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IEatPelicans
21-Jun-06, 04:49pm
it actually goes down a lot smoother coz ur not drinking it from the end that the bubbles are going towards. please share your funnel experiences. i used to drink a lot of beer from funnels at parties when i was a student. ive also drunk goon from a funnel and that gets you really shitfaced really fast. its bad. but kinda fun. my mate bob had a funnel and he named it 'Funwell the Funnel'. He was really fond of funwell which i found quite amusing. tall kenyan guy in love with a piece of plastic piping but each to thier own i suppose.

angelbel
21-Jun-06, 04:50pm
Quick QUICK!
Make it a poll :thumb:

IEatPelicans
21-Jun-06, 04:51pm
ok

crazy_tripper
21-Jun-06, 04:51pm
hahaha i haven't had beer in a funnel in aaages

prizzy
21-Jun-06, 04:51pm
Where's the poll?

i still use a funnel whenever i can. I have my own. Don't share funnels kids, it's unhygenic. Let's all try to keep binge drinking sfae!!

Megs
21-Jun-06, 04:53pm
im from the country what do you think?

p.s we called our funnel barry and would get noobs to "meet barry" at every party we had.

IEatPelicans
21-Jun-06, 04:54pm
i heard barry works for MIX94.5 now. he chooses the music.

Megs
21-Jun-06, 04:55pm
its all true

cept for the music part

Quarrion
21-Jun-06, 04:55pm
:O .. there's something called a funnel? What does it do? OMG, Dave. We are getting a funnel next time!

Megs
21-Jun-06, 04:58pm
"dave we are getting a funnel next time"

lolz

Junglejunkie
21-Jun-06, 04:59pm
I would be no sort of half assed engineering student without having experienced the exquisite shitfacery that only a funnel can bring about.

angy
21-Jun-06, 04:59pm
yep, at my 18th birthday party. One and only time I've ever puked as a result of alcohol consumption.

My mate who brought the funnel knocked back five or six in quick succession, and then spent the rest of the evening laid out on the lawn outside my house writing in pain and vomiting all over himself.

crazy_tripper
21-Jun-06, 05:01pm
:O .. there's something called a funnel? What does it do? OMG, Dave. We are getting a funnel next time!
from the stories i heard from friday night it sounds as though you already are a beer funnel, Q :P

IEatPelicans
21-Jun-06, 05:02pm
yeah you have to be careful, sometimes if you do too many funnels too quickly you can split your tummy open and the beer gets into parts of your body it shouldnt.

Junglejunkie
21-Jun-06, 05:03pm
tartan vodka funnel would be more appropriate.

Xstatic
21-Jun-06, 05:04pm
Beer is crap
The end

Megs
21-Jun-06, 05:04pm
its not about the beer
its about the funnel

Junglejunkie
21-Jun-06, 05:05pm
:-0

IEatPelicans
21-Jun-06, 05:06pm
if i was really depressed and i wanted to kill myself id probably funnel vodka. my mate joe funneled beam once. he has a liver problem though.

Megs
21-Jun-06, 05:09pm
i funnelled XLR8's once

remember those?

Junglejunkie
21-Jun-06, 05:12pm
hmmm i wonder what a jagerbomb funnel would look like?

*runs off to drafting table*

IEatPelicans
21-Jun-06, 05:13pm
is that those things that are full of caffeine?

Steger
21-Jun-06, 05:13pm
doesn't it usually turn out that some silly fucker starts pouring vodka in the funnel while your chugging it back... or maybe its just my dodgy mates

Senate
21-Jun-06, 05:14pm
i remember xlr8s... cant say i liked them




do people still shotgun cans? its like a portable and more discrete funnel...

