extremely close with one gorgeous young lady - which involved a lot of things - I finger-fucked her her tight wet-dripping pussy - while she came on the floor.
I have also had a floorgasm once (not @ Glow hrr hrr) afta being tooled offFor a second i thought i was reading a mills and boon novel
you bump a four year old thread in melb and they throw it this way :|
merged with the random sex thread...
I think the Melb mods are being a bit precious today this is the second thread that has been scuttled :(
lilsarah
27-Jul-05, 01:21pm
Kids playground...
On the edge of a cliff over looking a beach up at coffs harbour, then a freaken dog came along out of no where, and the owner followed :-0yeah,
kids playground.
in one of those plastic tunnel things. :lol:
Story about one of my mates.
He picked up this chick at some putrid rave or other and disappeared behind this curtain that separated the room from the actual wall of the space, so there was a bit of room behind it. The curtain came down to kneelength or so. We're standing around, we see the curtain start thrashing about, and you can see this chicks legs - going bananas. We went round to have a look and seriously, the girl had his head shoved up her skirt and she was literally fucking his head. It was the funniest thing ever. About one hundred people must have come and seen it too - not that either of them noticed. After he came out I asked him, "How'd it go man" pretending that none of us had seen him in AKSHAWN, and he goes "okay i think, i got her number" lol i was thinking oh yeh that's a funny place to fucken keep it.
daydreamer77
27-Jul-05, 02:06pm
Bagpiping Tanks Rusty!! if ever there was someone i could count on ;)
ps- you travel a fair bit hey!
gorJESS
27-Jul-05, 03:05pm
In the Merrylands kids museum... some random park on the way home from electric at terry hills...um... everywhere in my bf's house... rents bed, kitchen table out the window... not wierd but id thought id ad my exploits :)
gorJESS
27-Jul-05, 03:10pm
and i forgot.. wattamalla, in the freshwater bit, at the Royal National Park... we werent the only ones going for it, up the beach in the shade of the trees this guy fingering and going down on this chick... at least ours was discreet
Rusty_OHara
27-Jul-05, 03:56pm
Tanks Rusty!! if ever there was someone i could count on ;)
You make me sound like some kind of psych-fetish-slut :P
Don't know where or when, but that was a slang term I heard once upon a time....
ps- you travel a fair bit hey!
Been known to get around a bit.... not as much as I would like to though.
daydreamer77
27-Jul-05, 04:02pm
You make me sound like some kind of psych-fetish-slut :P
Don't know where or when, but that was a slang term I heard once upon a time....
Been known to get around a bit.... not as much as I would like to though.just as long as someone else has heard of it! then i know i'm not the only psycho-fetish-slut ;)
FUNKRAUM
27-Jul-05, 06:34pm
On the middle of the dance floor.... when the club was closed!! hehe
marloulou
27-Jul-05, 07:29pm
various parks
club bathroom
cars
middle of the road
side walk
nowhere hell exciting.
Luke The Gun
27-Jul-05, 08:04pm
Hahhahahah, you win :lol: :lol:
go the 'vale!
(I live in Algester):lol: @ the vale. I got relo's that live in algester so I know all about the calamvale.
On topic, I saw a couple going for it in the back seat of their car at the viewing platform at warragamba dam today. But its not like theres lots of stuff to do out that way I guess.
MOOKS_66
27-Jul-05, 08:33pm
I accidentally walked in on two people having sex in the female toilets at Rockers...although none too surprised there!
...I guess baseball fields? On home plate
how romantic!!! and with the lovely uv (anti shooting up ) lighting......now thats classy!
rayza_kool
28-Jul-05, 03:10am
my gf just popped into my work bout an hour ago.....
well, she couldnt contain herself and helped herself to my footlong in the storeroom :D
i hope theres no cameras in there :meh:
Rusty_OHara
28-Jul-05, 04:30pm
just as long as someone else has heard of it! then i know i'm not the only psycho-fetish-slut ;)
So... ummm... uhhh.... you wanna swap some bagpiping photos? :P
I found this site for you for next time... :lol:
Auxiliary intercourse: Sexual climax achieved by moving the erect penis back and forth in the armpit. Also known as bagpiping.
Fetish List (http://www.tperkins.com/linked_docs/Fetish_list.html)
APPEARS to be work safe; open at own risk ;)
miki moto
28-Jul-05, 05:08pm
I "got it on" in the toilets of the botanical gardens in Brisbane once. So romantic and junkies go there!!!
