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They all look so innocent
...what does that even mean?!
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You should see her crack.

Neither got nuthin on my sack.

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This one time, Scott cuddled me.

Wait, this is the confessional, yes?

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I actually remember that. And then you gave me sleeping pills.

Now that I think about it, you were trying to date rape me, weren't you?

Why would she try to date rape you when she already made it to your home base?

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a sense of superiority that has no standard unit of measurement.

They get paid in snobby wanks,

So they all wank each other in grammatical corrective appreciation,

But if they're all the same person....


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13-Apr-12, 09:09am Old #1310

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13-Apr-12, 09:50am Old #1311

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This one time, Scott cuddled me.

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13-Apr-12, 10:02am Old #1312

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back of my hands are peeling a bit from the sunburn on long ride. im going to a wedding tomorrow looking like a fucking leper. #notgoingtogetlaid

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.
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13-Apr-12, 10:17am Old #1313

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srs question...

wearing orthotics while playing sports.. overpronation causing a negative effect? should i just wear normal innersoles?
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13-Apr-12, 10:18am Old #1314

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back of my hands are peeling a bit from the sunburn on long ride. im going to a wedding tomorrow looking like a fucking leper. #notgoingtogetlaid

Get a cloth or a loofa or some shit and go to town on it, then lather on the sorbelene or some such and hope for the best.
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back of my hands are peeling a bit from the sunburn on long ride. im going to a wedding tomorrow looking like a fucking leper. #notgoingtogetlaid

urgh, is that the hole from where the gloves do up? very easy to forget, very fruity looking sunburn
if i could think of something witty to say i'd put it here
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nah, wasnt wearing gloves. right hand just has a few little spots, but left hand is much worse because the sun was on that side most of the day. and i have a white stripe on the left wrist too from the wristband. im gonna look so sharp.

went shopping for some wedding suitable clothes last night and didnt find anything. probably shouldnt have left it till the last minute

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chilli is hot pepper food etc.
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13-Apr-12, 10:39am Old #1317

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srs question...

wearing orthotics while playing sports.. overpronation causing a negative effect? should i just wear normal innersoles?

What does your podiatrist reckon?
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I've worn my orthotics for everything since I was like 10, except for my spikes when I did Little A's.
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I've worn my orthotics for everything since I was like 10, except for my spikes when I did Little A's.

Just had a weird mental image of you nailing the little 'a' on sesame street. As you were.
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What does your podiatrist reckon?

haven't been back since i got the orthotics... might schedule appointment after physio next week
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haven't been back since i got the orthotics... might schedule appointment after physio next week

Excellent, keep me posted
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will do GoodLove... i'm in need of some good loving...
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will do GoodLove... i'm in need of some good loving...

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hey people who are more fashionable than me, what can i wear/buy for a wedding?

my non work clothes are t-shirts, short sleeve hipster shirts and jeans with white or black casual shoes.

my work clothes are white or blue shirts with charcoal slacks and black plain ol leather shoes.

none of this combined makes a wedding outfit afaik.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.
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A suit you fucking hippy.

If your friends are also fucking hippies maybe you can get away with buying a blazer/sportscoat and you can wear that with jeans. It will come in handy if you ever need to host Australian idol.
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^ this guy. I once wore a linen shirt, linen pants and a blazery sort of jacket to a wedding on a rool hot day in Canberra. Looked a bit out of place (but also rool snazzy). I stopped caring after about the 6th drink.
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a suit? fuck that, im not even sure the groom will be that fancy.

but suddenly i can wear jeans if i have a blazer? man, fashion is crazy.

can i wear a dress shirt with chinos and nice shoes? not that i have that, but it's easier to acquire.

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I've realized that im definitely getting old, a mate has hired out a club in town for his 30th tonight, it would be a massive night if i went but im just not that interested in pissing $300 against the wall and paying for it with a hangover/sore jaw tomorrow.
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Just wear a nice shirt, slacks and black shoes, easy. Chuck a tie on to be more formal, surely you have a nice tie or can go buy one.
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can i wear a dress shirt with chinos and nice shoes? not that i have that, but it's easier to acquire.

Definitely, especially if it's going to be a more casual affair. Roll up your shirt sleeves and chinos for added hipster cred.
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chinos

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white shoes.


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halp.

Your right you need help.

Chinos and white shoes should not be in anyone's wardrobe.

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Your right you need help.

Chinos and white shoes should not be in anyone's wardrobe.

you're.

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i don't own chinos, but white shoes are awesome.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
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