Lifestyle

Bed attire preferences?

Reply
Page 3 of 3
  Tools
Oblivia +

An entangled inebriate.

Oblivia's Avatar
Joined
Aug '02
Times thanked
< 305
Posts
15,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by mogmac View Post

theres a difference between what I go to bed (to read/watch tv/ internet) and what I go to sleep in.

Bed- qantas pyjama bottoms they give you on the plane (soo unexpectedly comfy, only shitness associated in that there are no pockets), a bonds singlet and a manky white zip up thing.

Sleep- boxers. free balling in bed is wrong. the combination of poo-projectiles from bed farts and latenight post-piss drips must makes for an stanky unhygenic mess that you then proceed to sleep in. doing it post-romping is acceptable however.

It's the same unhygenic mess that's going to be on the inside of your boxers anyway.
Likes bright colours, dancing, soft fabrics.
Flickr
SpaceMonkey +

FOREVER DOLAN

SpaceMonkey's Avatar
Joined
Jul '02
Times thanked
< 6,005
Posts
33,052

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oblivia View Post

It's the same unhygenic mess that's going to be on the inside of your boxers anyway.

Boxers take up a lot less space in the washing than sheets.
mogmac +

Registered User

mogmac's Avatar
Joined
May '04
Times thanked
< 106
Posts
1,647
exactly, plus the mess is contained to your boxes and not spread through your bedding, and I change my jocks more than my sheets so overall, more cleanliness.
plan-b +

Angus van Beeran

plan-b's Avatar
Joined
Dec '03
Times thanked
< 603
Posts
19,223
You guys are paranoid

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derelict View Post

Oh right, so you're just another typical apple fanboy troll.

larrisajones +

boring. thanks ITM

larrisajones's Avatar
Joined
Jun '08
Times thanked
< 374
Posts
7,618

Quote:

Originally Posted by mogmac View Post

the combination of poo-projectiles from bed farts and latenight post-piss drips must makes for an stanky unhygenic mess that you then proceed to sleep in. doing it post-romping is acceptable however.

i think you're doing it wrong dude.

Quote:

Originally Posted by andosound

Who needs Gossip Girl when we have the ITM forums

Quote:

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Zodiac +

What do you mean we aren't going to the Superbowl?

Zodiac's Avatar
Joined
Dec '07
Times thanked
< 3,241
Posts
16,026
Na, we dont wipe our dicks with toilet paper.
"Words are bullshit. They are just useless sounds we make with our stupid mouths". Rafi - The league
patrickbateman +

the devil's son

patrickbateman's Avatar
Joined
Jun '09
Times thanked
< 2,263
Posts
6,361
http://soundcloud.com/calum-james
pEAkeR_hAT +

"The Peoples' Champion"

pEAkeR_hAT's Avatar
Joined
Apr '07
Times thanked
< 4,661
Posts
12,343
tonight, ill be wearing an unhappy face and tempered frustration
Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by borrisGLOWSTICK View Post

Life trainwreck stories, bewbs, mod angering drug implicated posts and 2fast2furious only.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mliro View Post

that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

nrjize +

licking dates

nrjize's Avatar
Joined
Nov '01
Times thanked
< 1,799
Posts
9,211

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zodiac View Post

Na, we dont wipe our dicks with toilet paper.

Use the inside of your thigh like a normal person.
"I theme-dress depending on where I'm going... if I was going to dinner at a Chinese restaurant, I would wear a kimono - it makes it more fun." Kelly Osbourne.

"yeah, i have back problems that i tried to cure with heroin. what of it?"
m_xt +

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

m_xt's Avatar
Joined
Sep '07
Times thanked
< 1,425
Posts
4,102
You don't really know a chick until you've laid under a glass coffee table for her
SpaceMonkey +

FOREVER DOLAN

SpaceMonkey's Avatar
Joined
Jul '02
Times thanked
< 6,005
Posts
33,052
Pro tip- if you don't have a glass coffee table the oven door is a good makeshift option.
kess +

Registered User

kess's Avatar
Joined
Apr '12
Times thanked
< 3
Posts
16
I like a short nightie or a extra large mans tshirt to sleep in. Need extra large for it to be long enough to just cover the butt as I am tall. Just don't feel right sleeping naked, what if there is an emergency and I need to rush outside.
“Sometimes evil finds you on the road you take to avoid it”
ravelikespastic +

Registered User

ravelikespastic's Avatar
Joined
Apr '08
Times thanked
< 1,254
Posts
4,254
I usually sleep nude, but nowadays when its freezing, I wear a big hoodie and some shorts.
ezz_ +

fuck yeah nick cave

ezz_'s Avatar
Joined
Jan '02
Times thanked
< 1,454
Posts
3,419
so cold at night, i love it! woke up under a pile of pillows this morning
it only takes a fortnight to grow a decent beard
you can grow a beard twenty-six times in just a single year
it only takes a fortnight, and you know what else is true
i could grow three hundred and ninety beards before i'm over you
Bizzy +

I am the needle in your vein. I am the high you can't sustain.

Bizzy's Avatar
Joined
Oct '02
Times thanked
< 361
Posts
4,294,967,295
I have a 90% goose down duvet on it's way to me! Sleeping nekkid (well close to it at the moment because I can't shut my door properly) shall continue!
If I told you that I was a pathological liar would you believe me?

Page 3 of 3
Reply

« Previous Thread Next Thread »

Posting Rules

+
    • You may not post new threads
    • You may not post replies
    • You may not post attachments
    • You may not edit your posts