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airconteka · 19-Apr-12, 08:49pm

Of all the times to come along too, what a coincidence

little_brad · 19-Apr-12, 08:50pm

i bet scotty has Jess tied up to the bed and is making her make these posts

avatar_karma · 19-Apr-12, 08:50pm

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Originally Posted by little_brad

scotty, keen for a hate fuck with me and glenn tomorrow?

I definitely don't want to be the meat in that sandwich.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JessMess

Scott's actually pretty damn lovely. As a good friend of his and someone who has been romantically involved with him, I can say he is pretty fucking awesome in real life with women, despite perhaps being poor with his expression of said awesomeness on the internet. He had no idea I knew of this thread's existence, and luckily there is not one reference to me in here

Stop keeping tabs on the S&F forum. Morphee would be first to tell you if I was talking about you on here

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Originally Posted by airconteka

oh no you didn't go and get a girl to defend you Scotty, that's weak as brah

I can defend myself Glennykins

airconteka · 19-Apr-12, 08:51pm

Also how much do you weigh jessMess? Dont worry we ask all the new guys that question

airconteka · 19-Apr-12, 08:53pm

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Originally Posted by avatar_karma

Stop keeping tabs on the S&F forum. Morphee would be first to tell you if I was talking about you on here

Ahh thats the broad you guys were talking about the other week

rancho · 19-Apr-12, 08:53pm

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Originally Posted by metaphorikal

Word.

The hotter the wingwoman the hotter you look to prospective moisties.

Now all I need to do is work on Step 1. Attain hot wingwoman

nah that's rubbish, one of my best friends is a rather hot lass and whenever she tries to wingman me the girls always try and hook up with her. she could turn just about anyone

avatar_karma · 19-Apr-12, 08:54pm

Yes.

JessMess · 19-Apr-12, 08:54pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by airconteka

Of all the times to come along too, what a coincidence

I've been considering when to do the 'big reveal' for about a month now

airconteka · 19-Apr-12, 08:55pm

I tihnk it's cute you are covering up for Scotty, but come on!

metaphorikal · 19-Apr-12, 08:56pm

+1 to what Fledz said.

Fortunately, I was never one for judging people on where they lived, money, who they were friends with etc etc. I hated school precisely because of who went there and couldn't wait to finish.Turns out the wankers at school are still wankers who still hang out in their social circles pretending that we are still at school.

JessMess · 19-Apr-12, 08:57pm

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Originally Posted by airconteka

I tihnk it's cute you are covering up for Scotty, but come on!

What... you don't believe me?

rancho · 19-Apr-12, 08:59pm

i can't believe scotty has had an alias since 2003 to cover his tracks. that's more dedicated than marshy.

airconteka · 19-Apr-12, 09:02pm

I'm more impressed he made the alias siamese twins to give it a bit of a back story

Astro-Boy · 19-Apr-12, 09:03pm

I can't even keep up. Is Scotty Sydney Melbourne J-Rod now?

Someone should put together a list, or possibly a chart.

avatar_karma · 19-Apr-12, 09:04pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astro-Boy

I can't even keep up. Is Scotty Sydney Melbourne J-Rod now?

Someone should put together a list, or possibly a chart.

A diagram even?

Fledz · 19-Apr-12, 09:05pm

I like it when women try and defend guys but don't realise that the mere action actually makes it worse for the guy. This is cringeworthy and highly entertaining

Also Jess, we need to know your weight as mentioned. It's a rite of passage.

JessMess · 19-Apr-12, 09:05pm

The last one I saw was particularly inaccurate and out of date...

Astro-Boy · 19-Apr-12, 09:05pm

Also, how's the circle-jerk up in Sydney these days? Srsly.

JessMess · 19-Apr-12, 09:06pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fledz

I like it when women try and defend guys but don't realise that the mere action actually makes it worse for the guy. This is cringeworthy and highly entertaining

Also Jess, we need to know your weight as mentioned. It's a rite of passage.

I like that you think I don't realise that, cute

Is that rite of passage thread specifc? I haven't weighed myself in about a year.

big eddie · 19-Apr-12, 09:06pm

Shadow of its former self.

JessMess · 19-Apr-12, 09:07pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astro-Boy

Also, how's the circle-jerk up in Sydney these days? Srsly.

