Oh! Your a DJ....

[DSILVR]

Yeah, everyones a DJ...
Hey do you DJ? Oh! Your a DJ....
DJ, DJ, DJ.... Who DJ's?
Lets all DJ...
I'm a DJ.

DJ!

[headhunta]

fail

[plan-b]

Yeah, everyone's a DJ...
Hey do you DJ? Oh! You're a DJ....
DJ, DJ, DJ.... Who DJs?
Lets all DJ...
I'm a DJ.

DJ!

Fixt

[slackas]

If everyone is a dj, i wont be able to get into the club for free just caz im wearing headphones :(

Bananaboat nah nana nah nah

[plan-b]

If everyone is a dj, i wont be able to get into the club for free just caz im wearing headphones :(

Bananaboat nah nana nah nah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTXyXuqfBLA

[DSILVR]

fail

37 posts.... = little relevance :slap:

Moving on...

Your a DJ?
Who DJ's?

[Peakin Pecan]

I enjoy jockeying discs, yhes

[slackas]

Yea I'm a DJ, what makes me a DJ? I don't know?

When does one realize he is a dj?

Is it when he finally realize there actually is no turntable?

Wait im thinking about the matrix, and im high, and at work... how the F*ck did i get here?

[seanious]

Benii beat me to it.

[plan-b]

This thread's starting to get lame... I'm outta here...

[Dr Bones]

Wait im thinking about the matrix, and im high, and at work... how the F*ck did i get here?

it's just a glitch in the matrix. we'll have everything back online and running smoothly shortly. thank your for your patience, and remember, to us, you're all just fields to be harvested.

[DSILVR]

This thread's starting to get lame... I'm outta here...

It became lame the moment I pushed "New Thread"
:lol:

[slackas]

This thread's starting to get lame... I'm outta here...

Cipher.. THE CIPHER?? Sh*t no way... no way shit.....

EVERYONE MUST look for computerboy.mov, its a parody done of the matrix by some aussie guys... very funny...

[seanious]

This thread's starting to get lame... I'm outta here...

Only one way to make it unlame.....

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

[slackas]

How does one fap to a thread.... that doesnt contain pictures...? Its a skill i have not yet mastered.

[seanious]

How does one fap to a thread.... that doesnt contain pictures...? Its a skill i have not yet mastered.

just pretend its a lifestyle thread

[headhunta]

It became lame the moment I pushed "New Thread"
:lol:

hence i said fail and just because i dont post doesnt mean i dont read fool:ninja:

[slackas]

hence i said fail and just because i dont post doesnt mean i dont read fool:ninja:

sorry *expletive racist, derogitory, demeaning and insulting term*, every thing i have ever read of yours is full of fail, :emo:

edit: fixed.... jks

[headhunta]

sorry mate, every thing i have ever read of yours is full of fail, :emo:
not your mate either :P

[Hdb2]

Now now guys...The only way to fix this is a DJ battle. Both of you get 10 minutes and you must upload a video to prove its you guys actually DJing.

Applications for judges?

[slackas]

Now now guys...The only way to fix this is a DJ battle. Both of you get 10 minutes and you must upload a video to prove its you guys actually DJing.

Applications for judges?

Wrong thread, and i only dj naked.

[DSILVR]

hence i said fail and just because i dont post doesnt mean i dont read fool:ninja:

I've read countless text books... doesn't make me know it all

Shutttttt uppppppppppppppp


Moving on, fucking DJ battle for sure!

[slackas]

Can i be naked, i'll cover my junk with a lettuce leaf i promise.

You in brissy headhunta?

[Dr Bones]

I've read countless text books... doesn't make me know it all

it ought to..

[headhunta]

i dj naked to :D well part there of

no i dont live in brissy i live on the gc, altho i pre warn i dont tan often so bring sunnies

[slackas]

i dj naked to :D well part there of

no i dont live in brissy i live on the gc, altho i pre warn i dont tan often so bring sunnies

Hahahaha i live on the gold coast too, keen to "battle" anytime

Which "hard event" are you playing at on the goldy?

Didn't know people knew what hard was since biscuit bar....

[headhunta]

Hahahaha i live on the gold coast too, keen to "battle" anytime

Which "hard event" are you playing at on the goldy?

Didn't know people knew what hard was since biscuit bar....


lol people on gc have no clue anyway buy meh tis a tourist spot so i head to brissy for my ventures.

And my first gig is at "PHD" in brissy :drool:

[quantum8]

This thread's starting to get lame... I'm outta here...

starting?

[mashedman]

really another one of these

[CircusMidget]

Yeah, everyones a DJ...
Hey do you DJ? Oh! Your a DJ....
DJ, DJ, DJ.... Who DJ's?
Lets all DJ...
I'm a DJ.

DJ!

sounds like your head is up your arse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dnOeQO6pUg

[The Silver Fox]

Yeah, everyones a DJ...
Hey do you DJ? Oh! Your a DJ....
DJ, DJ, DJ.... Who DJ's?
Lets all DJ...
I'm a DJ.

