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Wet Gurl
19-Dec-02, 02:08pm
Hey guys Im new to ITm and have a pretty personal question to ask.
Recently I met this guy, hes really cute and I like hgim alot. After a few weeks I decided I was ready for sex with him. Up until this I was a virgin and had never had sex before. :blush: :blush: Anyhooooo now that we are having sex I really like it, but sometimes I find it hurts a little. Im not shure if its becuase there is something wrong with me or if its because he is too big. He says he has a big one but because Im not experienced I dont know if its true. Im too scared to go to a doctor. His is about 14cm. Is that big? :blush: :blush: If not then what is big?
Ok I cant believe i just asked that but it is the internet I suppose.
redambition
19-Dec-02, 02:09pm
um?
errrrrrrrrrr
ok.
*smiles, nods and backs away slowly*
someones got too much time on their hands.......
14cm when erect is about average
Classy Chick
19-Dec-02, 02:11pm
Originally posted by redambition
um?
errrrrrrrrrr
ok.
*smiles, nods and backs away slowly*
I was thinking the same but just didnt know how to put it in words. :lol:
oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! u're weird :-0
u dont have a friend to ask??????
JulesPLees
19-Dec-02, 02:12pm
hmm wetgurl......ur first ever post is pretty groundbreaking.
bella boo
19-Dec-02, 02:13pm
:p
did you pull out the measuring tape and measure him? :)
btw 14 cm is quite average
El Scorcho
19-Dec-02, 02:14pm
I think you should ask Sir Pimpsalot ;)
PS: Happy Lossofvirginityday, and many happy returns! Hope it was right for ya!
Wet Cardboard
19-Dec-02, 02:15pm
I'm almost positive that this is the work of a bored ITMer.
That said, if you're really looking for answers, 14cm is far from big.
go out and have sex with as many guys as possible, you'll get used to it faster and it won't hurt anymore..
kthx bye!
give the girl a break. she just wanted an anonymous forum to ask a question. she's prolly underage or something and didn't want to ask around with ppl she knows, so give her a break.
in answer to ur q, 14 (roughly 5.5") is just on average for australia. not big, not small - but quite _average_. statistics tell us that generally most guys are around 5" - 7". take a photo for posterity would be over 9"(22cm).
Wet Gurl
19-Dec-02, 02:18pm
X( X( X( X( X( to all those who were mean. cant i ask a soimple question?
thankyou to everyone else. So 14cm is quite average? What is big then?
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
X( X( X( X( X( to all those who were mean. cant i ask a soimple question?
thankyou to everyone else. So 14cm is quite average? What is big then?
rocco is big
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
X( X( X( X( X( to all those who were mean. cant i ask a soimple question?
thankyou to everyone else. So 14cm is quite average? What is big then?
unless you're of african descent, over 9"
'It probably still hurts sometimes because you just started having sex, after a while the pain should slowly go away. If pain persists, please see your doctor.'
That's what Dr. Feelgood would say.
djbobbit
19-Dec-02, 02:21pm
Hmm, is it just me or is 'Wet Gurl' a name you might not normally associate with an apparently sexually inhibited young female...?
Sir Pimpsalot
19-Dec-02, 02:23pm
'approximately' 14cm, huh? how exactly did you measure this dude to the nearest centimetre? maybe you are the dude.
14 while limp is quite impressive.
hhmmmm precisley. Havent seen Naoki for a while
NAAAOOOKKKIIIII
14 centimetres only?? bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
SpaceMonkey
19-Dec-02, 02:30pm
PM me your address and me and the boys will bring you round some samples for comparison.
Originally posted by larz
rocco is big
Rocco's the man!
Wet Gurl
19-Dec-02, 02:32pm
thankyou calis. And to sirpimpsaolt I dont understand what you mean?? how did i measure him? he told me he had measured himself! :mad: :mad:
Wet Gurl is a private joke between my firends.:p :p
the old he measured himself trick!!!! as u do!!!!! u know every morning i religiously pose for the mirror and measure my tits in the hope they have grown throughout the nite!!!!!!!!!
(it really works)
phoneyhuh
19-Dec-02, 02:39pm
Go to your local cock shop and get yourself a dildo thats slighly bigger than 14 cm and Loosen yourself up!
Practice makes perfect!
easy.
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
how did i measure him? he told me he had measured himself! :mad: :mad:
ahah, soooo, not meaning to be completely mean ..but he prolly is undersized and inflated his figures (pun intended) to what is _just_ on average to achieve a modicum of respectability.
i would take a guess that you're both quite young, and its simply because he doesn't know what he's doing that you're experiencing discomfort. go find another guy :P
SpaceMonkey
19-Dec-02, 02:44pm
Go talk to Kevmeister, sure he'll be keen to oblige...
(actually wetgurl probably IS Kevmeister)
phunkyp
19-Dec-02, 02:44pm
rocco is big but ron jeremy is bigger :p
wet gurl, it definitely gets easier/bettter with time ;)
phoneyhuh
19-Dec-02, 02:45pm
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
he told me he had measured himself!
In that case he's prolly only 12cm :)
Wet Gurl
19-Dec-02, 02:45pm
X( :mad: X( :mad: X( :mad:
Fuck some people are rude. why would i do that phoneyhuh? i just said that it was already painful enuff!!
Im not that young, i turn 18 tomorrow!!:blush: why would he lie about this? he is 17 also. will he get bigger as he gets older?
hrpremier
19-Dec-02, 02:45pm
14 cm is big, thats if you have folded it 3 times.