Megs
21-Jun-06, 05:14pm
is that those things that are full of caffeine?

nah they were like alco cola

IEatPelicans
21-Jun-06, 05:20pm
doesn't it usually turn out that some silly fucker starts pouring vodka in the funnel while your chugging it back... or maybe its just my dodgy mates

yeah i hate cunts who do that

caseyg
21-Jun-06, 05:23pm
who remembers stingers?

they were some vodka bitchpiss thing that you dropped a test tube full of coloured stuff in..

weird.

Megs
21-Jun-06, 05:26pm
hahaha yeah i remember them

and vaults? they had tags on the necks of them
they were rank

Junglejunkie
21-Jun-06, 05:27pm
Okay, I'm now taking donations for the jagerbomb funnel prototype.

Future revisions may include racing stripes, ergonomic grip and speed holes.

test subjects may apply via email.

totobear
21-Jun-06, 05:29pm
i got a funnel for my birthday once..i love them
have funnelled many a red bear in my time
mmmm

Maiden
21-Jun-06, 05:30pm
who remembers stingers?

they were some vodka bitchpiss thing that you dropped a test tube full of coloured stuff in..

weird.

Stingers, vaults and xrl8 came out the same time, pretty much every girl at my year 12 ball after party was drinking one of the above... except me who decided drinking a whole bottle of beam over the course of the night was a better option!! Haven't touched it since


Xlr8's tasted like dirty dishwashing water
Stingers were a bit of fun but unless you mixed the coloured liquid with the other stuff it tasted like shit..
Vaults i drank too many

IEatPelicans
21-Jun-06, 05:31pm
Okay, I'm now taking donations for the jagerbomb funnel prototype.

Future revisions may include racing stripes, ergonomic grip and speed holes.

test subjects may apply via email.

go to bunnings and get a sprinkler valve for it. they are awesome.

Steger
21-Jun-06, 05:37pm
Okay, I'm now taking donations for the jagerbomb funnel prototype.

Future revisions may include racing stripes, ergonomic grip and speed holes.

test subjects may apply via email.


have to be carefull of the amount of red bull one consumes in the course of the night though.
im thinking a couple of funnels worth would cause some sort of brain malfunction... last time i over did it on the stuff the next morning my throat felt like someone was standing on it and my head felt like id been on a 3 day bender

Junglejunkie
21-Jun-06, 05:40pm
Im thinking flow rate regulation will be an issue, so the jager/redbull line bore ratio would have to be just right..

Junglejunkie
21-Jun-06, 05:43pm
and of course you would have to take into account relative viscosities of the two liquids..

Junglejunkie
21-Jun-06, 05:44pm
:spinspropellorhat:

Senate
21-Jun-06, 05:48pm
whoa ive just had the best idea for the atomic jager bomb... ill be back, hopefully with a diagram...

Junglejunkie
21-Jun-06, 05:50pm
*nervouslyfartsinanticipation*

crazy_tripper
21-Jun-06, 05:50pm
hey mr product engineer, can you please make me the nang/bong i once wanted?

my main problem in the design stage was the nitrous is flammable. the other problem was i'm a lazy stoner

Junglejunkie
21-Jun-06, 05:55pm
a combination nangernator and bong.. hmmm

this could be hilarious. and dangerous. gadzasterous even.

i'll get back to you.

crazy_tripper
21-Jun-06, 06:03pm
and for the record, it's so i can enjoy whipped cream at the same time as smoking my tobacco water pipe >_<

Vicky Pollard
21-Jun-06, 06:06pm
Yes, and by crikey I would do it again!

:tripping:

Ibentmywookie
21-Jun-06, 06:07pm
i funnelled XLR8's once

remember those?

who remembers stingers?

they were some vodka bitchpiss thing that you dropped a test tube full of coloured stuff in..

weird.

2dogs FTW!!

Junglejunkie
21-Jun-06, 06:07pm
cos theres nothing quite like tobacco flavored whipped cream.

edit: i have a cunning plan.

