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No wonders Seal managed to bag Heidi Klum.

Motherfucker is the smoothest cat out there. Such a slick operator.

And good show, too
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I usually hate these shows, but for some reason this is at least twice the show that the others are.

I'd love to put one through Delta.
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Would love to smash Delta, like really make her scream.

Surprisingly the Good Charlotte wanker i'm not finding as annoying as I thought I would.

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Shit show is super shit...they're all a bunch of faffy bellends and the host is a moron...change the mother fucking channel
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Show is good...but will turn to sh1t as all producers like to milk the sh1t out of the viewers in every possible way....i.e. will they make an additional 100 episodes as like Aus's Got Talent or make a Junior Voice like Junior Masterchef...

Delta...hot! But learn to STFU as you tend to get annoying when you talk more than you have to!
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What is it with Australian shows having Pom hosts? Its an outrage! Fuck off back to England you cunce.
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He actually moved to Australia when he was a kid...
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I watched the chair turning of the US one, and the next one but after that it got to be another stock standard singing contest and was bland as.

Pretty sure This version will suffer the same fate.
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He actually moved to Australia when he was a kid...

...well then...






































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the most offensive part is they display peoples "tweets" on screen. Fuck off

i know this cause i watch the show. there i said it
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i like it, totally hooked! but agree that it will probably lose its attraction once the chair-turning part is over...

i fucking hate delta. i really dont know what she could offer any budding artist! and there weren't even any tears when she was "crying" with the blind girl, so fake.

the guys are awesome, seem quite real and down to earth. has anyone else noticed the amount of sexual innuendo there is though?? far too much for its timeslot

last nights ep was pretty void of any amazing talent i thought, bar the kiwi mum...next week better bring the goods!
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i fucking hate delta. i really dont know what she could offer any budding artist! and there weren't even any tears when she was "crying" with the blind girl, so brave.

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who was brave, delta? how so?
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I'm outraged that John Farnham isn't a judge.
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who was brave, delta? how so?

Give yourself an uppercut, Delta had cancer, she's braver than Simpson's donkey and Sally Pearson combined!

Delta is BRAVE.

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I haven't watched this but it's absolute crap.
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I also have not watched it and you are right it's crap.
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Give yourself an uppercut, Delta had cancer, she's braver than Simpson's donkey and Sally Pearson combined!

Delta is BRAVE.

i'm not commenting on delta's cancer, i am commenting on her fake non tears for television when trying to relate to the blind girl.

so no, i wont be giving myself an uppercut.
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I've actually been following both the US, UK and AU version of this show and as far as set quality goes, the AU one looks the cheapest and tackiest by far. Even the chairs don't seem to be as good a quality.

Been some pretty talented people across all 3 versions of the show, but from an entertainment point of view, i found the US one to be better as far as judge interaction/banter.

The UK one is good, aside from wil.i.am big noting himself every 30 seconds.

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Delta would be better utilised if she were naked and getting violated in several holes by a Shure SM58, she adds no value to the musical aspects of this show whatsoever
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Even the chairs don't seem to be as good a quality.

Lol i thought I saw them turning themselves around with the aid of brooms.

Seriously I can't believe Seal still hasn't explained those funny marks or scars on his face. Did he go through an exorcism or something?

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so after this thread i started with an episode of season 2 (US) and then straight after that watched teh 1st episode of the Aussie version



so america gets the singer of maroon 5, christina Aquilera, Cee-Lo and some douche

Australia just gets 4 douches

laughed at deltas intro "the highest selling female artist THIS CENTURY"

whoooaaah and yes our set does look like a cheap knock off of the US set

i was laughing at the US one though first episode in and Christina seriously just goes after the maroon 5 dude, for absoultely no reason, to the oint everyone is looking at her going what the f*ck is your problem

btw when did she get so fat?
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Seriously I can't believe Seal still hasn't explained those funny marks or scars on his face. Did he go through an exorcism or something?


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so america gets the singer of maroon 5, christina Aquilera, Cee-Lo and some douche

Australia just gets 4 douches

Ummm, newsflash, Maroon 5 blow fucking monkey dick and their singer is a massive fucking douche! Christina is a douche, Cee-lo is a fucking weirdo, alright musically, but a fucking weirdo all the same

Much more respect for Joel Madden and Seal (coz he banged Heidi!) than any of the judges on the American show

Delta and Keith, yeah, meh...I guess if I was into country, Keith is alright
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Keith is cool for being a massive former (allegedly) cokehead because drugs are cool. Besides he needed them to put up with Nicole Kidman's crap.

