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30-Apr-12, 07:49pm Old #3051

It was a good speech. Didn't want to interrupt.
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wing wangs.

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wing wangs?

Yo man, dat ain't cool. Racist motherfuckers.

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I was thinking this afternoon, what if there are girls at azn churches who are mad for jesus and cock (ie there are only there for social appearance) Untapped market?

Is this a sound theory or is my brain just fucking with me?

Way ahead of you and already working on it. Doesn't only apply to azns.

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Time becomes a factor there - also, oddly enough - I don't know how I'd feel about cracking on to bishes I'm supposed to be teaching, doesn't sit right with me.

*However* you have given me another idea though - language exchange groups - definite fob trawling potential

How about moving to Seoul and teaching English there. Get beyond you're uneasiness or crack on the bishes friends.
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30-Apr-12, 07:50pm Old #3052

Got soju?
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Want to move to Seoul, don't want english teacher pay.

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.
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30-Apr-12, 07:51pm Old #3053

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If you get aesthetic enough you can pull white girls.
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30-Apr-12, 07:55pm Old #3054

It was a good speech. Didn't want to interrupt.
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Want to move to Seoul, don't want english teacher pay.

English teacher pay ain't that bad isn't it?

Do your line of work over there and teach English in evening classes on a part-time basis?
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30-Apr-12, 07:56pm Old #3055

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I watched the Louis Theroux episode about Thai introduction agencies last night. Seemed pretty legit.
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30-Apr-12, 08:52pm Old #3056

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English teacher pay ain't that bad isn't it?

Ask loopi she is studying it.
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30-Apr-12, 08:59pm Old #3057

So it's rorschach and prozac and everything is groovy

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It's different when you're teaching it to le foreigners.
More like borophyl
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30-Apr-12, 09:01pm Old #3058

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30-Apr-12, 09:01pm Old #3059

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I think I might go back every week with a parcel for astro just to fuck with this guy

Please do.
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30-Apr-12, 09:03pm Old #3060

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Women are too damn moody and complicated. I'm just going to stick to cuddling only, that can't go wrong right?
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30-Apr-12, 09:04pm Old #3061

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I've been teaching English everyday to three girls from Czech Republic, not formally, but pretty much.

Now. I . speak. slowly. and. simple. terms. i use. It. frustrates. Friends. of. Mine.
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We have to do a fair bit of maths in trade school and it's harder than you'd expect. It's all physics based.

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jesus, kiwi, i think we could run a pet wash machine off your tears... cry moar
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30-Apr-12, 09:04pm Old #3062

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I lived on Park Rd as a kid. Then our house burnt down.

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30-Apr-12, 09:08pm Old #3063

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Urgh, woke up this morning with a bung neck. Could barely move my head at all to begin with, by the time I went in to work at 10.30 I could move it on one side only so was walking around with my head on an angle. Have an acupuncture/chinee massage appointment in 15 minutes, can't fucking wait for something to be done about it.

I've woken up with that before. I was facing right until about noon. Boss told me to gtfo. Took a couple of days with heat packs to loosen up.
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30-Apr-12, 09:14pm Old #3064

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Everyone's pulling up with something it seems.

Yyyyyup.
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I was thinking this afternoon, what if there are girls at azn churches who are mad for jesus and cock (ie there are only there for social appearance) Untapped market?

Is this a sound theory or is my brain just fucking with me?

Nice Juan.
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30-Apr-12, 11:18pm Old #3066

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What's run DNA?

ITS IN MY BACKPACK!

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Everyone's pulling up with something it seems.

ha - i hope im on the other side of shoulder problems now!
if i could think of something witty to say i'd put it here
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30-Apr-12, 11:30pm Old #3067

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ha - i hope im on the other side of shoulder problems now!

Ugh don't even talk about shoulder problems.

Both mine are sublux'ing now.

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01-May-12, 07:05am Old #3068

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Maybe if you had of started crossfit a few years ago your shoulders would be functionally fit and you wouldn't be experiencing these problems scotty
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01-May-12, 08:09am Old #3069

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Maybe just drink milk and squat until they fix themselves?

:hurrdurrstartingstrength:
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01-May-12, 08:47am Old #3070

Oooooooh such a good time
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I've been teaching English everyday to three girls from Czech Republic, not formally, but pretty much.

Now. I . speak. slowly. and. simple. terms. i use. It. frustrates. Friends. of. Mine.

ha, i remember when i was a kid and we used to have exchange students... anyway one of them brought a friend over who was also on exchange and dad was talking like that.

she burned him so good by introducing herself and saying I. speak. English. you. know.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.
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01-May-12, 09:52am Old #3071

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01-May-12, 11:15am Old #3072

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Maybe if you had of started crossfit a few years ago your shoulders would be functionally fit and you wouldn't be experiencing these problems scotty

The little_brad school of humour: take a joke that was mildly amusing (at best) the first time then AMRAP IN EVERY THREAD.
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01-May-12, 11:16am Old #3073

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It's economical
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01-May-12, 11:17am Old #3074

Everybody recognise rastaman to show them some knowledge
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No need to spend money on new material, just reuse whats there.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.
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01-May-12, 11:22am Old #3075

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it's because he does crossfit... same mentality.. take an exercise that's mildly functional then DO AS MANY AS POSSIBLE TIMES INFINITY

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01-May-12, 11:25am Old #3076

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Irlols haha
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01-May-12, 11:28am Old #3077

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The little_brad school of humour: take a joke that was mildly amusing (at best) the first time then AMRAP IN EVERY THREAD.

Lol I'll take mildly amusing at best
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01-May-12, 11:38am Old #3078

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Need to make the same joke more times per post.

JOKES FOR TIME.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.
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01-May-12, 11:44am Old #3079

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New workout "memes gone bad"

Ps puns to be had in the voice thread in ent and arts, get amongst it
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01-May-12, 11:49am Old #3080

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ONE MORE REP BRAD, YOU CAN DO IT.

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rhabdo HUUUURRRRRRR
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01-May-12, 06:29pm Old #3081

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The infighting has begun. This really is like high school
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