I spent the weekend circle jerking with ITMers in Melbourne... so it's okay

Astro-Boy · 19-Apr-12, 09:07pm

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Originally Posted by avatar_karma

A diorama even?

You bent my wookie.

airconteka · 19-Apr-12, 09:10pm

my son has started saying 'hektic' things like 'look at that hektic bus' In other news his favourite current band is beastie boys, it was LMFAO a week ago. Success!

Fledz · 19-Apr-12, 09:12pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astro-Boy

Also, how's the circle-jerk up in Sydney these days? Srsly.

Everyone in Sydney hates each other, it's cool to be a posh wanker.

avatar_karma · 19-Apr-12, 09:14pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astro-Boy

You bent my wookie.

That's some nice fluting, boy.

franko123 · 19-Apr-12, 09:29pm

thread was like down to a 3... then it ramped up to like an 8 and now it's back down < 5

JustinJ · 19-Apr-12, 09:33pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by metaphorikal

+1 to what Fledz said.

Fortunately, I was never one for judging people on where they lived, money, who they were friends with etc etc. I hated school precisely because of who went there and couldn't wait to finish.Turns out the wankers at school are still wankers who still hang out in their social circles pretending that we are still at school.

lol. mad segue.

Quote:

Originally Posted by franko123

thread was like down to a 3... then it ramped up to like an 8 and now it's back down < 5

That's cos you pointed it out.

Fledz · 19-Apr-12, 09:41pm

As you can see, Frankos scale only goes from 1 to 3.

MissAnge · 19-Apr-12, 10:02pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astro-Boy

Also, how's the circle-jerk up in Sydney these days? Srsly.

It's pretty sloppy.

SpaceMonkey · 19-Apr-12, 10:03pm

^add some keggles to your WOD?

Bizzy · 19-Apr-12, 10:11pm

Did someone say circle jerk?

Poondaddy Shortbread · 19-Apr-12, 10:12pm

Keggles makes it sound like the kids' version.

avatar_karma · 19-Apr-12, 10:13pm

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Originally Posted by Bizzy

Did someone say circle jerk?

ohhai Biz.

airconteka · 19-Apr-12, 10:14pm

Not another white knightess

Bizzy · 19-Apr-12, 10:19pm

'sup Scotty

JustinJ · 19-Apr-12, 10:21pm

~~age/sex/location~~ age/height/weight?

Derelict · 19-Apr-12, 10:21pm

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Originally Posted by avatar_karma

b) I'm not the one spraying other people for their internets persona.

What's that you say?

Quote:

Originally Posted by JessMess

Scott's actually pretty damn lovely. As a good friend of his and someone who has been romantically involved with him, I can say he is pretty fucking awesome in real life with women, despite perhaps being poor with his expression of said awesomeness on the internet. He had no idea I knew of this thread's existence, and luckily there is not one reference to me in here

Jess Mess, you wouldn't happen to be a certain somebody that my friends Jono, Jess, Mel, Geoff and Pat have all mentioned in the past in various stories, would you?

Bizzy · 19-Apr-12, 10:28pm

31/165cm/58kgs

JessMess · 19-Apr-12, 10:29pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derelict

What's that you say?

Jess Mess, you wouldn't happen to be a certain somebody that my friends Jono, Jess, Mel, Geoff and Pat have all mentioned in the past in various stories, would you?

I don't think so, I don't kow a Jono, Mel, Geoff or a Pat or any combination of those people! Unless of course my reputation proceeds me and people I don't know are talking about me. I doubt I'm that interesting though... people probably have much better uses for their time than talking about me

Fledz · 19-Apr-12, 10:33pm

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Originally Posted by Bizzy

31/165cm/58kgs

That's a good age. Women are the hottest in their 30s.

airconteka · 19-Apr-12, 10:35pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bizzy

31/165cm/58kgs

Are you Scotty from the future?

metaphorikal · 19-Apr-12, 10:35pm

@jess r u hot

Derelict · 19-Apr-12, 10:37pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by JessMess

I don't think so, I don't kow a Jono, Mel, Geoff or a Pat or any combination of those people! Unless of course my reputation proceeds me and people I don't know are talking about me. I doubt I'm that interesting though... people probably have much better uses for their time than talking about me

Fair enough. I've heard people tell stories of a certain character named mess who is very fond of getting really trashed, and I was certain her name was Jess. Weird coincidence?

