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Who would make a better husband?

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Matthew Newton 5 41.67%
King Joffrey Baratheon 7 58.33%
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Who would make a better husband?
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Newton, he knows how to make his wife stay in the kitchen.
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By himself Joffrey would be to small to do any real damage, though with his kingsguard and the potential to grow into a big lad he could do some real damage.

Given who his father is, he could be quite good at the whole fighting thing also.

Matthew Newton is a pussy.
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Matthew Newton is a pussy.

here's one hotel clerk that's afraid of him: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new...-1226336696224

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Mathew Newton, unless he owns a crossbow.
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Where's the option for Chris Brown?
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Where's the option for Chris Brown?

Yeah, that mo'fucker can take you down
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I'd rather have Joseph Fritzl as a dad than any of those as my +1
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At least Joffrey is rich so you'll be well looked-after inbetween the beatings.
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I'd rather have Joseph Fritzl as a dad than any of those as my +1

not a dad poll. but that aside, dude......

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not a dad poll. but that aside, dude......

Say what you like about Fritzl, but at least you'd always be sure of keeping a roof over your head.

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if that the only choices I'd stay single
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You'd need mace for the first dude and you'd hope the other dude didnt have a mace
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Joffrey obviously, he isn't afraid to use toys.
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not a dad poll. but that aside, dude......

I didn't mean to imply that it was, just grasping for a metaphor for a dire circumstance.
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