Griggle
21-Jun-06, 06:09pm
doesn't it usually turn out that some silly fucker starts pouring vodka in the funnel while your chugging it back... or maybe its just my dodgy mates
Nah my dodgy mates used to do that too. :lol:

They had a funnel contraption attached to a length of clear plastic pipe with a tap, that could hold 4 cans at once. It also had a hook on it so you could hang it from their verandar to make it easier to chug it.

Once when I was pretty maggot already they convinced me to skull 4 cougar and cola's through it. :rainman::-*

caseyg
21-Jun-06, 06:12pm
a combination nangernator and bong.. hmmm

this could be hilarious. and dangerous. gadzasterous even.

i'll get back to you.
more and more, i get this image in my head when you speak...


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/06/Professor_Frink.png/222px-Professor_Frink.png

Junglejunkie
21-Jun-06, 06:19pm
gnahoy.

Xstatic
21-Jun-06, 06:19pm
OneAM-July21@Metro City
Something you know that I don't?

Ibentmywookie
21-Jun-06, 06:22pm
and you are not throwing a party on this date?

nick has invited us to play...

Megs
21-Jun-06, 06:23pm
omg no way
really?
omg

(trying to be supportive)

Colstar
21-Jun-06, 06:25pm
My best mate and I used to have our own funnel. We had purchased the parts at our local handy store and created a masterpiece of a funnel. Sadly it was left at someones house and I have never made one again. I used to like inflicting it on other people mainly. Altough I had been on the receiving end once or twice.

Now we just do laybacks.

I didn't until very recently. I also snorted sherbert that night and flung myself down a hallway that had previously been covered in floor polish thinking I would slide like it was a bowling alley. It was a messy night.

Xstatic
21-Jun-06, 06:29pm
and you are not throwing a party on this date?

nick has invited us to play...

Tonight?

inkafluid
21-Jun-06, 06:34pm
Tonight?


july dude not june

Ibentmywookie
21-Jun-06, 06:35pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ibentmywookie's sig
OneAM-July21@Metro City
Something you know that I don't?

correct me if i'm wrong but aren't we in june?

Xstatic
21-Jun-06, 06:35pm
Not me... I'm running a month ahead

Colstar
21-Jun-06, 06:36pm
If it was July 21st X I would be on a plane right now.

Xstatic
21-Jun-06, 06:36pm
Want to get this year over and done with as quickly as possible...

Ibentmywookie
21-Jun-06, 06:36pm
right.

we all on the same page then?

angelbel
21-Jun-06, 06:38pm
Well, I tried to keep up.
But it didn't work.

Continue...

Xstatic
21-Jun-06, 06:41pm
Page 2?

Colstar
21-Jun-06, 06:42pm
My pages are upside down upside down

Xstatic
21-Jun-06, 06:44pm
Have you tried shaking it?
Like an etch-a-sketch? (I think that's what they're called)

Xstatic
21-Jun-06, 06:44pm
Or just turn your monitor up the other way?

Colstar
21-Jun-06, 06:45pm
Have you tried shaking it?
Like an etch-a-sketch? (I think that's what they're called)

I bought an etch a sketch on Saturday it's at dangerous and Sarah's house. Its shaped like a star.

Xstatic
21-Jun-06, 06:46pm
I bought an etch a sketch on Saturday it's at dangerous and Sarah's house. Its shaped like a start.
Shaped like start? What shape is a start?

Colstar
21-Jun-06, 06:48pm
What are you talking about X ;D

Xstatic
21-Jun-06, 06:50pm
You tell me :p

Colstar
21-Jun-06, 06:51pm
You are going crazy I think. Crazy in the coconut.

cropduster
21-Jun-06, 06:52pm
i had a funnel once, its name was ralph, a mate decided to overuse it one night, on his request we started pouring vodka in it while he was having a beer, then we thought some coffee would be nice for him as well. he ended up vomiting and passing out - so we drew all over him. he then moved to melbourne possibly to get away from us.

