Oh god, a dog in a football jersey. Does it get anymore bogan?

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Originally Posted by chimby

Oh god, a dog in a football jersey. Does it get anymore bogan?

The dog is named after an aussie rules player?

Yeah I listened to the James Blake album and thought it was pretty average as well.

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Originally Posted by KingWicked

hmm, significantly underwhelmed by the new Matthew Dear and James Blake albums.

James Blake's new album is horrible... think he's craning for a few populist award gongs, 'cos his earlier EPs were very cool (& very different).

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Originally Posted by KingWicked

The dog is named after an aussie rules player?

Touche!!!

I still think Ravey is way cuter.

God knows how long it would have taken to get him in that hoody.

that sucks kel

what was in it?

Dad joke Friday up in this bitch


A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused
permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'. A spokesman for the channel
said. “A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the
humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.”

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Originally Posted by Rogan Josh

James Blake's new album is horrible... think he's craning for a few populist award gongs, 'cos his earlier EPs were very cool (& very different).

-10 SHUFFLE POINTS! It's brilliant!

New Matthew Dear is brilliant too!!! New album penned for late this year too

Nope it's shit

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Originally Posted by chimby

-10 SHUFFLE POINTS! It's brilliant!

New Matthew Dear is brilliant too!!! New album penned for late this year too

Nah, it's cack mate.

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Originally Posted by chimby

Oh god, a dog in a football jersey. Does it get anymore bogan?

a cat in a hoodie (in baysie, no less) is pretty bogan

How bad is this Remix of blakes

Media Player

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Originally Posted by daveyjaye

that sucks kel

what was in it?

It was a creamy herb sauce with cherry tomatoes, prawns, and broccoli. Sounded really good in my head!

This is awesome.

I Crashed Paris Hilton's Birthday And Accidentally The Whole Cake

A few jokes to cheer all y'all tittays up.

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I was at my Mum's when she said "Russell, you're 29 years old now, when are you going to find a decent girl, one with morals and not the usual tarts you seem to attract and settle down"

It was at this point my girlfriend left the room in tears.

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I asked my mates in the pub who they thought America's most notorious assassin was.

Lee Harvey Oswald won by a long shot.

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My mum hates it when I call my stepfather Bernie. He's pretty sensitive about the scars apparantly.

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My girlfriend said it would be nice if I could maintain an erection.

So I've volunteered to clean pigeon shit from Nelson's Column.

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"You can tell a lot about a person by their car."
For example: if it's in a ditch, it's a woman.

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Who named Trojan condoms?

The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of little guys came out and fucked everyone's day up.

Doesn't fill me with confidence.

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Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job.

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I came home from work early one night to find my wife and my best mate, sweaty and breathless in the living room. I said, "What's going on?"

My wife said, "Erm... We've been playing on the Wii Fit." She winked at my mate and said, "Dave did VERY well."

As I walked out of the room, I heard them giggling and calling me a "dickhead", but I had the last laugh. I checked the next day, and none of his scores had even registered!

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The barman says, "We don't serve time travellers in here".

A time traveller walks into a bar.

more jokes more more MORE!!!!!!!

davey d'ya mind if i put that joke on fb? i think it's brilliant. you'll get full credit.

brililant

this was from my dad


A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I
> > quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time....
> >
> >
> > I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was
> > standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3
> > hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself,
> > they've lost the plot!!
> >
> >
> > I was at a cashpoint yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could
> > check her balance, so I pushed her over.
> >
> > A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was
> > refused
> > permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'. A spokesman for the channel
> > said. “A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the
> > humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.”
> >
> >
> > My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our
> > local pet shop and they were £70!!! B******s to this, I thought, I can get
> > one cheaper off the web.
> >
> > Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
> >
> > Went around to a friends house today. His wife was sat there with their
> > newborn baby. She asked if I'd like to wind it. I thought that was a bit
> > harsh so I gave it a dead leg instead.
> >
> > I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
> >
> >
> > I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was
> > sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself
> > ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’.
> >
> >
> > On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said ‘English speaking
> > Doctor’ - I thought, 'What a good idea, why don’t we have them in our
> > country?'
> >
> >
> > The lead actor in the local pantomime, Aladdin, was sexually abused from
> > behind on stage last night. To be fair the audience did try to warn him
> >

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Originally Posted by IHAVENOLEGS

Yeah I listened to the James Blake album and thought it was pretty average as well.

As Sean said, the EP's were really promising but the album has tried for vocals a la Caribou or Moderat but failed dismally.

I listened to the James Blake album expecting brilliance and I was thoroughly disappointed. Might give it one more listen but yeh not impressed at all.

