Do guys become DJs to impress the ladies ?

[Funkedub]

has it got you laid yet ?

[trenthalliday]

If I had a dollar for the ammount of roots its got me....

[archietech]

i see where you're going with this funkedub.

i told a girl once i dj and she *nearly* held my hand. was nearly the pinnacle of my life eclisping the time a girl once squeezed past me and brushed her left boob against me :D:D

[trenthalliday]

a girl once squeezed past me and brushed her left boob against me :D:D


Now that would of gone straight to the spank bank.

[ChemicalJames]

Another awesome thread from Funkedub!

[LMAC]

Isn't that the sole reason guys become dj's? Music is just sound that moves you, stirs emotions, colours life even. Pales in comparison to getting a half drunken collection of tits, legs and ass home for a meaninless one night stand. It is at this point you realise that as a dj you are a god amongst men and that it is your duty, responsibility even, to keep putting up with the ratshit sound of "doof doof doof doof" and use this crap to continue the sexual crusade.

Or something like that.

[trenthalliday]

Isn't that the sole reason guys become dj's? Music is just sound that moves you, stirs emotions, colours life even. Pales in comparison to getting a half drunken collection of tits, legs and ass home for a meaninless one night stand. It is at this point you realise that as a dj you are a god amongst men and that it is your duty, responsibility even, to keep putting up with the ratshit sound of "doof doof doof doof" and use this crap to continue the sexual crusade.

Or something like that.


Gandhi aint got nuffin on that

[Funkedub]

Another awesome thread from Funkedub!


don't be hatin' now ... just make better threads

maybe ask about which headphones are best ?

or which stylus to buy ?

[LMAC]

hd25's ftw!

i'm not minding your threads at all funkedub. bringing a bit of life back into this neck of the woods.

[Funkedub]

do you think girls find guys that use HD25s sexier than guys who don't ??

i need to know ... i'm looking into buying some new headphones

[gamblore]

If I had a dollar for the ammount of roots its got me....

What? You'de be able to buy a Sydney Morning Herald? You'de be able to buy a Freddo Frog from the Newsagent?

[Marc Us]

no, never started DJ-ing for the pulling chicks factor

just cause your a DJ it dont mean shit

[trenthalliday]

What? You'de be able to buy a Sydney Morning Herald? You'de be able to buy a Freddo Frog from the Newsagent?


Neither....I could maybe scrape a red frog, but I dont know if you could say it was my DJing that got that handjob...think it was the amount of vodka she had drank that night.....and she passed out before I finished....

[littlebrains69]

do you think girls find guys that use HD25s sexier than guys who don't ??

i need to know ... i'm looking into buying some new headphones

Na, HD-25's are for the DJ that loves music. Chicks find rediculiously big cans such as Pio's sexier because they look more "authentic" so therefore skullcandy etc headphones that have HUGE cans, will get you HUGE cans.....

[djsimonmann]

I was under the impression most djs wanna lay each other..

[trenthalliday]

I was under the impression most djs wanna lay each other..


GOD NO!!!
DJs are like guitarists, if theres more than one in the room you will know because they will be telling everyone how much better they are and how shit the other person is doing everything....

but to each others faces we are best mates and always want to play together.....

[djsimonmann]

we are best mates and always want to play together.....

I rest my case...

And in other news dj's self esteem smashed by the size of someone else's deck..

[Bumpy]

Na, HD-25's are for the DJ that loves music. Chicks find rediculiously big cans such as Pio's sexier because they look more "authentic" so therefore skullcandy etc headphones that have HUGE cans, will get you HUGE cans.....

So you'd need something like this? http://londonist.com/attachments/Matt/Big_Ben_headphones.jpg

or this? http://ldopa.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/headphones.jpg

[buriedinsnow]

GOD NO!!!
DJs are like guitarists, if theres more than one in the room you will know because they will be telling everyone how much better they are and how shit the other person is doing everything....

but to each others faces we are best mates and always want to play together.....

:lol: SO TRUE

[gamblore]

http://ldopa.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/headphones.jpg

I want some! where did you get them? Are they cheaper from Chemical Records?

[Bumpy]

Yeh there cheap from chemical records.. only 20c and they come with a coiled cord!

[ThomasBear]

a mate reckons a promoter only ever gave hot girlies a slot so he could get some action (we're talking press play, non doof guitar music etc.). mind you it was a Brisbane goth club so that explains a lot

[Funkedub]

^^^

club phoenix ?

[rancho]

only djs that play electrohouse

[Bumpy]

^^ Fuck your so stereotypical.. go eat a dick

[Pro Tool]

Notable absence from JJ in this thread.

[Funkedub]

Notable absence from JJ in this thread.

are you saying he's gay ??? :-O

[Pro Tool]

I'm saying it's presumtuous to assume that chicks are impressed by DJs at all.

[ThomasBear]

how could any woman resist 12 inches of raw fun?

[Funkedub]

^^^

considering the penchant for CDJing these days ... woman are going to have to look harder for those 12"s

and yes ... DJs are incredibly over rated as far as sex symbols go ... most of them are sweaty nerds with no social life beyond talking about what tunes they picked up off beat port this week :P

[Pro Tool]

Wondering why this forum is a boys club?

[Bumpy]

^^^



and yes ... DJs are incredibly over rated as far as sex symbols go ... most of them are sweaty nerds with no social life beyond talking about what tunes they picked up off beat port this week :P

Lets take Andee Van Damage for example... what an ugly fatso.. only way he would get laid is some drunk skank at a club realised he was a DJ and thought that was hot

[rancho]

^^ Fuck your so stereotypical.. go eat a dick

Lets take Andee Van Damage for example... what an ugly fatso.. only way he would get laid is some drunk skank at a club realised he was a DJ and thought that was hot

hypocrite much?

some people are attracted to personality, something you clearly lack; so sadly for you youre still not gonna get laid, no matter how much shitty electrohouse you play.

[Bumpy]

^^ yeh i know some people are attracted to personality.. one of the things i look for in a girl anyhoo..

yeh so what if i play electrohouse i also play techno, tech house and prog house and listen to a heap of different stuff.. so you were being a bit stereotypical..

no hard feelings

[rancho]

no, i was being sarcastic.

[Bumpy]

haha my bad.. sorry about that

[TurntableTech]

If I had a dollar for the ammount of roots its got me....
+1

You could also look at it a different way.... Ladies turn into sluts to impress the DJ :lol:

[LMAC]

^^

Shhhh.... if they get wind of it they might take that as a complaint.

[Afro thunder]

I think girls like it better if ur a fully sic muzza punta who takes their top off n dances incosiderately

[Andrew Wowk]

I never started for the pulling chicks factor, but funnily enough I seem to get more attention now that I'm a DJ. It's flattering but at the same time disappointing.

[DJ_Ange]

haha, funny thread.

considering I'm a girl; no I didn't get into DJ'ing to pick up chicks hahahaha. :lol:

My sister tells me I'm less social because I DJ ...

[Bumpy]

I think girls like it better if ur a fully sic muzza punta who takes their top off n dances incosiderately


Lol dont forget the fluro singlets and straightened fringes.

[Bekay]

has it got you laid yet ?

do you want a one word answer?

[gamblore]

My sister tells me I'm less social because I DJ ...

That's another reason why I'm not the biggest fan of house parties, you not partying with everyone else, you stuck behind the decks most of the night, I find it quite antisoclal.

So if it hasn't helped you pick up chicks, has it helped you pull guys? Are they intimidated at all?

[Random_Kiwi]

I think the day of glorified DJ status is long, loooooooong gone...every man and his dog claims to be a DJ these days, it's hardly something special.

[SydneyDiscoKIng]

I never started for the pulling chicks factor, but funnily enough I seem to get more attention now that I'm a DJ. It's flattering but at the same time disappointing.

Because you are gay?

[holtless]

Do guys become DJs to impress the ladies ?

no, they do it because they're all about the music and they want to share it with the world! :thumb:

[holtless]

Because you are gay?

no, because you arent.

[DJ_Ange]

That's another reason why I'm not the biggest fan of house parties, you not partying with everyone else, you stuck behind the decks most of the night, I find it quite antisoclal.

