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About rural DNA?

What's rural DNA? - Well it's like Barca DNA, but using **** in a slightly different sense.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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more like do-lose

I was going to go there, but thought it just wasn't funny.

I was right, it's not funny.
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I was going to go there, but thought it just wasn't funny.

I was right, it's not funny.

Nah, it's funny.

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well because my hips are out of alignment and the orthotics fix that. squatting with the same unaltered structure is more then likely causing me to favor slightly the left side of my hips causing problems...
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All you running folk with injuries... When will you learn

Soccer injury. Best case scenario is out for 6 weeks, but season-ender is more likely. I'll know more when the swelling goes down and I can get scans done. Lame. Literally.
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Everyone's pulling up with something it seems. My neck's feeling a bit better post-massage and acupuncture, but still quite sore. Might get a remedial massage at the gym on Thursday as well.
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I was thinking this afternoon, what if there are girls at azn churches who are mad for jesus and cock (ie there are only there for social appearance) Untapped market?

Is this a sound theory or is my brain just fucking with me?

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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Everyone's pulling up with something it seems. My neck's feeling a bit better post-massage and acupuncture, but still quite sore. Might get a remedial massage at the gym on Thursday as well.

i'm all good bro
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I was thinking this afternoon, what if there are girls at azn churches who are mad for jesus and cock (ie there are only there for social appearance) Untapped market?

Is this a sound theory or is my brain just fucking with me?

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Everyone's pulling up with something it seems. My neck's feeling a bit better post-massage and acupuncture, but still quite sore. Might get a remedial massage at the gym on Thursday as well.

I reckon I'm well overdue for a neck, back and leg massage. Might organise it soon seeing as I got cash now.
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I reckon I'm well overdue for a neck, back and leg massage. Might organise it soon seeing as I got cash now.

Must be hard finding a masseuse wHo includes docking in the extras
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Soccer injury. Best case scenario is out for 6 weeks, but season-ender is more likely. I'll know more when the swelling goes down and I can get scans done. Lame. Literally.

yeah but running has probably weakened your body

if you were functionally fit you wouldn't be in this situation brah
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Well 'thinking' isn't really the right word for it, probably closer to daydreaming.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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in other news i think the tweak to my orthotics is doing wonders for my legs
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in other news i think the tweak to my orthotics is doing wonders for my legs

yeah they look great at the moment
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Teach English.

You'll have more market than you can tap. Uni aged too.
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Just worked out why I got the idea in my head - went to Monash for lunch.

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Just worked out why I got the idea in my head - went to Monash for lunch.

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@ Eddie

Teach English.

You'll have more market than you can tap. Uni aged too.

Time becomes a factor there - also, oddly enough - I don't know how I'd feel about cracking on to bishes I'm supposed to be teaching, doesn't sit right with me.

*However* you have given me another idea though - language exchange groups - definite fob trawling potential

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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Oh shit - there is a whole section on gumtree under language exchange! I mean, they may just be prostitutes *but* on the other hand, they might be prostitutes!

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Who hasn't had a thread named after them yet?

i don't think i have

but i have callouses on my hands so you probably won't name one after me
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I think I might go back every week with a parcel for astro just to fuck with this guy

Do eeeeeeeeeeeet.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Who hasn't had a thread named after them yet?

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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haha i will but i wasn't sure whether you would actually want stuff sent from me every week! we'll see if you like the first one
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How did you know how to address it?

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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brad went to the post office and paid NOTHING
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How did you know how to address it?

i just winged it, this is what i put

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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You have had exercise threads named after you. SM hasn't had one.
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If you offer SM NOTHING, he'll take what he wants by force.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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SM wanted in on a threesome with Anselm and Tobi but they offered him NOTHING

aww yeah 3 birds with one stone
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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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that was a guess, did they actually say yes?
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Agreed, you should only be using the Do Wins for lifting, and you don't need orthotics for that.
If you're really worried change into your running shoes for cardio.

i fucked my foot by lifting sans orthotics for about a month, physio told me off
go easy if you have been wearing them along time

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Bism saw Radiohead but felt NOTHING

Bored is a thing.
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i fucked my foot by lifting sans orthotics for about a month, physio told me off
go easy if you have been wearing them along time

Yeah I retract that after Frankos explanation anyway. I use my orthotics because of an arch problem but it occurs mainly with the constant flexing you get when hiking or running (particularly in hiking boots), I'm fine if I'm just standing with feet planted lifting. I'd feel really weird and unstable lifting with orthotics, too used to just wearing Chucks these days.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Bored is a thing.

When did things becoming a thing become a thing?

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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Derpy would like to try docking but Spacemonkey is having NOTHING to do with it
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Haha did I AFL joke correctly?
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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Old mate even looks like he's giving a two handed wristy.
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Old mate even looks like he's giving a two handed wristy.

It's a w-anchor
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