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picture and people were unrated. me and a few mates used to buy them from the local servo in late primary school

except there was one guy that wouldn't sell them to us. fgt.

It was either that or a bit of late night SBS
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I've seen old Alfa's built in someones backyard with messier wiring looms and they still run and don't catch on fire. It's fine, Move closer to the exchange.
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picture and people were unrated.

wasn't that just the wacky Queensland edition
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I've seen old Alfa's built in someones backyard with messier wiring looms and they still run and don't catch on fire. It's fine, Move closer to the exchange.

the copper wire in the ground pot across the street was so bad a few weeks ago I couldn't even make phone calls. Telstra came and fished a decomposing rat out of it, the blood and guts had eaten into all the exposed wiring.

Anyway, to their credit they were here within 24hrs of me reporting it and the replaced everything and it's all sweet now
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I upgraded to nicking proper smut fairly quickly, tbh.

In year 7 we found photos online of some chick with a lobster hanging out of her gash.

I never stood a chance.
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I'm just here to post "I've seen all that and worse" before Derelict does.

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In year 7 we found photos online of some chick with a lobster hanging out of her gash.

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the copper wire in the ground pot across the street was so bad a few weeks ago I couldn't even make phone calls. Telstra came and fished a decomposing rat out of it, the blood and guts had eaten into all the exposed wiring.

Anyway, to their credit they were here within 24hrs of me reporting it and the replaced everything and it's all sweet now

Move further from cesspool suburbs of Adelaide where rat infestations may be a problem?
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I'm in a dress circle suburb of Adelaide, on the banks of the Torrens, thus ensuring (fruit) rat infestations are a problem. It's a hazard living here, rats eating the fruit, brown snakes hanging out on the river bank, range rovers and ferraris driving too fast out the front, the smell of expensive roast suckling pig drifting over from neighbouring backyards, old people driving down the footpath in their motorised buggies ...
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the copper wire in the ground pot across the street was so bad a few weeks ago I couldn't even make phone calls. Telstra came and fished a decomposing rat out of it, the blood and guts had eaten into all the exposed wiring.

Anyway, to their credit they were here within 24hrs of me reporting it and the replaced everything and it's all sweet now

I'm sure the fact they would have been obliged to pay you money if they hadn't gotten your line fixed within 48 hours had nothing to do with their speedy response time.

As soon as you have a completely non-operational line they are over in a flash to avoid paying penalties. It's when you have an intermittently faulty line they don't give a shit because they aren't at risk of financial sanctions.
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I'm in a dress circle suburb of Adelaide, on the banks of the Torrens, thus ensuring (fruit) rat infestations are a problem. It's a hazard living here, rats eating the fruit, brown snakes hanging out on the river bank, range rovers and ferraris driving too fast out the front, the smell of expensive roast suckling pig drifting over from neighbouring backyards, old people driving down the footpath in their motorised buggies ...

Move further from a dress circle suburb of Adelaide, on the banks of the Torrens, where ensured (fruit) rat infestations are a problem, where the livin is hazardous, where rats eat fruit, where brown snakes hang out on the river bank (presumably to avoid the rat stench), where range rovers and ferraris drive too fast out the front (presumably to avoid said rat stench), where the smell of expensive roast suckling pig drifts over from neighbouring backyards (presumable the 'smoke and mirrors' used to mask the smell of said rat stench), and where old people drive down the footpath in their motorised buggies (presumably because carrying heavy oxygen canisters is necessary to avoid said rat stench)
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When I turned 18 I bought a copy of Picture just for the hell of it.

While mentioning it to the 7-11 clerk, he told me I didn't need to be 18.

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When I turned 18 I went to my local pub (equally as bogany as Picture magazine) just for the beer of it.

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In year 7 we found photos online of some chick with a lobster hanging out of her gash.

I never stood a chance.

Haha, when I was in year 7, my friend's mum ran a sex toy shop from her home. Let's just say, you've never been so stoned as when you've been stoned and chased around a house by a mate wielding a double-ended dildo and bashing you over the head with it.
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I got carded at my local for the first time on my 18th. I'd been drinking there for years and the barstaff gave me a free drink.

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oh hey so I found a Picture mag from just before the 2001 federal election and where they were announcing that they now had a website (!!)

a few dodgy phone pics of the hilarious writing style etc http://nig.gr/2mH (NSFW)
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the copper wire in the ground pot across the street was so bad a few weeks ago I couldn't even make phone calls. Telstra came and fished a decomposing rat out of it, the blood and guts had eaten into all the exposed wiring.

Anyway, to their credit they were here within 24hrs of me reporting it and the replaced everything and it's all sweet now

Most of the cabling is pretty old these days, no surprise it's fucked. You should see the state of some of the meter panels around.

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I'm just here to post "I've seen all that and worse" before Derelict does.

Look fw: fw: fw: to seeing it in a work email next week.

Naw, I haven't worked on any older telecom stuff so I haven't seen any of that mess in person.
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I used to get sort of excited when people carded me because I was so much taller than everyone else, no one every bothered to check my ID. Fully secured and well used opportunity.
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I was so much taller than everyone else

For some reason Gru's "this tall fella came in for an interview and shanked himself" popped into my head and I had a little chuckle.
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I'm just here to post "I've seen all that and worse" before Derelict does.

You bastard. We all like to show off in our own area of expertise when it comes up, and now you've ruined it for him.

I hope you're happy.
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So Heston live was a crock of shit, I could have watched a bunch of youtube clips and saved myself $100.
Uncharismatic, unrehearsed, sloppy presentation, waffling and rambling on stupid tangents, and loads of videos on a big screen where he says
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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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I feel stupid for not knowing who Heston is, yet relieved that I don't.

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So Heston live was a crock of shit, I could have watched a bunch of youtube clips and saved myself $100.
Uncharismatic, unrehearsed, sloppy presentation, waffling and rambling on stupid tangents, and loads of videos on a big screen where he says
"oh and here is me cutting a carrot"..."and now I'm making a sauce"... "this is my new restaurant"

Shitlord.

Just like any over-rehearsed/scripted live show really.. I'm looking at you top gear live.
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I guess it would be funny if any of us had a fucking clue what the hell game that's meant to be. I'll have to study up on my shitty anime girl games or something.
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I guess it would be funny if any of us had a fucking clue what the hell game that's meant to be. I'll have to study up on my shitty anime girl games or something.

Get through a game called Kana ~Little Sister~ without smoking the most weed you have smoked in your life, it is the scrub free-est and most 360 noscope story in a video game, ever.
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Survey perplexed me. Quit after question 3. Sorry.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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It's supposed to be random. They have a big random list of 'things', divided into arbitrary groups, and you just pick your favourite thing from each group.

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I feel that I have skewed and corrupted the results, by voting for things that I have no interest or passion in, and that I would never do, but I needed to tick a box.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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