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Ummm, newsflash, Maroon 5 blow fucking monkey dick and their singer is a massive fucking douche! Christina is a douche, Cee-lo is a fucking weirdo, alright musically, but a fucking weirdo all the same

Much more respect for Joel Madden and Seal (coz he banged Heidi!) than any of the judges on the American show

Delta and Keith, yeah, meh...I guess if I was into country, Keith is alright

I agree.

To add...Keith is in there because the US version has some apparently famous country singer on there as a judge as well...
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I like the chair turning bit but am assuming I will stop watching it once that ends and they start working with their 'teams', as suspect it will then just turn mighty tedious. Agree that Joel Madden is much less of a douche than I was expecting him to be.
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I have actually started watching this, I never thought id get into the whole music talent show thing but I love it!
I like ther UK one and the AUS one, I agree that Joel Madden is less of a douche that I thought!

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Delta is such a dork.

Delta is embarrassing, sometimes I have to change the channel when she's on, so cringe worthy.
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Delta is embarrassing, sometimes I have to change the channel when she's on, so cringe worthy.

Its funny...99% of the time when Delta and another judge presses the red button...the contestant always goes for the non-Delta judge
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Was Seal Caught Jerking Off On Last Night’s Episode of Australia’s The Voice?

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I don't go to be in the VIP area.. I don't need big breaks, a big song with a buildup and lights and smoke.. all you need is a kickdrum and a good bassline. You don't need any of that other shit. Na, I'm not going for none of those reasons.. I'm just going for the music.

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Hate to say it but I don't hate this show. It appears more genuine, they're actually picking singers (as opposed to 14 year olds who will get the 12-15 year old girl vote), the judges aren't wankers - they give nice feedback even when none of them picked the person, there's no awful people put up just to laugh at.

There's no verbal slaughtering of morons a la every other talent show. There's not as much lame sob story element, there's a bit but we're not forced to listen to 5 minutes on "how hard my life has been" and it's done behind the scenes.

Sadly with 40 singers involved, it'll drag on and on until you hate each and every person, but I'll stop watching well before then.

Also, despite the fact that Delta is lame, vacuous and fake....I'd do horrible horrible things to her.
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Its funny...99% of the time when Delta and another judge presses the red button...the contestant always goes for the non-Delta judge

so true! and she gets so cut about it
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Too many people who really struggle with their song get picked too soon by all judges, then people who are killing it get only one person turning or none at all.

I thought the bloke last night who was doing John Legend's 'Take it Slow' was boss, and he only got Delta, whereas another tart who was really struggling with a Rhianna song got Seal early on, then another 2 later on. What gives?

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I really think some people are 'too good' for the comp, the judges want some people to mentor and develop.

On sunday there was a mother a daughter duo, they had strong voices and to me were flawless in their delivery, but when they were shut down they showed their arrogant side (the mum did), it would be hard to mentor someone that thinks they're top shit already.
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THe people tonight were fairly weak, I reckon singers passed over earlier in the comp would be pissed watching this bunch get through.
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I really think some people are 'too good' for the comp, the judges want some people to mentor and develop.

On sunday there was a mother a daughter duo, they had strong voices and to me were flawless in their delivery, but when they were shut down they showed their arrogant side (the mum did), it would be hard to mentor someone that thinks they're top shit already.

They definitely had strong voices but I didn't like them...having one Tina Turner is enough...their voices weren't original, you could oh so scream the shit out of a song but not a whole album and you can't really work much with their voices compared to the other contestants imo...did you see them on ACA or Today Tonight last light? I came across it when I was flipping channels...that mum was the mentor/singing teacher for that Popstars show years and years ago The arrogance in them is ridiculous...the mum even talked shit about how Delta coming to her for a hug pissed her off! If you were so good and talk it up then why jump on a TV show to try and get fame? Sometimes its good to see these arrogant people fail and the truth comes out!
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THe people tonight were fairly weak, I reckon singers passed over earlier in the comp would be pissed watching this bunch get through.

Missed tonight's episode...all the judges filled their spots? I remember the US version gave the rejects a second chance to sing if any of the judges haven't filled their squad.

Realistically, you only really need a couple of good singers on your team and fill the rest of your squad with whoever because surely the judges have their favourites and pre-pick the better singer in the battler rounds
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i hate to admitt it but im kinda getting hooked on this show - both U.S & Aussie versions

watching how it progresses on the U.S show with 'Battles' then 'Live shows' - the format is certainly different and much more entertaining than say American / Australian Idol

there were a couple of questionable decisions by the Team leaders in the U.S battles ie; people choosing singers based more on their look and marketability than their actual performance

have never rated Delta - but DAMN if she doesnt look hot these days - would hit it fo'sure

the aussie judges have grown on me
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The Aussie judges are more genuine apart from the odd hidden agenda Delta has when she speaks more than she has to at times...i'm interested with the battle rounds now...
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