lots and lots and lots of Simpsons, Futurama & Archer

"Not now Quiznos"

"Booo you whore"

"enhance, enhance, enhance... JUST PRINT THE GOD DAMN THING"

when making coffee... "who wants cream? cream? okay no cream"

also always say "Green jacket, gold jacket, who gives a shit?"

...I'll be sure to get back to you with more. In reality movie & TV quotes is the only way I can communicate with people
Ya baloney