And for the record i saw a threesome in some bushes under the indoroopilly bridge when I was 10.
MiSsB29
28-Jul-05, 07:16pm
on the internet.
st. kilda beach (yeah yeah i know, EVERYBODIES done it there right?)
*ouch!! was that a needle?
i went down on my gf while she was sitting in lady maquaries chair. didnt fuck there tho, too many mosquitoes.
DRi_2004XL
28-Jul-05, 11:42pm
On the middle of the dance floor.... when the club was closed!! hehe
Mantra?
Oblivia
29-Jul-05, 12:25am
Most random place? Like a car, how dull am I?
Hospital bed
Cinema
Closet
Bonnet
Beach
Treehouse
Parks
etc....
Bug Powder
29-Jul-05, 01:22pm
Daycare Centre :(
pringles
29-Jul-05, 01:45pm
18th green of a private golf course,
got chased off bare arse into the night, they had cameras on every green
FUNKRAUM
29-Jul-05, 01:53pm
Mantra?
:-0 !!!
Maybe......
daydreamer77
29-Jul-05, 02:05pm
So... ummm... uhhh.... you wanna swap some bagpiping photos? :P
I found this site for you for next time... :lol:
Fetish List (http://www.tperkins.com/linked_docs/Fetish_list.html)
APPEARS to be work safe; open at own risk ;)
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:lol: cheers Rusty, you're ze best :P
Chharge
29-Jul-05, 02:36pm
Cricket Pitch across the road from Panthers
oh yeah nothing but class that one.
I blame alcohol for the location. :|
I have no excuse for entering Panthers :(
krafty_x
29-Jul-05, 02:48pm
I'm not sure what's more worrying chharge. The location or the fact you shared it.
k_x oxo
Chharge
29-Jul-05, 02:52pm
Its been a few years Krafty... I have moved on :lol:
I can look back and laugh more now than anything.
The funny thing is I saw that particular girl recently in the city, we both recognised each other and there was this whole uncomfortable feeling on her side, meanwhile I am smiling my arse off...
she was shopping with her mum, I contemplated talking to her and bringing up the "good old times" and saying something like, "man I haven't seen you since that night at the cricket!!!"
but I doubt she would of found that funny :lol:
dialAsmile
31-Jul-05, 07:25pm
In a tent =\
never again....
BeNNie G
06-Aug-05, 12:42am
my ex came to my work and visited me once. i was working in a bottle shop in a shopping centre on a hot summers afternoon, i stuck the 'back in 5' sign up on the front door and locked the shop up for 10 minutes and we went for it in the cool room on top of a stack of XXXX gold.
;)
sirravesalot
06-Aug-05, 09:26am
On the ferry in Sydney...
edit; oh also Kids play area at Club Med, Lindeman island.
GeneralClank
31-Aug-05, 11:16am
Just started getting into it with the g/f recently. Anyone have any hot tips for places to try? Or acts to perform?
GeneralClank
31-Aug-05, 11:25am
thanks nettsu!
fly_wit_me
31-Aug-05, 11:43am
beaches, round a bouts, playgrounds, toilets @ 161 & boutique, mile high club, golf course ... etc etc!
MiNxRaviN
31-Aug-05, 05:52pm
:moist:
RadeeRaah
31-Aug-05, 06:04pm
saw a couple of pics of a doof in slovakia(i think) ... not technically shagging, but close enough.. guy going down on a chicky... a guy going off on himself... both these were on the dancefloor..
Fat Chick
31-Aug-05, 06:06pm
I only fuck in public...anywhere and everywhere
Oh I think It is hot:drool:
But I was just talking to a mate and he said.......Only a whore would have sex in public.
This Made me laugh:lol: I said cause he is young ......wait till ur older ..the bedroom gets boring.
What do think?
I think it is SUCH a turn on!
You cant wait u just have to have them !
one_tjc
26-Oct-05, 01:09pm
definately a turn on as long as you aren't too worried about people walking past and having a geez.
bornslippy1984
26-Oct-05, 01:11pm
Sif wrong.
So hot right now.
I wouldn't go for it in coles.
Could of sworn I so u and miss X in Frozen section?
Yes, but after the ban we now have to shop at woolies and the produce is inferior.
Its only wrong if I'm not involved.
