Where and what music will make me a DJ?

[beatsta]

What music should I get to be a dj and where can i get it from?

I really wan't to get the ladies dancing.

Also how then do I get a dj show so that I can get the ladies home with me for private party?

Could you please make me a sticky of how to become a dj with all the questions that get asked all the time on these most important skills.

[Cazes]

Well you made me have a good laugh at your fail

Thanks

to answer your question CDJ1000 + DJM800 + HD25 + Latest MOS CD = makes you pro enough for sexy private parties

[Bracko]

not funny.

quazi n00bs just don't know how to troll :slap:

[beatsta]

no it's not funny.

I need to know what music to get to make my super awesome demo cd to give to the people at nightclubs so I can get super awesome sexy times with the ladies at my home for private parties.

I just bought some turntables and some speakers that say truth on them and a umm mixer that says ecler on it and then I connect it all to NAD amplifier and I can make lots of noise.

yes HD25 headphone I do have with velour ear warmers on the speakers.

[seth111]

beatsta is sorry bracko cause he hasn't been trolling since 2002 lol

[maaaa]

thread

zzzz:boring:

[J0rdz]

fail thread imo.

[macc4]

DJ equipment may consist of:
Sound recordings in a DJ's preferred medium (e.g., vinyl records, Compact Discs, computer media files, etc.);
A combination of two devices (or sometimes one, if playback is digital) to play sound recordings, for alternating back and forth to create a continuous playback of music (e.g., record players, Compact Disc players, computer media players such as an MP3 player, etc.);
A sound system for amplification or broadcasting of the recordings (e.g., portable audio system, PA system) or a radio broadcasting system;
A DJ mixer, which is an electronic (usually 2- or 4-channel) audio mixer with a crossfader used to smoothly go from one song to another, using two or more playback devices;
Headphones, used to listen to one recording while the other recording is being played to the audience; and
Optionally, a microphone, so that the DJ can introduce songs and speak to the audience.
Other equipment could or can be added to the basic DJ setup (above), providing unique sound manipulations. Such devices include, but are not limited to:
Electronic effects units (delay, reverb, octave, equalizer, chorus, etc.). Some club DJs use a sub-harmonic synthesizer effect which either doubles low frequencies with energy added an octave lower or synthesizes harmonics such that the impression of a very low bass sound is added to the mix.
A computerised performance system, which can be used with vinyl emulation software to manipulate digital files on the computer in real time.
Multi-stylus headshells, which allow a DJ to play different grooves of the same record at the same time.
Special DJ digital controller hardware can manipulate digital files on a PC or laptop;
Samplers, sequencers, electronic musical keyboards (synthesizers), or drum machines.
Several techniques are used by DJs as a means to better mix and blend recorded music. These techniques primarily include the cuing, equalization, and audio mixing of two or more sound sources. The complexity and frequency of special techniques depends largely on the setting in which a DJ is working. Radio DJs are less likely to focus on music-mixing procedures than club DJs, who rely on a smooth transition between songs using a range of techniques.
Club DJ turntable techniques include beatmatching, phrasing, and slip-cueing to preserve energy on a dancefloor. Turntablism embodies the art of cutting, beat juggling, scratching, needle drops, phase shifting, back spinning, and more to perform the transitions and overdubs of samples in a more creative manner (although turntablism is often considered a use of the turntable as a musical instrument rather than a tool for blending recorded music). Professional DJs may use harmonic mixing to choose songs that are in compatible musical keys.

[littlebrains69]

Multi-stylus headshells, which allow a DJ to play different grooves of the same record at the same time.


First I've ever heard of these. Can someone explain how they work and how it wouldn't sound like shit?

[beatsta]

wow,


that is a lot of information for a noob to take in..

Am glad I am not a noob.

lol.

some grammer in your post would have helped


I am on holiday from djing in clubs for as long as I played in them...

[beatsta]

First I've ever heard of these. Can someone explain how they work and how it wouldn't sound like shit?


think about it...


a stylus is a diamond that only rides one groove

[slackas]

/thread

[macc4]

fucks me, i just copy pasted it from wikipedia

[maaaa]

and therein lies the problem.

[pEAkeR_hAT]

You guys don't know anything.

Its all about jesus arms

jeeez

[seanious]

Dont forget cock sucking, lots of cock sucking.

Anyone got a menthol?

