NSW Government "solution" to "alcohol fueled violence"
It's pretty hard to work out which of these ideas is the dopiest:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/201052019/Fact-sheet

To help, here's the map of the lockout area:

https://twitter.com/Seanberry7news/s.../photo/1/large

Luckily, the Star is excluded, so BRB, just buying some Echo Entertainment shares.
But we're fools if we sit back and stare at the ground
While the weasels and analysts sing
If we want our place in history, we can't let the frustration
Drive us to fashionable drinking again