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^sorry dude, it just seemed like that when you said you wanted to dock with another dude, plus you havn't had a gf for ages so i just figured maybe you were slowly coming out,

no offense intended !

I never said I wanted to dock another dude. Fuck sake people can take stuff out of context. I said I was curious as to what it would feel like, much different than wanting to do it.
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^sorry dude, it just seemed like that when you said you wanted to dock with another dude, plus you havn't had a gf for ages so i just figured maybe you were slowly coming out,

no offense intended !

My mother used that logic with me a few years ago
"Belinda, are you a lesbian? I only ask because you haven't had a boyfriend for a very long time and you have a lot of photos taken with girls"
No mum...
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derelict and angelbel, sitting in a tree, t-a-l-k-i-n-g, first comes hello, then comes fuck off, then comes marshy and another gay video
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My mother used that logic with me a few years ago
"Belinda, are you a lesbian? I only ask because you haven't had a boyfriend for a very long time and you have a lot of photos taken with girls"
No mum...

It can go the other way too. There's a girl in my diving group who I was a bit keen, finally got round to adding her on Facebook over the weekend, man was I barking up the wrong bush

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Stay nice buddy. You're pretty young right? Just give it time!
And be bold, make a move. Maybe they don't know you're interested?

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no offense intended !

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It can go the other way too. There's a girl in my diving group who I was a bit keen, finally got round to adding her on Facebook over the weekend, man was I barking up the wrong bush

I've done similar before

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I've done similar before

Part of me wants to try to be like Kramer in the Smelly Car episode of Seinfeld

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derelict and angelbel, sitting in a tree, t-a-l-k-i-n-g, first comes hello, then comes fuck off, then comes marshy and another gay video

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I never said I wanted to dock another dude. Fuck sake people can take stuff out of context. I said I was curious as to what it would feel like, much different than wanting to do it.

if you are "curious as to what something would feel like" then that pretty much means you want to give it a go imo
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I got laid on the weekend, and TBH I've had better wanks.

I wonder if she's posting the same thing on a forum somewhere else

I hear ya though. Bad sex can be worse than no sex.
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I wonder if she's posting the same thing on a forum somewhere else

I hear ya though. Bad sex can be worse than no sex.

She possibly is- after the amount I drank that night I'm amazed I could even raise the flagpole

Still, good to break the drought and know I'm capable of pulling, even if I don't remember how I did it.

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if you are "curious as to what something would feel like" then that pretty much means you want to give it a go imo

I'm curious what comes after death too but I'm not ready to die yet.

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You know she has a beard right?

trouser beard?

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I said I was curious as to what it would feel like, much different than wanting to do it.

I would probably steer clear of using words like 'curious' in this particular line of conversation.
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I'm curious what comes after death too but I'm not ready to die yet.

But you're looking forward to knowing... And there lies your problem!
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never ever buying a duck

Go to a restaurant for peking duck, too much trouble to have at home.

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its not that id like to have a duck, im just curious as to what it would be like to have one

/duckcurious
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its not that id like to have a duck, im just curious as to what it would be like to have one

/duckcurious

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