Wet Gurl
19-Dec-02, 02:48pm
Who is this rocco and ron jermy? are they itmrs too? How do you know they are big? :p :p
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
why would he lie about this? he is 17 also.
i wonder why a young guy would attempt to cover up penile inadequacies.
just enjoy the relationship, the sex, and you'll be able to laugh about it all in a couple of years.
Who is this rocco and ron jermy? are they itmrs too? How do you know they are big?
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHEHAHEHAHEHHAHEHAHEH AHHEHAHEHAHHEAHHEHAHEHAHHWAHEAHWEAHEHAHEHAH
omg i cant stop laughing... get a clue will ya[
hrpremier
19-Dec-02, 02:54pm
im thinkin wet gurl has a large piece of rope and taken ppl for a ride.
space_kitty
19-Dec-02, 02:54pm
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
Who is this rocco and ron jermy? are they itmrs too? How do you know they are big? :p :p
:lol: sorry, i couldn't help myself
i think that this point it would be appropriate to mention dirk diggler =)
MC Sqaured
19-Dec-02, 02:56pm
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
X( :mad: X( :mad: X( :mad:
Im not that young, i turn 18 tomorrow!!:blush: why would he lie about this? he is 17 also. will he get bigger as he gets older?
Your a fake........ im sure an 18 yr old girl would be able to work out the answers to these questions by herself
"does it get bigger as he gets older "
haha didnt u ever go to sex ed
FAKE
Sir Pimpsalot
19-Dec-02, 02:56pm
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
will he get bigger as he gets older?
depends if he uses the long john silver patented mustang penis pump (http://www.penis-developers.com/).
it should increase the length of your man's puny member by up to 30%, which means he may attain a growth of 3.6cm, in other words a total length of 15.6cm.
http://www.penis-developers.com/powerstretchlogo.jpg
Griggle
19-Dec-02, 02:57pm
:lol: :lol: :lol: This is gold! :lol: :lol: :lol:
greg, did you post that to the wrong thread ?
JulesPLees
19-Dec-02, 03:00pm
A few Girl-friends I have spoken to tell me its all about the 'girth'!
So perhaps he may have a super thick cock...whats the diameter?
(use a compass - in the eye)
Wet Gurl
19-Dec-02, 03:03pm
Im a fake? Im a fake what exactly? mc sqaured if you are so smart then how come you cant spell squared huh einstein?:p so what if i wasnt having sex all through highschool. not all of us are sluts you know. :mad: :mad:
phoneyhuh
19-Dec-02, 03:03pm
I am Ron Jeremy.
how do they know im big? I guess theyve seen my movies....
Griggle
19-Dec-02, 03:05pm
Nope. I wish I could remember the address of that stupid site, with the flash animation that guessed your dick size by your feet, hand and nose measurements. Some condom companies site.
It might help here. :lol:
hrpremier
19-Dec-02, 03:06pm
Wet Gurl is really a boy who just recieved his first anal beef injection.
InsaneAsylum
19-Dec-02, 03:07pm
hahaah what the fuck?? 14cm hahahahahah
phoneyhuh
19-Dec-02, 03:07pm
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
not all of us are sluts you know.
damn...
phunkyp
19-Dec-02, 03:10pm
an ex girly told me that girth is where its at!! thats lucky, cause I've got a whopper!! :lol:
So a girl that had sex in HS is a slut is that right WET??????
Wet Gurl
19-Dec-02, 03:11pm
oh hrpremier your soooo tuff picking on a girl. isnt that what immature guys do when they like a girl? they pick on them because they like them and they dont know how to talk to them. :| :| its easy to gang up on someone isnt it? ;D
hrpremier
19-Dec-02, 03:14pm
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
oh hrpremier your soooo tuff picking on a girl. isnt that what immature guys do when they like a girl? they pick on them because they like them and they dont know how to talk to them. :| :| its easy to gang up on someone isnt it? ;D
who is this really??? cause i know it aint no 17 yr old prancy girl.
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
Who is this rocco and ron jermy? are they itmrs too? How do you know they are big? :p :p
It's only a matter of time before someone uses this as their signature. Quote of the Year!
JulesPLees
19-Dec-02, 03:15pm
isnt it funny that on a dance music site a thread about dance music may get maybe 10-15 replies in a coupla days, whereas a thread about dick size will have 60 odd replies in half an hour.
I think we can all learn something from that
phoneyhuh
19-Dec-02, 03:15pm
pffftt... dont flatter yourself.
You ever heared the saying "No pain, no gain" ? Think about it!
phunkyp
19-Dec-02, 03:18pm
lol at jules!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
i'm so sorry but this is the funniest thread i have seen in ages
SpaceMonkey
19-Dec-02, 03:19pm
Originally posted by sofu
It's only a matter of time before someone uses this as their signature. Quote of the Year!
I'll take that thank you!
champion material monkey 8-)
Hey monkey if you want my manly seafood gift voucher its all yours buddy!!!!
Go buy yourself a fish for xmas
SpaceMonkey
19-Dec-02, 03:25pm
Originally posted by Sadza
Hey monkey if you want my manly seafood gift voucher its all yours buddy!!!!
Go buy yourself a fish for xmas
Alright, free fish!!!! ;D ;D ;D :p :p :P :P
El Scorcho
19-Dec-02, 03:25pm
Has a virgin ITMer ever had such an impact? You go, Wet Gurl...!!! :D Kick ass!!! :lol:
hmmm bored 15yr old boys. :meh:
Wet Gurl
19-Dec-02, 03:31pm
X( X( X(
so what! i dont know who rocco and ron jeremy are! why are you guys so fond of there penises? maybe you guys like boys? :P It would make sence. you have all been so nasty to me, an inexperienced member of this site who was just trying to get some helpful information! :mad: :mad: I will no longer reply to this thread!
