post a photo of yourself with a clothes hamper on your back pretending to be a turtle

[phunkdust]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/8833/picture002dh9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[jootsiejuice]

bored?

[phunkdust]

never!

[Breakme]

:lol: :lol: :lol: I might do this tonight :lol: :lol: :lol:

[jootsiejuice]

never!

I don't believe you....

[Debz]

:lol: do you also have to wear a hoodie to pretend to be the turtle?

[Debz]

dont know why but you remind me more of a snail than a turtle... could be something to do with the popping out eyes :lol:

[Breakme]

^^^ It makes it more effective :lol:

[Jude May]

funniest ever :lol:

phunk, i want your babies, will you marry me? ;D

[phunkdust]

You can also go for the more integrated look

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/9906/picture001un9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[magictorch]

*puts bored loser geek hat on*

OK, it's possible I put a little bit TOO much effort and enthusiasm into this one...





















































http://www.pserie.psu.edu/academic/hss/degrees/images/Turtle.jpg


How did I do?

:? ...:? ...:?

[Brendonism]

I once got in trouble for running around a Woolworths doing this. Thread-awesomeness Phunkdiddy.

[Dj DeKay]

lmao :lol:

[Troy711]

ill post one when noone is home ;)

[G8CRSHR]

clothes hamper??? pfffft, its a clothes BASKET

[KuRuPTeD]

Thread of the year!

Now to find my hamper...

[rancho]

best... thread... ever....

but i thought a hamper was the thing with a lid (or without i guess) that hoardes your dirty smelly clothes in the corner! that thing is a clothes basket!

will post one later. im off to poker night ;D

edit

clothes hamper??? pfffft, its a clothes BASKET

crap. didnt see that...

[pinkitten]

I think it's the facials you're pulling Phunk that make it extra funnay!

[PiNkUniCoRn]

:lol: @ pics!!

[dilly dally]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:







...get a job

[trAse]

thread of the week, i'll contribute later tonight.

[silvaside]

phunkdust = morph v2.0

[phunkdust]

but im not power-tripping :?

[nettsu]

phunky a laundry basket is not a hamper...

*grabs camera to prove a point*

[nettsu]

yes my hamper was injured in this attempt...
http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/2663/img5892dq0.th.jpg (http://img226.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img5892dq0.jpg)
reassembling the fecking thing...
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4418/img5894lt5.th.jpg (http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img5894lt5.jpg)
tada
http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/4140/img5896fo8.th.jpg (http://img48.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img5896fo8.jpg)

[phunkdust]

:lol:

basket. hamper. meh!

[SwishFish]

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2518/ninjaturtleqo8.th.jpg (http://img95.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ninjaturtleqo8.jpg)

[nettsu]

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2518/ninjaturtleqo8.th.jpg (http://img95.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ninjaturtleqo8.jpg)

:lol:

[SwishFish]

i see your wine in the background Netts! I cropped mine out :P:P

[phunkdust]

swish you make a cute turtle :blush:

extra ninja value pack.

[nettsu]

i see your wine in the background Netts! I cropped mine out :P:P

oops i got busted :lol:

[Cheap Therapy]

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2518/ninjaturtleqo8.th.jpg (http://img95.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ninjaturtleqo8.jpg)


:lol: good effort :)

[watsakerring]

http://www.bedoper.com/reptilian/graphics_graveyard/masterofdisguise.jpg

i won't have access to a camera, or mens of putting a phone photo on my computer for ages, so this is my input

[KuRuPTeD]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2202/image001ui6.jpg

[rancho]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2202/image001ui6.jpg

that looks strangely homo erotic :~(

[divid3d]

:lol: this thread is fucking awesome, i love it

[phunkdust]

bubble boy?

[rancho]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/ranchomofo/IMG_8251.jpg

my turn to be humiliated.

[rancho]

i cant wait till someone posts a pic with something embarassing in the background.

[divid3d]

the only embarrassing thing here is in the foreground

http://files.upl.silentwhisper.net/upload8/turtleshell.jpg

my shell is green like a real turtle :blush:

[N4TE]

Sho Kosugi's got nothin' on this middleagemutantninjaturtle.

http://www.forumsigs.com/users/nate_pix919/papoywachoybptbat2.jpg




Couldn't find a ninja sword in Cairns at 3am on a tuesday night, had to settle for a pruning saw. And get a taxi to pick up a "clothes hamper."





edit: the soberer I get, the more I feel like I will rue this day.

