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12-Jan-12, 05:05pm Old #1

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Any sluts on ITM?
I like Sluts.
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You forgot to designate if you are after the female or male variety.
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12-Jan-12, 05:44pm Old #3

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Male: Entire population of ITM
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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.
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Aren't both taken as well?

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Aren't both taken as well?

Taken regularly I'd imagine.

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.
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12-Jan-12, 06:05pm Old #6

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I don't think anyone could tame Sylva

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I don't think anyone could tame Sylva

Sylva flosses her teeth with a fresh man each morning.

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.
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Oy
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12-Jan-12, 07:20pm Old #9

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I thought you didn't post anymore

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12-Jan-12, 07:31pm Old #10

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Sluts can never get enough.
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12-Jan-12, 07:33pm Old #11

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Marshy is/was a slut.
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12-Jan-12, 07:37pm Old #12

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Becy got a snatch on her that looks like an open wound.

I'd know, I ate her out behind the Emirates tent at Melbourne Cup Day a few years back.
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Beat your meat and fling the load"

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12-Jan-12, 07:42pm Old #13

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Are we using the diagram 'slut node' definition here?

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.
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12-Jan-12, 07:53pm Old #14

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I like Sluts.

The Fred Pillhead alias is strong in this one.
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12-Jan-12, 07:56pm Old #15

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NICE, more slutz pls!
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13-Jan-12, 03:37pm Old #16

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I'm more shameless tart than slut.

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13-Jan-12, 03:58pm Old #17

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looks like the survey results are in.

can't argue i guess....
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13-Jan-12, 04:14pm Old #18

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good job i have such an immense penis to fill that wide on
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13-Jan-12, 04:22pm Old #19

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ahahahahaha... christ.
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13-Jan-12, 05:19pm Old #20

ding ding ding ding...
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thread brings the lols

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The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious ****s? Where is the god of tits and wine?
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13-Jan-12, 05:37pm Old #21

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I want all the slutty chicks on mix to post pics of themselves in slutty poses please...
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I want all the slutty chicks on mix to post pics of themselves in slutty poses please...

This.
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13-Jan-12, 08:02pm Old #24

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Shepz you gonna put on a church of techno again or what mate?
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The Fred Pillhead alias is strong in this one.

I have no alter, I am the alter.
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Beat your meat and fling the load"
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13-Jan-12, 11:31pm Old #26

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I'm a slut and here is my pose

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14-Jan-12, 10:21am Old #27

ding ding ding ding...
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Hawt!

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The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious ****s? Where is the god of tits and wine?
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I'm a slut and here is my pose

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How you doing?
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It's spelt "lutz".

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When did ITM get funny again??
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18-Jan-12, 02:55pm Old #33

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9th of October 2010 i believe?
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18-Jan-12, 03:01pm Old #34

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Shepz you gonna put on a church of techno again or what mate?

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next time you are banging a slut from behind, or if indeed you are the slut being banged in doggy,

imagine that clapping noise is your dad around the corner, slowly steadily clapping his hands sarcastically


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18-Jan-12, 03:16pm Old #36

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what do you mean 'next time'
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fucken uncooperative sluts

ps owls are gay
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When did ITM get funny again??


Goes through peaks and troughs......
Random.

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I enjoy sluts peaks.
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Bizzy has an awful lot of posts

you have an awful lot of likes.....
if guys had periods, theyd brag about the size of their tampons
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When did ITM get funny again??

We normally keep the funny in S&F, but we've decided to share it round a bit today.
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I enjoy sluts peaks.

I prefer their troughs.
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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.
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9th of October 2010 i believe?

Cheers Jase!

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post reported due to lack of sluts

Was mine not reported on count of being one?

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Bizzy has an awful lot of posts

Indeed I doooooooo!
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post reported due to lack of sluts

I sure will put Church of Techno on again...

Although this is best saved for another thread. As this thread is all about Sluts.
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