Fledz · 19-Apr-12, 10:39pm

Oh Jess and Bizzy, we forgot to ask the 2nd most important question after weight. Do you like to cuddle?

Bizzy · 19-Apr-12, 10:39pm

Women are at thier sexual peak in thier 30's.

No I am not Scotty from the future

And yes, Jess is hot

JessMess · 19-Apr-12, 10:40pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derelict

Fair enough. I've heard people tell stories of a certain character named mess who is very fond of getting really trashed, and I was certain her name was Jess. Weird coincidence?

Possibly! Either that or I"m super fucking interesting

Though, I get trashed rarely these days. Maybe once a year? Too old, not enough stamina... boring snoring.

Astro-Boy · 19-Apr-12, 10:42pm

I'ma head over to lifestyle for a bit and see if they're talking about sport.

metaphorikal · 19-Apr-12, 10:42pm

Is the G spot really up your ass?

Srs.

MissAnge · 19-Apr-12, 10:42pm

Stamina when it counts, Jess.

Fledz · 19-Apr-12, 10:42pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bizzy

Women are at thier sexual peak in thier 30's.

Men are at their sexual peak at 18

Wait...

airconteka +	19-Apr-12, 08:49pm #2001 moving sideways in a forward motion
Joined Dec '06 Times thanked < 8,551 Posts 17,932	Of all the times to come along too, what a coincidence Unspoilt by Progress
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little_brad +	19-Apr-12, 08:50pm #2002 Registered User
Joined Oct '02 Times thanked < 3,893 Posts 8,378	i bet scotty has Jess tied up to the bed and is making her make these posts
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avatar_karma +	19-Apr-12, 08:50pm #2003 Registered User
Joined Jan '07 Times thanked < 1,614 Posts 10,284	Quote: Originally Posted by little_brad scotty, keen for a hate fuck with me and glenn tomorrow? I definitely don't want to be the meat in that sandwich. Quote: Originally Posted by JessMess Scott's actually pretty damn lovely. As a good friend of his and someone who has been romantically involved with him, I can say he is pretty fucking awesome in real life with women, despite perhaps being poor with his expression of said awesomeness on the internet. He had no idea I knew of this thread's existence, and luckily there is not one reference to me in here Stop keeping tabs on the S&F forum. Morphee would be first to tell you if I was talking about you on here Quote: Originally Posted by airconteka oh no you didn't go and get a girl to defend you Scotty, that's weak as brah I can defend myself Glennykins Quote: Originally Posted by CheelWinston Enlightened, morally strong sports fans follow the NRL.

airconteka +	19-Apr-12, 08:51pm #2004 moving sideways in a forward motion
Joined Dec '06 Times thanked < 8,551 Posts 17,932	Also how much do you weigh jessMess? Dont worry we ask all the new guys that question Unspoilt by Progress

airconteka +	19-Apr-12, 08:53pm #2005 moving sideways in a forward motion
Joined Dec '06 Times thanked < 8,551 Posts 17,932	Quote: Originally Posted by avatar_karma Stop keeping tabs on the S&F forum. Morphee would be first to tell you if I was talking about you on here Ahh thats the broad you guys were talking about the other week Unspoilt by Progress

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rancho +	19-Apr-12, 08:53pm #2006 Oooooooh such a good time
Joined May '05 Times thanked < 6,679 Posts 21,356	Quote: Originally Posted by metaphorikal Word. The hotter the wingwoman the hotter you look to prospective moisties. Now all I need to do is work on Step 1. Attain hot wingwoman nah that's rubbish, one of my best friends is a rather hot lass and whenever she tries to wingman me the girls always try and hook up with her. she could turn just about anyone Quote: Originally Posted by jarrardscott well, according to dictionary.com chilli is hot pepper food etc. chilly is cold temperature.

avatar_karma +	19-Apr-12, 08:54pm #2007 Registered User
Joined Jan '07 Times thanked < 1,614 Posts 10,284	Yes. Quote: Originally Posted by CheelWinston Enlightened, morally strong sports fans follow the NRL.

