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phoneyhuh
05-May-03, 03:57pm
OK, so my anger venting thread got deleted...So I thought id stick up something half sensible, and what a better way than to continue in the vein of another sex related thread.....
Anyway, ladies have u ever done it?
guys, have u ever been able to pull it off?
ive only been able to manage it a few times and my good lady partner was **very** appreciative, albeit a bit shocked that it was happening. (I thought she was pissing the first time)
some say its a myth, others the holy grail, anyone have any experience / tales in the field?
YES!! i have done it (and i'm gay, so nyah!)
JessMess
05-May-03, 04:01pm
Originally posted by oneway
YES!! i have done it (and i'm gay, so nyah!)
You're a lesbian?? I always thought you were a guy!
random josh
05-May-03, 04:04pm
Originally posted by oneway
YES!! i have done it (and i'm gay, so nyah!)
yeah i've done it too! she got three times and i didn't get any haha
Originally posted by phoneyhuh
(I thought she was pissing the first time)
I had that reaction once, I had a hard time convincing him it was normal :lol: He'd never heard of it happening before
krafty_x
05-May-03, 04:05pm
Groundhog day again.
Where's Globule with his fem ejak fakt sheet when you need him.
Kouple o metres wasn't it for the guinnea book o rekkids?
k_ain't tellin ;) _x oxo
I am a guy!
I've done it with chicks tho, including one I really (and still) cared about, and we went out a coupla years ago.
I was/still am into being her best friend. And when you're being intimate with someone you *really* care about, its a given that you'll uhh, finish them off.
Same with anyone you care about, you get happier from them getting off rather than yourself.
Originally posted by random josh
yeah i've done it too! she got three times and i didn't get any haha
flawed plan, dude.
Oooh, wonder why the fag's get the chicks off...?
well, everyone says they *do* but the majority of females (who will actually discuss this sorta stuff openly with gay men) will beg to differ.
JessMess
05-May-03, 04:10pm
Originally posted by oneway
I am a guy!
I've done it with chicks tho, including one I really (and still) cared about, and we went out a coupla years ago.
I was/still am into being her best friend. And when you're being intimate with someone you *really* care about, its a given that you'll uhh, finish them off.
Same with anyone you care about, you get happier from them getting off rather than yourself.
Okies, confusion cleared up :)
random josh
05-May-03, 04:11pm
Originally posted by oneway
Same with anyone you care about, you get happier from them getting off rather than yourself.
see that right there? her first hint that you're a fag ;)
umm i know why she particularily enjoyed being with me but it's not something to put on a public forum... hehe
awww carn joshy entertain us
SpaceMonkey
05-May-03, 04:20pm
Originally posted by random josh
see that right there? her first hint that you're a fag ;)
umm i know why she particularily enjoyed being with me but it's not something to put on a public forum... hehe
Yeah, us straight boys wouldn't know anything about pleasuring a partner would we, everyone knows all we want to do is spurt our muck and go watch the footy....
Originally posted by krafty_x
k_ain't tellin ;) _x oxo
k_spraYz?
http://www.squarenine.com.au/images/poochiepic2.gif
xoxox
The feeling (from a female's perspective) is unbelievable...so guys out there take my advice & start pleasing your partners/f buddies what ever you want to call them this way.
For awhile there my mum used to think that I was pissing in my sleep...than she figured it was due to other reasons that the mattress was stained :blush:
random josh
05-May-03, 04:28pm
Originally posted by SpaceMonkey
Yeah, us straight boys wouldn't know anything about pleasuring a partner would we, everyone knows all we want to do is spurt our muck and go watch the footy....
yeah or fix the car, go cook a bbq :?
but space monkey i didn't make any correlation between your partner ejaculating and you "pleasuring" her, did i? one is possible without the other so perhaps your quick defence is your own guilty conscious coming through for not providing either?!
Griggle
05-May-03, 04:30pm
Just remember Josh, guys invented the term "dead-root" for a reason. :(
Art Vanderlay
05-May-03, 04:39pm
I have seen it happen......it is like striking oil! ;D
SpaceMonkey
05-May-03, 04:40pm
Originally posted by random josh
yeah or fix the car, go cook a bbq :?
but space monkey i didn't make any correlation between your partner ejaculating and you "pleasuring" her, did i? one is possible without the other so perhaps your quick defence is your own guilty conscious coming through for not providing either?!
Josh, it was more your reply to Oneway's post that I was commenting on:
Originally posted by random josh
quote:
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Originally posted by oneway
Same with anyone you care about, you get happier from them getting off rather than yourself.