Davezor
21-Jun-06, 06:52pm
You forgot one thing Wiggum. I filled the bowling balls with a funnel.

Xstatic
21-Jun-06, 06:55pm
You are going crazy I think. Crazy in the coconut.
Going Crazy? Don't mind if I do!

http://image.com.com/tv/images/video/simpsons_horror_medvid.jpg

ricksta
21-Jun-06, 07:42pm
Beer is crap
The endI have no more to add.

KCTunes
21-Jun-06, 07:49pm
Bunch of Alco's



the lot of ya!!!

moggle
21-Jun-06, 08:03pm
i used to pretty much only drink from a funnel for a period of time. Used to smash like 3 beers in a go, get shitfaced so quickly

Jentai
21-Jun-06, 08:04pm
yes I have drunk beer from a funnel, and goonta... then i vomited. it was awesome.

Antistatic
21-Jun-06, 08:30pm
Yes once. I learned my lesson.

hyrax
21-Jun-06, 08:56pm
My guess is this girl eats bulk dick, Heather Brooke style..

http://image51.webshots.com/151/0/5/85/445100585xcxZkm_ph.jpg

hmm.. long..

http://www.physics.brown.edu/physics/userpages/students/Luiz_DeViveiros/photos/spree_day/003.jpg

stfu
21-Jun-06, 09:00pm
yep, at my 18th birthday party. One and only time I've ever puked as a result of alcohol consumption.

My mate who brought the funnel knocked back five or six in quick succession, and then spent the rest of the evening laid out on the lawn outside my house writing in pain and vomiting all over himself.


What did he write?

Jimmy B
21-Jun-06, 09:27pm
at my 21st i skulled a jug of beer, spewed into the local potplant and then drank the rest of the jug with half of my spew in it :thumb:

Double the disgust

caseyg
21-Jun-06, 09:36pm
at my 21st i skulled a jug of beer, spewed into the local potplant and then drank the rest of the jug with half of my spew in it :thumb:

Double the disgust

sounds like something from

Double the Fist (http://www.abc.net.au/doublethefist/)

http://www.ezydvd.com.au/g/i/p/227561.jpg

* oooh.. Google image searching that one was interesting...

IEatPelicans
21-Jun-06, 09:47pm
Something you know that I don't?

yeah thats the next One AM. thread coming to an intarnet near u soon.

IEatPelicans
21-Jun-06, 09:48pm
oh and btw there wont be a One Am in June coz of the world cup

Lucifer84
21-Jun-06, 11:22pm
Beer Bongs Are Ze Best

davind
22-Jun-06, 12:57am
Had a party where we were funnelling out of a traffic cone ..... felt ill the next day when we thought of it as no-one cleaned it :-*

rozie99
22-Jun-06, 02:25pm
Mmmm.. european beer :drool:

havent voted yet tho, as yes i have funnelled beer - but i dont very much like it :?

fuk it ill just pick yes lol

Chester
22-Jun-06, 02:35pm
yes i have funnelled beer...

and no i dont want to do again

pretty much like half yard and yard glasses

Butto
22-Jun-06, 05:46pm
Shit yeah! Have been through quite the array of funnels over the years. Noteable memorables included the dirt-filled AFL grand final funnel (six in a row at half-time... couldnt be arsed watching the lions win again), the mixed-berry-passion-pop-bottle funnel with a shot of beam mixed in at the top for that delightful taste at the end... and the long-time favourite - a funnel with a small cordless drill motor attached to push the beer down faster (I believe this one ended up on the news with some kid tearing his stomach lining with it...).

They also make quite a good wind instrument - kind of cross between a didge and a trumpet.

Onto the old school pre-mixes - XLR8s were that gurana filled crap... the survey says... ba-bow! 2 dogs were tha bomb, as were Sub Zeros.. and of course, good ol' Lemon Ruski's (which still seem to be around). Vaguely recall having one of those test tube drinks once - cant remember if I liked it though. All good fun.

