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Goldeneye N64 - How the poodle does it work
Serious how good was this game - 1997, ninety farking seven, it's like the developers at Rare went ahead in time and stole ideas for the game, even Call of Duty doesn't have the level of NPC model mesh and bullet hit detection/reaction/animation/locale blood detection.

The music - 'Silo' comes to mind, fuarrrk

Even the trailer kicked ass

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Never played it.

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I can one up you, I played it and didn't see what all the fuss was about.

I did have a PC that I'd play FPS on all the time, so SID factors come in to play severely.
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Fair enough, GE multiplayer when you break it down does not really compete with PC FPS unless you're already a GE fan.* The whole thing was tacked on about five minutes before they shipped. What really makes GE legendary is the campaign. Arguably one of the most atmospheric and fun FPS campaigns of all time.

*Perfect Dark on the other hand, has still not been matched.
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You old PC guys don't understaaaaaaand.

Fair enough, GE multiplayer when you break it down does not really compete with PC FPS unless you're already a GE fan.* The whole thing was tacked on about five minutes before they shipped. What really makes GE legendary is the campaign. Arguably one of the most atmospheric and fun FPS campaigns of all time.

*Perfect Dark on the other hand, has still not been matched.

i was pc back then too & i still loved GE. The campaign was awesome. So much fun
multiplayer while simple was a shitload of fun. For something that was an afterthought they got it right
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I've got Perfect Dark on N64 emulator - never played it.

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If you're emulating, I suggest either getting a USB-N64 controller adapter, or setting it up for proper PC controls (WASD+mouse). There are some guides floating about to do that in Project64 I think. Anything else kinda ruins it.
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If you're emulating, I suggest either getting a USB-N64 controller adapter, or setting it up for proper PC controls (WASD+mouse). There are some guides floating about to do that in Project64 I think. Anything else kinda ruins it.


Yeah Project64 is what iv'e been using, runs GE good, didn't know there was mouse support.

But cmon, looking into the watch menu - genius

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Modern FPS games are so fucking lazy, N64 era FPS games had people fucking reacting to where they got shot and blood coming from where they were hit and stuff, no modern FPS seems to have this.

Fun one was turok when you shot someone in the ear they would clutch it and fall to the ground Oh and Soldier of Fortune, that game was fucking insane with it's hit detection.
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I'm not sure if I remember this right - but could you dual wield different weapons in Golden-Eye? I'm sure there was a game on N64 where you could hold, say a pistol in one hand and a submachine gun in the other
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Yeah you could dual-wield. Mostly it was the same weapon, but there were some occasions were they were different. Most obvious one being the grenade launcher and RC-P90 that you get from Xenia in the jungle.

Memory is foggy, but I think there was a button trick you could use to wield other combos as well.

[edit] Heh. Just when you think you're a big nerd for remembering that, a bigger nerd has documented it. http://goldeneye.wikia.com/wiki/Dual_Wielding
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GE multiplayer when you break it down does not really compete with PC FPS unless you're already a GE fan.

or unless you actually had friends

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As someone who never had a 64 growing up and no friends who did, i never understood (and still don't) the appeal of playing a FPS on a shitty 3-handled controller.
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I haven't taken any interest in fps since goldeneye

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