OneToughSOB
19-Dec-02, 03:36pm
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
Hey guys Im new to ITm and have a pretty personal question to ask.
Recently I met this guy, hes really cute and I like hgim alot. After a few weeks I decided I was ready for sex with him. Up until this I was a virgin and had never had sex before. :blush: :blush: Anyhooooo now that we are having sex I really like it, but sometimes I find it hurts a little. Im not shure if its becuase there is something wrong with me or if its because he is too big. He says he has a big one but because Im not experienced I dont know if its true. Im too scared to go to a doctor. His is about 14cm. Is that big? :blush: :blush: If not then what is big?
Ok I cant believe i just asked that but it is the internet I suppose.
U go girl, what a great post :P
Cant comment on the size but if ure lonely i can help lol
:lol:
Sir Pimpsalot
19-Dec-02, 03:37pm
Originally posted by El Scorcho
Has a virgin ITMer ever had such an impact?
dont forget justine ... i think 'she' is probably the inspiration for all this.
SpaceMonkey
19-Dec-02, 03:38pm
X( X( X(
so what! i dont know who rocco and ron jeremy are! why are you guys so fond of there penises?
Trust me if you had one you'd know!!
maybe you guys like boys? :P
maybe I do? It would make sence. you have all been so nasty to me, an inexperienced member of this site who was just trying to get some helpful information! :mad: :mad: I will no longer reply to this thread!
Boo fucking hoo.
Space Monkey check your PM's
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
why are you guys so fond of there penises? maybe you guys like boys? :P It would make sence. you have all been so nasty to me
/¯
Oh, YOU!!!!
I will no longer reply to this thread!
Yeah good. We can now continue to tease the shit out of you without reprisals.
Tristan
19-Dec-02, 03:46pm
HA! this is gold. Who is the mystery wet gurl? Its gota be someone no 18 girl calling herself wet is so naive.
central_smurf
19-Dec-02, 03:47pm
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
X( X( X(
I will no longer reply to this thread!
forget them wet gurl
in reply.... i have only ever slept with one guy as well, so i guess its perfectly normal for you to wonder about the new guy you are sleeping with, especially if sex hurts
maybe try some different positions, make sure you have plenty of forepley (which is always fun :P) and just relax and enjoy it
if it still hurts maybe go see your doctor... other than that, i cant add much more. Talk to your girlfriends and see if they can give you some help and advice also :)
Wet Gurl
19-Dec-02, 03:58pm
tahnks smurf, your a real sweety.:) good to see a girl who will stand up for another. not like most of the guys in this thread who get off on being mean to girls. i bet they all have really small ones anyway. :P :lol:
MadMike
19-Dec-02, 03:59pm
This is an utter pisstake.
Nobody with the word 'jism' in their registration email address would be so naieve.
CAT
OUT
OF
BAG
hrpremier
19-Dec-02, 04:00pm
exactly.. wet is really a fat 15 year old boy with pimples jerkin off on the thought of sex.
Funksta
19-Dec-02, 04:01pm
I am thinking that wetgirl maybe belongs on the Dolly doctor forums??
But to answer your question; 14cm is pretty average size. ;D
Tristan
19-Dec-02, 04:02pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and i'm stealing that line for my sig.
JulesPLees
19-Dec-02, 04:03pm
Originally posted by hrpremier
exactly.. wet is really a fat 15 year old boy with pimples jerkin off on the thought of sex.
or perhaps Sofu playing funny buggers?
(guesswork)
Mad Mike nice work buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moderator Magic
ITM award for Tightest ITM Virgin
Wet Girl, pray you never encounter...da da da dunnnn...lexington steele
SpaceMonkey
19-Dec-02, 04:03pm
Originally posted by MadMike
This is an utter pisstake.
Nobody with the word 'jism' in their registration email address would be so naieve.
CAT
OUT
OF
BAG
Hahaha, thanx Mike, I can sleep soundly knowing I havint been mercilessly ripping the piss out of some almost virginal teenager now!
El Scorcho
19-Dec-02, 04:07pm
Originally posted by MadMike
This is an utter pisstake.
Nobody with the word 'jism' in their registration email address would be so naieve.
CAT
OUT
OF
BAG
Jism...? Maybe she's just a horny young thing... ;)
LightningChyld
19-Dec-02, 04:07pm
Oh JESUS CHRIST this is funny!
Who is Wet Gurl? Come on? Which ITMer is being silly?
If this is a real person...didn't you EVER learn anything in sex-ed? I went to an all girls school and knew more than that!
But in all honesty, if you're hurting...take a look at what you think you could be doing wrong lubrication wise.
Wet Gurl
19-Dec-02, 04:08pm
So what! my boyfriend and I thought it was a funny name for an adrress. seeing as though sex is new to us and its what we spend alot of our time doing.;D im not a prude I know what jism is. duhhh. doesnt everyone? :p :lol:
either way it makes no difference to me you answered my question. thats all that mattered. :P
central_smurf
19-Dec-02, 04:08pm
Originally posted by JulesPLees
or perhaps Sofu playing funny buggers?
(guesswork)
sofu could never be a funny bugger
whats this jism thing you are talking about?