Have to say, some of the latest alcohol-related good news I've had, is that you can now buy long necks / king browns at Amplifier. Now if only they served it in a brown paper bag...

caseyg
22-Jun-06, 05:51pm
sub-zero
they were the original alco-pop from memory

Jimmy B
22-Jun-06, 05:55pm
Shit yeah! Have been through quite the array of funnels over the years. Noteable memorables included the dirt-filled AFL grand final funnel (six in a row at half-time... couldnt be arsed watching the lions win again), the mixed-berry-passion-pop-bottle funnel with a shot of beam mixed in at the top for that delightful taste at the end... and the long-time favourite - a funnel with a small cordless drill motor attached to push the beer down faster (I believe this one ended up on the news with some kid tearing his stomach lining with it...).

They also make quite a good wind instrument - kind of cross between a didge and a trumpet.

Onto the old school pre-mixes - XLR8s were that gurana filled crap... the survey says... ba-bow! 2 dogs were tha bomb, as were Sub Zeros.. and of course, good ol' Lemon Ruski's (which still seem to be around). Vaguely recall having one of those test tube drinks once - cant remember if I liked it though. All good fun.

Have to say, some of the latest alcohol-related good news I've had, is that you can now buy long necks / king browns at Amplifier. Now if only they served it in a brown paper bag...

Hey tim, what was that drink with the beer, citrus and tequilla mixed. They were the shit. Consequently getting me shitfaced as a 16 year old

Chester
22-Jun-06, 06:02pm
yeah pretty much then they did a lemon sub-zero

that was before ruski's and then all the cruisers and breezers.

aah but for me my trashbaggery started on stongbow white

Steger
22-Jun-06, 06:06pm
Hey tim, what was that drink with the beer, citrus and tequilla mixed. They were the shit. Consequently getting me shitfaced as a 16 year old

wasnt that Mez or something. They were goood

Jimmy B
22-Jun-06, 06:14pm
yeah pretty much then they did a lemon sub-zero

that was before ruski's and then all the cruisers and breezers.

aah but for me my trashbaggery started on stongbow white

Trashbaggery is at its peak on Emu Export :thumb:

I have never been sooo trashed than when I went on a weekend pub crawl that started and ended in Perth via Augusta. Between 11 of us we went through 20 blocks of Emu export, 2 bottles of bundy and 3 bottles of Jacks.

I then came back and worked on a bar at Royal Perth Yacht club from 6-2am on sunday night. I was pretty hammered

I am a bogan

Butto
22-Jun-06, 06:19pm
wasnt that Mez or something. They were goood

Yeh - Mez (or Maz?) - cant remember. Man they were really good! Surprising how good tequila and beer go together...

We still had a bottle of sub zero sitting in my folk's beer fridge a year or two back. It'd been sitting in there since the 92 grand final. I was waiting for it to become truly vintage... but then someone cleaned out the fridge. I was gutted. And not in the good, "I've just done six funnels" way of being gutted.

All this talk is getting me antsy... man I cant wait to get drunk tonight...

Jimmy B
22-Jun-06, 06:23pm
I once got 10 Mez's in my jacket into the moon and sixpence in the city. I was 17 years old. It was a good day

Xstatic
22-Jun-06, 06:30pm
Surprising how good tequila and beer go together...
As good as gin & tonic...

Bracko
22-Jun-06, 06:32pm
yes.

many a time.

funnel + hose + beer = messy bracko.

it's tres fun though :blush:

Senate
22-Jun-06, 06:32pm
ok i havent had time to work on the design sketches for the atomic jager bomb, but my invention was inspired by the following:

http://media.popularmechanics.com/images/tb_abba3.jpg

IEatPelicans
22-Jun-06, 06:33pm
i almost bought a longneck of export last night. then i saw longneck crownies and got one of those instead. much classier!

