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It was a good speech. Didn't want to interrupt.

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I was thinking this afternoon, what if there are girls at azn churches who are mad for jesus and cock (ie there are only there for social appearance) Untapped market?

Is this a sound theory or is my brain just fucking with me?

Way ahead of you and already working on it. Doesn't only apply to azns.

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Time becomes a factor there - also, oddly enough - I don't know how I'd feel about cracking on to bishes I'm supposed to be teaching, doesn't sit right with me.

*However* you have given me another idea though - language exchange groups - definite fob trawling potential

How about moving to Seoul and teaching English there. Get beyond you're uneasiness or crack on the bishes friends.
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Want to move to Seoul, don't want english teacher pay.

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I hate it when you're right and I'm not.

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If you get aesthetic enough you can pull white girls.
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Want to move to Seoul, don't want english teacher pay.

English teacher pay ain't that bad isn't it?

Do your line of work over there and teach English in evening classes on a part-time basis?
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I watched the Louis Theroux episode about Thai introduction agencies last night. Seemed pretty legit.

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English teacher pay ain't that bad isn't it?

Ask loopi she is studying it.
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It's different when you're teaching it to le foreigners.
More like borophyl
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I think I might go back every week with a parcel for astro just to fuck with this guy

Please do.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Women are too damn moody and complicated. I'm just going to stick to cuddling only, that can't go wrong right?
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I've been teaching English everyday to three girls from Czech Republic, not formally, but pretty much.

Now. I . speak. slowly. and. simple. terms. i use. It. frustrates. Friends. of. Mine.
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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I lived on Park Rd as a kid. Then our house burnt down.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Urgh, woke up this morning with a bung neck. Could barely move my head at all to begin with, by the time I went in to work at 10.30 I could move it on one side only so was walking around with my head on an angle. Have an acupuncture/chinee massage appointment in 15 minutes, can't fucking wait for something to be done about it.

I've woken up with that before. I was facing right until about noon. Boss told me to gtfo. Took a couple of days with heat packs to loosen up.

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Everyone's pulling up with something it seems.

Yyyyyup.

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I was thinking this afternoon, what if there are girls at azn churches who are mad for jesus and cock (ie there are only there for social appearance) Untapped market?

Is this a sound theory or is my brain just fucking with me?

Nice Juan.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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What's run DNA?

ITS IN MY BACKPACK!

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Everyone's pulling up with something it seems.

ha - i hope im on the other side of shoulder problems now!
if i could think of something witty to say i'd put it here
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ha - i hope im on the other side of shoulder problems now!

Ugh don't even talk about shoulder problems.

Both mine are sublux'ing now.

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Maybe if you had of started crossfit a few years ago your shoulders would be functionally fit and you wouldn't be experiencing these problems scotty
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Maybe just drink milk and squat until they fix themselves?

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I've been teaching English everyday to three girls from Czech Republic, not formally, but pretty much.

Now. I . speak. slowly. and. simple. terms. i use. It. frustrates. Friends. of. Mine.

ha, i remember when i was a kid and we used to have exchange students... anyway one of them brought a friend over who was also on exchange and dad was talking like that.

she burned him so good by introducing herself and saying I. speak. English. you. know.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Maybe if you had of started crossfit a few years ago your shoulders would be functionally fit and you wouldn't be experiencing these problems scotty

The little_brad school of humour: take a joke that was mildly amusing (at best) the first time then AMRAP IN EVERY THREAD.
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No need to spend money on new material, just reuse whats there.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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it's because he does crossfit... same mentality.. take an exercise that's mildly functional then DO AS MANY AS POSSIBLE TIMES INFINITY
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The little_brad school of humour: take a joke that was mildly amusing (at best) the first time then AMRAP IN EVERY THREAD.

Lol I'll take mildly amusing at best
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Need to make the same joke more times per post.

JOKES FOR TIME.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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New workout "memes gone bad"

Ps puns to be had in the voice thread in ent and arts, get amongst it
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ONE MORE REP BRAD, YOU CAN DO IT.

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