[N4TE]

i cant wait till someone posts a pic with something embarassing in the background.
As if me dressing up as a ninja wasn't bad enough...
http://www.forumsigs.com/users/nate_pix919/papoywachoybptbat3.jpg

[divid3d]

As if me dressing up as a ninja wasn't bad enough...
http://www.forumsigs.com/users/nate_pix919/papoywachoybptbat3.jpg

:lol: :ninja:

[N4TE]

A good mate of mine once had a turtle try to sodomise him through a wetsuit. True story. I wont go into details, but if anyone ever says you're hung like a green sea turtle, blush and thank them.

[Breakme]

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2518/ninjaturtleqo8.th.jpg (http://img95.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ninjaturtleqo8.jpg)

cutest turtel ever :blush:

[MiSsB29]

hahahaha awesome.

[M_adz]

the only embarrassing thing here is in the foreground

http://files.upl.silentwhisper.net/upload8/turtleshell.jpg

my shell is green like a real turtle :blush:

:-D
cute!!!!

can i keep you!! :blush:

[rancho]

:-D
cute!!!!

can i keep you!! :blush:

i wanna pet it!

[VanBuurenisGod]

what a gold thread.

will add my turtle when i get home

[Mickstah]

the only embarrassing thing here is in the foreground

http://files.upl.silentwhisper.net/upload8/turtleshell.jpg

my shell is green like a real turtle :blush:
For some reason I thought you were a boy itm.

HELLO GURL ITM!

[G8CRSHR]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2202/image001ui6.jpg

oh no, its a box jellyfish!! :-0

[Xpose]

:lol: awesome i shall add tonight

[pinkitten]

oh no, its a box jellyfish!! :-0

giggles...

[M_adz]

Kurupted...why are you topless.....

[N4TE]

this thread need more "no discussion or you get a ban"

[MissMuffin]

Kurupted...why are you topless.....

And why do you appear to have down syndrome?

[M_adz]

And why do you appear to have down syndrome?

:-0
urrm....

where the fark did that come from....

(i'm assuming here that you are saying i have downs syndrome...)

[pinkitten]

I assumed she was asking Kurrupted if he had down syndrome?? as well as your question of being topless?

[M_adz]

i hope so

:~(

[Xpose]

yeah kurupted looks like a nekkid downy agreed. More pics ta.

[BeranJ]

everyone needs a good downy.

imo.

[silvaside]

http://users.on.net/edsilva/turtlehamper.jpg

[rancho]

divid3d is winning zee turtle power contest thus far.

KuRuPTeD gets special mention for winning zee homo erotic, topless down syndrome turtle power contest thus far. he must be impersonating donatello.

[N4TE]

sigh. why can't i wake up from a scrappy night out with a traffic cone in my loungeroom like a normal person?

[MissMuffin]

:-0
urrm....

where the fark did that come from....

(i'm assuming here that you are saying i have downs syndrome...)

OMG Nooo! Soz M_adz, a bit Lost In Translation there :P I was talking about ze jellyfish

[hungrycatapilla]

someone tipped this turtle over and it got stuck on its back.

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/1885/img0313gg4.jpg

[MissMuffin]

someone tipped this turtle over and it got stuck on its back.

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/1885/img0313gg4.jpg

:lol: You look like you're in a nutshell

[Breakme]

http://users.on.net/edsilva/turtlehamper.jpg


zomg i always knew you were a dirty pole dancer BUT YOU DANCE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM???!!! :rainman: :zabiela:

[RZArector]

lol

finally a thread that competes with the cute kitten one

ill find my digi cam soon

[M_adz]

OMG Nooo! Soz M_adz, a bit Lost In Translation there :P I was talking about ze jellyfish

:-D
*phew*

stupid nekkid jellyfish downy!!

[MissMuffin]

:-D
*phew*

stupid nekkid jellyfish downy!!

I blame down syndromes for everything :mad:

[silvaside]

zomg i always knew you were a dirty pole dancer BUT YOU DANCE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM???!!! :rainman: :zabiela:
:lol: Settle down, it's not a pole, it's a divider between the mirrors :P

[hungrycatapilla]

I blame down syndromes for everything :mad:

seriously people. enough of the DS jokes. :(

[Random_Kiwi]

Baahhaahahhahaaa...as I thought, YOU'RE ALL NUTS!
Keep it up!

[rancho]

seriously people. enough of the DS jokes. :(

theres this shit hot new band called syndrome of a down. me lubs tem.

[phunkdust]

someone tipped this turtle over and it got stuck on its back.

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/1885/img0313gg4.jpg

extra points for lateral thinking

[mike_L]

:lol: Awesome thread

[Dbauch]

might add my own tonight!