OneToughSOB
19-Dec-02, 04:10pm
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
So what! my boyfriend and I thought it was a funny name for an adrress. seeing as though sex is new to us and its what we spend alot of our time doing.;D im not a prude I know what jism is. duhhh. doesnt everyone? :p :lol:
either way it makes no difference to me you answered my question. thats all that mattered. :P
Ok close the thread now please :)
central_smurf
19-Dec-02, 04:10pm
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
im not a prude I know what jism is. duhhh. doesnt everyone? :p :lol:
im far from a prude but i have no idea what jism is :? :?
Originally posted by JulesPLees
or perhaps Sofu playing funny buggers?
(guesswork)
<font style="font-size:8;">Shhh ;)
</font>
Originally posted by central_smurf
sofu could never be a funny bugger
whats this jism thing you are talking about?
im far from a prude but i have no idea what jism is
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :offchops:
SpaceMonkey
19-Dec-02, 04:15pm
Originally posted by central_smurf
im far from a prude but i have no idea what jism is :? :?
semen
cum
spunk
spoof
paste
man milk
trouser yoghurt
OneToughSOB
19-Dec-02, 04:20pm
Originally posted by SpaceMonkey
semen
cum
spunk
spoof
paste
man milk
trouser yoghurt
U forgot Jizz
:p
central_smurf
19-Dec-02, 04:21pm
Originally posted by sofu
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :offchops:
yeah... its pretty fucking funny sofu - you wanker!
thanks spacemonkey
Tristan
19-Dec-02, 04:27pm
all class SM
miss apple
19-Dec-02, 04:38pm
:lol: :lol:
cs don't let them get to you. they're just taking the piss.
:lol: :lol:
It's threads like these that keep me coming back.
:lol: :lol:
SpaceMonkey
19-Dec-02, 04:40pm
Originally posted by miss apple
:lol: :lol:
cs don't let them get to you. they're just taking the piss.
...and other bodily fluids.
MC Sqaured
19-Dec-02, 04:48pm
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
so what if i wasnt having sex all through highschool. not all of us are sluts you know. :mad: :mad:
Your a moron what can i say....
Having sex in high school dosent make up a slut.... dont use this as an excuse for not having sex in high school,
when the real reason you havent had sex until now, was because no guy would touch you with a ten foot pole
Tristan
19-Dec-02, 04:50pm
good to see that deprived of bodily fluid threads itmers will work the topic into others.
looks like someone got their sex instructors license from the Weeties packet
micropenis
19-Dec-02, 05:09pm
I'm wet gurl's boyfriend.
Kevmeister
19-Dec-02, 05:25pm
Originally posted by SpaceMonkey
Go talk to Kevmeister, sure he'll be keen to oblige...
(actually wetgurl probably IS Kevmeister)
Who the fudge is mocking me now? i think someone wants their punk ass whooped!
JUST TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT I AINT WETGURL!
Wet Gurl
19-Dec-02, 05:32pm
X( X( X( X( X(
Of course hes not! I AM WET GURL!! :mad:
mc sqaured: "no guy would touch you with a ten foot pole"
or in your case a 2 inch penis :p :p :lol:
Mr_Squiggle
19-Dec-02, 05:39pm
fair dinkum
:lol: @ micropenis.
BlueLightBulb
19-Dec-02, 05:41pm
if its your ass that is getting sore i just might know the solution to your problem
;)
flong ho
19-Dec-02, 05:42pm
14cm ha ha ha ha twinkel twinkel littel guy
get a dildo and losen your self up
or pm me your adress ;) ;) ;)
Raverbunny
19-Dec-02, 07:12pm
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
FUCK ME I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!
:lol: :lol:
BustinBells
19-Dec-02, 08:55pm
Originally posted by micropenis
I'm wet gurl's boyfriend.
Apart from the initial post, that is the quote of the thread! :lol:
:lol:
Congrats. wet-gurl on recieving over 100 replies in your first thread at ITM.. A mean feat in anyones books..
Originally posted by central_smurf
yeah... its pretty fucking funny sofu - you wanker!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :offchops:
Yes it is quite funny, you horny slag.
You nasty cumslut.
You filthy shitwench.
How's that for name-calling? Any good? :-D
G8CRSHR
19-Dec-02, 09:50pm
Originally posted by micropenis
I'm wet gurl's boyfriend.
:lol: :lol: :lol: hahahaha damn this is funny
when r u going to reveal ur identity wet gurl??
vieira4
19-Dec-02, 10:30pm
Oh my god!:lol:
Thread of the year by a street!
What are you gonna do for an encore?
How many times a week is too many?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
skandalus
19-Dec-02, 10:41pm
14CM!!!!
That's massive.
Anything over 7 cm should be considered big, and any girl that finds a guy like this should treat him like royalty.
SoLaCeLL
19-Dec-02, 11:40pm
CLASSIC !!!!!
MiNxRaviN
20-Dec-02, 12:23am
it sounds pretty small
but then again u a first timer.....
bananamonkey
20-Dec-02, 12:34am
i have the link for the size him up website.... plug in hand, feet sizes and get penis size....
http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/
it's produced by condomi, who are a european condom company. their condom's rock! they come in individual cardboard boxes and the instructions are in colour!!! how classy are they!?!? my ex and i couldn't stop piss ourselves when we read the instructions, they are hillarious! I have still kept a packet for the classic factor!!
oh and wetgurl... if or if not your real.. 14 is pretty average... search the net there are scienfitic websites dedicated to the research on size, results are usually published.
sex advice in teen mags, condomi.com, by mates and the doctor can help you out.
good luck.. and enjoy yourself..
laws :)
lalaland
20-Dec-02, 12:49am
mayb u jus weren't wet enuf wet gurl?try sum lube hunny:P
vieira4
20-Dec-02, 01:01am
How many guys got out the measuring tape out after reading this thread?