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see that right there? her first hint that you're a fag
I was taking getting them off as meaning pleasuring them in this sense... Get what I mean?
only made it happen once and i thought i got pissed on
leaves a fucker of a wet patch
Ausphinx
05-May-03, 04:48pm
Can we get some tips/advise;)
random josh
05-May-03, 04:56pm
space monkey - yeah, you're reading in to things far too much...
but even though my reply that you're referring to was just making a dig at oneway (hence the ;) ) and not attempting to make a point, if you wanted to take it seriously you could say i was picking up on emotions / feelings expressed - which straight men are reknown for having an inability to verbalise.
but same as if we wanted to take my other post seriously, you could just be a dud root :P
Art Vanderlay
05-May-03, 05:01pm
Originally posted by mike_L
only made it happen once and i thought i got pissed on
leaves a fucker of a wet patch
True - but the sense of accomplishment is second to none. 8-)
SpaceMonkey
05-May-03, 05:02pm
Originally posted by random josh
space monkey - yeah, you're reading in to things far too much...
but even though my reply that you're referring to was just making a dig at oneway (hence the ;) ) and not attempting to make a point, if you wanted to take it seriously you could say i was picking up on emotions / feelings expressed - which straight men are reknown for having an inability to verbalise.
but same as if we wanted to take my other post seriously, you could just be a dud root :P
I could indeed....
and don't worry, I'm not taking any of this seriously, more just having fun giving people shit today...:P
special ed
05-May-03, 05:04pm
Originally posted by SpaceMonkey
everyone knows all we want to do is spurt our muck and go watch the footy....
Aw 'sif.
we do it while watching the footy
SpaceMonkey
05-May-03, 05:06pm
Originally posted by special ed
Aw 'sif.
we do it while watching the footy
Gotta love spooning on the couch during Friday Night Football :P
random josh
05-May-03, 05:11pm
Originally posted by SpaceMonkey
I could indeed....
and don't worry, I'm not taking any of this seriously, more just having fun giving people shit today...:P
hey! maybe if you took the energy you're wasting giving people "shit" and applied it in the bedroom, you could actually make a girl cum?! ;)
SpaceMonkey
05-May-03, 05:14pm
Originally posted by random josh
hey! maybe if you took the energy you're wasting giving people "shit" and applied it in the bedroom, you could actually make a girl cum?! ;)
How often do you see me post in the evenings? :)
special ed
05-May-03, 05:25pm
Originally posted by SpaceMonkey
How often do you see me post in the evenings? :)
especially friday evenings, the footy's on
SpaceMonkey
05-May-03, 05:32pm
Originally posted by special ed
especially friday evenings, the footy's on
Yep, it's a bit hard to do three things at once!
Solstice
05-May-03, 05:46pm
Originally posted by Art Vanderlay
I have seen it happen......it is like striking oil! ;D
haha i can almost hear the texan accent in that one!
Orgasm Machine
05-May-03, 06:04pm
next he will start a thread on anal sex you watch.....
Originally posted by Ausphinx
Can we get some tips/advise;)
Are you serious? PM me if ur a girl. ;)
It takes simultaneous stimulation of the Gspot and Clitoris, just make sure you move your head if ur doing it while licking them out...otherwise ul cop a face full and know how girls feel when you blast your man clag all over their face.
Gotta duck and weave :lol:
SpaceAgePimp
05-May-03, 06:24pm
It is rather joyous when it happens..With a difficult partner anyway...Some are wetter than Sea World from the get go to the giddy up :p
thebrownhornet
05-May-03, 06:25pm
I once copped a mouthfull and because i expect a girl to swallow my load, i did the same. It's like water, and is not too foul, if you can hold back the gag reflex.
Originally posted by thebrownhornet
I once copped a mouthfull and because i expect a girl to swallow my load, i did the same. It's like water, and is not too foul, if you can hold back the gag reflex.
And I thought some of the stuff i've done in my time was wrong.
:-*
Just a note: if it's passed through the body and isn't coming out of an orrifice above your neck....it don't taste like water.:P
Originally posted by SpaceMonkey
Gotta love spooning on the couch during Friday Night Football :P
good call dude, good call :lol:
Originally posted by DamoK
Are you serious? PM me if ur a girl. ;)
It takes simultaneous stimulation of the Gspot and Clitoris, just make sure you move your head if ur doing it while licking them out...otherwise ul cop a face full and know how girls feel when you blast your man clag all over their face.
