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The Sperm Facial...
Ok... So this link was emailed and I thought it must be discussed!

http://yourbeautyspot.ninemsn.com.au...aspx?id=819095


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Thursday, May 28, 2009

No-one said the quest for eternal youth was going to be easy but, really, does it have to be quite so off-putting? The latest bizarre beauty treatment to hit the United States is the "sperm" facial.
A Norwegian company, aptly named Bioforskning, has synthesised a compound found in the little swimmers and claims the resulting concoction is the ultimate new wrinkle-busting antioxidant. The formula is the foundation for the latest "in" treatment, stateside.
The company has synthesised spermine, an organic compound found in sperm, and used it as an ingredient in its SkinScience range of serums, skin creams and eye creams. New York magazine reports New York City's Townhouse Spa offers spermine treatments, where the cream is slathered over skin then ultrasound and infrared light is used to help the product penetrate the lipid barrier.
This isn't the first time male "by-products" have been touted as a beauty wonder. Cosmetic company SkinMedica made a name for itself when it admitted its TNS Recovery Complex was formulated with harvested foreskin cells.
If the idea of sperm doesn't grab you, how about the bird-poo facial which involves having powdered nightingale faeces slapped on your face. Or what about the snail-secretion facial which has been conjured by Townhouse Spa. Whatever happened to good old cucumber slices and mashed avocado?


Would you try it? Do you already subscribe to this version of the fountain of youth?

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As if a bazillion tiny swimming sperm tails couldn't unclog all that microscopic pore dirt.
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Might just have to start up my own back alley business.
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As if a bazillion tiny swimming sperm tails couldn't unclog all that microscopic pore dirt.

they're like nano machines.

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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Would you try it? Do you already subscribe to this version of the fountain of youth?

Discuss.

No and no.

I wonder who the men are who have to donate their jizz for this.. :shudders:
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Might just have to start up my own back alley business.

The article says 'facial' not 'anal'.

Stay on topic.
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oh god, guess what im getting when the man gets home.

You'd better wear some goggles and perhaps draw a target or 2 on your face to get those hotspots.
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Well now I know why all my girlfriends have abnormally good skin.........
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You'd better wear some goggles and perhaps draw a target or 2 on your face to get those hotspots.

very good idea!!! will do
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"NO!! Don't come in my mouth, get it on my face! Jesus, don't you read the news"


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"NO!! Don't come in my mouth, get it on my face! Jesus, don't you read the news"



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"NO!! Don't come in my mouth, get it on my face! Jesus, don't you read the news"

Gold!
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Well now I know why all my girlfriends have abnormally good skin.........

pre-pubescent?

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pre-pubescent?

fucking SNAP.

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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pre-pubescent?

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"NO!! Don't come in my mouth, get it on my face! Jesus, don't you read the news"

LOL! new sig.

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pre-pubescent?




I'm sure I read somewhere about some movie superstar from yesterdays yester-year, that used to get dudes to provide her with man milk for this exact reason.

It was more like 70 dudes or something though. Imagine that..

edit: 70 per day..

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these barbie chicks would probably get snapped in a good bonking session - I doubt that some of them could actually throw down in the sack.

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I lol'd at Hemerage and admit that I got pwned.

But you of all people should really not be laughing......

Maybe get your gf's older sister involved so the sibling love triangle is complete j-tard.

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does she have a younger sister too jrod ?
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lol ian why shouldnt i be laughing?
18 is fine.
you must have had some serious jailbait scare if you think 18 is bad when ur 21.

like you've accidently rooted a 15 yr old that said they were 18 or something.
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Its not the age thing.

Its not the looks thing really.

Its more the maturity thing tbh........... not saying your gf is immature because I dont know her well enough to make that judgement.... but personally I find 18 year old girls pretty stupid.
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i accidentally 15 yr olds all the time


and ian, jarrards gf isn't ur typical 18 yr old dumb bitch. she's actually pretty cool
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Yeah but they still look like the pedo's pauly..... its a bit different
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Its more the maturity thing tbh........... not saying your gf is immature because I dont know her well enough to make that judgement.... but personally I find 18 year old girls pretty stupid.

jesus christ dude, you're like, 20
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Its not the age thing.

Its not the looks thing really.

Its more the maturity thing tbh........... not saying your gf is immature because I dont know her well enough to make that judgement.... but personally I find 18 year old girls pretty stupid.

nah fair call on that.
you'd think alot are immature but the thing is everyone is different. i find some girls at that age i cant stand but others are fine.

it depends on the person really.

you cant say if you found an 18 yr old girl who was hot, friendly, alot of fun and wasnt imature you wouldnt put up a barrier purely because she is 18.
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jesus christ dude, you're like, 20

Well 21 in a couple of weeks............

You mature and change the most from 18-21 imo.... well I did.

The difference between me now and 3 years ago is huge.
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Well 21 in a couple of weeks............

You mature and change the most from 18-21 imo.... well I did.

The difference between me now and 3 years ago is huge.

imagine the difference between you now and in 10 years time (yes, it just keeps on going)

those silly little 18 yr olds will also grow up one day, everyone needs to be that immature at some stage of their life... and personally i think one of the biggest signs of maturity is realising that you will always be that immature person, because you're always going to grow more

meh, back on topic

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LOL! new sig.

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imagine the difference between you now and in 10 years time (yes, it just keeps on going)

those silly little 18 yr olds will also grow up one day, everyone needs to be that immature at some stage of their life... and personally i think one of the biggest signs of maturity is realising that you will always be that immature person, because you're always going to grow more

meh, back on topic

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Yeah exactly.... everyone needs to be that immature at some stage of their life.

And while they are fulfilling that need to be immature and stupid they can stay the fuck away from me..... I dont care if I was like that at some stage... I'm not like that now.

And I dont subscibe to the whole older more mature people looking back and valuing the immature stupid tool they once were and using it as an excuse to act like old knobs if thats what you're saying (dont think it is exactly but yeah)
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Can we get back on the topic of sperm facials now? k thx
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Well 21 in a couple of weeks............

You mature and change the most from 18-21 imo.... well I did.

The difference between me now and 3 years ago is huge.

i always had you picked as someone older. weird.

agreed though. i think if my present self met my 18 year old self, my present self would probably beat the fuck out of that whiny little bitch.

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Can we get back on the topic of sperm facials now? k thx

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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