You like Berghain ShinyDiscoball. We all pretty much get the idea.

How can you decree it the best techno club when you've never been to Tresor? Did you ever go to Open to Torture at The End or the Orbit at Leeds?

Out of interest how many times have you been to Berlin and Berghain? I just assumed that you lived there by the way you go on about it. I have probably 100 mates in Berlin and probably 20 or so friends who regularly play there and they don't carry on as much as you.