Gotta duck and weave :lol:
Really? Wow
You should be writing for the good people who do "idiots guide to.." :p
"The idiots guide to making ur Gf blast like a Water Cannon" by Damok
coming soon....
"How to get your Gf do Deep Throat 6+ inches" ;)
Originally posted by SpaceMonkey
Yeah, us straight boys wouldn't know anything about pleasuring a partner would we, everyone knows all we want to do is spurt our muck and go watch the footy....
hahaha, fuck we're a bunch of prics!
Atlantis
05-May-03, 09:14pm
Originally posted by DamoK
"The idiots guide to making ur Gf blast like a Water Cannon" by Damok
coming soon....
"How to get your Gf do Deep Throat 6+ inches" ;)
:lol: Class!
:blush: To shy to answer questions like these on a public forum!
bella boo
05-May-03, 10:45pm
It's not any of your goddamn business.
who cares........as long as i blow, i don't give a fuck what she does.
Originally posted by buffed
who cares........as long as i blow, i don't give a fuck what she does.
Spoken like a true Gentleman ;)
anthony_child
05-May-03, 11:21pm
I bet 1% of this thread is true....
Never made a girl squirt A_C? ;)
Dnt worry, it's like buffed says "as long as you blow, don't give a fuck what she does."
bella boo
05-May-03, 11:37pm
Originally posted by buffed
who cares........as long as i blow, i don't give a fuck what she does.
Says he who loves it up the arse.
random josh
05-May-03, 11:57pm
Originally posted by bella boo
Says he who loves it up the arse.
thank you bella! i have been meaning to say something buffed - for someone who admits to going home with a couple and fucking the guy (ignoring the chick), you seem to have very narrow minded opinions :P
bella boo
06-May-03, 12:00am
Originally posted by random josh
i have been meaning to say something buffed - for someone who admits to going home with a couple and fucking the guy (ignoring the chick)
That was him? :-0 :lol:
Maybe I should pay more attention to the author of these posts...
hmmmm me thinks quoting buffed was a bad idea...:meh:
He ignored the chick?
bella boo
06-May-03, 12:14am
Originally posted by DamoK
He ignored the chick?
Wouldn't you have? I mean you have the option of the beautiful, slender female or the handsome, muscular, well endowed man. Which would you chose?
:lol:
Do they have a daughter? :)
BlueSteel
06-May-03, 12:33am
Originally posted by random josh
... you could say i was picking up on emotions / feelings expressed - which straight men are reknown for having an inability to verbalise.
Just a question, even though you handbags are 10 TIMES WORST than women when it comes to complaining and bitch fights, what makes you think that you understand and verbalise emotions better than straight guys?
Are you guy's just too fab?
random josh
06-May-03, 12:35am
Originally posted by bella boo
Wouldn't you have? I mean you have the option of the beautiful, slender female or the handsome, muscular, well endowed man. Which would you chose?
:lol:
yeah, who would you choose - bella boo or me?!
that is who you're referring to above, isn't it bella?! :P
bella boo
06-May-03, 12:38am
Originally posted by random josh
that is who you're referring to above, isn't it bella?! :P
Only if it means I can be the slender, beautiful female.
BlueSteel
06-May-03, 12:57am
Try again.
random josh
06-May-03, 01:20am
Originally posted by BlueSteel
Just a question, even though you handbags are 10 TIMES WORST than women when it comes to complaining and bitch fights, what makes you think that you understand and verbalise emotions better than straight guys?
Are you guy's just too fab?
jeez dude, one flippant comment and check what happens... where's that :sarcasm: emoticon?
but man it's a classic men are from mars / women are from venus difference that females are more in touch with their feelings. it's not just me being opinionated, it's been proven through study.
so when emotions are expressed by guys, it's viewed as a feminine trait, indicating homosexuality. or it could be the reverse, a gay guy doesn't have the fear of being seen as feminine that a straight guy would so is comfortable expressing it.
plus i'm pretty fucking fab too, that helps a bit.
BlueSteel
06-May-03, 01:44am
You are such a purse.
BTW i dont know how to use emoticons.
bella boo
06-May-03, 01:45am
Originally posted by BlueSteel
BTW i dont know how to use emoticons.
Or anything else for that matter.
phoneyhuh
06-May-03, 08:26am
There was this girl at school we used to call juicy fruit.
.....for obvious reasons :lol:
b.t.w. random josh, what the fuck were you on about in my 'agner!' thread before it got deleted? u had suttin to say?