[CorporateWhore]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2202/image001ui6.jpg

ooh! an oxygen tent! does it really increase your sexual powers?

unfortunately i don't have a laundry hamper - just a pile on the laundry floor. no reindeer games for me :(

[KuRuPTeD]

Kurupted...why are you topless.....

:lol: I was doing my laundry at the time (just got home from work)



And yes you inconsiderate pricks, i suffer from DS





But usually only after a sat nite!

[datakid]

did anyone else have significant difficulty taking a photo of themselves inside a clothes hamper???

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6358/turtlesv1.jpg

[datakid]

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/953/quadkq2.jpg

[trAse]

:lol:

[MiSsB29]

riots got my camra i want to be a turtle too =(

[divid3d]

:-D
cute!!!!

can i keep you!! :blush:

;D i'm not sure i'd make a very good pet, but meh, i'll give it a go :blush:

For some reason I thought you were a boy itm.

HELLO GURL ITM!

hehe you wouldn't be the first, it can be hard to tell on teh intarweb :) hello!

someone tipped this turtle over and it got stuck on its back.

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/1885/img0313gg4.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

thanks a lot, i just choked on a piece of toast because of you! :p

did anyone else have significant difficulty taking a photo of themselves inside a clothes hamper???

yes! the damn thing kept falling off my back, but persistence paid off in the end :)


keep 'em coming, people! ;D

[plan-b]

For some reason I thought you were a boy itm.

HELLO GURL ITM!
Angus says:
http://www.inthemix.com.au/forum/showpost.php?p=389975667&postcount=51
Chrissie says:
hahaah silly mick
he's jsut saying that because lots of ppl thought he was a girl
Angus says:
i thought he was

[rancho]

did anyone else have significant difficulty taking a photo of themselves inside a clothes hamper???

not inside. but trying to a) balance stupid basket on my back, and b) trying to hold heavy as fuck camera with one hand and getting a decent unobstructed by arm shot whilst drunk was quite a challenge. in the end i stuffed it under my jumper then i only had to deal with problem b

divid3d i would put you in a pond where you could roam free if you be my pet turtle :blush:

[Rusty_OHara]

Sho Kosugi's got nothin' on this middleagemutantninjaturtle.

http://www.forumsigs.com/users/nate_pix919/papoywachoybptbat2.jpg




Couldn't find a ninja sword in Cairns at 3am on a tuesday night, had to settle for a pruning saw. And get a taxi to pick up a "clothes hamper."





edit: the soberer I get, the more I feel like I will rue this day.

Bizarrly cool photo. :thumb:

[M_adz]

zoh wins.

/end thread

[divid3d]

not inside. but trying to a) balance stupid basket on my back, and b) trying to hold heavy as fuck camera with one hand and getting a decent unobstructed by arm shot whilst drunk was quite a challenge. in the end i stuffed it under my jumper then i only had to deal with problem b

divid3d i would put you in a pond where you could roam free if you be my pet turtle :blush:

i was 100% sober and i still struggled to do the balancing act and not get my arm in the way of the shot ;D

:lol: @ "roam free" :blush:

[Rusty_OHara]

divid3d i would put you in a pond where you could roam free if you be my pet turtle :blush:

Seconded. :blush:

[N4TE]

Bizarrly cool photo. :thumb:

thanks. I do all my best work rolling drunk.

[N4TE]

what? you people balanced your baskets on your backs? Mine just stayed there with ninja turtle magic.

lrn 2 ninjor

turtulz fite wif yonah.

[phunkdust]

lrn 2 ninjor :lol:

[nettsu]

you people need to learn how to use timers :P

;D

[VanBuurenisGod]

you people need to learn how to use timers :P

;D

I was just thinking the exact same thing - 10sec timer ftw!!!!

I copmpletely forgot about this when i got home last night. We have two clothes baskets at home, so I might have to add a ninja turtle fight.

teh winz0r!!!!

[The Brain]

Ninja turtles FTL!!
Nothing can withstand the awesome power of Jūjutsu Turtle

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/osmocote/Turtle1.jpg
I don't need to hide my face, because none will survive to recount its fearsomeness.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/osmocote/Turtle2.jpg
I will break your bones with my superior grappling techniques.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/osmocote/Turtle3.jpg
I will slay you with my bloody blade

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/osmocote/Turtle4.jpg
And batter you with my geta (wooden thong) of terror.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/osmocote/Turtle5.jpg
Then I will be at peace.

[nettsu]

:lol:

you idiot

i think i have to go buy a laundry basket tonight...

[MissMuffin]

Brain - You is a sweaty turtle. But holy shit, you've got some gorgeous green eyes there boy :)

[Brendonism]

http://files.upl.silentwhisper.net/upload8/turtleshell.jpg

Hottest turtle ever!

