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Forum: The Main Room 14-May-15, 06:26pm
Replies: 23
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Posted By jester_fu
Ice, my friend. You need to buy some rocks. Then...

Ice, my friend. You need to buy some rocks. Then you need to recruit junkies and pay them in rocks to steal the furniture you want. Not only is it cheap, it's job creation and will give the junkies a...
Forum: The Music Studio 26-Apr-15, 07:18am
Replies: 21
Views: 510
Posted By jester_fu
Yeah, man... all these whipper snappers killed...

Yeah, man... all these whipper snappers killed the scene. Back when i started, there was no hacking or internet to speak of. You couldn't hack hardware - you needed to physically steal it from other...
Forum: The Main Room 16-Jan-15, 04:37pm
Replies: 18
Views: 2,669
Posted By jester_fu
Small pineapple? No wonder the site's gone to...

Small pineapple? No wonder the site's gone to shite - Drey's a pussy! A real man drinks from a full 2L bender - not a fucking "small pineapple". :nooo:
Forum: The Main Room 12-Jan-15, 04:27pm
Replies: 2,605
Views: 327,750
Posted By jester_fu
Steal a new Peugeot? I think you'll need to get...

Steal a new Peugeot?

I think you'll need to get a dealer or a specialist Peugeot workshop to re-code the key for you. I'd try one of the independent Pug guys in your local area. You might get the...
Forum: The Main Room 29-Dec-14, 07:09pm
Replies: 2,605
Views: 327,750
Posted By jester_fu
The stripy Focus? Sounds a bit painful to have it...

The stripy Focus? Sounds a bit painful to have it on you.

*boom tish*
Forum: The Main Room 24-Dec-14, 02:24pm
Replies: 139
Views: 16,970
Posted By jester_fu
If you were going to do a shit like that there's...

If you were going to do a shit like that there's no way you'd do it in a place where you knew you'd have to clean it up yourself. There's also no way you'd admit to doing it. Use a bit of common...
Forum: The Main Room 23-Dec-14, 02:19pm
Replies: 2,605
Views: 327,750
Posted By jester_fu
^Is that a bumper bar in your passenger seat?

^Is that a bumper bar in your passenger seat?
Forum: The Music Studio 15-Dec-14, 08:02pm
Replies: 24
Views: 2,599
Posted By jester_fu
Just thinking as well - see if there's a *.ini...

Just thinking as well - see if there's a *.ini file for reason somewhere. This might be text editable and you could use batch files to replace it and change your config. You may need to dig on the...
Forum: The Music Studio 14-Dec-14, 03:41pm
Replies: 4
Views: 1,331
Posted By jester_fu
^IMO, that's the way to enjoy it. If you want...

^IMO, that's the way to enjoy it.

If you want to focus on a career as a DJ or Producer, just don't take yourself too serious and don't buy into the BS. That way, even if you're not the next Diplo,...
Forum: The Main Room 12-Dec-14, 04:14pm
Replies: 51
Views: 4,797
Posted By jester_fu
I'm always upset. It's my job to be upset. If...

I'm always upset. It's my job to be upset. If there were more people enraged at online stupidity, the world would be a smarter place. Thanks for asking, though. I'd offer you some jizz for your face...
Forum: The Music Studio 12-Dec-14, 11:09am
Replies: 24
Views: 2,599
Posted By jester_fu
Batch files and application "switches" will be...

Batch files and application "switches" will be google. The app switch is just some commands you put after the "application.exe" text in a shortcut or at the command prompt. There's lots of stuff...
Forum: The Main Room 12-Dec-14, 10:25am
Replies: 51
Views: 4,797
Posted By jester_fu
^Or do some actual work instead of sitting in a...

^Or do some actual work instead of sitting in a dried out air-conditioned office all day like a pussy.
Forum: The Main Room 09-Dec-14, 05:13pm
Replies: 51
Views: 4,797
Posted By jester_fu
Mate, for 5hungy a tube, it'd better suck,...