SpaceAgePimp
06-May-03, 09:46am
Originally posted by random josh
thank you bella! i have been meaning to say something buffed - for someone who admits to going home with a couple and fucking the guy (ignoring the chick), you seem to have very narrow minded opinions :P
What a seed :-*
Originally posted by random josh
thank you bella! i have been meaning to say something buffed - for someone who admits to going home with a couple and fucking the guy (ignoring the chick), you seem to have very narrow minded opinions :P
This kids got a good memory.
I was taking the piss in that post.
I could come on here and give the sensitive rendition.......but really, as long as i blow like vesuvius, i really don't care what the chick does.
bella boo
06-May-03, 10:14am
Originally posted by buffed
but really, as long as i blow like vesuvius
Oh so you like to give too I see.
Originally posted by bella boo
Oh so you like to give too I see.
sharing is caring.
krafty_x
06-May-03, 10:57am
:lol:
Spacemonkey read too much into things?
:lol:
k_thinx he's taken everything I've posted in the past 12 months three steps futher and four more lines in between than I've written_x oxo
:P
SpaceMonkey
06-May-03, 11:28am
Ok so maybe I need to get the sarcasm detector serviced... :p
toilet trained
06-May-03, 11:37am
well cant say iv ever brought my lady all da way to the breakers, but dam it im trying. however i was reading up on it the other day, and apparently only about 10% of ladies can do it anyway, so im not feelin too bad
Orgasm Machine
06-May-03, 12:22pm
I reckon you are all full of shit. it take a mental connection as well as stimulation.......
does it take a mental connection for you to blow?
For a woman to ejaculate when she orgasms is a result of physical stimulation. If it was mental she could shoot a load across the room just by thinking about it, couldn't she?
I'll agree there's some mental control invloved, like guys being able to stop from blowing if they concentrate hard enuf...but most of the time, if done right, the girl will ejaculate without even expecting it.
Is that true TT? only 10% of girls can do it????
:?
Far_Canal
06-May-03, 12:55pm
I used to date this really tinny Irish girl..... she was 5 foot..
And Everytime I'd go down on her she would ejeculate when she'd orgasm.... I always thought that it must be a weaker than normal bladder and due to all the muscle spasms that an uncontrolable pee....yes pee..... would splatter me in the face.....
I never minded..... It
snoochy-boochy
06-May-03, 01:12pm
Originally posted by Far_Canal
I used to date this really tinny Irish girl..... she was 5 foot..
And Everytime I'd go down on her she would ejeculate when she'd orgasm.... I always thought that it must be a weaker than normal bladder and due to all the muscle spasms that an uncontrolable pee....yes pee..... would splatter me in the face.....
I never minded..... It
Yeah, I was told that these 'Female Ejaculations' were a bit of a myth. The discharge is like 10% vaginal fluid, and 90% urine, caused mainly by the loss of bladder control from the orgasm.
What the fuck would I know? Ive tried on many occasions, pounding the missus like a fucking tiger, and ended up with nowt but a miserable small wet patch on the bed-spread.
Dude... you're telling me you didn't know that girls could ejaculate and hence you thought she was pissing on you? AND YOU DIDN'T MIND??? where are you from?!?!?! :-*
thebrownhornet
06-May-03, 01:24pm
WHAT NOT TO DO IN THREESOME
Don't convince your gf to take a girl home on pills and then ignore you gf completely while she is lying beside you watchin you go down on a stranger, who is also ignoring her.
Originally posted by thebrownhornet
WHAT NOT TO DO IN THREESOME
Don't convince your gf to take a girl home on pills and then ignore you gf completely while she is lying beside you watchin you go down on a stranger, who is also ignoring her.
Wise words...
Far_Canal
06-May-03, 01:28pm
Originally posted by DamoK
Dude... you're telling me you didn't know that girls could ejaculate and hence you thought she was pissing on you? AND YOU DIDN'T MIND??? where are you from?!?!?! :-*
Hahahaha Of course I didn;t mind.... It was turning me on like nothing else....
and I'm from my Mothers Vagina.....
:)
phoneyhuh
06-May-03, 01:43pm
Originally posted by snoochy-boochy
The discharge is like 10% vaginal fluid, and 90% urine, caused mainly by the loss of bladder control from the orgasm.