+1 for green shell

+100 for Dane Cook knowledge

[Jude May]

Hottest turtle ever!

+1 for green shell


agree, divid3d your a cutie :love: :blush:

brain, awesome. i vote you winner :thumb:

[rancho]

i think brain looks like colin lane in pictures 3 & 4.

and i already called dibs on divid3d turtle. her pond is nearing completion.

[MissMuffin]

I agree with Missmuffin, those eyes :blush:

I...can't...look...away :drool:

[hungrycatapilla]

did anyone else have significant difficulty taking a photo of themselves inside a clothes hamper???

yes. and i even used the 10 second timer... my basket got a beating.

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1528/img0308il0.jpg http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1149/img0309ld2.jpg http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6598/img0310fw4.jpg http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9533/img0312rz1.jpg

[The Brain]

Brain - You is a sweaty turtle. But holy shit, you've got some gorgeous green eyes there boy :)

:blush: Tenks!

The temperature is in the high 30's and the humidity is near 100% in Japan at the moment.

So sweaty turtle is unavoidable. :(

[divid3d]

Brain - You is a sweaty turtle. But holy shit, you've got some gorgeous green eyes there boy :)

my thoughts exactly, right down to the "holy shit". green eyes :love:

[M_adz]

i think brain looks like colin lane in pictures 3 & 4.

and i already called dibs on divid3d turtle. her pond is nearing completion.

no way man...i got to her first. :mad: shes mine. im going to keep her in my room and feed her tasty tidbits.

her and datakid. turtle buddies. :blush:

[Random_Kiwi]

my thoughts exactly, right down to the "holy shit". green eyes :love:

Contacts?

[ms lulu]

my thoughts exactly, right down to the "holy shit". green eyes :love:

x 3 Damn Brain.... hmm

[Random_Kiwi]

:lol: It's the spading turtles thread now!

[Brendonism]

Beastiality has never been cooler.

[Jude May]

Contacts?


nah, i remember him having wicked green eyes back in the day

[Junglejunkie]

:lol::lol: wahaha HC you crack me up.

[magia di musica]

Brain :-D awesome green eyes :-D
mr phunk :) awesome thread :lol:
now that i have a digi cam i can put up photos of silly things yay

i shall be a turtle later
for now im injured with a bleeding finger

[hungrycatapilla]

:lol::lol: wahaha HC you crack me up.

lol. right back at you, bread boy.

[The Brain]

Contacts?

Never.

And who is Colin Lane?

[rancho]

Never.

And who is Colin Lane?

colin lane and his partner in crime frank woodley are two australian slapstick comics. they have been around for years. they had one series on abc quite some time ago called "the adventures of lano and woodley". theyre freakin hilarious guys.

http://www.thecomedychannel.com.au/whatsOn/images/channelLineup/4.jpg

obviously colin on the left :zabiela:

[The Brain]

Ooooh I know those guys! They are funny!
I suppose I could do worse than look like him.

[phunkdust]

woodley > lano

[PAPAD]

lmao!! faaa outttt this is a laughhhh!! i just joined ITM a few mins ago and 1stly i just laughed at the topic name but then i entered and damnnn this is to funny!

good on ya guys! tops! *claps*

[rancho]

woodley > lano

yah for sure. but i think colin write more of the material and frank just delivers it better. theyre a very good team, a good balance. i saw the island at qpac it was unbelievable. such a great show, basically only used the 1 prop.

[rancho]

lmao!! faaa outttt this is a laughhhh!! i just joined ITM a few mins ago and 1stly i just laughed at the topic name but then i entered and damnnn this is to funny!

good on ya guys! tops! *claps*

you will soon realise that were not really that funny. just borderline insane.

[Rusty_OHara]

@ The Brain.

Fuck dude, your eyes look intense.

Me bemoans my boring blue eyes :(

[aloha]

Oh I'm sooo gonna buy a clothes basket tonight!!! LOL!!! :lol: Best thread ever!

[Dj DeKay]

woah brain wher u get them contacts, i want em :D

[Phibbler]

woodley > lano

Some one has to play the straight man other wise the funny man isn't so funny.

John clease was, if not the funniest python , then one of the best pythons becasue he played the deadpan so well.

[The Brain]

woah brain wher u get them contacts, i want em :D

They are my real eyes. You can't buy them :(

[BOKSOFROX]

I'm going to refer this thread to some kind of asylum.

Although I am very tempted to join in.

[N4TE]

less chit chat, more public humiliation.

[sman]

[Edit by Moderator: Warning points added. Not "being excellent"]

fuckin losers!