Your Favourite Steven Seagal Flick

[silvaside]

For me it's Under Siege.

This movie has all the elements of a great film.

- Good plot (Ex Navy-SEAL turned chef saving the world)
- Decent Soundtrack (Blowing shit up to Voodoo Chile)
- Classic MacGyver moments (Incorporating condoms into explosives)
- Gunfights (Machine Guns, Pistols, Rockets Cannons etc)
- Explosions - (Soothes the inner pyro within us all)
- Human Dismemberment (Fuck yeah!)
- Knife fights (Seriously, every movie needs a knife fight or two for good measure)
- Great one-liners ("Do you like being dead?")
- Rockstar/Badguy (Tommy Lee Jones)
- Hot Chick (Erika Eleniak)

Best movie ever imho.

[Skkunk]

Under seige 2 touched me in a special place when I was a kid, so I had to vote for it.

Hard to kill comes a close second simply due to the fact that only steven seagal can pick up a hot nurse while in a coma!

that man is my hero!

[klassik]

didnt he do a porno with chuck norris?the one when he saves a town from a toxic dump has some classic segal, he drops cops, rednecks evryone, :lol:

[big eddie]

For pure steven segal hilarity its a tossup between Nico Above the Law, hard to kill or On Deadly Ground.

Nico for the he might be in the mafia, but is still a cop + sharon stone

Hard to kill for the hillarious coma and training montage with general ultra violence.

On deadly ground for the awesome eskimo mystic scenes + bar room brawl 'what does it take to change the essence of a man' extra points for michael cane, macgyver booby traps, coke bottle silencer, also the awesome save the environment monolouge at the end.

[MadOogles]

- Hot Chick's Tits (Erika Eleniak)




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[Ralph Wiggum]

Any where he's called Nico

[big eddie]

Also for fat steven segal hilarity there is 'the glimmer man'

[VanBuurenisGod]

bit of an oxymoron this one - fav segal flick.

i think you would get more emotion out of a coconut tree

[pleb]

Has to be Under Seige for real favourite.

Although I do love the one where he is in a coma for seven years - Hard to Kill.

Honourable mention : the one with the rasta-ganstas - Marked for Death

SS4LYF

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[mxmai]

You totally can't go past Under Siege. The second one was fucking rad, but yeah, gotta hand it to the original, for all the reasons silvaside mentioned.

[hesh]

FTW

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[LuvDatPoontang]

under siege 2 the closely followed by nico above the law. what about his 2 minute cameo in executive decision? did that not count?

[Davomaxi]

You'd have to give the nod to Under Siege. He had neck snapping down to a fine art. I can't remember how many times I'd rewind Erika's little dance - not too many actually because I couldn't hang on very long!



But also Hard to Kill, Nico and Glimmer man are winners.

[Jerome Fandor]

Oh man, gotta be under siege.

That'll teach those damn traitors to mess with the cook.

The MF COOK YA'LL!!!!

[The Brain]

What's the one where he is on the train?
I watched that on TV the other day.
But it was dubbed over in Japanese.

Hillarious!

[watsakerring]

What's the one where he is on the train?
I watched that on TV the other day.
But it was dubbed over in Japanese.

Hillarious!yeah, the one ith the train rocks!!!

i thought it was #2, but i think i'm wrong

[killa-leaf]

the guy out of 'Airwolf' went to B Porn movies afterwards. Hawkeye or something.

not that it matters.

[daveyjaye]

the one on the train is Under Seige 2

i voted for that. I love it. Although number 1 was great also.

glimmer man was cool too :D

gotta love him, even if he runs like a girl

[Chester]

deinfitley under sieige.... casey ryback ftw!!!

loved the idea of him being a cook, but secretly was a former top seal

[smilla]

Hard to Kill for me - though i never got over the fact that five minutes after coming out of a 10 year coma he was fighting off ten guys with karate kicks to the head.

[big eddie]

Does he play a banjo or guitar at the end of fire down below?

[djbobbit]

gotta love him, even if he runs like a girl
not so much a girl, his head just stays perfectly still and he doesn't swing his arms. Bizarro!

I love the exchange between travis dane and his goon:

TD: "did you see his body?"
G: "I assumed he was dead"
TD: "assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups"

[djbobbit]

gotta love him, even if he runs like a girlnot so much a girl, his head just stays perfectly still and he doesn't swing his arms. Bizarro!

I love the exchange between travis dane and his goon:

TD: "did you see his body?"
G: "I assumed he was dead"
TD: "assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups"