How Do I Get Giggs? [Archive]

cameronboggs

25-Jun-08, 02:22am

SlicyDicer

25-Jun-08, 02:34am

brag post

Morphee

25-Jun-08, 04:19am

You need to do a STRONG-scan of promoters.

DJ_Ange

25-Jun-08, 04:28am

it prob would be a good start to spell gigs correctly first haha

SubbyBoy

25-Jun-08, 05:05am

Look on the streets of manchester / Stalk the team during practice / Become friends with Scholesy ---- the last step --- kill his wife...only then can u get Giggs.;D

reminds me of cyanide and happiness.. lol fag!

http://regua.biz/lolfag.png

beatfreakn

25-Jun-08, 05:46am

Sif that is not a fake account..

truba

25-Jun-08, 06:37am

my cousin just gave me his old decks. i practiced for a little bit and reckon im really good at DJing. i'm only having problems with matching BPMs or whatever you call them. i want to play in clubs. not shit clubs, but clubs like onelove and famous. how do i get giggs and how much will i get??
bahahahaahah funny shit, your ticket number is 15763512764572634783256837657384657843567834657834 65783465783465783465784365784365783465783465784365 74836534785643785634875674333385673845634786534786 54378265783426578346578346578346578436578346578346 57834658734657834657834653478657834657893465783465 8347657834657834653, now go at the end of the cue.

DJ Hejira

25-Jun-08, 07:42am

goattheendofthecueLOL

mjbrennan

25-Jun-08, 08:32am

WEEMAN01? Is that you WEEMAN01?

Master Mischief

25-Jun-08, 09:01am

Just drop into a club one day...stab the DJ/DJs that's playing....and away you go....easy as that....oh...if you get a chance....find out who the promoters girlfriend is and punch her in the face...that way you'll definitly be invited back...:D

P.S. Your not DJ until you know the secret DJ/Promoter hand shake...without that you'll never get a gig...

oliosky

25-Jun-08, 09:09am

P.S. Your not DJ until you know the secret DJ/Promoter fellatio technique...without that you'll never get a gig...

Fixed.

rowdworx

25-Jun-08, 09:15am

Before you can get giggs you have to be the giggs.

v904

25-Jun-08, 09:22am

Before you can get giggs you have to be the giggs.

You cant just play the music. You must love the music, feel the music, BE the music

/cue montage of extreme DJ training: beatmatching blindfolded, running uphill with 2 record crates strapped to your back, etc

Geoffo

25-Jun-08, 10:14am

�Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.�

pomrocks

25-Jun-08, 10:47am

lots of gigs in here;

http://www.gizmag.com/pictures/hero/7197_7050711834.jpg

DJ_PK

25-Jun-08, 10:48am

Fuck I hope this is a real person.

maaaa

25-Jun-08, 10:57am

old and lame^

two upish

blky

25-Jun-08, 11:02am

i practiced for a little bit and reckon im really good at DJing. i'm only having problems with matching BPMs or whatever you call them.

anyone see irony?

anyway im guessing the 2 g's in his last name carries onto every other perspect of his life, its the snoop D O DOUBLE G

Spicy

25-Jun-08, 12:04pm

:lol::lol: fakepost delivers funny thread.

avatar_karma

25-Jun-08, 01:48pm

to get gigs you must be about 150cm tall, wear tight black jeans and wear a bright pink fluro singlet that says lost souls on the front.
you then proceed to trainwreck the gig because u are shit.

Funkedub

25-Jun-08, 01:55pm

Fuck I hope this is a real person.

In one way i am ...

But this simply has to be a wind up ... no one is this thick

Heist9000

25-Jun-08, 02:25pm

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/GB/SP0454~Manchester-United-Ryan-Giggs-Posters.jpg

?

elwood_dj

25-Jun-08, 03:20pm

you go left, right, down a bit, then left again, maybe right (im not sure) but then defintly straight for a bit, and then round the corner...

hope that helps ;)

beakers

25-Jun-08, 03:22pm

up down left right hold A press start....

failing that A,B,A,C,A,B,B for gore mode

Dee Jay Mikey

25-Jun-08, 04:25pm

Why do you want to play at onelove?

One love have a shortage of dj's at the moment, you should give them a call.

They cant get anyone to play for them.

I think you will do well..

Dee Jay Mikey

25-Jun-08, 04:26pm

haha

kazan

25-Jun-08, 06:53pm

troll is win

heretik

25-Jun-08, 07:04pm

suck as much promoter dick as you possibly can.

having music released on vinyl/mp3 didn't even seem to help me so i just gave up asking the cunts for gigs.

cloudface

26-Jun-08, 01:22am

My cousin gave me his old Dex once-maybe they're cheap speed for some but they just gave me an 'edache...around the same time I used to get stoned and mix Doug E Fresh and The Get Fresh Crew against Pink Floyd on clutchless direct direct drives ...and at a birthday party I mixed Wheel Within a Wheel against that long spoken track on side two of the Paris, Texas soundtrack on the proper DJ's decks while he was taking a piss...I have the look chick's dad gave me etched into my cortex still...
I didn't know about that BPM stuff either (who needs it rully?)...but I'd heard of DJ Shadow...true tales yo...

Funkedub

26-Jun-08, 07:34am

^^^

Yea ... i like using that monologue from Paris Texas .... i can also name a few tracks that sample it :ahoy:

elwood_dj

26-Jun-08, 12:44pm

up down left right hold A press start....

failing that A,B,A,C,A,B,B for gore mode

i think up down left right hold A press start is only if you wanna play at weddings...

you need to go: up up down down left left right right TAP A then press start... Thats for the king shit, mainroom sets

Skerik

26-Jun-08, 02:03pm

lol

scoobarr

26-Jun-08, 03:28pm

first, you must find the magical leopluradon

aerobiotic

26-Jun-08, 05:00pm

this is a joke right...???!!!?!!

cameronboggs

26-Jun-08, 05:01pm

Funkedub

26-Jun-08, 07:00pm

extra troll!!

(or extra stupid?)

jabbajaws

26-Jun-08, 07:09pm

heretik

26-Jun-08, 07:45pm

why are you guys being so mean, i come on here to get advice and all you can do is mock me. im being legit. i bet you're all nerds who can't get gigs anyway... seriously, i look at all your names and ive never heard of any of you guys. your all the same. bedroom DJ's. wannabes. the only difference is I have a life and i dont spend all my time on the internet batting off to the latest CDJ thats been released.

in this day and age i think producing good music helps you get your foot in the door.
sometimes a demo mix just doesnt cut it, every other man and his dog probably have the same mix/tunes.
and being persistent with promoters is a must as theyre usually pretty busy people.

BigJC

26-Jun-08, 11:39pm

Bro, don't be stressed. Some People in here are just chin strokers and wanna-be's.
Here's a link on an article I wrote a while back. A really good resource, click here (http://www.inthemix.com.au/membership/logout.php)

BAHAHA YOU FUCKER.. I clicked that link twice.. epic ownage..

southern_dan

27-Jun-08, 09:38am

funny shit boggs, if this isnt fake makes it so much fucking funnier.

quantum8

27-Jun-08, 09:43am

boggs needs to work on something that looks like this stomach:

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/stomach-suck-in.jpg

Dee Jay Mikey

27-Jun-08, 10:36am

why are you guys being so mean, i come on here to get advice and all you can do is mock me. im being legit. i bet you're all nerds who can't get gigs anyway... seriously, i look at all your names and ive never heard of any of you guys. your all the same. bedroom DJ's. wannabes. the only difference is I have a life and i dont spend all my time on the internet batting off to the latest CDJ thats been released.

I love batting off to the latest CDJ....

Its great for getting gigs bye the way :thumb:

elwood_dj

27-Jun-08, 11:21am

why are you guys being so mean, i come on here to get advice and all you can do is mock me. im being legit. i bet you're all nerds who can't get gigs anyway... seriously, i look at all your names and ive never heard of any of you guys. your all the same. bedroom DJ's. wannabes. the only difference is I have a life and i dont spend all my time on the internet batting off to the latest CDJ thats been released.