Are you sure about that? can you back it up? :-0
hehehe yes it is like striking oil....it rocks...you KNOW you have made them happy and of course you feel real good by the end of it.....it is a lot better when they are bent over......its nice to measure the distance too :p...............................................w ait a sec YEAH BAK THAT UP........thats all we need urine in our eyes????:mad:
Far_Canal
06-May-03, 02:03pm
Originally posted by MzRizk
hehehe yes it is like striking oil....it rocks...you KNOW you have made them happy and of course you feel real good by the end of it.....it is a lot better when they are bent over......its nice to measure the distance too :p...............................................w ait a sec YEAH BAK THAT UP........thats all we need urine in our eyes????:mad:
Ok. do this.... You need the following
a spoon
2 sealable plastic cups.
a funnel
Insert the spoon into the vaginal cavity and take out a sample of fluid and put it into 1 of the plastic cups
also use the funnel to get some pee in the same plastic cup and shake well
Wash the funnel
Then make your girlfriend ejaculate into the funnel running into the other clean plastic cup
Drink both and taste the difference.
Let us know how you go....
simonfromuk
06-May-03, 02:15pm
This (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/04/18/1050172755465.html) article from the Herald is most informative re the piss/ejaculate debate and whatnot.
Originally posted by Far_Canal
Ok. do this.... You need the following
a spoon
2 sealable plastic cups.
a funnel
Insert the spoon into the vaginal cavity and take out a sample of fluid and put it into 1 of the plastic cups
also use the funnel to get some pee in the same plastic cup and shake well
Wash the funnel
Then make your girlfriend ejaculate into the funnel running into the other clean plastic cup
Drink both and taste the difference.
Let us know how you go....
Dude you've been here less than 24 hrs and ur walking a fine line for my ignore list. :P :lol:
So you like chicks pissing all over you hey? You know there's a completely different website and a completely different forum for that. :lol:
Far_Canal
06-May-03, 03:47pm
Originally posted by DamoK
Dude you've been here less than 24 hrs and ur walking a fine line for my ignore list. :P :lol:
So you like chicks pissing all over you hey? You know there's a completely different website and a completely different forum for that. :lol:
Are you an admin? :tripping:
Ausphinx
06-May-03, 03:52pm
Originally posted by DamoK
"The idiots guide to making ur Gf blast like a Water Cannon" by Damok
coming soon....
"How to get your Gf do Deep Throat 6+ inches" ;)
Preorders;)
Wet Cardboard
06-May-03, 03:57pm
Originally posted by random josh
but man it's a classic men are from mars / women are from venus difference that females are more in touch with their feelings. it's not just me being opinionated, it's been proven through study.
Thank you for highlighting my prejudices. Until now I had hoped that a gay guy, of all people, would be able to see John Gray's farce of a 'study' for the bullshit that it is. Proven by study... the fuck? Isn't it in your interest to stop the perpetuation of stereotypes?
Speaking of emoticons, where is that :sneerofcontempt: ?
Far_Canal
06-May-03, 04:01pm
Hey DamoK
I just heard that Urine doesn't carry any germs and can be used as an Aniseptic.....
Interesting Eh?
Griggle
06-May-03, 04:03pm
I agree Wet cardboard. The whole women are more in touch with their emotions thing is bullshit.
Just because we don't force everyone else to live with our emotions by broadcasting them and being melodramatic doesn't mean we are not in touch with them.
Inability to keep a handle on yourself and being ruled by your emotions instead of ruling your emotions is also being out of touch with them.
Making decisions purely based on emotions doesn't show how in touch you are with them either. :|
I dont think its a matter of beng more in touch with them more a matter of dealing with them differently and by that i dont mean better or worse just differently.
snoochie
06-May-03, 04:16pm
Originally posted by Griggle
Inability to keep a handle on yourself and being ruled by your emotions instead of ruling your emotions is also being out of touch with them.
Ruling your emotions? pfff
Emotions are what separate us from robots.
Griggle
06-May-03, 04:16pm
Right on megs.
All this crap about "Getting in touch with your feminine side" and "In touch with your emotions" are just ways of emasculating males and making maleness uncool.
Being a human who is male I don't have a feminine side (not logically possible its just marketing speak). Doesn't make me insensative, uncaring or emotionless. I just have different ways of showing them. :)
Snoochie, I'm not talking about stopping your emotions. I'm talking about the ability to step back and not make entirely emotion based decisions. Doesn't make me a robot.
SpaceMonkey
06-May-03, 04:17pm
Originally posted by Wet Cardboard
Thank you for highlighting my prejudices. Until now I had hoped that a gay guy, of all people, would be able to see John Gray's farce of a 'study' for the bullshit that it is. Proven by study... the fuck? Isn't it in your interest to stop the perpetuation of stereotypes?
Speaking of emoticons, where is that :sneerofcontempt: ?