DJ-PornKing
20-Dec-02, 01:34am
OOOh....I think I found the problem here:
(from wet_gurl's profile)
Birthday December 20
Location NSW, AU
Music Preferences hard house <---------
Mmmmmmm...tragic.
Dirty Sanchez
20-Dec-02, 01:38am
But I'm only 12 inches?
Oh, you said centremetres.
My mistake...
MC Sqaured
20-Dec-02, 02:30am
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
X( X( X( X( X(
Of course hes not! I AM WET GURL!! :mad:
mc sqaured: "no guy would touch you with a ten foot pole"
or in your case a 2 inch penis :p :p :lol:
That mad no sense, your a fuckin fool
Interloper
20-Dec-02, 02:47am
That post from Micropenis topped it off. :lol: :lol:
House of God
20-Dec-02, 04:28am
FUCK IM MAD!!!!!!!
I read only the 1st out of the 3 pages cause i couldnt handle anymore :mad:
Guys/Gals: This girl who is 17 comes here for what is assumably her first time, most likely sees the hundreds of other sexually related questions which for the most part are ridiculous and plain sick....and she decides that maybe asking "young and possibly nice" people, a very NORMAL question, may help her with learning something about the male body, which isnt a stupid thing or even unreasonable question.....as in so much as to say, she is/was a virgin and she isnt a guy...obviously she doesnt sit around watching pornos with men who have huge dicks (unlike a few of you obviously) so i dont think its unreasonable to assume she would know little about the male anatomy.
SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MORONS DO??????
You fucking tease the shit out of her, make her feel stupid, possibly leave her thinking that its better to make mistakes than to ask for help or learn from others.
You are nasty to her...why?? cause she doesnt watch PORNOS?? at 17??? for fucks sake, these days that is something to be proud of.........or maybe a few of you live in "Trailer Trash Land where the girlies fuck at 10!" i cant believe you lot.
For the first time since of been here, i am actually ashamed to be a regular here........and thats not a funny thing.
You people preach about Peace...Unity...Love...and RESPECT???!!! You bloody hipocrites!!!
I for the most part, ask for the shit i recieve and well im big enough and ugly enough to know better and i can handle myself very well.
Did it make any of you feel like big MEN??? Did you make yourselves feel like Mr and Mrs superior today???
I am almost speechless...and this is the FIRST TIME in all my time here...i am NOT smiling.
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I understand we have our arguements and not all of us "like" each other, hell im sure alot of you cant stand me for one reason or another.
But comon guys, this is a great place...and many of us have made great friends we might not have otherwise.......all of us have learnt one or two things....some of us (like me) have even grownup a little or made a bit of effort to become more tolerant of others......
IF the kind of behaviour that i saw on the first page of replies continues.....this place will end up being like soo many other boards on the net....a place of trash talking and cruel spirited juveniles, all lookin to make themselves feel better about there insignificant lives...
Instead of being a place where you can learn....make friends...and relax with a bit of a laugh.
I wont say any more on the matter........as i think ive put my message and feelings across....its up to you lot if you really give a shit or not.
__________________________________________________ __
RE: penis size.....
Well Wet,
No its not "big" and i think it falls under average actually......but here are a few other tidbits also.....
1: The size when flacid (soft) is not actually a true indicator of size, and alot of women have been disapointed when a large flacid penis only grew a tiny bit, yet a small flacid penis has grown upto 10 times bigger.
2: Race ACTUALLY doesnt matter all that much, as the averages across the world vary by not much more than a cm.
3: Width is a more important part on average...as a penis only needs to be about 5cm's long to hit the "g spot" BUT if its width is great then the girl will on average find it much more pleasurable as there is more surface area friction (millions of nerve endings around the vagina also assist in pleasure).
(obviously most of it depends on a girls personal tastes...as she might find the look of a large penis sexually stimulating, some also find the pain of a large penis hitting the cervix a turn on)
4: A large penis isn't actually a blessing, and it can be very embarassing and kinda hurtfull when a woman is unable to take it in, and sometimes actually freaks and refuses to try...they may look good in the locker room but thats not when it counts.
DONT Go fuckin around as some jokingly said......it will end up hurting you in the long run.
Someone mentioned trying different positions, and id completely agree with that...if you are both unexperienced then there can be painfull moments.......maybe get one of those "technique" videos, or a book.....it doesnt have to be porn, and really porn isnt going to help you that much....cause A/ Money makes the pain go away and B/ They are there for quick titilation of mostly horny men who only need 5 mins to have a wank.
AND IF PAIN is a major problem...do see your gynachologist...or a specialist if you do not have one...however now that you are sexually active...its best to start seeying one.
Ok well thats about it.
Goodluck.
Kirk.
House of God - Write a fucking novel.
HoG turns out to be completely gullible? That was unexpected.
ahhhhhhhh for real, ahhhh just got get as many as you can for a few years so you can find what you like. Ahhh mmmm yeah just do that, you'll love it and you could make some other people really happy as well. Check his mates out yeah
scrappy
20-Dec-02, 09:47am
Originally posted by House of God
FUCK IM MAD!!!!!!!