1. cuz we can
2. check sig/myspace for gigs/bookings
3. you have no idea
4. i do not masturbate to the latest CDJ releases, thats just weird :crazy: ha!
5. please shh now

:thumb:

post stupid threads, get stupid answers. you'll learn eventually.

FTorres

27-Jun-08, 11:32am

aerobiotic

27-Jun-08, 11:40am

Bro, don't be stressed. Some People in here are just chin strokers and wanna-be's.
Here's a link on an article I wrote a while back. A really good resource, click here (http://www.inthemix.com.au/membership/logout.php)

Clever

:thumb:!doog yllaer dnuos uoY
...sggig emos htiw pu uoy kooh lli dna knilomed a em dneS
...srewsna yllis teg noitseuq yllis a ksa, sggoB

silvaside

27-Jun-08, 12:34pm

i love these threads

CHOPPY_INDAHOUSE

27-Jun-08, 05:42pm

I WANT TO BE THIS GUY! Thats funny as wanna be djs (I am) but most of the people are in here know so much shit because they are club djs if this guy isnt a fake i wanna punch him.

phresh

27-Jun-08, 05:51pm

IM A DJ!!1111111

i dont remember how i got here. :(

no seriously though, theres a form on the pioneerelectronics.com.au website, fill that out and they send you giggs.

aerobiotic

27-Jun-08, 06:06pm

I WANT TO BE THIS GUY! Thats funny as wanna be djs (I am) but most of the people are in here know so much shit because they are club djs if this guy isnt a fake i wanna punch him.

fuck dude, I didnt understand one bit of that!!! Can you try again??? Actually, dont bother!

BigJC

27-Jun-08, 06:51pm

I WANT TO BE THIS GUY! Thats funny as wanna be djs (I am) but most of the people are in here know so much shit because they are club djs if this guy isnt a fake i wanna punch him.

ok ok.. you want to be him because you feel connected in the fact your both struggling dj's yet you want to punch yourself in the face.

sounds like you need to sleep.

jabbajaws

27-Jun-08, 11:32pm

Clever

:thumb:!doog yllaer dnuos uoY
...sggig emos htiw pu uoy kooh lli dna knilomed a em dneS
...srewsna yllis teg noitseuq yllis a ksa, sggoB

Dude, how long did it take you to type that?

djbricksta

27-Jun-08, 11:51pm

lol i hope this is fake

if its real, dude the whole fucking basics of deejaying are mixing the bpm's together, you want to play a huge gig like onelove or home and you cant beatmatch lol?

To get to those clubs you need to make connections, so go out and suck promoter and club managment dick

djbricksta

27-Jun-08, 11:53pm

my cousin just gave me his old decks. i practiced for a little bit and reckon im really good at DJing. i'm only having problems with matching BPMs or whatever you call them. i want to play in clubs. not shit clubs, but clubs like onelove and famous. how do i get giggs and how much will i get??

btw,
you have to play shit clubs to play good clubs, nobody gives a fuck about you now
How much you get depends on the club/bar/party
How can you possibly be good and not beatmatch? how can you think your good? :rainman:

cloudface

28-Jun-08, 01:34am

4. i do not masturbate to the latest CDJ releases, thats just weird :crazy: ha!

:bl: x5...is imagining a 400 with the USB2, crossover and keyboard search specs of a DNS1200 while you do your bit for preventing cancer (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm) okay?

/user plans on putting downstairs department pix on the jog wheel of his 400's :P

Question-Does this forum have regular trolls that sign up with multiple acounts for joke/time wating threads? Some trolls I've known (OTI and in person) can mutate and hide their posting style with skillz that betray their hidden sociopath natures (no joke-it's almost impressive how much effort I've seen some dudes put in)...who's the mod round here? Are IPs checked (even tho' you can get around that) or something?

Kid that started thread:
If you're a real dude and really wanna be a DJ then peep dis (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=how+to+DJ&search_type=&aq=f) and be like that dude in that DJing doco and give up women and wine for a year and then break out onto the scene, win the DMC and tell the first guys that interview you:

"To all those f-ckers on In The Mix that doubted me-HEAR ME NOW BITCHNIGGAZ!!"

