I'm intending to become as famous as tiesto

[dirty crunt]

i am assuming this is what i need. i can practice everywhere.

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/2999/pacemakertoniumsmall.jpg
http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/03/toniums-60gb-pacemaker-pocket-dj-now-on-sale-in-us/


and if anyone bags me out, i know you're just jealous of my ambitiousness

[dirty crunt]

does tiesto have more than 60gb of music :stroke:

[bonzipo]

old news

[Gruso]

Posting in 14th Pacemaker thread.

I'd want one if they were cheaper. They're supposedly fine for jamming and house parties, but you wouldn't plug one in at a club.

[dirty crunt]

They're supposedly fine for jamming and house parties, but you wouldn't plug one in at a club.
sounds like all of tiesto's music

[Dr Bones]

good luck with you dreams mate, but you might want to contemplate changing your dj name if you wanna get gigs. every heard of aussie punk band the porkers? they used to be called the poor cunts, but no one would give them gigs on account of the fact that they didn't want to print flyers with the phrase "THE POOR CUNTS" on them.

[DJ_LG]

good luck with you dreams mate, but you might want to contemplate changing your dj name if you wanna get gigs. every heard of aussie punk band the porkers? they used to be called the poor ****s, but no one would give them gigs on account of the fact that they didn't want to print flyers with the phrase "THE POOR ****S" on them.
And get a 19 year old girlfriend when you are 40

[ezywarp]

nobody likes nobody likes nobody likes a bogan

[dirty crunt]

good luck with you dreams mate, but you might want to contemplate changing your dj name if you wanna get gigs. every heard of aussie punk band the porkers? they used to be called the poor ****s, but no one would give them gigs on account of the fact that they didn't want to print flyers with the phrase "THE POOR ****S" on them. khunt

[dirty crunt]

And get a 19 year old girlfriend when you are 40
i'm 36, so working on your maths i should aim for a 15yo?

[dirty crunt]

nobody likes nobody likes nobody likes a bogan
i'm more borgousie than bogan thank you

[ezywarp]

my mistake

[DJ_LG]

i'm 36, so working on your maths i should aim for a 15yo?
yes:lol: :lol:

[dirty crunt]

hmmmm i'll have to make a fake 18 plus card so i can get her into my gigs

[Gruso]

i'm more borgousie than bogan thank you
It's bourgeois you fucking bogan.

[quantum8]

old news

but they're *60gig* now

i bet someone still tries to come up to the decks to scratch for that KFC ad moment

[dirty crunt]

It's bourgeois you fucking bogan.
i only love you for your intrusive ads

[dirty crunt]

but they're *60gig* now

i bet someone still tries to come up to the decks to scratch for that KFC ad moment
that was me in the ad, are you taking the piss khunt. apparently it's decided i a bogan, and i will fucking bash you.

[manuka]

you must be bored

i'm at work :( entertain me and i'll be your friend/groupie ;)

[WADZA]

wicked scratching in the kfc ad dude.

can you teach me to scratch liek that while holding a kfc burger?

[SubbyBoy]

erm..boys..the equation always has been...

age of girl < (your age/2) + 7

[manuka]

^^ that's from the napoleon days when all the young men died in war and he wanted to build up the population of france again... it was a legal option but other options weren't frowned upon either.

[Dr Bones]

khunt

now i'm sad.

[dirty crunt]

wicked scratching in the kfc ad dude.

can you teach me to scratch liek that while holding a kfc burger?
i'll teach you to hold two burgers, and scratch with your dick. yes, i am that 1337, you guys have no idea. tiesto played at the olympics, i'm gonna play at the mustang bar, you can obviously see the comparison of awesomenss. tiesto would never play the mustang bar

[ezywarp]

yes you're right

[Zodiac]

I'd want one if they were cheaper. They're supposedly fine for jamming and house parties, but you wouldn't plug one in at a club.

One of the DJ's that played the BDO afterparty at Oxford Art Factory was using one, I thought it was a bit strange that you would actually use it for a gig but I guess thats what they are designed for. Can't remember the name of the DJ.

[pEAkeR_hAT]

hahaha, do people actually use those things? why don't u just bring in your ipod and fade in / fade out hahaha

[seanious]

hahaha, do people actually use those things? why don't u just bring in your ipod and fade in / fade out hahaha

Because iPods don't have flanger

[Evil Genius]

btw, i have flanger ;)

[LifeOnMTV]

erm..boys..the equation always has been...

age of girl < (your age/2) + 7

i have to wait till im 23 to start dating over 18s.... huh...

i like older chicks tho, hence i propose a new formula

age of girl > 1.5 x (your age); win

OP, someone actually used it at a gig at oaf?
that's uhm, lazy, very lazy. unless it was unexpected he was playing?

[Evil Genius]

36 x 1.5 = 54

i really fucking hate your maths. joan rivers says vaginas of older women fall, DO NOT WANT

[LifeOnMTV]

36 x 1.5 = 54

i really fucking hate your maths. joan rivers says vaginas of older women fall, DO NOT WANT

lol

the day my age renders a result like yours, i will proceed to change the formula,

[beatfreakn]

wicked scratching in the kfc ad dude.

can you teach me to scratch liek that while holding a kfc burger?


bahaha. Everytime i see that ad it kills me a little inside and i become more cynical.

Ps. I am pretty sure some of the Swedish House Mafia guys have jammed on them at a gig or two.

[Dr Bones]

Ps. I am pretty sure some of the Swedish House Mafia guys have jammed on them at a gig or two.

am i the only one who thinks the term "house mafia" is oxymoronic?