I read only the 1st out of the 3 pages cause i couldnt handle anymore :mad:
Guys/Gals: This girl who is 17 comes here for what is assumably her first time, most likely sees the hundreds of other sexually related questions which for the most part are ridiculous and plain sick....and she decides that maybe asking "young and possibly nice" people, a very NORMAL question, may help her with learning something about the male body, which isnt a stupid thing or even unreasonable question.....as in so much as to say, she is/was a virgin and she isnt a guy...obviously she doesnt sit around watching pornos with men who have huge dicks (unlike a few of you obviously) so i dont think its unreasonable to assume she would know little about the male anatomy.
SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MORONS DO??????
You fucking tease the shit out of her, make her feel stupid, possibly leave her thinking that its better to make mistakes than to ask for help or learn from others.
You are nasty to her...why?? cause she doesnt watch PORNOS?? at 17??? for fucks sake, these days that is something to be proud of.........or maybe a few of you live in "Trailer Trash Land where the girlies fuck at 10!" i cant believe you lot.
For the first time since of been here, i am actually ashamed to be a regular here........and thats not a funny thing.
You people preach about Peace...Unity...Love...and RESPECT???!!! You bloody hipocrites!!!
I for the most part, ask for the shit i recieve and well im big enough and ugly enough to know better and i can handle myself very well.
Did it make any of you feel like big MEN??? Did you make yourselves feel like Mr and Mrs superior today???
I am almost speechless...and this is the FIRST TIME in all my time here...i am NOT smiling.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I understand we have our arguements and not all of us "like" each other, hell im sure alot of you cant stand me for one reason or another.
But comon guys, this is a great place...and many of us have made great friends we might not have otherwise.......all of us have learnt one or two things....some of us (like me) have even grownup a little or made a bit of effort to become more tolerant of others......
IF the kind of behaviour that i saw on the first page of replies continues.....this place will end up being like soo many other boards on the net....a place of trash talking and cruel spirited juveniles, all lookin to make themselves feel better about there insignificant lives...
Instead of being a place where you can learn....make friends...and relax with a bit of a laugh.
I wont say any more on the matter........as i think ive put my message and feelings across....its up to you lot if you really give a shit or not.
__________________________________________________ __
RE: penis size.....
Well Wet,
No its not "big" and i think it falls under average actually......but here are a few other tidbits also.....
1: The size when flacid (soft) is not actually a true indicator of size, and alot of women have been disapointed when a large flacid penis only grew a tiny bit, yet a small flacid penis has grown upto 10 times bigger.
2: Race ACTUALLY doesnt matter all that much, as the averages across the world vary by not much more than a cm.
3: Width is a more important part on average...as a penis only needs to be about 5cm's long to hit the "g spot" BUT if its width is great then the girl will on average find it much more pleasurable as there is more surface area friction (millions of nerve endings around the vagina also assist in pleasure).
(obviously most of it depends on a girls personal tastes...as she might find the look of a large penis sexually stimulating, some also find the pain of a large penis hitting the cervix a turn on)
4: A large penis isn't actually a blessing, and it can be very embarassing and kinda hurtfull when a woman is unable to take it in, and sometimes actually freaks and refuses to try...they may look good in the locker room but thats not when it counts.
DONT Go fuckin around as some jokingly said......it will end up hurting you in the long run.
Someone mentioned trying different positions, and id completely agree with that...if you are both unexperienced then there can be painfull moments.......maybe get one of those "technique" videos, or a book.....it doesnt have to be porn, and really porn isnt going to help you that much....cause A/ Money makes the pain go away and B/ They are there for quick titilation of mostly horny men who only need 5 mins to have a wank.
AND IF PAIN is a major problem...do see your gynachologist...or a specialist if you do not have one...however now that you are sexually active...its best to start seeying one.
Ok well thats about it.
Goodluck.
Kirk.
HOG, i have been ashamed for you many times when reading your redneck heat-baked opinions.
konfuser
20-Dec-02, 09:49am
whats a penis anway?
what do you do with it?
SpaceMonkey
20-Dec-02, 10:06am
Originally posted by bananamonkey
i have the link for the size him up website.... plug in hand, feet sizes and get penis size....
http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/
it's produced by condomi, who are a european condom company. their condom's rock! they come in individual cardboard boxes and the instructions are in colour!!! how classy are they!?!? my ex and i couldn't stop piss ourselves when we read the instructions, they are hillarious! I have still kept a packet for the classic factor!!
oh and wetgurl... if or if not your real.. 14 is pretty average... search the net there are scienfitic websites dedicated to the research on size, results are usually published.
sex advice in teen mags, condomi.com, by mates and the doctor can help you out.
good luck.. and enjoy yourself..
laws :)
Hahahahaha, bet Sofu's got a big nose....
actually fuck me, this thing's quite accurate!)
Actually according to that thing 14cm is pretty much bang on average, so judging by the tone of this thread a fair few male ITMers either have big dicks or are throwing stones in glass houses...
phat chong
20-Dec-02, 10:47am
:) at my 18cm.
i think my is pretty big
http://www.berghuis.co.nz/abiator/weird/bigrooster.jpg
:lol: :lol:
withabiggerwhip
20-Dec-02, 11:24am
Wet Gurl= Funstu
El Capitan
20-Dec-02, 11:26am
I measured my willy last nite while i was strokin the chocolate twinky, and am relieved to know i'm within the average length categorie...........i had never asked any gurls i've shagged and i tend not to look at other peoples willies in dunnies and showers so i really didnt know how i compared with everyone else..........
My brother has got a much bigger willy than mine and we've got the same genes.........thats just not fair.