[Spitchen]

epic fail thread

comedy class, down the hallway, 2nd door on the left

[twistedbydesign]

set times dogs and which this will make this do this to this while shes doing this

like that over there

[Zodiac]

Comedy (from the Greek κωμωδία,komodia) as a popular meaning, is any humorous discourse generally intended to amuse, especially in television, film, and stand-up comedy. This must be carefully distinguished from its academic definition, namely the comic theatre, whose Western origins are found in Ancient Greece. In the Athenian democracy, the public opinion of voters was remarkably influenced by the political satire performed by the comic poets at the theaters.[1]

The theatrical genre can be simply described as a dramatic performance which pits two societies against each other in an amusing agon or conflict. Northrop Frye famously depicted these two opposing sides as a "Society of Youth" and a "Society of the Old,"[2] but this dichotomy is seldom described as an entirely satisfactory explanation.

A later view characterizes the essential agon of comedy as a struggle between a relatively powerless youth and the societal conventions that pose obstacles to his hopes; in this sense, the youth is understood to be constrained by his lack of social authority, and is left with little choice but to take recourse to ruses which engender very dramatic irony which provokes laughter.[3]

Much comedy contains variations on the elements of surprise, incongruity, conflict, repetitiveness, and the effect of opposite expectations, but there are many recognized genres of comedy. Satire and political satire use ironic comedy to portray persons or social institutions as ridiculous or corrupt, thus alienating their audience from the object of humor. Satire is a type of comedy.

Parody borrows the form of some popular genre, artwork, or text but uses certain ironic changes to critique that form from within (though not necessarily in a condemning way). Screwball comedy derives its humor largely from bizarre, surprising (and improbable) situations or characters. Black comedy is defined by dark humor that makes light of so called dark or evil elements in human nature. Similarly scatological humor, sexual humor, and race humor create comedy by violating social conventions or taboos in comedic ways.

A comedy of manners typically takes as its subject a particular part of society (usually upper class society) and uses humor to parody or satirize the behavior and mannerisms of its members. Romantic comedy is a popular genre that depicts burgeoning romance in humorous terms, and focuses on the foibles of those who are falling in love.

[Vlammen]

some grammer in your post would have helped

And correct spelling might help yours :slap: :crazy:

[twistedbydesign]

more wiki

[macc4]

A wiki invites all users to edit any page or to create new pages within the wiki Web site, using only a plain-vanilla Web browser without any extra add-ons.
Wiki promotes meaningful topic associations between different pages by making page link creation almost intuitively easy and showing whether an intended target page exists or not.
A wiki is not a carefully crafted site for casual visitors. Instead, it seeks to involve the visitor in an ongoing process of creation and collaboration that constantly changes the Web site landscape.

A wiki enables documents to be written collaboratively, in a simple markup language using a Web browser. A single page in a wiki website is referred to as a "wiki page", while the entire collection of pages, which are usually well interconnected by hyperlinks, is "the wiki". A wiki is essentially a database for creating, browsing, and searching through information.
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The reason for taking this approach is that HTML, with its many cryptic tags, is not very legible, making it hard to edit. Wikis therefore favour plain text editing, with fewer and simpler conventions than HTML, for indicating style and structure.

[WADZA]

wiki wiki wiki wack! that makes you a dj.

[seanious]

Fellatio, also called fellation,[1] is oral sex performed upon the penis. It may be performed to induce orgasm and ejaculation of semen, or it can be used as foreplay prior to vaginal or anal forms of intercourse.

Fellatio is commonly referred to as a blow job.[2] Fellatio is also sometimes referred to as "giving head", although this term can also apply to cunnilingus. An alternative method of oral sex performed on men is irrumatio.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fellatio <- Check out the image

[manuka]

here you go :thumb:

http://i21.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/32/f1/3c79_1.JPG

[Mozzom]

^I fail to see the mos?

[quantum8]

they couldn't afford mos

[macc4]

mos is awesome live

[Strech]

Mos is a municipality in Galicia, Spain in the province of Pontevedra and next to Vigo.

The Louro River floods through Mos from North to South, making the municipality a valley region.

It lacks an urban nucleus and its inhabitants live all across the municipality without apparent order. Familiar farms and vineyards are very common.

[Funkedub]

^I fail to see the mos?


that's because it's too underground

[pEAkeR_hAT]

LDN elektricity are playing at MOS this year BOH !

[manuka]

^I fail to see the mos?

you just gotta live it

:hooray:

[pfalzon]

These Forums suck even more now.

[macc4]

I just checked MOS's myspace, and it seems they have an opening in june

[fusiongirl]

What music should I get to be a dj and where can i get it from?

I really wan't to get the ladies dancing.

Also how then do I get a dj show so that I can get the ladies home with me for private party?

Could you please make me a sticky of how to become a dj with all the questions that get asked all the time on these most important skills.

hi,
i am a lady and if you want to get the ladies dancing take some advice from me.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE hard electro, the really dirty gritty sounding stuff, Don Diablo is a fav DJ of mine (heard him at stereosonic) also lots of chicks will like mashups.

[BMoney]

Fatboy Slims recent fails were better than this thread.

-3 star thread.