Andrew Wowk
26-Oct-05, 01:25pm
I swear this thread has been done...and like...within the last month or two :meh:
I'm neither for or against it. Whatever people wanna do, good luck to them.
jay_graham
26-Oct-05, 01:26pm
I would definately do it...... obviously not in a park in the middle of the day with all the families out with their picnic lunches........
http://www.morphvisual.com/red/misc/thorpie.jpg
http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/bus.jpg
bornslippy1984
26-Oct-05, 01:31pm
I like the fact that Commando Sting has voted for all four options. This is the true meaning of democracy, folks. ;D
legless
26-Oct-05, 01:35pm
being banged up against a shopfront window isnt wrong.
krafty_x
26-Oct-05, 01:38pm
Well I wouldn't do it on stage in an auditorium full of people as such (might fantasise about it but wouldn't do it ;) ) but I'm not too particular about making sure my curtains are closed or moving inside off the bf's balcony if things get steamy if you catch my drift.
Or taking the odd walk up a long garden path.
k_x oxo
its not wrong but its illegal
(just something to keep in mind)
peepyfun
26-Oct-05, 01:49pm
its not wrong but its illegal
(just something to keep in mind)
i swear we were going for a walk and i slipped over it it slipped in.. {:-(
alowflyingpig
26-Oct-05, 01:55pm
nothing wrong with sex in the car ;)
adrian morton
26-Oct-05, 01:57pm
Sex outdoors like at the beach on the sand as the tide is coming in is cool but having sex infront of other people is sick.
CRISPIAN
26-Oct-05, 01:59pm
It's just nature!
i'm a big fan of the dirt track......
i'm a big fan of the dirt track......When the main road is blocked it's always a fun alternative, although at times they can be a bit snug around the vehicle.
alowflyingpig
26-Oct-05, 02:07pm
Sex outdoors like at the beach on the sand as the tide is coming in is cool but having sex infront of other people is sick.
what if their backs are turned?
what if their backs are turned?You put it in their ass?!?
its not wrong but its illegal
(just something to keep in mind)
;) Yeah but thats what makes it so good
but having sex infront of other people is sick.
Who said anything about that.....unless of course its the Camera Crew ;)
jokes:lol:
i swear we were going for a walk and i slipped over it it slipped in.. {:-(
Is that like the time you fell off the horse and due to it being mating season, the horse happened to be aroused?
Naaayyy!
littlemissnrg
26-Oct-05, 02:15pm
Sex outdoors like at the beach on the sand as the tide is coming in is cool but having sex infront of other people is sick.
Yep I love doing it outdoors but that being said I wouldn't just go for it in a park full of people.
Finding your own little spot with the risk that someone may walk past is very hot :drool:
Sounds like some one has some plans;)
Albumex
26-Oct-05, 02:19pm
used to do it lots and now i miss it
Profiler
26-Oct-05, 02:19pm
i'm just taking a guess here, but something tells me Trina had sex in public:blush:
littlemissnrg
26-Oct-05, 02:23pm
Sounds like some one has some plans;)
Sure do :blush:
The other thread has left me in a state!!
being banged up against a shopfront window isnt wrong.
No It is Oh sooooooooo right;)
birinci
26-Oct-05, 03:07pm
It is wrong.... why should I have to see some horny mingers going for it in public? Not to mention children.... get a room- noone wants to see your white OR pink bits
Yeah cause we are out in the middle of the day doing it on the slide in the park:lol:
Fuck forgot about the children
[Helen Lovejoy ] Please wont somebody think of the children [/lovejoy]
fuck the children
[michael jackson] do you think there's time? [/mj]
krafty_x
26-Oct-05, 03:54pm
It is wrong.... why should I have to see some horny mingers going for it in public? Not to mention children.... get a room- noone wants to see your white OR pink bits
Prude.
Eyelids are for shutting.
k_x oxo
SPOKEYDOKEY
26-Oct-05, 04:00pm
Prude.
Eyelids are for shutting.
k_x oxo
i thought that was what minds were for?
krafty_x
26-Oct-05, 04:10pm
Sometimes the link gets dysfunctional I guess.
k_x oxo
MiNxRaviN
26-Oct-05, 04:35pm
I wouldn't go for it in coles.
why not ?
Andrew Wowk
26-Oct-05, 04:37pm
^^ The 16 inch long salamis in the meat keeper make even Rocco feel inadequate.
why not ?
As stated because they ban you and i dont like woolworths.
littlemissnrg
26-Oct-05, 04:50pm
My outdoor adventure is cancelled due to a massive BLOODY storm :( :(
Mother nature can be so cruel :( :(
daydreamer77
26-Oct-05, 05:26pm
My outdoor adventure is cancelled due to a massive BLOODY storm :( :(
Mother nature can be so cruel :( :(
nothing should stop you
Prude.