Butto
22-Jun-06, 06:35pm
i almost bought a longneck of export last night. then i saw longneck crownies and got one of those instead. much classier!

Well la di da Mr Frenchy!

IEatPelicans
22-Jun-06, 06:49pm
the following people are soft:

angelbel, Antistatic, boi85, caseyg, CLuBbERCHICK21, Davezor, headonist, Jays001, Jimmy B, KCTunes, liseyt, Maiden, Quarrion, ricksta, untitled-1, Xstatic

typically, noonans name is in there again.

suprised that jimmy b is in there. and lisey t.

caseyg
22-Jun-06, 06:51pm
bored?
i am.
update ur blog Olly.

IEatPelicans
22-Jun-06, 07:08pm
do you wanna update it for me?

caseyg
22-Jun-06, 07:21pm
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/060906/give-me-that-pencil.gif

ricksta
22-Jun-06, 07:42pm
the following people are soft:

angelbel, Antistatic, boi85, caseyg, CLuBbERCHICK21, Davezor, headonist, Jays001, Jimmy B, KCTunes, liseyt, Maiden, Quarrion, ricksta, untitled-1, Xstatic
No actually I have taste, and I know that beer tastes disgusting. I also like the non-pot bellied look that you tend to associate with not drinking beer through a funnel for an extended period.

hyrax
22-Jun-06, 08:19pm
at my 21st i skulled a jug of beer, spewed into the local potplant and then drank the rest of the jug with half of my spew in it :thumb:

Double the disgust

Wrong.. just wrong..

:rainman: <-- JimmyB

crazy_tripper
22-Jun-06, 08:26pm
No actually I have taste, and I know that beer tastes disgusting. I also like the non-pot bellied look that you tend to associate with not drinking beer through a funnel for an extended period.
pffft that's subjective.

beer ftw.

ricksta
23-Jun-06, 08:04am
Shut up Shut up
Kiss my butt
Shut up
Go to hell Go to hell

miss munnee
23-Jun-06, 12:38pm
No actually I have taste, and I know that beer tastes disgusting. I also like the non-pot bellied look that you tend to associate with not drinking beer through a funnel for an extended period.
beer isn't disgusting rick, get with the program yo!~ it's defo one of the truly finer (and kick ass) things in life, along with good music, good art, good books and...

for the record, i have done many a funnels but it was way back in my leavers days.. which actually wasn't that long ago. and it was vb i think? you would never waste good beer via a funnel.

does anyone actually, seriously still bust out the funnel now? :lol: if so

Colstar
23-Jun-06, 12:41pm
I had a stein last night. Heaps better than a funnel cos you can swing the glass like a pirate

miss munnee
23-Jun-06, 12:41pm
AWESOME!! :ahoy:

Dollbaby
23-Jun-06, 12:42pm
My guess is this girl eats bulk dick, Heather Brooke style..

http://image51.webshots.com/151/0/5/85/445100585xcxZkm_ph.jpg



great boobs though

Chester
23-Jun-06, 12:42pm
I had a stein last night. Heaps better than a funnel cos you can swing the glass like a pirate

i find them so heavy, i'll be stuffed if i know how those german birds can hold six at one time.

must have some major forecarms and biceps happening

Colstar
23-Jun-06, 12:46pm
great boobs though


I must be missing something...

crazy_tripper
23-Jun-06, 12:55pm
i find them so heavy, i'll be stuffed if i know how those german birds can hold six at one time.

must have some major forecarms and biceps happening
yeah i've got a mate who went over to germany to watch the soccer and i told him to send me back one of those beer carrying germans for my birthday

Colstar
23-Jun-06, 01:04pm
:lol: at CT

Xstatic
23-Jun-06, 03:13pm
the following people are soft:

Xstatic
Just because I refuse to drink that stoopid amber coloured liquid you mere mortals call beer?

By the way... Whilst speaking of soft, where was your pansy ass last night?