DJ!


where is the rest of the song?

[DSILVR]

sounds like your head is up your arse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dnOeQO6pUg

You have midget in your name

Enough said.... :lol:

[ezywarp]

it ought to..

so you would think Jools..

[twistedbydesign]

tape the bpm meter and watch the seagulls fall

[Spitchen]

really another one of these

That's what i was thinking. The thread says more about the poster than anything else. Sad really.

[Dr Bones]

so you would think Jools..

i'll read you!

[slackas]

lol people on gc have no clue anyway buy meh tis a tourist spot so i head to brissy for my ventures.

And my first gig is at "PHD" in brissy :drool:

Aaaahhh nice one, good luck :)

Would love to see hectik in an all hardstyle set, but im in cairns this weekend!

[quantum8]

tape the bpm meter and watch the seagulls fall

telling them the wrong bpm is fun :-D

[mcdoofus]

37 posts.... = little relevance :slap:

I'm such a big fan of your post count :love: All of us are really impressed.

This thread fucking SUCKS

[pEAkeR_hAT]

How can people rely on a BPM meter, i swear it takes a max of 5 seconds to get even tracks that are out by 6-8 bpm to be pretty closely lined up.

All about dropping tracks live, riding the pitch, one ear on monitor trying to EQ and fade at once ............BOH!!

[mashedman]

^wow teach me please master of the decks :love:

[Tha Gooch]

thread = epic failure

[ezywarp]

lol

[jarrardscott]

How can people rely on a BPM meter, i swear it takes a max of 5 seconds to get even tracks that are out by 6-8 bpm to be pretty closely lined up.

All about dropping tracks live, riding the pitch, one ear on monitor trying to EQ and fade at once ............BOH!!

i think its more about knowing how to mix without the bpm counter.

but using it because its there and you're retarded if you dont.

its like having a bridge over a river.
you know how to swim across the river, but the bridge is there so may as well use it.

imo, djing is more than just beatmatching.

dont get me wrong, i started off on vinyl with no bpm counters.
but its more than just beatmatching.

[bkp_]

its like having a bridge over a river.
you know how to swim across the river, but the bridge is there so may as well use it.

Jrod I know I have taken the piss before but I'll pay that..

That is such a perfect way to put it..

No one cares how good you can beatmatch.. concentrate on good tunes..

[seanious]

I find BPM counters distracting, you can't beat your ears.

[DSILVR]

thread = epic failure

Your a bit late...

[seanious]

Threads like this really need to be closed by mods

[SlicyDicer]

I sometimes DJ and sometime I don't. Yep.

[bkp_]

I find BPM counters distracting, you can't beat your ears.

If your ears work so well why do you spend so much time looking at BPM counters?

[seanious]

If your ears work so well why do you spend so much time looking at BPM counters?
What I should of said was "When I was first starting out I found BPM counters distracting" i trained myself out of it a long time ago, however.

Edit: MOTHER FUCKER TWO PAGES

[Spitchen]

Your a bit late...


Better to be late than lame.

[bkp_]

this thread is the pinnacle of lame..

it is so lame it is almost good... almost.. but still just massively lame..

and not in a good way.. a lame way..

[Pro Tool]

Threads like this really need to be closed by mods
Why? The chestbeating pubescent 18 year old set is making it all so worthwhile.

And for someone who hates this thread so much you're doing a great job of keeping it relevant.

Carry on boys.

[macc4]

ITM's top 10 frustrated dj's according to a recent online search of this thread

slackas 9
seanious 6
DSILVR 6
headhunta 5
plan-b 3
Dr Bones 3
bkp_ 3
Spitchen 2
mashedman 2
quantum8 2
ezywarp 2

[bkp_]

you can't stop the lame

[Spitchen]

ITM's top 10 frustrated dj's according to a recent online search of this thread

slackas 9
seanious 6
DSILVR 6
headhunta 5
plan-b 3
Dr Bones 3
bkp_ 3
Spitchen 2
mashedman 2
quantum8 2
ezywarp 2


oh the irony

[slackas]

.....so very frustrated

[seanious]

I should probably just go kill myself

[DSILVR]

Why? The chestbeating pubescent 18 year old set is making it all so worthwhile.

And for someone who hates this thread so much you're doing a great job of keeping it relevant.

Carry on boys.


Hahahahahahahaha couldn't agree more.
The fact that this thread has gone over into two pages makes me laugh. :lol:

[DSILVR]

ITM's top 10 frustrated dj's according to a recent online search of this thread

slackas 9
seanious 6
DSILVR 6
headhunta 5
plan-b 3
Dr Bones 3
bkp_ 3
Spitchen 2
mashedman 2
quantum8 2
ezywarp 2

I don't even DJ :lol:

[LP15]

Yea I'm a DJ, what makes me a DJ? I don't know?

When does one realize he is a dj?

Is it when he finally realize there actually is no turntable?

Wait im thinking about the matrix, and im high, and at work... how the F*ck did i get here?


gold! :lol: