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Erther was feeling a tad thirsty and spotted this little beauty. It tastes like shit but that doesnt mean a thing, its without doubt the greatest soft drink in the world!! IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!! It would be sacralidge (spelling??) to let anything else pass my lips from now on!
DJ-MUNCHKIN
16-Nov-05, 06:48pm
ROFL it kind of looks like a bong ... until you get up close and you realise its not ... very cool though :)
[EDIT: or what I've heard bongs might look like ... ]
Villephant
16-Nov-05, 06:50pm
classy ;D
I like dnb
borrisGLOWSTICK
16-Nov-05, 06:56pm
this was me before trying dnb (notice the coke can :( )
http://www.conmicro.cx/~kturtle/diaries/tristan/tattooed-man.jpg
and then after i started drinking dnb!
http://www.jivemagazine.com/2001/06-23-2001-OuterPhunk-CarolinaMetplex-sc/b1/big/15.JPG
DJ-MUNCHKIN
16-Nov-05, 06:59pm
ROFL tears running down face!!!!
Villephant
16-Nov-05, 07:01pm
i swear i posted in here just before....
but..
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
nice one borris...
the_pezman
16-Nov-05, 11:34pm
lmao boz! :lol:
opz is that for real?? where can i get some!!
DRi_2004XL
16-Nov-05, 11:54pm
Youde be mad not to follow this up for a product feature at Rudies :lol:
What about tag lines?
"shake it up for tha extra rinse"
"drink a can today, it'll clear a bloodclott" (blo-o-o-o-o-o-o-d-clo-o-o-o-o-t)
"one can, one time.... two can... REWIND!!!!!"
Citizen
16-Nov-05, 11:55pm
^^^
Just ask the guy in the sunglasses. He looks approachable.
Lady Lex
17-Nov-05, 10:40am
Im with Dri: get sponsorship!!!
magia di musica
17-Nov-05, 10:55am
:lol: thats an awesome find :)
get sponsorship!
:lol:
hardcore junglist beeewwwohh
DJ-MUNCHKIN
17-Nov-05, 12:10pm
Borris - that is a DEFINITE contender for Post Of The Year!!!
LMAO!!! Nice one boz :lol:
^^^
Just ask the guy in the sunglasses. He looks approachable.
thats borris! just send him a pm, doh!
Funkedub
17-Nov-05, 02:11pm
get that bloody can off the decks operon !! ;P
Villephant
17-Nov-05, 04:47pm
I dunno if i've posted this before..
but it made me remember..
there are also these great birdseed thingies.. i have never tasted them.. maybe i've never been stoned enough to go for the birdseed??
http://207.106.112.198/40182039_lg.jpg
DJ-MUNCHKIN
17-Nov-05, 05:03pm
Haha amazon cockatoo ...
the_pezman
17-Nov-05, 07:05pm
I dunno if i've posted this before..
but it made me remember..
there are also these great birdseed thingies.. i have never tasted them.. maybe i've never been stoned enough to go for the birdseed??
http://207.106.112.198/40182039_lg.jpg
:lol:
i think theres a hiphop flavour of that too
i think dri is on the right track...
DnB should make you drop out of school and drop an amen.. and a live show should last more than a rewind... tvs should find their rightful place with futurama and family guy reruns and damn right your parents should disapprove. fatigues and camo should be the only attire allowed on the dancefloor and your favourite dub should be played so loud that they can feel the bassline in jamacia, come round to offer you a cider and tell you to turn it up..
thats DnB.... as it should be... BOH
;D
indie_doll
17-Nov-05, 07:17pm
Im with Dri: get sponsorship!!!
Agreed!
:lol::lol::lol:
Dave wratH
17-Nov-05, 07:39pm
We'll never sell out to sponsorship!
but yes dnb cola is a choice - the choice of a junglist generation.
Citizen
17-Nov-05, 10:00pm
DnB should make you drop out of school and drop an amen.. and a live show should last more than a rewind... tvs should find their rightful place with futurama and family guy reruns and damn right your parents should disapprove. fatigues and camo should be the only attire allowed on the dancefloor and your favourite dub should be played so loud that they can feel the bassline in jamacia, come round to offer you a cider and tell you to turn it up..
thats DnB.... as it should be... BOH
;D
Did you writte that yourself Pez?
That's fucking funny!!
(PS: Did you ever notice how tthat Coke ad was censored from the original? "Make you want to drop out of school" was changed to a rather pissweak "..make you drop everything")
DRi_2004XL
17-Nov-05, 10:13pm
Press Release
For Immediate Release
###
Erther says:
"when your reece leaves you dry, DNB Cola gets you by"
Delahaye on the topic of being a Junglist:
"I like to runse the subs with my huctic amens, but nuthing compares to rinsing my mouth with the freshest D'un'B COLA... chookens fush and chups"
Martha Stuart says:
"Got a blood stain on your Junglist Movement tshirt? Just soak it in DNB COLA for that original clean T power. It'll rip those stains out harsher then a Z-Plane filter.... SERIOUS!"
###
(disclaimer: authenticity of claims and quotes is not supported by author, ITM or DNB COLA. Fo real)
Villephant
17-Nov-05, 10:52pm
oh damn!!
that was awesome pez!!
and DRi..
and..
damn.. this thread rocks!!
the_pezman
18-Nov-05, 12:42am
Did you writte that yourself Pez?
That's fucking funny!!
(PS: Did you ever notice how tthat Coke ad was censored from the original? "Make you want to drop out of school" was changed to a rather pissweak "..make you drop everything")
you like that one?
see what i did? cleverly substituted words into the coke ad i did :D
and yes i noticed they changed it! there was a big stink about it encouraging kids to drop out of skool and drink soft drink all day
lol dri, you got me beat man!
Citizen
18-Nov-05, 01:23am
Face Off!!!!
:X
DRi_2004XL
18-Nov-05, 02:37am
Pez wins... its all his own material.
Ive actually outsourced my puns to a small office in India, where a room full of former telemarketers sit staring at the monochrome monitor i feed my Access based append queries into, which then prints out some punch cards that they subsist on whilst randomly tapping on one of the 17 typewriters i stole from an orphanage.
Press Release
For Immediate Release
###
Erther says:
"when your reece leaves you dry, DNB Cola gets you by"
Delahaye on the topic of being a Junglist:
"I like to runse the subs with my huctic amens, but nuthing compares to rinsing my mouth with the freshest D'un'B COLA... chookens fush and chups"
Martha Stuart says:
"Got a blood stain on your Junglist Movement tshirt? Just soak it in DNB COLA for that original clean T power. It'll rip those stains out harsher then a Z-Plane filter.... SERIOUS!"
###
(disclaimer: authenticity of claims and quotes is not supported by author, ITM or DNB COLA. Fo real)
:lol::lol::lol:
the_pezman
19-Nov-05, 02:51pm
Pez wins... its all his own material.
Ive actually outsourced my puns to a small office in India, where a room full of former telemarketers sit staring at the monochrome monitor i feed my Access based append queries into, which then prints out some punch cards that they subsist on whilst randomly tapping on one of the 17 typewriters i stole from an orphanage.
:-0
you have humans??
:(
Villephant
19-Nov-05, 04:04pm
yeah
I thought u would have outsourced it to robot ninjas... ;D
SpaceAgePimp
19-Nov-05, 05:28pm
:-0
you have humans??
:(
You'll find that hindi's are actually much cheaper and more compliant than monkeys overall ;)
hindus speak hindi you knob
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