IEatPelicans
23-Jun-06, 03:31pm
i went home to fuck

stfu
24-Jun-06, 12:49am
*cough*

Abraxas
24-Jun-06, 02:10am
First youv'e heard?? ;)

angelbel
24-Jun-06, 11:28am
the following people are soft:

angelbel, Antistatic, boi85, caseyg, CLuBbERCHICK21, Davezor, headonist, Jays001, Jimmy B, KCTunes, liseyt, Maiden, Quarrion, ricksta, untitled-1, Xstatic

I prefer the term sane to soft.
I drink beer. There is nothing better than a cold one on a nice day.
But unlike a lot of people, I drink because I enjoy it - not to get drunk. Sometimes I enjoy my drinks too much and do get drunk. But I rarely start drinking with the intent on getting shitfaced. So I never really saw the attraction in drinking through a funnel.
But you never know, oneday I might be temporarily insane and give it a go ;)

Dick
24-Jun-06, 11:47am
I drank to get shitfaced. And unlike some.....I enjoyed the hell out of it.

Dick
24-Jun-06, 11:48am
Yes to funnel, bucket, jug, yardglass, shotgunning cans, whatever.

IEatPelicans
24-Jun-06, 12:26pm
But unlike a lot of people, I drink because I enjoy it - not to get drunk.

SOFT

angelbel
24-Jun-06, 12:34pm
SOFT
Alright, maybe a little.

Bill
24-Jun-06, 01:22pm
we have a funnel at work, though he only comes out to play on trips. We have someone designated as "teh keeper of teh funnel". it goes in his record of training and employment.

Xstatic
24-Jun-06, 04:11pm
I drink because I enjoy it - not to get drunk
I drink to help deal with reality

Gee Frizz
24-Jun-06, 05:01pm
I haven't done teh funnel, I've done somethin a little worse. About 5 years ago my mate punched a hole in an EB can, I dunno how he did it but the beer flowed out bloody fast. I wish he'd chosen a better tasting beer to do that!! :D

I don't drink beer to get drunk, that's what spirits and liqeurs are for.

Gee Frizz
24-Jun-06, 05:10pm
at my 21st i skulled a jug of beer, spewed into the local potplant and then drank the rest of the jug with half of my spew in it :thumb:

Double the disgust

If you were drinking Toohey's New or Crownies I bet the beer tasted better as vomit. :-D

Bill
24-Jun-06, 06:06pm
I drink to help deal with reality

I drink to make myself more attractive...

unfortunately there isn't enough beer in this world :(

hyrax
24-Jun-06, 10:19pm
I haven't done teh funnel, I've done somethin a little worse. About 5 years ago my mate punched a hole in an EB can, I dunno how he did it but the beer flowed out bloody fast. I wish he'd chosen a better tasting beer to do that!! :D

I don't drink beer to get drunk, that's what spirits and liqeurs are for.

Shotgun init.. hardly better ;)

ricksta
25-Jun-06, 01:54am
I've gone one and a half months without drinking alcohol. NOW WHO'S SOFT??!?!

I know there was a reason behind it at the time, but I forgot. I think I was drunk.

Jimmy B
25-Jun-06, 11:55am
Shotgun init.. hardly better ;)

Its a sub dickhead.....all the same tho

Gee Fizz: Don't knock EB. Its the best fucking beer in the world, except everyone doesn't know it. Get over yourselves people EB is bloody better then that fucking shit they call carlton draught!

Jimmy B
25-Jun-06, 12:02pm
the following people are soft:

angelbel, Antistatic, boi85, caseyg, CLuBbERCHICK21, Davezor, headonist, Jays001, Jimmy B, KCTunes, liseyt, Maiden, Quarrion, ricksta, untitled-1, Xstatic

typically, noonans name is in there again.

suprised that jimmy b is in there. and lisey t.

