Club shags - ever had one?

[Ben]

Hi,

I'm writing a story on 'sex in clubs' and was wondering whether anyone would be willing to let me know of any sexually oriented acts that they have witnessed or even taken part in within a club or party setting.
It's just a lighthearted take on something that has possibly crossed everybody's mind at one time or another.
Thanks for your help!

Ben

[ThreeAy Em]

Dear Ben,

Recently I went up to Surfers (I'm from Melb) for work purposes. Anyway I have been there several times and I wound up at my favourite haunt - THE MANSION. As it turned out I was with some friends and we were just finishing off our "Red Bull & Vodkas" and figured it was time to drop an "E" each...well within 40 minutes I was boogeying around to the by then "Hard House/Hi NRG". As it happens i work out a fair bit so am not ashamed to rip my top off wherever and whenever i can (ie I'm up myself).
So here we all are zipping around when this hotty (5ft 10, long black hair, sexy, spray-on clubbing attire) comes up to my podium ( I was waving my stupid glow stix ), and touches me on the cock...dirty whore!!! But being a bloke (and totally off my fucking dial) it took me less than 3 nano seconds to have my tongue crammed down her throat....Even though I was out of it in a big way, I could tell that this moll was well and truly on something.....I mean her eyes were twice as big as dinner plates and she was nearly tripping and bumping into the other punters....ANYWAY we went back to her group of friends and they were a shifty lot ie strippers that had finished for the night and their gangster / yuppie boyfriends. They all must have known that she was a shot duck cause they were having a chuckle at her and after chatting to one of the blokes, it became apparant that she was a stripper like her friends and had taken too much of 'whatever'. AND it also seemed that she did this all the time" had an arguement with her on again - off again boyfriend/ sugar daddy, proceeded to get wasted, grabbed the nearest hunk and wanted to @!#$ ASAP!!!..
Now as far I I was concerned I didn't give a Captain Rats about all the fineries...if she wanted to @!#$....well i'm the man for the job....she led me by the hand to the ladies toilets and we found a cubicle. We started to suck face and i had my hand down her skirt in no time (nice little mo-hawk pussy), she unzipped my clubbing pants and was fondling my old boy. We then proceeded to @!#$ like champions, and i was trying to keep with the dull bass that was reverberating through the toilets....man I was so out of it and this chick was a fucking hotty that within a few minutes i was ready to blow...i told her this and she grabbed her little clutchbag, pulled out a bottle of ether and as I came she waved a capful under my nose. Now I've never touched the stuff, but I tell you what, when I came.....JESUS!!!! I thought that the marrow in my bones as well as the quicks under my fingernails were pouring out of me........it was sen-fucking-sational.......well after I'd blown, my trippy mind wanted more of that crazy music, so we fixed each other up, went to the bar, i ordered us two of the biggest @!#$-arse cocktails that the club had, we swapped numbers and I went back to my mates, who asked where the @!#$ i'd been with that chick....when i told them, they initially thought i was full of it, except for one of my mates who knows me too well....To sum up we all had a great night,( and a huge morning at the Biscuit Bar..."E" number 2..thank you very much!!!).
I rang the chick up that afternoon but she wouldn't have a bar of me and told me not to ring again ie @!#$ OFF!! (I could of sworn I heard a guys voice in the background).....what a low fucking moll!!! Anyway we drove back up to Brisbane (where we were staying), and went out to "The Beat" that night. But to this day I still think of that one and to be honest, I doubt it'll ever happen again (at least not to me).

I've purposely not included my e-mail as my girlfriend would crack the sads if she ever found out......heh heh heh heh.....

hope this help your story book..if not it's a pearler anyway........

[R1]

Gee..you are soo too cool for school. I pity your girlfriend.

[sumphreak]

agreed R1, that is one of the saddest things i have ever read.... cringe factor 10

sumphreak

[Chris Tisdell / Progression]

At the last Adventjah party, Dec 2000 @ RNA there were a couple reportedly "going at it" up the back of the Shed when I was Djing.

Find a dark corner and don't mind the grazed knees??!!


Chris Tisdell

http://welcome.to/christisdell

[driload]

haha Chris people are always moved to make love when you mix my man! : )


well my submission here is a friends story, lets just call him a Brisbane Drun'n'Bass artist and leave it vague ok?

anyway at a certain Time Tunnel at the ARENA here in Brisbane said DNB friend was moving somewhat fluidly (thats code for "he was e'd up fine") on the floor of the breaks room, if i remember correctly to that sydney guy, the one with the "jus funkin it" record? anyway whatevver mr. shaved heads name is this friend of mine attracted some female interest with his bugged out dancing and odd bit of breakin.

needless to say he later dissapears with some equally smashed young girl for a while. they return much later still hoping and skipping... much the same as they were except.... um.... thanks to the UV light you could now see the girls mouth more clearly


thats me being polite instead of saying part of her cheek and lips were glowing..... shed gone down on him and well.... that @!#$ glows!

poor girl but smashed friend was happy with himself (and single). and just in closure... ive heard of this happening before too! moral = please wash your mouths better people... or swallow or something.... urgh



anyway, good luck with the book/thesis/report/what ever...

[Mikeyjd]

LOL like the bit about the $%^$ glows!!

Anyways heres one of my stories,

picture this if you will... a nightclub now know as The Drink used to be not so long ago another club in which a certain DJ one night was finishing the early morning with a couple of Black Russians and noticed there was still one very fine hottie out on the first level of the dancefloor, said DJ hands the girl a $25 dollar drink card and thinks nothing of it, ten minutes later said hottie bursts through the Dj box door and proceeds to hang all over the DJ, Dj asks if girl has boyfreind, girl says no
Dj proceeds to turn down lights in DJ box so the odd 80 people on the dance floor
still left on the dancefloor don't see what going on, Girl kisses DJ, Dj kisses girl,
Girl trips on record box lands conviently on knees, Dj grins and gets awesome blowjob, by the time this has taken place it is almost time for the end of the night
so the Dj annouces last song while said girl is still hanging off the end of his cock,
Dancefloor lights go up, DJ box still dark *kewl* girl fucks Dj against the back door of DJ box while security are doing glassie patrol round the dancefloor, Dj blows load, girl cums, Girl leaves 20 minutes after the club has closed Security look at her strange as she exits DJ box. Security piss themselves laughing and cheer as
DJ walks out.


I never even knew her name.

[lowkey]

well someone did get lucky that night.
And now you have just told the world.
HOPE IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD.......
You have just bragged about something that should make you feel quite sick, what a cheap, easy pair you 2 are.
You forgot to mention she was a stripper, easy and always willing to give...

[lowkey]

Hi
a HUGE apology to Lowkey and Mikeyid,
I saw this message and mistakenly thought it to be someone else.
I was WRONG it is a very similar story to one I have heard before which cut me up quite deep,
Once again SORRY for the outburst and hope you did have a good night.