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View Poll Results: Do you have a strategy?
I never vote on these polls, I just click to see who voted what. 102 8.67%
Glass in the face, coming your way. 969 82.33%
I enjoy strategy. 101 8.58%
I just lost the game 5 0.42%
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Strategy, Your Execution Style, and a Web 2.0 image of a Penguin
Strategy is a term that gets bandied around too much these days. You need a social media strategy, you need an exit strategy, you needa a this strategy...

Fuck man, where did all this "strategy" come from?

I just fly by the seat of my pants. I'm reactive rather than proactive. I'm executing shit on the run. I deliver solutions to your problems before you even know they are issues. I'm good like that.

I ju-jitsu'ed a shih tzu the other day.


I also went for a walk and had to karate chop a lion.


Do you have a strategy? What is it? And can you execute it?
And if you don't - high five to that shit. You're a boss.


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That's a bear, not a lion.
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I was insinuating I was the bear. The lion is in the background. Hiding behind the bushes. Trust me on this Bede.
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My strategy is to never open one of your threads again. I... I just can't take it any more.
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This same poll was posted exactly one week ago.
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How do you deliver solutions to people's problems before they know they are issues if you're reactive, not proactive?
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The lies, the lies! You have so many strategies you have to strategise new ways to strategically manage all your strategies. There's also some plots, schemes, and ruses in there too!
"I theme-dress depending on where I'm going... if I was going to dinner at a Chinese restaurant, I would wear a kimono - it makes it more fun." Kelly Osbourne.

"yeah, i have back problems that i tried to cure with heroin. what of it?"
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Yeah we need more melted cheese and bed time threads.
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man i love discussing bed times
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You should of had an exit strategy when bumped into the tranny. Could have got you out of the situation.
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"your execution" ... that's a heavy idea ... i better fight well



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i liked the old marsh better than this new marsh
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Is it Friday where you are, Marshy?

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Originally Posted by Heraclitus

Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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The lies, the lies! You have so many strategies you have to strategise new ways to strategically manage all your strategies. There's also some plots, schemes, and ruses in there too!

"Schemes and plots are the same thing."

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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I'm going to get another cup of coffee and ponder the tactical implications of the return journey

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Of Shaheed, "We gotta go back" when he said
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i liked the old marsh better than this new marsh

Me too It's fucking sad.

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Is it Friday where you are, Marshy?

Playing catch-up from last week, as I missed it. Plus I had some wine and required entertaining.
Unfortunately, with the time difference, the thread only picked up the following day, not really helping with the entertainment thing.

A couple of episodes of Never Mind the Buzzcocks helped instead.

Thread has served its purpose, don't hate the player, hate the game.

Peas out.

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Stop with the fucking italics.
Check it ****s.
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Stop with the fucking italics.

LOL

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I was insinuating I was the bear. The lion is in the background. Hiding behind the bushes. Trust me on this Bede.

NOPE

Wait, a rookery is a thing?

Rookery mistake!
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Poll edited to look like a cock

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Quote:

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Stop with the fucking italics.

Okay
"I theme-dress depending on where I'm going... if I was going to dinner at a Chinese restaurant, I would wear a kimono - it makes it more fun." Kelly Osbourne.

"yeah, i have back problems that i tried to cure with heroin. what of it?"
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i hate this thread
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I fucking swear I'm obsessed with penguins these days.

Welcome to the club, buddy.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Now it is true that some people confuse strategy with tactics, and vice versa.
Here is a simple mnemonic to help you keep straight which one is which:

"If it is prophylactic and emphatically didactic, then it's not tactic."
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Why don't polar bears eat penguins ?!































































because they can't get the wrappers off!!

























































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it's a fair swim to catch them also.
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it's a fair swim to catch them also.

So Marshy is the polar bear and internet fame is the penguin? I get it now.
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I was kind of expecting more rage. Can we get more rage please?

What's wrong with italics by the way?
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"your execution" ... that's a heavy idea ... i better fight well



Fuck I loved this game growing up.

This image is the only good thing about this thread thus far.

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Any sex enthusiast should whore it up at least once in their life IMO,
Its the oldest profession in the world.
Are you calling everyone wrong?.

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I was kind of expecting more rage. Can we get more rage please?

Every Friday & Saturday night.

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I have mixed feelings about Rage now, loved it growing up, getting up and listening to tunes.
Then other times more recent times, coming home after a big night out being glued for hours watching it.

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Any sex enthusiast should whore it up at least once in their life IMO,
Its the oldest profession in the world.
Are you calling everyone wrong?.

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Every time i read one of these marshwah threads, i think of:

Media Player
Meet the Feebles - Sodomy - YouTube

It's the overproduction and general silence at the end that really resonates with me.
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Bringing bold back.
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I always enjoy reading Marshy's threads just to see how many other people hate Marshy's threads.
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Yeah I too enjoy the active discouragement of new threads on this forum, hopefully it continues to drive away new and old users alike so we can all sit around hating each other in the last remaining active thread on the page.
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New marshy threads are like toasting mouldy bread,

Actually an old and stale format, just made to appear new and fresh
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Life trainwreck stories, bewbs, mod angering drug implicated posts and 2fast2furious only.

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Every time i read one of these marshwah threads, i think of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0p...eature=related

It's the overproduction and general silence at the end that really resonates with me.

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Marshy are you shit at everything or just most things?
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Marshy are you shit hot at everything or just most things?

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Marshy can you still taste shit?

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Yes. Why yes I can.

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Pro-tips from a professional doofus. Go fuck yourself.

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I was sure I announced my hate for this thread yesterday…the feelings have not changed
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