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Of all the times to come along too, what a coincidence
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i bet scotty has Jess tied up to the bed and is making her make these posts
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scotty, keen for a hate fuck with me and glenn tomorrow?

I definitely don't want to be the meat in that sandwich.

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Scott's actually pretty damn lovely. As a good friend of his and someone who has been romantically involved with him, I can say he is pretty fucking awesome in real life with women, despite perhaps being poor with his expression of said awesomeness on the internet. He had no idea I knew of this thread's existence, and luckily there is not one reference to me in here

Stop keeping tabs on the S&F forum. Morphee would be first to tell you if I was talking about you on here

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oh no you didn't go and get a girl to defend you Scotty, that's weak as brah

I can defend myself Glennykins

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Also how much do you weigh jessMess? Dont worry we ask all the new guys that question
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Stop keeping tabs on the S&F forum. Morphee would be first to tell you if I was talking about you on here


Ahh thats the broad you guys were talking about the other week
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Word.

The hotter the wingwoman the hotter you look to prospective moisties.

Now all I need to do is work on Step 1. Attain hot wingwoman

nah that's rubbish, one of my best friends is a rather hot lass and whenever she tries to wingman me the girls always try and hook up with her. she could turn just about anyone

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Of all the times to come along too, what a coincidence

I've been considering when to do the 'big reveal' for about a month now
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I tihnk it's cute you are covering up for Scotty, but come on!
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+1 to what Fledz said.

Fortunately, I was never one for judging people on where they lived, money, who they were friends with etc etc. I hated school precisely because of who went there and couldn't wait to finish.Turns out the wankers at school are still wankers who still hang out in their social circles pretending that we are still at school.

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I tihnk it's cute you are covering up for Scotty, but come on!

What... you don't believe me?
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i can't believe scotty has had an alias since 2003 to cover his tracks. that's more dedicated than marshy.

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well, according to dictionary.com
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I can't even keep up. Is Scotty Sydney Melbourne J-Rod now?

Someone should put together a list, or possibly a chart.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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I can't even keep up. Is Scotty Sydney Melbourne J-Rod now?

Someone should put together a list, or possibly a chart.

A diagram even?

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I like it when women try and defend guys but don't realise that the mere action actually makes it worse for the guy. This is cringeworthy and highly entertaining

Also Jess, we need to know your weight as mentioned. It's a rite of passage.
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The last one I saw was particularly inaccurate and out of date...
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Also, how's the circle-jerk up in Sydney these days? Srsly.

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I like it when women try and defend guys but don't realise that the mere action actually makes it worse for the guy. This is cringeworthy and highly entertaining

Also Jess, we need to know your weight as mentioned. It's a rite of passage.

I like that you think I don't realise that, cute

Is that rite of passage thread specifc? I haven't weighed myself in about a year.
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Also, how's the circle-jerk up in Sydney these days? Srsly.

I spent the weekend circle jerking with ITMers in Melbourne... so it's okay
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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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my son has started saying 'hektic' things like 'look at that hektic bus' In other news his favourite current band is beastie boys, it was LMFAO a week ago. Success!
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Also, how's the circle-jerk up in Sydney these days? Srsly.

Everyone in Sydney hates each other, it's cool to be a posh wanker.
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You bent my wookie.

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thread was like down to a 3... then it ramped up to like an 8 and now it's back down < 5
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+1 to what Fledz said.

Fortunately, I was never one for judging people on where they lived, money, who they were friends with etc etc. I hated school precisely because of who went there and couldn't wait to finish.Turns out the wankers at school are still wankers who still hang out in their social circles pretending that we are still at school.

lol. mad segue.

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thread was like down to a 3... then it ramped up to like an 8 and now it's back down < 5

That's cos you pointed it out.
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Also, how's the circle-jerk up in Sydney these days? Srsly.

It's pretty sloppy.
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Did someone say circle jerk?
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Did someone say circle jerk?



ohhai Biz.

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b) I'm not the one spraying other people for their internets persona.

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Scott's actually pretty damn lovely. As a good friend of his and someone who has been romantically involved with him, I can say he is pretty fucking awesome in real life with women, despite perhaps being poor with his expression of said awesomeness on the internet. He had no idea I knew of this thread's existence, and luckily there is not one reference to me in here

Jess Mess, you wouldn't happen to be a certain somebody that my friends Jono, Jess, Mel, Geoff and Pat have all mentioned in the past in various stories, would you?
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What's that you say?




Jess Mess, you wouldn't happen to be a certain somebody that my friends Jono, Jess, Mel, Geoff and Pat have all mentioned in the past in various stories, would you?

I don't think so, I don't kow a Jono, Mel, Geoff or a Pat or any combination of those people! Unless of course my reputation proceeds me and people I don't know are talking about me. I doubt I'm that interesting though... people probably have much better uses for their time than talking about me
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That's a good age. Women are the hottest in their 30s.
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Are you Scotty from the future?
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I don't think so, I don't kow a Jono, Mel, Geoff or a Pat or any combination of those people! Unless of course my reputation proceeds me and people I don't know are talking about me. I doubt I'm that interesting though... people probably have much better uses for their time than talking about me

Fair enough. I've heard people tell stories of a certain character named mess who is very fond of getting really trashed, and I was certain her name was Jess. Weird coincidence?
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Oh Jess and Bizzy, we forgot to ask the 2nd most important question after weight. Do you like to cuddle?
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No I am not Scotty from the future

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Fair enough. I've heard people tell stories of a certain character named mess who is very fond of getting really trashed, and I was certain her name was Jess. Weird coincidence?

Possibly! Either that or I"m super fucking interesting Though, I get trashed rarely these days. Maybe once a year? Too old, not enough stamina... boring snoring.
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Stamina when it counts, Jess.
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Women are at thier sexual peak in thier 30's.

Men are at their sexual peak at 18

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