JessMess +	19-Apr-12, 08:54pm #2008 why oh why am I still at work when it's my almost last day in the public service?
Joined Jan '03 Times thanked < 9 Posts 2,867	Quote: Originally Posted by airconteka Of all the times to come along too, what a coincidence I've been considering when to do the 'big reveal' for about a month now Be good.. and if you can't be good, then be good at it... FILTH whore

airconteka +	19-Apr-12, 08:55pm #2009 moving sideways in a forward motion
Joined Dec '06 Times thanked < 8,551 Posts 17,932	I tihnk it's cute you are covering up for Scotty, but come on! Unspoilt by Progress

metaphorikal +	19-Apr-12, 08:56pm #2010 u mad
Joined Jun '08 Times thanked < 1,574 Posts 4,910	+1 to what Fledz said. Fortunately, I was never one for judging people on where they lived, money, who they were friends with etc etc. I hated school precisely because of who went there and couldn't wait to finish.Turns out the wankers at school are still wankers who still hang out in their social circles pretending that we are still at school.

JessMess +	19-Apr-12, 08:57pm #2011 why oh why am I still at work when it's my almost last day in the public service?
Joined Jan '03 Times thanked < 9 Posts 2,867	Quote: Originally Posted by airconteka I tihnk it's cute you are covering up for Scotty, but come on! What... you don't believe me? Be good.. and if you can't be good, then be good at it... FILTH whore

rancho +	19-Apr-12, 08:59pm #2012 Oooooooh such a good time
Joined May '05 Times thanked < 6,679 Posts 21,356	i can't believe scotty has had an alias since 2003 to cover his tracks. that's more dedicated than marshy. Quote: Originally Posted by jarrardscott well, according to dictionary.com chilli is hot pepper food etc. chilly is cold temperature.
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airconteka +	19-Apr-12, 09:02pm #2013 moving sideways in a forward motion
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Astro-Boy +	19-Apr-12, 09:03pm #2014 LOOK AT MY BALD COCK. LOOK AT IT.
Joined Oct '03 Times thanked < 14,089 Posts 32,551	I can't even keep up. Is Scotty Sydney Melbourne J-Rod now? Someone should put together a list, or possibly a chart. Quote: Originally Posted by SlicyDicer I got kicked out of seven for falling asleep with a bottle of sparkling wine in my hand Quote: Originally Posted by SlicyDicer Then I snuck back in and fell asleep again, boy were they mad
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avatar_karma +	19-Apr-12, 09:04pm #2015 Registered User
Joined Jan '07 Times thanked < 1,614 Posts 10,284	Quote: Originally Posted by Astro-Boy I can't even keep up. Is Scotty Sydney Melbourne J-Rod now? Someone should put together a list, or possibly a chart. A diagram even? Quote: Originally Posted by CheelWinston Enlightened, morally strong sports fans follow the NRL.

Fledz +	19-Apr-12, 09:05pm #2016 Royal Astrological Metaphysician
Joined Aug '06 Times thanked < 3,552 Posts 11,235	I like it when women try and defend guys but don't realise that the mere action actually makes it worse for the guy. This is cringeworthy and highly entertaining Also Jess, we need to know your weight as mentioned. It's a rite of passage.

JessMess +	19-Apr-12, 09:05pm #2017 why oh why am I still at work when it's my almost last day in the public service?
Joined Jan '03 Times thanked < 9 Posts 2,867	The last one I saw was particularly inaccurate and out of date... Be good.. and if you can't be good, then be good at it... FILTH whore

Astro-Boy +	19-Apr-12, 09:05pm #2018 LOOK AT MY BALD COCK. LOOK AT IT.
Joined Oct '03 Times thanked < 14,089 Posts 32,551	Also, how's the circle-jerk up in Sydney these days? Srsly. Quote: Originally Posted by SlicyDicer I got kicked out of seven for falling asleep with a bottle of sparkling wine in my hand Quote: Originally Posted by SlicyDicer Then I snuck back in and fell asleep again, boy were they mad
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JessMess +	19-Apr-12, 09:06pm #2019 why oh why am I still at work when it's my almost last day in the public service?
Joined Jan '03 Times thanked < 9 Posts 2,867	Quote: Originally Posted by Fledz I like it when women try and defend guys but don't realise that the mere action actually makes it worse for the guy. This is cringeworthy and highly entertaining Also Jess, we need to know your weight as mentioned. It's a rite of passage. I like that you think I don't realise that, cute Is that rite of passage thread specifc? I haven't weighed myself in about a year. Be good.. and if you can't be good, then be good at it... FILTH whore

big eddie +	19-Apr-12, 09:06pm #2020 Got soju?
Joined Jan '03 Times thanked < 12,246 Posts 47,074	Shadow of its former self. Quote: Originally Posted by TRZA then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.