Master Mischief

28-Jun-08, 03:30am

my cousin 'Tiesto' just gave me his old decks.

Fixed...:thumb:

jabbajaws

28-Jun-08, 11:18am

I think ppl have lost their sense of humor.

aerobiotic

29-Jun-08, 02:38pm

Dude, how long did it take you to type that?

not as long as it takes to count 129 letters+spaces+backspaces, Thats how many keys it took me to type that message..... so... it took a while... but not as long as it took me to count the sentences! Now i got a headache... Thanks!

jabbajaws

29-Jun-08, 07:28pm

DJ_TMC

30-Jun-08, 11:19pm

my cousin just gave me his old decks. i practiced for a little bit and reckon im really good at DJing. i'm only having problems with matching BPMs or whatever you call them. i want to play in clubs. not shit clubs, but clubs like onelove and famous. how do i get giggs and how much will i get??

Sorry man, if you only practice for a bit, SHIT clubs is what you are going to get...be in the night club industry for years and play for even longer, and then consider such clubs...:rainman:

aerobiotic

01-Jul-08, 07:41am

Cameron, I sent a recommendation to Future entertainment about getting you a gig but We haven't heard a demo from you yet, so unless you give us a demo your shit out of luck! But seeing though you haven't posted for a while, forget it anyway!

quantum8

01-Jul-08, 08:18am

i can't believe this has made it to page 2

BigJC

07-Jul-08, 10:13pm

my mum says im a shit dj.. mostly because she hates gabber but still its hurtful

donegal

08-Jul-08, 02:58pm

You can definitely get a gig at one love. The actually go out of their way to employ people who cant properly mix

SlicyDicer

08-Jul-08, 03:19pm

Like Mr oizo.

Pro Tool

08-Jul-08, 04:34pm

who's the mod round here? Are IPs checked (even tho' you can get around that) or something?
That'd be me. :zabiela: Without dweebs going the alias and posting legendary efforts like this - going by how well this thread's faring - what would all you guys do with your time? :lol:

BigJC

08-Jul-08, 05:35pm

That'd be me. :zabiela: Without dweebs going the alias and posting legendary efforts like this - going by how well this thread's faring - what would all you guys do with your time? :lol:

masturbate over the latest cdj released.. ;D

teddyg

08-Jul-08, 05:50pm

I want a gig. I dont have a demo but can Dj. I have well developed Beatmatching skills and superior Track selection skills. I work well as an individual and also in a team environment. I enjoy working with people and always go the extra mile to understand my clientele's needs. I am a good listener and always try find a solution to a problem rather then acknowledging it and passing it on to higher Dj's. I am passionate and commited to the industry will be an asset to your future. please can I have a gig, anyone? I look forward to hearing from you.
Teddyg

beakers

08-Jul-08, 05:52pm

BigJC

08-Jul-08, 06:18pm

no

way harsh.

cloudface

08-Jul-08, 06:46pm

Pro Tool your av is being erotic to me...

locky

08-Jul-08, 06:51pm

How do you get giggs?? You'd have to make a transfer application through Manchester United. You dimwit.

Pro Tool

08-Jul-08, 07:10pm

Pro Tool your av is being erotic to me...
Close your eyes and think of England.

bengalaas

08-Jul-08, 07:21pm

How do you get giggs?? You'd have to make a transfer application through Manchester United. You dimwit.

one fat LOL

beakers

08-Jul-08, 09:08pm

Close your eyes and think of England.

haha I just spat beer on my lappie!

djaudiophile

08-Jul-08, 11:06pm

lol thread

cloudface

08-Jul-08, 11:26pm

Close your eyes and think of England.

http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/images/graphics/Lynndie/england2.jpg

:drool: Lyndie you can point at my junk any day.....

...I'd like if IRL were more like OTI and we could just point at n00b's junk when they're too caburary...point at their junk and say nothing just point and ignore till they walk away all Charlie Brown sullen.....gigglegasm