The problem was with the question. I have drunk out of a funnel....numberous times. But the poll question is "Do you like to drink beer from a funnel?".......thats a no

Get your fucking poll questions right olly ya overrated defence lawyer.....thats right I said it, someone had to say it......

You too STFU.....fucking lawyer fucker

stfu
25-Jun-06, 01:16pm
The problem was with the question. I have drunk out of a funnel....numberous times. But the poll question is "Do you like to drink beer from a funnel?".......thats a no

Get your fucking poll questions right olly ya overrated defence lawyer.....thats right I said it, someone had to say it......

You too STFU.....fucking lawyer fucker

I was totally going to use a :lol: for this reply til I noted you dragged me into your slandering.

I have year books.

IEatPelicans
25-Jun-06, 03:11pm
jimmy if you dont like it, you're soft.

Jimmy B
25-Jun-06, 03:25pm
oh

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...


:meh:

hyrax
25-Jun-06, 03:33pm
Its a sub dickhead.....all the same tho

Gee Fizz: Don't knock EB. Its the best fucking beer in the world, except everyone doesn't know it. Get over yourselves people EB is bloody better then that fucking shit they call carlton draught!

Punching a hole in the bottom of a can is called a sub eh.. :meh:

If you like the taste of EB all I can conclude is that you're taste buds have been fucked over by all that jizz you've consumed..

Jimmy B
25-Jun-06, 03:36pm
Punching a hole in the bottom of a can is called a sub eh.. :meh:


yes...it is :crazy:

Abraxas
25-Jun-06, 08:45pm
Shotgun init.. hardly better ;)

I concur!
PS. EB is the official shotgun ammo IMO

ricksta
26-Jun-06, 11:06am
The problem was with the question. I have drunk out of a funnel....numberous times. But the poll question is "Do you like to drink beer from a funnel?".......thats a no

Get your fucking poll questions right olly ya overrated defence lawyer.....thats right I said it, someone had to say it......

have you ever drunk beer through a funnel?
Do you like to drink beer from a funnel?
I guess all that beer drinking caused a bit of conflict in your head Pelicans and you couldn't decide what to do with the thread.

debski
27-Jun-06, 02:38pm
Our funnel was called Agatha..it made many trips to Rottnest and every party between like Yr 10 and first year uni.....

I have also been known to skull jugs and shot gun, but I lack the stamina to do it anymore :( I think I'm getting old

IEatPelicans
27-Jun-06, 04:17pm
I guess all that beer drinking caused a bit of conflict in your head Pelicans and you couldn't decide what to do with the thread.

less talk. more funnel.

ricksta
27-Jun-06, 07:38pm
It's fun! nel.

Randy_Kandy
28-Jun-06, 09:21pm
i really like funnels. they are great when u wwant to get pissed.

Taxman
28-Jun-06, 10:40pm
Hi Randy.

Are you hot?

caseyg
28-Jun-06, 11:05pm
ur avatar is hot

well. its got boobs. thats hot.
on girls.

boobs on guys are not hot.

Abraxas
28-Jun-06, 11:06pm
Pics or STFU!!


edit: NOT the man boobs.... please!

ricksta
29-Jun-06, 10:43am
We've had pics of Randy before. She's a bit of or'right, but a bit immature, not that it's going to bother anyone on here :p

/ricksta waits for flaming Kandy

Colstar
29-Jun-06, 11:14am
ur avatar is hot

well. its got boobs. thats hot.
on girls.

boobs on guys are not hot.

I was just reminded of Fight Club hoorah!

Abraxas
29-Jun-06, 11:31pm
Meatloaf anyone??
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/475000/images/_475660_meat150.jpg


Just contradicted my own post there... :rainman: :slap:

Fr3d
30-Jun-06, 08:36pm
Funnel exploits of myself have been shown previously in the 'Is anyone going to Rottnest' thread.

For those who havent seen it, I have funnel, throw it back up, quokkas come and eat regurgitated fruit.