Eyelids are for shutting.
k_x oxo
Word!
one_tjc
26-Oct-05, 05:32pm
rain could just make it more interesting :thumb:
.. and drown out some of the noise ;)
littlemissnrg
26-Oct-05, 05:40pm
Rain doesn't bother me, gigantic bolts of lightning do worry me a little though.
DD you're right though nothing should stop me and the way I'm feeling nothing will I am on a mission now, come hail, thunder or lightning I'm going on an outdoor adventure!!!
MiNxRaviN
26-Oct-05, 06:37pm
^^ The 16 inch long salamis in the meat keeper make even Rocco feel inadequate.
http://messenger.msn.com/MMM2005-10-17_12.22/Resource/emoticons/red_smile.gif
As stated because they ban you and i dont like woolworths.
sif
Andrew Wowk
26-Oct-05, 06:41pm
I don't get the "prude" comments people make about those who don't like either a) having sex in public or b) seeing other people having sex in public.
As stated before, I don't mind what people choose to do with their time, whatever you like to do, good on you. However, one has just as much right to feel squeemish about either going for it themselves or seeing some other couple having a red hot go outdoors as those who love having some fun in the sun. Each to their own. I don't think those who choose not to show themselves off in public deserve such a harsh title as "prude", for all you know they could be majorly kinky people, but just prefer doing it indoors.
http://messenger.msn.com/MMM2005-10-17_12.22/Resource/emoticons/red_smile.gif
sif
Hey i'm all for grabbing a banana or zuchini to extend the session.
krafty_x
27-Oct-05, 09:30am
Rain doesn't bother me, gigantic bolts of lightning do worry me a little though.
DD you're right though nothing should stop me and the way I'm feeling nothing will I am on a mission now, come hail, thunder or lightning I'm going on an outdoor adventure!!!
And I'm sure you heard the story about the guy who's girlfrind got struck by lightening while in the middle of it and was killed but the profilactic melted and fused them together so he had his dick stuck up his dead girlfriend and he threw up on her and then a bear came out of the woods and ate her while he was still attached.
:)
Adrian. I called someone a prude coz I like resorting to petty name calling late in the day.
It soothes me. :)
k_x oxo
littlemissnrg
27-Oct-05, 09:34am
:-0
That's a great story Krafty! :lol:
NEILOSH
27-Oct-05, 11:32am
I voted Yes your a dirty dirty whore if you do, BUT THAT"S THE POINT INNIT?
daydreamer77
27-Oct-05, 11:46am
Krafty, have i told you today how much i love thee?
bear eating dead dick woman... you're the shit you know that?
ps- way to go missnrg!! tell us all the randy details?!
littlemissnrg
27-Oct-05, 11:49am
Moonlight, beautiful spot on the water and a sexy boy :drool:
Great way to pass several hours :blush:
Won't go into detail here and get it locked but let's just say it was HOT!!!! :drool: :drool: :love:
FireAndRain
27-Oct-05, 01:02pm
Front seat of the car by the Geelong waterfront, back seat of the car just down from the Geelong Hotel on a busy Saturday night (thank Jeebus the windows fogged up), in Rosalind Park in Bendigo...
And that's all. Dammit.
alowflyingpig
27-Oct-05, 03:01pm
It really is the season to be randy!! :lol:
audio_coke
27-Oct-05, 03:06pm
It really is the season to be randy!! :lol:Every season is in my books! ;)
Andrew Wowk
27-Oct-05, 03:41pm
Adrian. I called someone a prude coz I like resorting to petty name calling late in the day.
It soothes me. :)
k_x oxo
Do you like calling people by the wrong name too? :P
I like the bear story though :lol: :lol:
alowflyingpig
27-Oct-05, 03:45pm
Every season is in my books! ;)Eveyday, all day;)a bit toey are we!? :lol:
audio_coke
27-Oct-05, 03:48pm
a bit toey are we!? :lol:
;D
X just think mrs X in her nurse uniform;)
alowflyingpig
27-Oct-05, 04:11pm
X just think mrs X in her nurse uniform;)
PICS or STFU! ;D
I think u need to go buy her a "real" nurse uniform!
I cant belive Tv lied to me..............I feel dirty
littlemissnrg
27-Oct-05, 04:48pm
I think u need to go buy her a "real" nurse uniform!
Oh I saw the sexiest one in Bras'n'Things!!!
