Originally Posted by Bism View Post

I bid on Bosschaart's away shirt with the intention of wearing it (I also don't know if that's even an option). I've since been usurped, don't know if I care enough to bother bidding higher.

Email from the club:

"Hi [legal-affairs],

Thank you for taking the time to contact us with your enquiry and apologies for the delayed response.

Please note that while the shirt is not glued to a backboard it is pinned in a number of areas and despite them being only small holes they may well increase with age/time. Also, as the shirts are player issue, depending on the who the player is, the shirt may well not actually fit you. [Well, derrrrrr!]

As such, we would not recommend that you buy the shirt and take it out of the frame, however should you win a jersey then it is obviously entirely up to you as to what you do with it.

Happy bidding and I hope you get the one that you are after......"
But we're fools if we sit back and stare at the ground
While the weasels and analysts sing
If we want our place in history, we can't let the frustration
Drive us to fashionable drinking again