Pfft. And what would you know about fags Matt? ;)
Actually I think yourself and Griggle know exactly where i was coming from earlier.
snoochie
06-May-03, 04:21pm
Originally posted by Griggle
Doesn't make me insensative, uncaring or emotionless
but... you are.
:p
alowflyingpig
06-May-03, 04:21pm
its a myth.....
one of those urban legends that well,,,,, just aint true...:-*
Griggle
06-May-03, 04:25pm
Originally posted by alowflyingpig
its a myth.....
one of those urban legends that well,,,,, just aint true...:-* I take it you can't dance then? :|
Snoochie let me ask you a question. If a man can tell when a woman is upset, happy or angry but the same woman can never tell when he is feeling those emotions, who is the more emotionally sensitive?
Men are just less predisposed to being attention whores than women. :|
ahhh and the gloves come off
snoochie
06-May-03, 04:41pm
I think you're making generalisations here griggle.
It's not a man versus woman issue at all.
Expression of emotion is an entirely individual thing.
Originally posted by Far_Canal
Hey DamoK
I just heard that Urine doesn't carry any germs and can be used as an Aniseptic.....
Interesting Eh?
Nah i'm not in admin:P far from it.
I'm just joking around...i've heard that too, that it can be used as an antiseptic. i've even heard of ppl who drink their first piss of the day because its meant to have sumthing beneficial about it??? (whatever the fcuk that could be:-* )
Far_Canal bro, it could be the cleanest and freashest thing in the world, fuck it could even taste like Crown Lagers but there's no way im bathing in it. :P
Griggle
06-May-03, 04:46pm
No snoochie my point is there are just as many emotionally retarded females as males. :)
It ain't no myth believe me :p
*crosses legs and sits up primly*
Anyway, to pick up the menarefrommarsetcetc tangent, yes, I agree wholeheartedly that it is 100% BULLSHIT. Gray makes hideous generalizations about the way people relate, and tries to compartmentalize the crazy, tangled, messy and wonderful things that relationships are into nice little neat boxes.
And as for men doing less attention-whoring than girls- ha! Griggle I know more male attention sluts than you could poke a stick at (so to speak).
im gonna just step right up and declare myself a bit emotionally retarded.
"apprently" i worry too much this makes me stressed and therefore highly strung and emotional "apprently"
:lol:
Griggle
06-May-03, 04:49pm
Yeah I know heaps too feebs, but I thought of the line and had to post it. ;)
For all future orders of the "damok's how to...guide" or requested topics please PM me or post below.
:lol:
Currently in process "damok's guide to getting ur girlfriend interested in Porn":P
Wet Cardboard
06-May-03, 04:52pm
Originally posted by Griggle
I agree Wet cardboard. The whole women are more in touch with their emotions thing is bullshit.
Just because we don't force everyone else to live with our emotions by broadcasting them and being melodramatic doesn't mean we are not in touch with them.
Inability to keep a handle on yourself and being ruled by your emotions instead of ruling your emotions is also being out of touch with them.
Making decisions purely based on emotions doesn't show how in touch you are with them either. :|
Wow, you agree with me disputing stereotypes yet come out swinging with some fantastic generalisations of your own... nice.
big eddie
06-May-03, 04:58pm
it starts in school where young boys are taught that behaving like a young boy is naughty and they should be good liek the girls... god I'm glad the nineties are over, decade of trying to get all blokes to act like fairies.
Griggle
06-May-03, 05:13pm
Wet cardboard, rereading that post I realise it didn't convey the point I was trying to make.
I not only disagree with the stereotyping of men and women and the ways we think and act but the argument "women are more emotionally mature" is also flawed on a basic level.
They put forward that traits associated with masculinity as not emotionally mature and traits associated with femininity as being more emotionally mature. My biggest problem with this is all the traits put forward are put forward as the "correct" way to think.
Making out that being emotion driven is more mature than being logic driven and vice versa is silly.
The argument is flawed as it makes out there is a correct way to think. That is before we take into account the generalisations. :)
Griggle
06-May-03, 05:42pm
So since they have now assumed there is a correct way to think, they then proceed to tell us that being emotional is good.
But how do they measure this? Where is the scale? Is there such a thing as too emotional? It's a nice argument though because if you can't define something, how can you disprove it?
You will note I never said women did all those things, you just assumed thats what I meant, which is the biggest problem with discussing this issue and others like it. :|
I was trying to say that if some people are meant to be not emotional enough (men according to the argument I am refuting) does that automatically make another group (women) emotional enough. Surely this should be measured by the merits of each group not simply on the flaws of another group. Surely both groups can not make the grade. Unless you make the grade match one of the groups score on this measurement that is never defined.