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Originally Posted by hbomb203

davey d'ya mind if i put that joke on fb? i think it's brilliant. you'll get full credit.

go for it

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Originally Posted by Rogan Josh

James Blake's new album is horrible... think he's craning for a few populist award gongs, 'cos his earlier EPs were very cool (& very different).

It's annoying as some of the production is heavy as fuck! Maybe he'll release an instrumental version.

Dave they were awsm

i've never listened to James Blake

but jus did then, Limit to Your Love is an alright tune

is that one off his album? or an old good one?

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Originally Posted by trippytrip

a cat in a hoodie (in baysie, no less) is pretty bogan

Nah, it's just plain old cute

IMO the Blake album edges the Dear album due to the subby production. The dear album is weak synthpop.

this is surely a joke too

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FORGET pig's snout and ram's testicles.
In the world of extreme food, shots of stallion semen are the treat du jour - across the Tasman at least.

Our Kiwi neighbour will be serving up glasses of horse semen at its famed Hokitika Wildfoods festival next month, a "delicacy" that racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake says will have extreme foodies "raring to go".

"Horses are pure testosterone you know. They have hardly any cholesterol, so the idea is you knock it back and feel like a stallion yourself," Mr Kerslake, of Christchurch, said.

"You'll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards."

The NZ$10 shots won't be for the faint-hearted.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/bre...-1226008122105

lol they're gold Davey!

Like the spider one, jokes that could only have come from a dad

Um like WTF?

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Originally Posted by daveyjaye

i've never listened to James Blake

but jus did then, Limit to Your Love is an alright tune

is that one off his album? or an old good one?

Off his album. It's a a Feist cover.

The album only came out this week.

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Originally Posted by BumblingBee

this is surely a joke too

What a bunch of cum guzzlers.

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Originally Posted by Kellyboop

What a bunch of cum guzzlers.

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Originally Posted by KingWicked

IMO the Blake album edges the Dear album due to the subby production. The dear album is weak synthpop.

Dear is a genius!!!

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Originally Posted by BumblingBee

this is surely a joke too

heh heh, he said zizz

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Originally Posted by chimby

Nah, it's just plain old cute

FUCK THIS AFTERNOON IS DRAGGING!

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Originally Posted by trippytrip

heh heh, he said zizz






FUCK THIS AFTERNOON IS DRAGGING!

isn't it just!
oooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwwwwwwo
i'm going to jbhifi after work to pick up the final season of nip/tuck
and season 2 of x files
POW POW POW

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Originally Posted by chimby

Dear is a genius!!!

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Almost beer o'clock.

Man beers at lunch doesn't help with productivity in the afternoon.

Might be time for berocca number 2

Enjoy your fluorescent pee.

@ those jokes. Good work Davey's dad.

ok bitches, here it is. hope this helps ya get through the rest of the afternoon

Having the day off, in a good mood, and with nothing to do, I decided to record a new mix. Press record and just played a bunch of tracks without any idea of where I was going. Very happy with the outcome:

Dave Juric - Dusk Mentality

http://soundcloud.com/juric101/dave-...dusk-mentality

Cheap & Deep Productions - Warm Seqs - Carl Craig Remix
2 Armadillos - Hawthorns Theme
Johan ELG - My Name is Lars - Uone Remix
Oblique Industries & Thank You City - Barrington Tops - Uone Remix
Shonky - Cluborama
Robsounds - Ohnoes - Jamie Stevens Remix
Tom Middleton - Hypnotiser - Scope Remix
Luca Bachetti - El Matador - David Alvorado Mix
Alex Santos, Rocca & Claudio Franco - Insomnia - Ame Remix
Animal Trainer - The Last - Jay Shephard Remix
P'Taah - Your Soul on Me - Spencer Parker Remix

Where do you pull these names from?

Needs more Prog imo.

What's a Dusk Mentality involve?

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Originally Posted by chimby

Dear is a genius!!!

Hardly! He's merely rehashing acts that have gone before him on this album; and none too cleverly either. Some tracks are almost blatant plagiarism.

honestly i just pick random words that sound good in my head that describe the sounds in the mix


this set would suit being listened to at dusk.

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Originally Posted by Kellyboop

Enjoy your fluorescent pee.

OMG!

I friggin freaked out the other day when i peed and it was bright bright yellow.

I thought something is going wrong with me.

I was actually gonna bring it up on here, but thought i'll get bagged out too much...

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Originally Posted by KingWicked

Hardly! He's merely rehashing acts that have gone before him on this album; and none too cleverly either. Some tracks are almost blatant plagiarism.

I meant as a whole. As a label owner, DJ, live Techno act, productions under his numerous alias' as well as his work under his own name.

Calling it blatant plagiarism is a bit far fetched.

Is it beer o'clock yet?

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Originally Posted by Bergs

Is it beer o'clock yet?

I think it is. I'm seconds away from grabbing one from the fridge.