I went to FC v Vic on Saturday with a Geordie mate

Victory had a goal disallowed for one of the most amateur plays I have ever witnessed - passing to a guy in an offside position - just retarded. Then FC had a goal disallowed again for offside

My mate turns to me and says "this is fucking pathetic, they're fucking clueless....... it's like watching Newcastle v West Ham"

Never mind the bollocks
Here's Lambretta