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OYWCP Status Report - brb in December.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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ATTN: all other OYWCPs, I need you all to file an OYWCTPS status report on your OYWCAIs (action items)
p.s.

Boss is here from the US doing FY13 business planning and my annual review. Discussed things such as metrics, 'moving big rocks', moving forward, building synergy between teams, and 'moving the needle' on key performance indicators. They're paying for me to do media training (ie dont fuckup when you talk to the press) and a one day course on building business cases. Had a sweet conversation about my 'promote-ability' and how they believe I'm underpaid and undergraded. Let's fix that shit soon so I'll be getting a fat payrise, sucked up by the corporate sponge in the San Francisco office, and get the fuck out of Sydney.
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moving big rocks

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Boss is here from the US doing FY13 business planning and my annual review. Discussed things such as metrics, 'moving big rocks', moving forward, building synergy between teams, and 'moving the needle' on key performance indicators. They're paying for me to do media training (ie dont fuckup when you talk to the press) and a one day course on building business cases. Had a sweet conversation about my 'promote-ability' and how they believe I'm underpaid and undergraded. Let's fix that shit soon so I'll be getting a fat payrise, sucked up by the corporate sponge in the San Francisco office, and get the fuck out of Sydney.

Nice juan.

Found out today I don't just do a training [rotation] in San Franciso - I actually get to work a support rotation at head office too

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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MM, annual review now? In April?
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Mikes company is based in the US and has a fiscal year that ends in March.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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MM, annual review now? In April?

Localised in your kitchen?
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Ah yea, those damn fiscal years. My brain is fried, I need a holiday.
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It was a good speech. Didn't want to interrupt.

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PM derelict for manual labour shit

Why's that?
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PM derelict for manual labour shit

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I think you obviously dont understand what i'm trying to say.

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"It was like he was being given a tabasco enema."
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Indeed. You can see the dude in the window reflection too, lucky fuck.

Although it's probably his sisters.

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PM derelict for manual labour shit

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I think you obviously dont understand what i'm trying to say.

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Although it's probably his sisters.



You're fucked. Then again, we already knew that.
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You're fucked. Then again, we already knew that.

How does bait taste?
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MM, annual review now? In April?

Just had mine now too. They don't do them on calendar year here they do it on your employment anniversary. in 6 month intervals.
"I theme-dress depending on where I'm going... if I was going to dinner at a Chinese restaurant, I would wear a kimono - it makes it more fun." Kelly Osbourne.

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How does bait taste?

Pfft. Admit you love incest, Melbourne Jarrard.
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I'm not into incest, but if I met myself in a parallel universe I'd totally fuck me.
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is there a reddit thread or something explaining what's going on here?

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ITM is, as far as I can see, the institute of trolls and memes. Alas and alack---it's time for my evening meal.

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It was a good speech. Didn't want to interrupt.

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I'm not into incest, but if I met myself in a parallel universe I'd totally fuck me.

Would that sort of thing be defined as as masturbation, gay sex, or gay incest sex?
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I'm not into incest, but if I met myself in a parallel universe I'd totally fuck me.

Yeah but who gives the fuck?
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Yeah but who gives the fuck?

TBH it's unlikely there would be any fucking. They would start talking about comic books and Bayonetta then start wanking furiously together.
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Yeah but who gives the fuck?

I'm a pitcher, not a catcher.
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I'm a pitcher, not a catcher.

TAKE TURNS OR SPECIFY EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ON YOUR FUCKING GRINDR PROFILE FOR A CHANGE
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is there a reddit thread or something explaining what's going on here?

I've got a few links that have some more detail?
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I've got a few links that have some more detail?

please reward this curious itmer

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ITM is, as far as I can see, the institute of trolls and memes. Alas and alack---it's time for my evening meal.

Infringing on copyrights since 1999

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I've got a few links that have some more detail?

GIVE ME ALL OF THE THINGS
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If a system with 100gb of ram falls over while running a bonnie++ test for 2x system memory - you end up with a whooooole shitload of tiny files on the volume you were running the test on.

I don't think I've ever seen rm -f take so long.
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rm -f isn't the fastest way to delete

find . -type f -delete
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Oh you're bleeding? I guess we should help you now.
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I've got a few links that have some more detail?

pms all round please
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rm -f isn't the fastest way to delete

find . -type f -delete

They were all in one directory, I thought it was only a 'few' it was actually several hundred gig.
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ok, but find -delete is still faster for 10k files in a single directory than using rm or find | xarg rm or similar
Hopped in the car and torpe'ed to the shack
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"Why?" I said, "We gotta go
'Cause I left my wallet in El Segundo"

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I've been told that before, but old habits die hard y'know.
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pms all round please

Do a reverse GIS.
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GIS 'naked girls playing skyrim' rewards curious itmers.


one of their names is Malena Morgan if anyone is interested...
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GIS rewards curious itmers.

you must be a genius of some kind
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PM derelict for manual labour shit

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I think you obviously dont understand what i'm trying to say.

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