Of all the times to come along too, what a coincidence

i bet scotty has Jess tied up to the bed and is making her make these posts

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Originally Posted by little_brad

scotty, keen for a hate fuck with me and glenn tomorrow?

I definitely don't want to be the meat in that sandwich.

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Originally Posted by JessMess

Scott's actually pretty damn lovely. As a good friend of his and someone who has been romantically involved with him, I can say he is pretty fucking awesome in real life with women, despite perhaps being poor with his expression of said awesomeness on the internet. He had no idea I knew of this thread's existence, and luckily there is not one reference to me in here

Stop keeping tabs on the S&F forum. Morphee would be first to tell you if I was talking about you on here

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Originally Posted by airconteka

oh no you didn't go and get a girl to defend you Scotty, that's weak as brah

I can defend myself Glennykins

Also how much do you weigh jessMess? Dont worry we ask all the new guys that question

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Originally Posted by avatar_karma

Stop keeping tabs on the S&F forum. Morphee would be first to tell you if I was talking about you on here

Ahh thats the broad you guys were talking about the other week

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Originally Posted by metaphorikal

Word.

The hotter the wingwoman the hotter you look to prospective moisties.

Now all I need to do is work on Step 1. Attain hot wingwoman

nah that's rubbish, one of my best friends is a rather hot lass and whenever she tries to wingman me the girls always try and hook up with her. she could turn just about anyone

Yes.

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Originally Posted by airconteka

Of all the times to come along too, what a coincidence

I've been considering when to do the 'big reveal' for about a month now

I tihnk it's cute you are covering up for Scotty, but come on!

+1 to what Fledz said.

Fortunately, I was never one for judging people on where they lived, money, who they were friends with etc etc. I hated school precisely because of who went there and couldn't wait to finish.Turns out the wankers at school are still wankers who still hang out in their social circles pretending that we are still at school.

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Originally Posted by airconteka

I tihnk it's cute you are covering up for Scotty, but come on!

What... you don't believe me?

i can't believe scotty has had an alias since 2003 to cover his tracks. that's more dedicated than marshy.

I'm more impressed he made the alias siamese twins to give it a bit of a back story

I can't even keep up. Is Scotty Sydney Melbourne J-Rod now?

Someone should put together a list, or possibly a chart.

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Originally Posted by Astro-Boy

I can't even keep up. Is Scotty Sydney Melbourne J-Rod now?

Someone should put together a list, or possibly a chart.

A diagram even?

I like it when women try and defend guys but don't realise that the mere action actually makes it worse for the guy. This is cringeworthy and highly entertaining

Also Jess, we need to know your weight as mentioned. It's a rite of passage.

The last one I saw was particularly inaccurate and out of date...

Also, how's the circle-jerk up in Sydney these days? Srsly.

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Originally Posted by Fledz

I like it when women try and defend guys but don't realise that the mere action actually makes it worse for the guy. This is cringeworthy and highly entertaining

Also Jess, we need to know your weight as mentioned. It's a rite of passage.

I like that you think I don't realise that, cute

Is that rite of passage thread specifc? I haven't weighed myself in about a year.

Shadow of its former self.

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Originally Posted by Astro-Boy

Also, how's the circle-jerk up in Sydney these days? Srsly.

I spent the weekend circle jerking with ITMers in Melbourne... so it's okay

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Originally Posted by avatar_karma

A diorama even?

You bent my wookie.

my son has started saying 'hektic' things like 'look at that hektic bus' In other news his favourite current band is beastie boys, it was LMFAO a week ago. Success!

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Originally Posted by Astro-Boy

Also, how's the circle-jerk up in Sydney these days? Srsly.

Everyone in Sydney hates each other, it's cool to be a posh wanker.

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Originally Posted by Astro-Boy

You bent my wookie.

That's some nice fluting, boy.

thread was like down to a 3... then it ramped up to like an 8 and now it's back down < 5

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Originally Posted by metaphorikal

+1 to what Fledz said.

Fortunately, I was never one for judging people on where they lived, money, who they were friends with etc etc. I hated school precisely because of who went there and couldn't wait to finish.Turns out the wankers at school are still wankers who still hang out in their social circles pretending that we are still at school.

lol. mad segue.

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Originally Posted by franko123

thread was like down to a 3... then it ramped up to like an 8 and now it's back down < 5

That's cos you pointed it out.

As you can see, Frankos scale only goes from 1 to 3.

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Originally Posted by Astro-Boy

Also, how's the circle-jerk up in Sydney these days? Srsly.

It's pretty sloppy.

^add some keggles to your WOD?

Did someone say circle jerk?

Keggles makes it sound like the kids' version.

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Originally Posted by Bizzy

Did someone say circle jerk?

ohhai Biz.

Not another white knightess

'sup Scotty

age/sex/location age/height/weight?

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Originally Posted by avatar_karma

b) I'm not the one spraying other people for their internets persona.

What's that you say?

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Originally Posted by JessMess

Scott's actually pretty damn lovely. As a good friend of his and someone who has been romantically involved with him, I can say he is pretty fucking awesome in real life with women, despite perhaps being poor with his expression of said awesomeness on the internet. He had no idea I knew of this thread's existence, and luckily there is not one reference to me in here

Jess Mess, you wouldn't happen to be a certain somebody that my friends Jono, Jess, Mel, Geoff and Pat have all mentioned in the past in various stories, would you?

31/165cm/58kgs

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Originally Posted by Derelict

What's that you say?




Jess Mess, you wouldn't happen to be a certain somebody that my friends Jono, Jess, Mel, Geoff and Pat have all mentioned in the past in various stories, would you?

I don't think so, I don't kow a Jono, Mel, Geoff or a Pat or any combination of those people! Unless of course my reputation proceeds me and people I don't know are talking about me. I doubt I'm that interesting though... people probably have much better uses for their time than talking about me

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31/165cm/58kgs

That's a good age. Women are the hottest in their 30s.

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Originally Posted by Bizzy

31/165cm/58kgs

Are you Scotty from the future?

@jess r u hot

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Originally Posted by JessMess

I don't think so, I don't kow a Jono, Mel, Geoff or a Pat or any combination of those people! Unless of course my reputation proceeds me and people I don't know are talking about me. I doubt I'm that interesting though... people probably have much better uses for their time than talking about me

Fair enough. I've heard people tell stories of a certain character named mess who is very fond of getting really trashed, and I was certain her name was Jess. Weird coincidence?

Oh Jess and Bizzy, we forgot to ask the 2nd most important question after weight. Do you like to cuddle?

Women are at thier sexual peak in thier 30's.

No I am not Scotty from the future

And yes, Jess is hot

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Originally Posted by Derelict

Fair enough. I've heard people tell stories of a certain character named mess who is very fond of getting really trashed, and I was certain her name was Jess. Weird coincidence?

Possibly! Either that or I"m super fucking interesting Though, I get trashed rarely these days. Maybe once a year? Too old, not enough stamina... boring snoring.

I'ma head over to lifestyle for a bit and see if they're talking about sport.

Is the G spot really up your ass?

Srs.

Stamina when it counts, Jess.

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Originally Posted by Bizzy

Women are at thier sexual peak in thier 30's.

Men are at their sexual peak at 18

Wait...