If all else fails...

[trancEaddict]

Lets set the scene shall we?

In front of u is a stuck up crowd that has been doing nothing but standing around all night and doing everything BUT dancing to the collection of "wikid" choonz that u have been dropping throughout the duration of the night...ur frustration begins to build into anger and u begin to reconsider whether you should actually be up there, spinning in front of these high horse wankers that are obviously not interested and dont appreciate ur god like talents :P - Your hands begin to twitch as anger overcomes u - u become so enthralled by ur own resentment and bitterness u actually begin increase the pitch/speed of the track so the sooner the track is over the quicker u can f.uck off - u swirl around to catch a glimpse of ur rekkid box/bag whilst trying to pack up the reminants of your gear, only to see 'it' - just laying there; waiting...waiting for you...

This is where all of u come in, what is the ONE (1) tune YOU would stash in your box/bag to get the floor moving when all else fails?

[nicko]

Man, how much time do you spend imagining that you're a superstar DJ? Every one of your threads sounds like one of those choose your own adventure books

"If you want to play Southern Sun, turn to page 58.."

:P :)

[AnArChY_AnGeL]

but if you wish to play joy kitikonti - joy energizer turn to the page that gets the floor full!

[X-Facta]

Rem2001 - Losing my religion (white label rmx)!!
This track can get a floor rockin @ ANY time!
Or a classic uplifting track like 'Heaven Scent' or 'Madagascar'!

[riley g]

you pick: kylie minogue, locomotion.

people get up and dance to that, and you realise you're playing in the retro bar at the wrong place.

do you: a) follow it up with wham, wake me up, before you go go, (turn to page 55), or b) run (turn to page 67)

[plastikau]

Turn the turntable off Let it come 2 a stop ,& drop


PUSH - UNIVERSAL NATION ( Original Mix )

[Sauce]

:lol: :lol: :lol: at nicko's comments.

i would play time to burn...and start screaming into the mic Jason Midro style

[bootytronic]

yello - oh yeah.

I don't doubt wouldn't get people dancing but it would certainly crack them up. And at least I think it's quality.

[innA]

:lol: @ "If you want to play Southern Sun, turn to page 58.."

im guessing u are playing to a crowd that doesnt like trance trancEaddict?

if that was me, i would just drop some weird ass tune.. maybe Alpinestars - Carbon Kid (Warped Mix)

[Tim Development]

nutbush - tina turner

[feelinveryweird]

i wouldn't play anything, id pack up, and proceed to abuse the shit out of them on my mic

then duck off to my next gig at sundissential 8-)

[AnArChY_AnGeL]

i got nutbush city limits on vynil
and cheech and cheong

[infinity]

If I couldn't have gotten them to dance at this point, they obviously wouldn't dance to whatever else I'd have left in the record bag anyway (usually would be throwing my floor fillers no later than halfway through the set if the crowd wasn't dancing)

Hypothetically, if I were to show my displeasure, I'd throw on these to reflect their attitude:

Reloop - Fucking Society (Chromedioxid II Mix)
-- or --
Fatboy Slim - Star 69; which could in fact get them to dance without realising the context...

[cheggy]

I have the Sound of music sound track lying around somewhere on vinyl. I'd wack that on until they all leave, then some decent punters can come in with a bit of taste, then wack on some Unix to let em know what their in for

[SPOKEYDOKEY]

if at first you don't succeed..

..so much for skydiving

[Cosmo Cater]

*Rapture
*Where's Your F$#@* Head At
*Blue Monday
*Finally
*Anything new by Jamiroquai
*Music Sounds Better With You
*Chase The Sun
*Billie Jean
I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE having to play most of these records (with the exception of Jamiroquai and Blue Monday), but they're in the "In case of empty dance floor, play these" pile.
The problem is once you play one of them you can get stuck in the "must play hits to keep floor" zone and it becomes hard to get out of it.

[Bracko]

House Track
Finally by kings of tommza....
bass has got me movin, love tattoo

Trance/hard Trance track (at over 18 event)
Airwave- Rank 1
Set you free, n-trance.... - much cheese here but it'd do the trick... and I like cheese
Children, 4 clubers
on the move bartezz
the No. 1 all time floor filla is....the second trip, Hennes and cold

hard trance track (all ages... say utopia)
hmmmmm Something the little gurners would know.... hang on a minute... that would neva happen due to extreme amounts of drug use by the bite size "punters" (and I use the term loosely)

prolly, the Drill -Dirt devils

[driload]

i wouldnt give a shit

id take my pay check and go home and bitch to my girlfriend a little, then watch some dvds and go to sleep

you get your good and your bad.


but to try and answer your question more helpfully, id turn to page 51 and play BLACK WIDOW if it was a breaks crowd. it may be a bit sudden to drop such an amped up nuskool breaks on them but hey, im a piss-taker

[Vido]

Kai Tracid - The Deep Blue (ASYS Remix).
Absoulute killer. Makes a dead crowd scream!

[Trunks]

If I had it, joy kitikonti - joy dont stop.

if they dont react to it, then the bass in it will blow their heads up, simpsons style.

[tim-e]

Blue Monday


or, if I was in a really bad mood I'd shove some Aphex Twin on and watch them scream in agony.


but then, I don't play trance so it wouldn't be a problem for me :p

[michaeldenna]

if it was for real

cj bolland - the prophet
bt - heaven scent
binary finary - 1998

for ****s and giggles

macarena - with pauses to tell the crowd to "boogey"

and finally drop

chicken dance - with another pause to tell the crowd to "be the chicken inside all of us"

[Trunks]

Originally posted by tim-e

but then, I don't play trance so it wouldn't be a problem for me :p

Cant help yourself can you?

:P

[Charger]

If I wanted to play an old track, I'd go '1998'.

If I chose something current, then I'd probably be going for Roger Goode's 'In The Beginning' Ferry Corsten mix.

And I thought they were a really stuck up crowd...

... so wouldn't they be progressive fans? :P

[Trunks]

HAHAHHA!

[Taktickle]

AvB - Blue fear
Britney Spears - baby one more time.