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Hence why you have so much spare time to troll (and get banned from so many dj forums) and be a pain?

That or you spent a big wad of cash on non-prescription meds and have suffered some kind of breakdown
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so as I said above many many times you cant avoid being Audited its just knowing when it will happen

I would show you a little maths on why I can sit back and relax not worrying about money!!
as I said I won some money many years ago - invested 1mill say at 7% at the time
below is what it would be if not touched and I reinvest the interest----
So, to answer the question, how much interest do you earn on One Million Dollars (assuming a 4% interest rate, compounded monthly)?

One Day – $109.59

One Month – $3,333.33

*One Year – $40,741.54 - a normal person wages (not adding on anything more)

Five Years – $220,996.59

Ten Years – $490,832.68

Twenty Years – $1,222,582.09 (its about 25 years since I won a large amount but still win some all the time)
this is where you add on the 1mill already still in the bank!

So, it doesn’t take long for the money to really add up. And there are a lot of ways to get a higher interest rate than 4%. Use a compound interest calculator to experiment with different interest rates, periods of time, and compounding periods.

Why did you copy paste this from 2 different sites? Each site uses a different interest rate. . .

Money, or lack thereof does not effect your status on inthemix, so there is no need to tell such lies
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Dennis ... can you recommend a supplier for snazzy waiscoats?
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I GAVE YOU AN EXAMPLE
talk about being a fucking idiot and not reading it as an example geeez!


who gives a flying crap what rate it is and how you see it

have a not so nice fucked day IDIOT!


dont use them these days - coats are old school now!
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I GAVE YOU AN EXAMPLE
talk about being a fucking idiot and not reading it as an example geeez!


who gives a flying crap what rate it is and how you see it

have a not so nice fucked day IDIOT!

I believe this thread is about auditing. I wanted to stay on topic so I audited your post.

Your constant abuse towards other members is disturbing, and I recommend that dennis is banned for this infraction.
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dont use them these days - coats are old school now!


So what should i wear?


I'd really appreciate the advice of someone so experienced.
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You all can recommend whatever you like, but you chumps keep feeding the troll and taking the bait to the Nth degree. Trolling is a two way street. Clearly old mate Dennis ain't quite right in the head, assuming he ain't just, quite successfully, riling you all up.

Investigate options such as the ignore function, or just staying mum is my advice. Surely it can be managed. I ain't goin on a ban rampage just cos y'all can't help but fuel the fire.
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What about you Pro Tool ... what do you recommend in terms of performance attire?

I'm considering a bowler hat ... but i'm unsure as to the Clockwork Orange connotations ... i'm not a violent man and i won't be playing Beethoven.

I am considering a walking cane though
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Investigate options such as the ignore function, or just staying mum is my advice. Surely it can be managed..

I could probably manage your mum, though I think funkedubs would be quite the handful.
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*chuckles*

SERIOUSLY did not expect the OP to have this much leg. Sorry guys.
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**yawn** advice given above!! - close topic now
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**yawn** advice given above!! - close topic now

i think we should do an audit on the value of closing this thread, i think there's still some valid points to cover
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DJDennis is the new smith only instead of hating on hetrosexuals it's this.

How many times have you been audited in your 34 years in the biz? A lot by the sounds of things.
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don't restart this, please - just don't

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oh here we go again - no one can let threads die

but thats the mentality of some on here
I am just making sure that its seen again to be locked
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now have a not so nice day

oh and trolls dont keep replying to the thread
you have wasted enough just having me reply yet again!!!
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What about you Pro Tool ... what do you recommend in terms of performance attire?

I'm considering a bowler hat ... but i'm unsure as to the Clockwork Orange connotations ... i'm not a violent man and i won't be playing Beethoven.

I am considering a walking cane though

Minnetonka Sheepskin Hat w/Foldable Earflaps are all the rage now.

Dennis knows what im sayin.
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oh here we go again - no one can let threads die

but thats the mentality of some on here
I am just making sure that its seen again to be locked
closed and forgotten

now have a not so nice day

oh and trolls dont keep replying to the thread
you have wasted enough just having me reply yet again!!!

if you ignore something for long enough, it will go away. Just be patient.
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Minnetonka Sheepskin Hat w/Foldable Earflaps are all the rage now.

Dennis knows what im sayin.


I'm gonna get all hipster on this shit and wear a strapon toupee



cos that's the way i roll
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What about you Pro Tool ... what do you recommend in terms of performance attire?

I'm considering a bowler hat ... but i'm unsure as to the Clockwork Orange connotations ... i'm not a violent man and i won't be playing Beethoven.

I am considering a walking cane though

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Isn't this what the cool kids are wearing these days?
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he has to have a broomstick up his A** looking like that!!
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I actually think the toupee looks pretty damn sexy...
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lol............
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lol............

You jelly???
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your one from that answer - dont know how to laugh online
oh thats right you know it all

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Dennis, maybe use grammar and punctuation to make your posts readable.
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your one from that answer - dont know how to laugh online
oh thats right you know it all

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I can quite honestly say I have no clue what you just said. Has playing Rhianna and Chris Brown at 16th birthday parties left you unable to communicate with the general population?
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/me shakes head

oh if you cant speak internet - I would go learn lol


if you cant read what I have posted about this topic
start reading the whole post again!
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ffs this thread needs to pull a winehouse and die famously.
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/me shakes head

oh if you cant speak internet - I would go learn lol


if you cant read what I have posted about this topic
start reading the whole post again!

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Screw you thread.

Dennis. Communicate wtf.
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