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...what does that even mean?!
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Damn I was going to hit the gym today but I've just woken up from a 3 hour nap :/ stupid late f1s last night.
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There are no dishes! I do need to eat something before bed however cause I'm starved now.

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PM derelict for manual labour shit

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I think you obviously dont understand what i'm trying to say.

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Chharge and I went to the regionals last year.. we intended on popping in to watch his friend do her bit, but we ended up staying all day and going back the next day Crazy fitness levels. Will probably go again this year.

probably?

going to rip the gong apart whilst down there.

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Any sex enthusiast should whore it up at least once in their life IMO,
Its the oldest profession in the world.
Are you calling everyone wrong?.

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I've got an interesting angle - I don't look azn to azn peeps (I was told that I looked like I was from Spain by a Cambodian the other day. wtf?) and when I speak Canto my popularity skyrockets. Lets see how this works out when I'm in Seoul - promising signs when I threw about a couple of Korean phrases when I was at KBBQ the other day.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Does whoever the fuck called that chick on the last page a "butterface" actually know what the phrase means? Jesus.

Nut butter, face.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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then they saw your below average penis and confirmed it

japdoodle?

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

الاستماع إلى ... ال التنفس المدينة.

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I got cuddles last night. A girl being big spoon is all sorts of awesome.

It sure is.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

الاستماع إلى ... ال التنفس المدينة.

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@Anselm and Poonmeister

*law funnies*

ha ha....no one reads cases any more.

and my Causation face has a lot more fuck you in it.
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I think the last vestiges of summer have been extinguished today - it is proper Melbourne up in this bitch today. Couldn't see shit coming back up le monash from the city this morning.
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you referring to fog, eddie? brisbane was blanketed in crazy thick fog yesterday, was freaky.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Blanketed with an unprecedented deluge that resulted in you being bleary eyed?
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Blanketed with an unprecedented deluge that resulted in you being bleary eyed?

Fuck up ****, I'll smash youse
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you referring to fog, eddie? brisbane was blanketed in crazy thick fog yesterday, was freaky.

Bit of fog, but more belting rain and all the spray from the traffic, just driving off the tail lights ahead of you.
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ah, gotcha. this is the bridge across the river to uq. normally you can see the otherside

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Pro tip - The one in the CGU building is a rip off.

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His father had a sex change when his mum wanted a kid.

He mutilated his vagina not long afterwards.

To this day it is still in bad shape.

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Sitting next to a guy who will not stop sniffling, desire to murder is rising...
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Pro tip - The one in the CGU building is a rip off.

Noted. I think there is one in Camberwell near Laurent.
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Why is there Gold Coast United building in Melbourne, is my question.
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dear internet, can someone like dis if u cry evry time give me a thumbs up and a pat on the back for my exercise plan of attack?

so i'm gonna take a fortnight off running and playing tennis. and get back into squats and deadz. on the days where i would run, i'll just go for walkies or somesuch to keep that backinthehabit.jpg shit going. and, um, instead of tennis, maybe do p'lates/corework/sillybullshit.

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Sound plan, mebbe keep 1 run per week at recovery pace.
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Sitting next to a guy who will not stop sniffling, desire to murder is rising...

Put a box of tissues in front of him.

Hey Eddeh, where did all the runs go?
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Why is there Gold Coast United building in Melbourne, is my question.

TWF?
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Sitting next to a guy who will not stop sniffling, desire to murder is rising...

Being a T-800 this will be relatively easy.

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Any sex enthusiast should whore it up at least once in their life IMO,
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Sitting next to a guy who will not stop sniffling, desire to murder is rising...

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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ha ha....no one reads cases any more.

That's cos you get your paralegals/law clerks to do it innit? But yeah, I suppose in your area it's all legislation.
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Nah, the substance of our stuff is still common law. It's just rare that cases run so not much in the way of new law coming out.

Not like Canberra though, those crazy cowboys are unrestricted common law still.

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His father had a sex change when his mum wanted a kid.

He mutilated his vagina not long afterwards.

To this day it is still in bad shape.

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Ah yeah of course - most cases ending up in settlements. Derp.
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Hey Eddeh, where did all the runs go?

They went to deadlift heaven.

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http://theclimbingcyclist.com/climbs...ark/mt-hotham/

I will run/walk/crawl that in under 7 hours no later than 31DEC14.

Your move, Tobi.

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Hotham is only 30km, I'm planning to do that as one of my long training runs.

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Nah, the substance of our stuff is still common law. It's just rare that cases run so not much in the way of new law coming out.

Not like Canberra though, those crazy cowboys are unrestricted common law still.

What area do you work in?

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the only thing i have discovered at uni more boring than law, is risk management.

I failed a risk management unit twice from non-attendance.

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Don't worry about it, I'm sure you deserved your gold star in finger painting.

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What area do you work in?

Medical PI stuff.

Eddie, I went to a Korean Fried Chicken and beer joint last night. Very good .
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That's it....was pretty, pretty good, will visit again.

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His father had a sex change when his mum wanted a kid.

He mutilated his vagina not long afterwards.

To this day it is still in bad shape.

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Medical PI stuff. .

Ewwww.... that's not real law.

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So the running you were doing was chasing ambulances?
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That's it....was pretty, pretty good, will visit again.

Yeah, it's mint. Korean pizza is fucked in the head, but they got fried chicken right.
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Ewwww.... that's not real law.

You sound like a law student.

If common law litigation isnt considered real law, I'm not sure what would be.
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Nah mate, not me.

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So the running you were doing was chasing ambulances?

We call it access to justice.
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But since we're on the student thing, seems to me you weren't a very good one.

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We call it access to justice.

For a fee.

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So yesterday I was super happy cause mum told me she won $11,000 on Tattslotto.

Today I'm super fucking sad because we just received our bills from our previous place that we had not been billed from for months, the bills add up to about $1000, but when we were living there we got a letter saying they can only bill us 9 months previous, and these bills go back to October 2010.

If only we still had copies of all the documentation :X I feel ill, not sure i cbf going to gym now.

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PM derelict for manual labour shit

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I think you obviously dont understand what i'm trying to say.

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