Griggle
20-Dec-02, 12:41pm
Originally posted by House of God
I am almost speechless...and this is the FIRST TIME in all my time here...i am NOT smiling.How hurtful do I need to be here to make you actually speechless? :?
Originally posted by lush
HoG turns out to be completely gullible? That was unexpected.
hahahahaha good call, dear :)
Originally posted by SpaceMonkey
Actually according to that thing 14cm is pretty much bang on average
Why do I feel like this is a cue to reveal my penis size? :/
MC Sqaured
20-Dec-02, 01:38pm
Either House of God is Wetgurl..... Or your a deadset moron... Shut and stop whinging for gods sake.......
Psyclic
20-Dec-02, 01:40pm
Originally posted by DJ-PornKing
OOOh....I think I found the problem here:
(from wet_gurl's profile)
Music Preferences hard house <---------
Mmmmmmm...tragic.
That is Gold!!!
Mellow D
20-Dec-02, 01:55pm
Hog - maybe u can show her how it's done ;) :p
why doesnt it come as a big suprise that HoG couldn't spot the troll?
Sir Pimpsalot
20-Dec-02, 02:24pm
fuck, you're dumb HOG
SpaceMonkey
20-Dec-02, 02:30pm
If this thread is what I suspect it is, some insecure adolescent with a 14cm cock's thinly disguised attempt at canvassing the female ITM readership as to what constitutes a normal sized member, then it's been an abject failure. However if it was just a windup it's been priceless....
Originally posted by DJ-PornKing
OOOh....I think I found the problem here:
(from wet_gurl's profile)
Birthday December 20
Location NSW, AU
Music Preferences hard house <---------
Mmmmmmm...tragic.
I think some birthday "congratulations" may be in order by the looks...
Lambretta
20-Dec-02, 03:20pm
One for all the maths geeks
How many cubic centimetres of jizm would a 14cm penis be able to ejaculate in a 30 second orgasm??
Maybe Wet Gurl would be able to do a practicle exercise for us??
Sabishii
20-Dec-02, 05:00pm
this is pretty tragic.
:meh:
i dont get it ?
14cm :lol:
REAL NAOKI
20-Dec-02, 06:05pm
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
X( X( X( X( X( to all those who were mean. cant i ask a soimple question?
thankyou to everyone else. So 14cm is quite average? What is big then?
have you seen the porn before?i think 40cm is the biggest one.:lol:
Jock_Stansfield
20-Dec-02, 06:39pm
Originally posted by phunkyp
an ex girly told me that girth is where its at!! thats lucky, cause I've got a whopper!! :lol:
I'm even luckier... I have a Double Whopper - no cheese of course.
Jock_S
8-)
Reflekt
20-Dec-02, 07:36pm
Did it make any of you feel like big MEN???
well, Im sure they felt big when they heard it was only 14cm HoG!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
House of God
20-Dec-02, 10:02pm
hahahahahahaha....
Who is being gullible???
best left at that:)
Cheers and its good to see i AM actually superior to most of you.
Have a winge fuck ya mums but dont kiss your sisters goodnight, not with those potty mouths.
Anyone see that???????
It was Respect just goin out the window.
Most of you lot have really just proved how worthless you are to any fucking community.....dont bother gettin nasty, cause you are truelly on the bottom of the food chain.
And the FUCKWITS ARE............(add your names below)....
trancEaddict
20-Dec-02, 10:25pm
Originally posted by GeSter
i think my is pretty big
http://www.berghuis.co.nz/abiator/weird/bigrooster.jpg
:lol: :lol:
ROFLMAO!!!
THIS THREAD IS FUCKING GOLD!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Originally posted by House of God
For the first time since of been here, i am actually ashamed to be a regular here
You're ashamed you're part of this community? Well now you know how we feel.
By the way, you aren't superior to anyone. You are probably the biggest, stupidest deadshit on this board.
:lol: :lol:
HOG:
Do you have any self perception at all?
BustinBells
20-Dec-02, 10:44pm
I think in order to have self perception, one must first have a 'clue' which HoG lacks...
BustinBells : just out of curiosity what do you think is BIG? :)
sql_chick
20-Dec-02, 11:28pm
:lol: at this thread
sql!!!!!!! hi.
I've missed you :(
Tyler Durden
20-Dec-02, 11:30pm
14cm is not very big for a 17yr old.
I am 17 and im telling you its not that big ok, the average size
is around 7 inches or so....
take the number 14, and add 7.....then put cm on the end and that the golden number :P
Will you let sql_chick suck your 21 centimetre dick?
golf_punk
20-Dec-02, 11:37pm
errrrr wtf:?:lol:8-)
Originally posted by House of God
Have a winge fuck ya mums but dont kiss your sisters goodnight, not with those potty mouths.
Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? What the fuck are you on about?:lol: :lol:
Thank fuck that dumbcunt lives in Darwin.
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trancEaddict
21-Dec-02, 12:06am
Originally posted by Tyler Durden
I am 17 and take the number 14, and add 7.....then put cm on the end and that the golden number :P
Remind me what the purpose of that self indulged moment was?
Tyler Durden
21-Dec-02, 12:09am
im not sure?
ahhh, too many questions!!
*footsteps running, door slam, car drives off*
Interloper
21-Dec-02, 12:26am
:lol:
Sir Pimpsalot
21-Dec-02, 12:30am
back to church, godboy
Tyler Durden
21-Dec-02, 01:04am
harrrdy har har
VigilanteLocust
21-Dec-02, 02:10am
what a crock of shit.
