my dogs. It's a one way trip for them - they are not spending 6 months in quarantine on the way back.

and the food. American food is pretty shit. and the coffee. There's a decent expat Aussie community in Santa Barbara, so I'll be right when I decide I miss the Aussie humour and ability to dish out brutal truth when needed. Americans do so love to pussy foot around issues and get so easily angry over things like Obamacare, Abortion etc.
Hopped in the car and torpe'ed to the shack
Of Shaheed, "We gotta go back" when he said
"Why?" I said, "We gotta go
'Cause I left my wallet in El Segundo"