That would get any males heart racing ;)
littlemissnrg
27-Oct-05, 05:12pm
:lol: :lol: @ DD
Back on topic -
Sex in public is great!
one_tjc
27-Oct-05, 05:17pm
Oh I saw the sexiest one in Bras'n'Things!!!
That would get any males heart racing ;)
perhaps you should buy it? ;)
littlemissnrg
27-Oct-05, 05:19pm
perhaps you should buy it? ;)
:slap:
BACK ON TOPIC!! :p
one_tjc
27-Oct-05, 05:29pm
good - i'll take that as a yes.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I need some one to buy me one!
Burke street mall have a adults upstairs bit in bra and things....so hot
one_tjc
27-Oct-05, 05:31pm
^ Only so you can wear it to have sex outdoor though of course!
Up against a shop window in an arcade?
Reynaldo
27-Oct-05, 09:13pm
On the roof of the grandstand at Concord oval (the old waratah stadium). Nice view of the city
RaveSpidey
28-Oct-05, 09:45am
On the steps of the Exhibition Building (not Exhibition Centre) Melboure at like 3am in the morning...with a random (at the time).
Mind you, at that time of morning the steps resonate something massive!
Hee Hee! The joys of random intercourse.
YARBLE YARBLE
28-Oct-05, 09:52am
i'm boring...only in the club's loo's, up against the wall. but boy! was it good.
YARBLE YARBLE
28-Oct-05, 10:10am
in public places - on a tram in melbourne
guys stay on topic...
seriousily
thanks
if you want to chat take it PMs, chat or MSN
ok I have cleaned up this thread
please stay on topic - if this thread goes pear-shaped again - it will go
krafty_x
28-Oct-05, 12:26pm
Krafty, have i told you today how much i love thee?
bear eating dead dick woman... you're the shit you know that?
ps- way to go missnrg!! tell us all the randy details?!
:lol: I think I got it from a darwin awards or something.
Thanks babe... back atchya.
k_x oxo
one of my favourites would have to be on the balcony of my 26th floor room in surfers over lookin the city and beach.... fantastic....
Okay i'm kinda bored so bear wtih me. I found one thing i seem to enjoy about sex, is the place i'm doing it. So i think it would be cool if we all listed the dirtiest or oddest place weve done it. I don't mean like making it up to be funny, just dirty little secrets.
I think this is my most "dangerous" one so far
Church Playground
Hey ProtoG -
Just warning you - there's been a few threads on this topic :)
but anyway, for me:
in the big park in northcote at about 3pm under a tree. wasnt sex but i gave my man head
You know you're old when you've seen the same threads 10 times yet still respond like I'm about to.
Here is my bodacious sex expose:
I've never fucked other than in my bed or her's.
Club dunnies - are u freakin kidding me, I ain't getting meningicoccal of the cock for no one.
Parks - I ain't fucking when there are kids around flying kites. Unless it's the youngun' I'm on, letting spread eagles fly.
The Beach - There is sand, and as much as I am not the richest bloke on the planet waiting to see if a pearl produces from her moister, is more likely to cause grit than ggggggrrrr,.... oo. oh...ooRurggjl
I have fucked in a girl's pool once. That was a good day. And ask me about Ten Pin Bowling Felch Fridays. Well, there have been only a few of those.
lillyfields
05-Nov-05, 02:57am
school classroom
My apologies, i didn't realize there had been a thread on this. Anyways it more than figures
HungryHippo
05-Apr-09, 08:27pm
city rail apologizes for any inconvenience caused
dance strategy
06-Apr-09, 06:35am
Dont know about sexiest but funniest? We rolled back to hotel in the city after clubbing, smashed, had wild times on balcony just before dawn and fell asleep where we were. Half woke and straight into it again. Hilarious bf jumps up and does the tarzan beat chest - to be unexpectantly greeted by applause from the dozen or so tradies about to start work on the construction next door!
hahaha
back of car with gf of the time at quiet lil rest stop on the way back to wagga, booosh rewt by the georges river, warehouse rave, think thats about all i got for now, oh the races
trenthalliday
06-Apr-09, 09:05am
got a blow job on the dancfloor once...man that chick was a slut
pomrocks
06-Apr-09, 09:58am
got a blow job on the dancfloor once...man that man was a slut
:?
autumn acid
06-Apr-09, 10:07am
Cityrail, Fire Exits, Tea Rooms of businesses that I did not work for, cbd office buildings on weekends, in front of all her friends whilst she was talking to her friends (fucking ninja), cinemas, uhhhh, yeah, not having privacy at home results in these things....
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