VigilanteLocust : EYE NEAUX
VigilanteLocust
21-Dec-02, 03:16am
Originally posted by sofu
OR SOMETHING!
YES!!!!!
DJ-PornKing
21-Dec-02, 03:34am
Who shot who in the what now?
itchy feet
21-Dec-02, 09:38am
it's not the angle
of the dangle
or the sag
of the bag
it's the throb
of the knob
that really does the job:lol:
MC Sqaured
21-Dec-02, 11:28am
Originally posted by House of God
For the first time since of been here, i am actually ashamed to be a regular here........
Well ITM is ashamed to have you here dickhead......
sql_chick
21-Dec-02, 01:10pm
I thought this thread was about knobs that were too big......oops i guess it is :p
Sir Pimpsalot
21-Dec-02, 01:46pm
sql - i get a semi every time i see your avatar
sql_chick
21-Dec-02, 01:57pm
Pimps - If I admitted what feelings your avatar stirred in me, I would surely lose my reserved and prudish status :P
My avatar is a cheaper option to a porn film that is for sure :lol:
DVDAlive
21-Dec-02, 04:40pm
Originally posted by Iain
<small>dvda?</small>
:lol:
live?
:lol: :lol:
O lordy, why didn't I click on this earlier?
Champagne comedy, kids... keep it up.
*golf clap*
trancEaddict
21-Dec-02, 05:23pm
Originally posted by sql_chick
Pimps - If I admitted what feelings your avatar stirred in me, I would surely lose my reserved and prudish status :P
My avatar is a cheaper option to a porn film that is for sure :lol:
:lol:
its avatar porn!
konfuser
21-Dec-02, 06:43pm
i'd just like to take the time to thank hog for rocketing this gold thread into multi platnum
you never fail to amuse, and for this i am truly thankful
dj_osh2002
21-Dec-02, 07:21pm
yeah i have a penis
I can't believe you are all so focussed on penis size that none of you have even come up with this one:
Wet Gurl - maybe you just aren't a very wet girl! Orgasms might help with this problem.
CrazyDonkey
23-Dec-02, 02:22pm
pfffhahaha... its amazing how much attention cock threads draw.
Originally posted by CrazyDonkey
pfffhahaha... its amazing how much attention cock threads draw.
and this thread has both a smallish but painful cock and a really big annoying ranting cock
This is pretty big (http://www.dialuphell.com/Pictures/WayToBig/index.htm)
shr3dder
23-Dec-02, 04:04pm
this thread is pure gold :D
Andrew Wowk
23-Dec-02, 04:15pm
http://www.berghuis.co.nz/abiator/weird/bigrooster.jpg
Now thats a big cock :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh I'm sorry I couldn't help it LOL.
Man this has to be the FUCKING FUNNIEST (no pun intended) thing I have read since coming here.....class.......all class hahahahha
gymboxer
23-Dec-02, 04:19pm
i only work in inches...
SpaceMonkey
23-Dec-02, 04:21pm
Originally posted by werd
This is pretty big (http://www.dialuphell.com/Pictures/WayToBig/index.htm)
Them be some big-ass titties....
v_lup2US
23-Dec-02, 07:26pm
Originally posted by werd
This is pretty big (http://www.dialuphell.com/Pictures/WayToBig/index.htm)
she could kill someone with these! theyre kinda scarey
REAL NAOKI
23-Dec-02, 08:10pm
too big! :lol: big busty blonde yeah!? :lol:
http://www.fhm.com.au/covergirls/images/virgin_1b.jpg
"i think this one is good enough! :D :D :D
Tyler Durden
23-Dec-02, 10:27pm
turn her around and youl see "Made in Tawain"on the back
Interloper
23-Dec-02, 10:38pm
Originally posted by Wet Gurl
Who is this rocco and ron jermy? are they itmrs too? How do you know they are big? :p :p
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I still cant get over this quote. And every time I see a post by SpaceMonkey I'm left in stitches. It would have to be the best signature I've seen. :lol:
phoneyhuh
24-Dec-02, 08:37am
A man by the name of McWhirter
asked his girlfriend if intercourse hurt her.
She replied "Sometimes Tommy
when its big, like salami
but not with your little frankfurter."
There was a young fellow from Kent
Whose dick in the middle was bent.
To save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.
There was an old man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a kunt, I could fuck it."
this ones foul....
There once was an old man named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in his Cave.
She was missing one tit,
and smelled like Shit.
But think of the money he saved.
twistandshout
24-Dec-02, 07:41pm
Originally posted by REAL NAOKI
too big! :lol: big busty blonde yeah!? :lol:
http://www.fhm.com.au/covergirls/images/virgin_1b.jpg
"i think this one is good enough! :D :D :D
you have fantastic taste in tities.
Lambretta
24-Dec-02, 10:53pm
Reflekt.
Can you put my face on this chicks body, it's much nicer than the one in the other thread ;)
trancEaddict
25-Dec-02, 12:23am
Originally posted by phoneyhuh
this ones foul....
There once was an old man named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in his Cave.
She was missing one tit,
and smelled like Shit.
But think of the money he saved.
LMFAO! :lol:
:-*
You have fantastic taste in titties. I mean cities.
phoneyhuh
05-Feb-04, 11:53am
An oldie but a goodie.
But still, there was no need to dig it up!
Sir Pimpsalot
05-Feb-04, 12:13pm
if anyone cares any more, wetgurl was easeback.
it was linked in another forum. yeah....... i was bored.
sorry :)
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