JessMess +	19-Apr-12, 09:07pm #2021 why oh why am I still at work when it's my almost last day in the public service?
Joined Jan '03 Times thanked < 9 Posts 2,867	Quote: Originally Posted by Astro-Boy Also, how's the circle-jerk up in Sydney these days? Srsly. I spent the weekend circle jerking with ITMers in Melbourne... so it's okay Be good.. and if you can't be good, then be good at it... FILTH whore
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Astro-Boy +	19-Apr-12, 09:07pm #2022 LOOK AT MY BALD COCK. LOOK AT IT.
Joined Oct '03 Times thanked < 14,089 Posts 32,551	Quote: Originally Posted by avatar_karma A diorama even? You bent my wookie. Quote: Originally Posted by SlicyDicer I got kicked out of seven for falling asleep with a bottle of sparkling wine in my hand Quote: Originally Posted by SlicyDicer Then I snuck back in and fell asleep again, boy were they mad
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airconteka +	19-Apr-12, 09:10pm #2023 moving sideways in a forward motion
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Fledz +	19-Apr-12, 09:12pm #2024 Royal Astrological Metaphysician
Joined Aug '06 Times thanked < 3,552 Posts 11,235	Quote: Originally Posted by Astro-Boy Also, how's the circle-jerk up in Sydney these days? Srsly. Everyone in Sydney hates each other, it's cool to be a posh wanker.

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franko123 +	19-Apr-12, 09:29pm #2026 Hello, this is your captain speaking.
Joined Jan '06 Times thanked < 852 Posts 11,541	thread was like down to a 3... then it ramped up to like an 8 and now it's back down < 5

JustinJ +	19-Apr-12, 09:33pm #2027 It was a good speech. Didn't want to interrupt.
Joined Mar '04 Times thanked < 3,011 Posts 9,587	Quote: Originally Posted by metaphorikal +1 to what Fledz said. Fortunately, I was never one for judging people on where they lived, money, who they were friends with etc etc. I hated school precisely because of who went there and couldn't wait to finish.Turns out the wankers at school are still wankers who still hang out in their social circles pretending that we are still at school. lol. mad segue. Quote: Originally Posted by franko123 thread was like down to a 3... then it ramped up to like an 8 and now it's back down < 5 That's cos you pointed it out.

Fledz +	19-Apr-12, 09:41pm #2028 Royal Astrological Metaphysician
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MissAnge +	19-Apr-12, 10:02pm #2029 She has the blood of reptile just underneath her skin..
Joined Mar '06 Times thanked < 784 Posts 4,439	Quote: Originally Posted by Astro-Boy Also, how's the circle-jerk up in Sydney these days? Srsly. It's pretty sloppy. ...what does that even mean?!
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SpaceMonkey +	19-Apr-12, 10:03pm #2030 FOREVER DOLAN
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Bizzy +	19-Apr-12, 10:11pm #2031 I am the needle in your vein. I am the high you can't sustain.
Joined Oct '02 Times thanked < 361 Posts 4,294,967,295	Did someone say circle jerk? If I told you that I was a pathological liar would you believe me?
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Poondaddy Shortbread +	19-Apr-12, 10:12pm #2032 So it's rorschach and prozac and everything is groovy
Joined Mar '08 Times thanked < 1,315 Posts 6,959	Keggles makes it sound like the kids' version. More like borophyl

avatar_karma +	19-Apr-12, 10:13pm #2033 Registered User
Joined Jan '07 Times thanked < 1,614 Posts 10,284	Quote: Originally Posted by Bizzy Did someone say circle jerk? ohhai Biz. Quote: Originally Posted by CheelWinston Enlightened, morally strong sports fans follow the NRL.

airconteka +	19-Apr-12, 10:14pm #2034 moving sideways in a forward motion
Joined Dec '06 Times thanked < 8,551 Posts 17,932	Not another white knightess
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Bizzy +	19-Apr-12, 10:19pm #2035 I am the needle in your vein. I am the high you can't sustain.
Joined Oct '02 Times thanked < 361 Posts 4,294,967,295	'sup Scotty If I told you that I was a pathological liar would you believe me?
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