From Le Cock's article on del Piero:


He's recorded his own songs, he's been a torch bearer for the Winter Olympics. Sponsors love him, he's a popular guest of television comedy shows. Charming, and funny. A god? In February this year, there were reports a 12-year-old girl woke from a 15-day coma after listening to del Piero's voice at her bedside. Now that's impressive.

I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.