nightclub talk...what it REALLY means

[djned]

how was your weekend ?

i'm sure we've all heard a few of the following responses...but what do they <b>really</b> mean ? :P

jfkgjf



The crowd was really snobby
(I was the ugliest person there)

The crowd was really bad
(I was the best looking person there)

The International DJ was really rocking hard
(I took 4 pills)

The warm-up DJ rocked
(We dropped our pills too early)

Actually the DJ really sucked arse
(No-one could get pills)

The music was really dark and dubby
(so we took acid instead)

The place was full of glams
(I got very drunk)

I met this girl and we just really connected
(we were both speeding off our dials)

You know I think she's the one
(after the speed we took 2 pills each)

I couldn't believe it we chatted until midday
(and then we found more speed)

I'm going to ask her to marry me
(that speed just bought my pills back on)

Yeah all bouncers suck
(I'm too ugly to get in anywhere)

But that barmans a good guy
(we did coke once)

Yeah he's a top guy, straight up
(alot of coke)

I always tip him
(he paid for it too)

[dirty mexican]

hmmm... someone's been cruising through other dance portals haven't they??

[nexus-6]

hmmm - i've seen this about 12 times now. twice on the itm forums (three including this time).

[Bella]

funny ned funny!!!

i like it alot


discobella :)

[chog-e]

thanks for some amusing comments i'l have to use then soon