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dancemusic forum on internet won't allow me to change my avatar, have been moaning and groaning about it in the help threads but no help offered

do you keep using the same image to upload or a different image each time.

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do you keep using the same image to upload or a different image each time.

Ive tried around half a dozen different images and a different browser. there is another mixer with the same issue...
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Sometimes i wish i didn't have a new company car, then i could have lots of beer on Fiday afternoon. I could just leave the car at home and catch the train 5 stops but no.
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Sometimes i wish i didn't have a new company car, then i could have lots of beer on Fiday afternoon. I could just leave the car at home and catch the train 5 stops but no.


I used to leave the car at work then cabcharge it on saturday morning, do 2 hours of work (heh...) and drive home.

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well done sofu, perhaps your most offensive post yet!

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I used to leave the car at work then cabcharge it on saturday morning, do 2 hours of work (heh...) and drive home.

Looks like we got a thinking man here people.
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bought a coffee from the usual place and it tasted a bit burnt but I'm not sure if that's my imagination or not....and now i'm all upset about it.
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bought a coffee from the usual place and it tasted a bit burnt but I'm not sure if that's my imagination or not....and now i'm all upset about it.

Thats usually the sign of a new, shitty barista.
It happened to the one place in parramatta that serves decent coffee and now i haven't had one before work since september.
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THEY DON'T MAKE THE CABCHARGE BOOK NO MOAR.
it was like a cheque book and you could write cab cheques, you could even pull a shifty with the driver and trade them for cash and now my boss only has the vouchers to give me.

You sound like a politician.
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