Originally Posted by dandelion__

did you buy that cos it's horrible and nobody wants you to share it with them??

(that's what my dear 84 year old granddad does)
it only takes a fortnight to grow a decent beard
you can grow a beard twenty-six times in just a single year
it only takes a fortnight, and you know what else is true
i could grow three hundred and ninety beards before i'm over you