Mate, for 5hungy a tube, it'd better suck, swallow and call me master as soon as i undo my fly.
Forum: The Main Room 09-Dec-14, 11:01am
Replies: 51
Views: 4,797
Posted By jester_fu
Exfoliant? Sand. Moisturiser? Sweat from a hard...

Exfoliant? Sand.

Moisturiser? Sweat from a hard days work. might be a foreign concept here among the office crowd.

Deep cleanser? Solvol. Has sand so 2 in 1.

At night? 2 long necks. I'd recommend...
Forum: The Music Studio 08-Dec-14, 04:42pm
Replies: 24
Views: 2,599
Posted By jester_fu
Personally, i think a batch file would be best...

Personally, i think a batch file would be best with some file switches if they're supported by Reason.

So, it sounds like Reason isn't using the standard MFC's Microsoft put out there to basically...
Forum: The Main Room 07-Dec-14, 07:40pm
Replies: 65
Views: 3,792
Posted By jester_fu
Poor mans Madonna? Is that some wench with her...

Poor mans Madonna? Is that some wench with her coke face collapsing as she couldn't afford the plastic surgery? And have you looked at Madonna's arms lately? I use to know junkies who would have...
Forum: The Music Studio 07-Dec-14, 08:51am
Replies: 24
Views: 2,599
Posted By jester_fu
Are you trying to open the same file all the...

Are you trying to open the same file all the time? I don't think the autohotkey program is really designed to open files for you - particularly not different ones. With some executables, you can pass...
Forum: The Music Studio 02-Dec-14, 05:15pm
Replies: 99
Views: 20,017
Posted By jester_fu
This thread is awesome! Boobs, n00b bashing,...

This thread is awesome! Boobs, n00b bashing, verbal gang rape, rampant stoopidity. It's like reality TV, only in text.
Forum: The Main Room 11-Nov-14, 07:33pm
Replies: 23
Views: 2,024
Posted By jester_fu
Stop speculating and start practicing. Find 10...

Stop speculating and start practicing. Find 10 local crack heads, tell them there's no-one home in your house and there's 1kg of primo crack and enough shit electronics to buy a happy meal. Give them...
Forum: The Main Room 18-Oct-14, 11:29pm
Replies: 3,000
Views: 527,036
Posted By jester_fu
More? Is it some kind of fried chicken?

More? Is it some kind of fried chicken?
Forum: The Main Room 06-Oct-14, 08:15pm
Replies: 3,000
Views: 527,036
Posted By jester_fu
^I think it's where humour goes to die.

^I think it's where humour goes to die.
Forum: The Main Room 27-Aug-14, 03:37pm
Replies: 19
Views: 2,995
Posted By jester_fu
This sounds like something a lefty vegan chick...

This sounds like something a lefty vegan chick would say after lecturing on 7 largely debunked conspiracy theories.
Forum: The Main Room 23-Aug-14, 12:15pm
Replies: 2,605
Views: 327,750
Posted By jester_fu
Congrats on the new car, Lamb. Glad you didn't go...

Congrats on the new car, Lamb. Glad you didn't go totally beige... i'd rather be called Bogan than beige.

I would have said to your daughter "Your mum didn't have an issue when we conceived you in...
Forum: The Main Room 16-Aug-14, 09:01am
Replies: 2,605
Views: 327,750
Posted By jester_fu
The 208 is better than the 207 IMO. They're both...

The 208 is better than the 207 IMO. They're both a long way from the 205GTi days and the 206GTi180 is more powerful than both with younger age than a 306GTi6... and none of the issues that come with...
Forum: The Main Room 15-Aug-14, 02:49pm
Replies: 2,605
Views: 327,750
Posted By jester_fu
^There's plenty of Hyundai Excel's on the road as...

^There's plenty of Hyundai Excel's on the road as well. I'm not sure popularity of a car says much at all... but the WRX certainly has the right pedigree to be a fun car if you can find one that...
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