Pretty much the only way their argument works is if you say "Men are not women so not as good."
But then to "prove" and I use that word dubiously they then use a bunch of traits which they then stereotype to each group without yet again showing how they measure predisposition to each trait.
The comments that all men need to get in touch with their feminine side and would then realise that they are bi is silly. By being masculine you are not feminine. And masculinity and sexuality are two different things.
Wet Cardboard
06-May-03, 06:27pm
Yeh, I see what you were saying now. Stop being such a fag. ;)
Griggle
06-May-03, 06:42pm
Originally posted by Wet Cardboard
Stop being such a fag. ;) You said you loved it :~(
weazelsbuddy
06-May-03, 07:09pm
Originally posted by phoneyhuh
OK, so my anger venting thread got deleted...So I thought id stick up something half sensible, and what a better way than to continue in the vein of another sex related thread.....
Anyway, ladies have u ever done it?
guys, have u ever been able to pull it off?
ive only been able to manage it a few times and my good lady partner was **very** appreciative, albeit a bit shocked that it was happening. (I thought she was pissing the first time)
some say its a myth, others the holy grail, anyone have any experience / tales in the field?
Not a myth.....
anyone trying to wipe the smile off my face woulda needed to cut my head off.
not telling who with or when or where, suffice to say that been there many times.....
OH and one more thing to say
MULTIPLE ORGASM
being female rawks!!!
:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:
reverber8
06-May-03, 07:44pm
guys can have multiples as well
Tristan
06-May-03, 07:48pm
If I'd started this thread it would have gone within 5 posts. :(
reverber8
06-May-03, 07:59pm
cmon your just jealous that you didnt post it first or are you waiting for the vip prize prize draw b4 u post something like this
danaele
06-May-03, 08:10pm
Originally posted by SpaceAgePimp
Some are wetter than Sea World from the get go to the giddy up :p
:lol:
For those that like to swallow, I thought this was interesting out of the article simonfromuk posted :lol: :
"He concludes that in women who produce larger volumes of ejaculate, the rest is urine."
yourbigtoe
06-May-03, 08:43pm
first time i did it i thought i'd pissed on the guy until i remember something i'd read about not being able to piss during sex and that if you think you have you've probably just ejaculated, so i'm like ok kewl, i mean fuck it feels good just before hand, i ended out with jelly legs for hours after
Originally posted by yourbigtoe
first time i did it i thought i'd pissed on the guy until i remember something i'd read about not being able to piss during sex and that if you think you have you've probably just ejaculated,
Not true. Men cant piss during sex because semen and urine cant mix during sex coz it'll kill the potential babies. Women howver can....and if the "extreme fucking" thread was still around i'd tell a fukin pisser of a story that proves it.
So maybe u did piss on him :?
yourbigtoe
06-May-03, 10:47pm
Originally posted by DamoK
Not true. Men cant piss during sex because semen and urine cant mix during sex coz it'll kill the potential babies. Women howver can....and if the "extreme fucking" thread was still around i'd tell a fukin pisser of a story that proves it.
So maybe u did piss on him :?
no damok, what i'd read was that the tube out of a females bladder closes up during sex making it impossibe for her to piss during sex
In females the Urethera is a different area to the vagina that is associated with sex. If it was impossible for a female to urinate during sex i wouldnt have to worry bout lying on a certain part of my mates mattress every time i go over.
With men the same tube is used for Semen and urine to travel down which is why "pre-cum" exists. precum is usually a clear liquid because its main purpose is to clear the tube of urine so that the sperm isnt destroyed.
Yourbigtoe I could be wrong. not trying to sound like a smartass and say u don't know wat ur talking about...it's just what i've heard/read.
yourbigtoe
06-May-03, 11:08pm
damok, when i read it it was a while ago and in a trashy mag so i got curious and looked it up, can't remember where though and it said that it's impossible for ayone to piss during sex.
if you can prove me wrong prease do so, but i want substantal evidence behind your claim!!!!!
my mate was having sex with some girl and she thought she was coming....he started feeling all warm and wet down there and just figured it was her ejaculating. Unless of course female ejaculate is yellow and comes out in a constant stream for 20 seconds......
(the girl was blind drunk so maybe ur body reacts differently under th einfluence...???)
bella boo
06-May-03, 11:28pm
Originally posted by DamoK
(the girl was blind drunk so maybe ur body reacts differently under th einfluence...???)
No. There is such a thing as MUSCLES! Control! Control!
