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When are you there? Doing the full moon party?

I AM SO PUMPED, packed some essentials in a backpack got my 3 cameras and im ready to rumble

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I have a date tonight but I really just cannot be bothered. The idea of spending an undetermined amount of time with an almost stranger trying to keep up conversation kind of scares me. I'm fighting against all my instincts to flake out and not go
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Woah an Aussie in Thailand doing a full moon party!?
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I like The Voice - the theatrics are a bit much but fucking hell these guys can sing. May have even cried once or twice.

I have had rain in my eye on a few occasions also.
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is that like how riding a bike non-gayly-in lyrcra is an oxymoron ?
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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speed kills. safe speeding is an oxymoron. you should be ashamed of yourself.

yes very true rancho and I am, hence why this a confession thread. a clear sign from above to take it easy, there will be more trains.

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A guy that I work with has just come back from a 6 week holiday to America where he met an American girl and has become infatuated with her and making plans to do the long distance relationship thing with her.
I'm trying really hard to be positive and supportive but it's difficult not to be all bitter and cynical given my own almost identical experience.
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maybe you guys should have sex, and the american couple should have sex on webcam, so its like you are rooting your partners
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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I don't have an American partner anymore. That's the problem/point
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I don't have an American partner anymore. That's the problem/point

Yeah i know, so you can the guy you work with can get jiggy while on webcam with your american partners who can root also, then in a weird way, its like you're all still together

just my 0.02
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Yeah i know, so you can the guy you work with can get jiggy while on webcam with your american partners who can root also, then in a weird way, its like you're all still together

just my 0.02

Sounds like a surrogate partner scheme to me.
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A guy that I work with has just come back from a 6 week holiday to America where he met an American girl and has become infatuated with her and making plans to do the long distance relationship thing with her.
I'm trying really hard to be positive and supportive but it's difficult not to be all bitter and cynical given my own almost identical experience.

*pats angelbel's head*

Sometimes just saying "Hey, you might remember I was in a similar situation. Although i'm happy for you please be mindful this reminds me of a rather sensitive issue". If they were a friend, they should understand that.


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ooo QI - I might do that too!
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^^ What LIR said

I confess I really like that Call Me Maybe song, damn it and it's catchiness
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people used to not bathe for weeks/months. i think since thursday morning should be bearable. That said. i don't think i'll be volunteering to sit next to you.

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people used to not bathe for weeks/months. i think since thursday morning should be bearable. That said. i don't think i'll be volunteering to sit next to you.

Bit random here but depends if he has been circumcised or not. Uncut penises get pretty fucking rank after a couple of days of no showers.
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Bit random here but depends if he has been circumcised or not. Uncut penises get pretty fucking rank after a couple of days of no showers.

thinking about cock yet again hey derelict
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I confess I really like that Call Me Maybe song, damn it and it's catchiness

Just had to youtube this song... what is wrong with you people?

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It's got nothing on most K-Pop tracks.
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It's got nothing on most K-Pop tracks.

A lady I know was saying how her grandson liked all this asian music, on a hunch I said "k-pop" and I was right.

I had no idea it was big with Perth high school students but apparently so.
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Bit random here but depends if he has been circumcised or not. Uncut penises get pretty fucking rank after a couple of days of no showers.

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Bit random here but depends if he has been circumcised or not. Uncut penises get pretty fucking rank after a couple of days of no showers.

ahahahahahahaha finally something worthy of the confession thread.

you've either just admitted your cock stinks, or you're in position to gauge the scent of another guy's wang over a few days

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ahahahahahahaha finally something worthy of the confession thread.

you've either just admitted your cock stinks, or you're in position to gauge the scent of another guy's wang over a few days

Or you can reread the statement and see what I said. It is pretty fucking clear.
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so your confess your dick smells after a few days?

or you smelt another guys dick* ?





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Dero just keeps on saying the wrong thing!!
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Or you can re-smell my dick and see what its like. It is pretty fucking rank.

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Or you can reread the statement and see what I said. It is pretty fucking clear.

you love cock, it is what it is
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you love cock, it is what it is

No, it's not what it is.

Who are you and why are you so interested in my life? You're always talking about me all over the forum. Do you secretly hope that I am into cock in some weird attempt to hook up with me? Sorry to burst your bubble.
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You're always talking about me all over the forum. Do you secretly hope that I am into cock in some weird attempt to hook up with me? Sorry to burst your bubble.

don't try to lie Derp-it's beyond your ability. yeah thats right i'm your secret admirer

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