So if it hasn't helped you pick up chicks, has it helped you pull guys? Are they intimidated at all?

I do get people who show they are interested; but well .... the feeling hasn't been mutual, lol.

But I wouldn't know if someone was flirting with me, hahaha. The amount of times friends have said 'oh that guy was so interested' and I've though 'huh? he was just asking about my music' ....

I don't know if there has been intimidation, maybe :stroke:

on the flipside i'm completely invisible when i'm not dj'ing so if i am anti-social, at least ppl know i'm there ;)

[Funkedub]

That's another reason why I'm not the biggest fan of house parties, you not partying with everyone else, you stuck behind the decks most of the night, I find it quite antisoclal.




most house parties i play at there's usually more than one person able to bring some tunes and have a mix .. plus there's always the option of leaving a CD on.

if the party/people suck . i'll stay behind the decks ... if there's rowdy fun to be had ... i'll def. take time out from behind the decks

[Funkedub]

I think the day of glorified DJ status is long, loooooooong gone...every man and his dog claims to be a DJ these days, it's hardly something special.

you'd be surprised how many people will come up and say shit like "do they still make records" :rainman:


Someone mixing tunes from ipods or their laptop can call themselves a DJ ...

But someone backspinning double copies and extending a break actually looks like someone being a DJ ;)

[clayq]

Whenever I use flanger, about 10 chicks come up to the booth and want to root me, mate.

[trenthalliday]

I think the day of glorified DJ status is long, loooooooong gone...every man and his dog claims to be a DJ these days, it's hardly something special.

This is true, unless of course you play trance.

and your name is Tiesto

[Dj Whisper]

no, i do it for the free drinks :P

[Funkedub]

no, i do it for the free drinks :P


+1

[Andrew Wowk]

Because you are gay?

No because it just goes to show I'm an ugly cunt who needs to DJ to appear attractive

[twistedbydesign]

actually looks like someone being a DJ
And that's what matters

especially in when involved in a skill that consists of producing sounds

[AllintheMind]

Just about every male (including djs, who are mostly men) would do just about anything to
score sex.
Its an anatomical thing.
A big brain cell that provides a direct link b/w the brain and the dick.
Its why men are the way they are....
so burning question....why do men continue to be leaders in the world, music or otherwise???
I think its more than fair to say they have "fucked it right up"
but what else can u expect?

[Styla]

Na, HD-25's are for the DJ that loves music. Chicks find rediculiously big cans such as Pio's sexier because they look more "authentic" so therefore skullcandy etc headphones that have HUGE cans, will get you HUGE cans.....

hahahahaha too true

[Funkedub]

Just about every male (including djs, who are mostly men) would do just about anything to
score sex.
Its an anatomical thing.
A big brain cell that provides a direct link b/w the brain and the dick.
Its why men are the way they are....



speak for yourself

honestly :rainman:

[crazy_tripper]

speak for yourself

honestly :rainman:
word.



allinthemind - you're an idiot.

[Samtastic]

hahaha... as if girls find DJs (male or female) attractive! they must have realised that they're just a bunch of music geeks with some heavy-dute obsessive-compulsive disorder = S - and a creative spark.

id never date a DJ - you'd always come second to their records. Unless of course you're a DJ too.... in fact, any single female DJs here? ; )

[gamblore]

id never date a DJ - you'd always come second to their records.

I think most girls come second to something, why not records...

[plan-b]

Just about every male (including djs, who are mostly men) would do just about anything to
score sex.

you'd be wrong about that... I love sex (who doesn't!!) but it's gotta be with the right gal...

Anyways answering the original question, I did take up DJing to get girls... Unfortunately I didn't realise at the time most chics'd assume you were gay if you played trance :(...

[littlebrains69]

I love sex (who doesn't!!) but it's gotta be with the right gal...

You mean you don't have to have sex with yourself? You can do it with others?

[trenthalliday]

I think most girls come second

its her fault for not making herself cum first

[littlebrains69]

Unfortunately I didn't realise at the time most chics'd assume you were gay if you played trance :(...

While I'm at it - You don't have to be gay to play trance?

[Dj_ender]

So u guys actually get laid from DJ'ing?

man have i been missing out..........