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View Poll Results: ladies... do you stroke the beard?
ooohhh yeah 22 32.35%
eww, no.... kill it, kill it with FIRE 10 14.71%
I'm a male and would like to know whether i should shave it or grow it 28 41.18%
I'm a failure as a man and cannot grow a beard 8 11.76%
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i met jack passion in alaska and he is just as much of a douchebag as the show portrays him. "my beard saw you from across the room" etc.
it only takes a fortnight to grow a decent beard
you can grow a beard twenty-six times in just a single year
it only takes a fortnight, and you know what else is true
i could grow three hundred and ninety beards before i'm over you
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Hahaha! What a douche!
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totally. i still bought his facial hair handbook though, just cos... well, how often does that situation come up?
it only takes a fortnight to grow a decent beard
you can grow a beard twenty-six times in just a single year
it only takes a fortnight, and you know what else is true
i could grow three hundred and ninety beards before i'm over you
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you didn't buy it for all the useful info on how to keep your beard long and lusterous?


ps. I saw about 10 min of Whisker Wars but then got distracted by something
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totally. i still bought his facial hair handbook though, just cos... well, how often does that situation come up?


I would have too!
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So you actually like adolescent lesbians.
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(I'm 55 so a 45 yo bloke would probably think I'm too old lol)
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wish ratticus would post his beard.





And in detail:


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For a thread with the broad title of "facial hair", there seems to be a lot of exclusively beard talk. How do you [sleaze]ladies[/sleaze] feel about moustaches?
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^ Only works on you, mang.

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And in detail:

solid!

I have discovered the older I get the more attractive men's facial hair can be.

There is a guy on the train facing me with a mo. I really don't see the standalone attractive. makes it worse when he has a polo buttoned right up, super tight pants that are killing the little boys.
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Is that really a beard or have you strategically glued steel wool to your chin?
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I'm clean shaven today for the first time in over a year. Feels yuck maaaaaaaaaaan.

Back to facial hair I go.
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Man with stubble > man with hobo beard.
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Patticus, I can't wait to shotgun a melbourne can with you the next time I see you.

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I'm still rocking the beard and mo combo. It's good. Only problem is my hair is a little sparse where the mo joins the beard on one side. Trying to resolve it but it's not working so well. I might get advanced hair in that one spot
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Just cut off some pubes to the desired length and then superglue to your face. Problem solved.
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Patticus, I can't wait to shotgun a melbourne can with you the next time I see you.

Oh man, shots will be gunned, don't worry about that.

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I never thought of facial hair as flab camouflage.
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I wonder if I should take a pic mine, I got a beast of a beard growing.
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Do it!
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do it! From memory Romie is part man part wolverine
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Ok ill do it tomorrow when im clean
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so I was watching some show called Mansome last night, it had Jack Passion in it when they were talking about beards... that guy has issues, like serious issues. I'm all for a bit of beard love but to have it taking over your life that much
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Jack Passion is a straight up fuck-wit /end story... no wait... Ezz met him - she can vouch for his fuckwittiness
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Am I doing it right?


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Bloke I went to school with has been bearding for a while now
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shave your head romie fo sho !
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that’s terrible spastic
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shave your head romie fo sho !

Maybe after a year of training that will be a good idea ill look like a bad ass
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geezus christ we've got some solid beards on this page.
Romie that is awesome - excellent colour and density, I give your beard 4 stars.
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^ agreed.

I'm a little hard and / or wet right now
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yep, likes given for both quality beards
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has two secretaries but cannot get laid?
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It's interesting that a fair few jobs now are requiring people to shave off all facial hair or they'll send you back home unpaid with disciplinary action.
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A company is perfectly welcome to impose their own standard of grooming and dress code. I have no issues with it.

Having said that though, I'm currently unemployed and determined to grow a lumberjack beard for the hell of it.
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I never thought of facial hair as flab camouflage.

I've found that if I let my beard get out of control it tends to make my face look a lot fatter
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Proper fat guys always have facial hair growing where their jawline would be,

oldest trick in the book!
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A company is perfectly welcome to impose their own standard of grooming and dress code. I have no issues with it.

Having said that though, I'm currently unemployed and determined to grow a lumberjack beard for the hell of it.


I reckon it's balls. I hate having to be cleanly shaved each day, have had many an argument with superiors about it. They showed me; put me on the uniform committee. Well played management, well played.
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BTW im single

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So perfect it looks fake.

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I reckon it's balls. I hate having to be cleanly shaved each day, have had many an argument with superiors about it. They showed me; put me on the uniform committee. Well played management, well played.

classic.



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Proper fat guys always have facial hair growing where their jawline would be,

oldest trick in the book!



AKA the fat guy beard of denial:


"I theme-dress depending on where I'm going... if I was going to dinner at a Chinese restaurant, I would wear a kimono - it makes it more fun." Kelly Osbourne.

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I reckon it's balls. I hate having to be cleanly shaved each day, have had many an argument with superiors about it. They showed me; put me on the uniform committee. Well played management, well played.

Are you a police?

Fuck nice work Romie, proper beard.

You can see my effort in the photos thread in general.
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It's actually really common to be asked to have a groomed face as a guy as part of an unofficial work standard.

I say fairs fair, make all the ladies drop rank and ensure they run a tight ship too!
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Are you a police?

Fuck nice work Romie, proper beard.

You can see my effort in the photos thread in general.

No, corporate sector. Conservatives and shit.
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It's actually really common to be asked to have a groomed face as a guy as part of an unofficial work standard.

I say fairs fair, make all the ladies drop rank and ensure they run a tight ship too!

Thing is if you ever turned around and said "whats about that greek chick in accounts, she's had a moustache for the past 3 years and you haven't had her up about it" you'd probably get done for harassment of soem sort. Beards should be allowed as long as they're kept tidy IMO. Luckily for me my work imposes no such restrictions, though serious beards can make getting a face seal difficult in diving gear.

Just found this pic of me a couple of years back with about 7 weeks worth of beard, tempted to go the full monty again:

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