I rang Ecco to see if they can cater for a vegetarian. They said, no problem. I turned up. There was nothing on the menu. I asked the waiter what was available. I was told to look through the menu to see what ingredients were available and put together what i want.

I said, "That's the chef's job".

It deteriorated unforgiveably after that.
"Never wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty and the pig likes it."