:lol:
That's gross by the way.
BlueSteel
06-May-03, 11:57pm
Originally posted by yourbigtoe
damok, when i read it it was a while ago and in a trashy mag so i got curious and looked it up, can't remember where though and it said that it's impossible for ayone to piss during sex.
if you can prove me wrong prease do so, but i want substantal evidence behind your claim!!!!!
You cannot say impossible. It is virtually impossible for a woman (or man) to urinate during orgasm, unless she has a weak PC (pubococcygeus) muscle. And you'll know if she does because she'll be wearing nappies 24/7.
Remember to do those Kegels daily boys n girls ;)
special ed
07-May-03, 12:09am
Originally posted by BlueSteel
And you'll know if she does because she'll be wearing nappies 24/7.
oooohhh kinky!
BlueSteel
07-May-03, 12:26am
Originally posted by DamoK
Remember to do those Kegels daily boys n girls ;)
I can't. I seem to be pulling the same muscle everyday.
phoneyhuh
07-May-03, 09:03am
I just thought of something...
Where theres a dam.....theres a beaver.
phoneyhuh
07-May-03, 09:08am
Originally posted by BlueSteel
You cannot say impossible. It is virtually impossible for a woman (or man) to urinate during orgasm, unless she has a weak PC (pubococcygeus) muscle. And you'll know if she does because she'll be wearing nappies 24/7.
maybe what it is, is the "gland" that produces internal female lubrication has a sensor malfunction, thinks it's owner is suffering lubrication loss and goes into emergency lube mode to prevent catastophic failure ?
A lot of info can be found here (http://www.actionlove.com/extra/ejaculate.htm)
Female ejaculation from the vagina/uterus requires a powerful (Level-6 or -7) orgasm, as we have experienced, to squeeze out the fluid stored in the porosities of the vaginal lining and uterine wall. Thus, the vaginal ejaculation requires a powerful PC muscle, a powerful multi-cycle orgasm, a high level of testosterone, and an optimal level of estrogen. .... but I like my theory better :)
Far_Canal
07-May-03, 09:22am
Originally posted by DamoK
my mate was having sex with some girl and she thought she was coming....he started feeling all warm and wet down there and just figured it was her ejaculating. Unless of course female ejaculate is yellow and comes out in a constant stream for 20 seconds......
(the girl was blind drunk so maybe ur body reacts differently under th einfluence...???)
Did you ask him how it tasted...? Just curious
This is a bit OT but....my old boss, when he was in the para's, before they went on patrol they had to go empty their bowels by sticking their finger up their bum and wiggling it around and it would make them shit. (he reckons he still does it when he is constipated.... :-* )
SO do homosexual men plan their sex life around their bowel movements? ive never had anything up my arse so i dont know if this is an uncontrollable urge to shit or if it can be contained?
SURELY shitting isnt inevitable when something goes up ur exit hole.....i think i will be deleting this post later
fuck.....and its 9:40 AM
SpaceMonkey
07-May-03, 09:52am
Originally posted by mike_L
This is a bit OT but....my old boss, when he was in the para's, before they went on patrol they had to go empty their bowels by sticking their finger up their bum and wiggling it around and it would make them shit. (he reckons he still does it when he is constipated.... :-* )
SO do homosexual men plan their sex life around their bowel movements? ive never had anything up my arse so i dont know if this is an uncontrollable urge to shit or if it can be contained?
SURELY shitting isnt inevitable when something goes up ur exit hole.....i think i will be deleting this post later
fuck.....and its 9:40 AM
Next time you do a pill, try shelving it.
Originally posted by mike_L
SO do homosexual men plan their sex life around their bowel movements? ive never had anything up my arse so i dont know if this is an uncontrollable urge to shit or if it can be contained?
I guess so, but no more than anyone else would. Its, umm, hard to have sex when you haveta wee as well
Theres more to sex than a bum root y'know... its not the be all end all.
8-)
SpaceAgePimp
07-May-03, 12:39pm
Originally posted by mike_L
This is a bit OT but....my old boss, when he was in the para's, before they went on patrol they had to go empty their bowels by sticking their finger up their bum and wiggling it around and it would make them shit. (he reckons he still does it when he is constipated.... :-* )
SO do homosexual men plan their sex life around their bowel movements? ive never had anything up my arse so i dont know if this is an uncontrollable urge to shit or if it can be contained?
SURELY shitting isnt inevitable when something goes up ur exit hole.....i think i will be deleting this post later
You are making me laugh Mr L :lol: :lol: :lol:
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