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Marshwah · 01-May-12, 11:40pm

Strategy is a term that gets bandied around too much these days. You need a social media strategy, you need an exit strategy, you needa a this strategy...

Fuck man, where did all this "strategy" come from?

I just fly by the seat of my pants. I'm reactive rather than proactive. I'm executing shit on the run. I deliver solutions to your problems before you even know they are issues. I'm good like that.

I ju-jitsu'ed a shih tzu the other day.

I also went for a walk and had to karate chop a lion.

Do you have a strategy? What is it? And can you execute it?
And if you don't - high five to that shit. You're a boss.

I fucking swear I'm obsessed with penguins these days.

B_e_de · 02-May-12, 01:26am

That's a bear, not a lion.

Marshwah · 02-May-12, 01:47am

I was insinuating I was the bear. The lion is in the background. Hiding behind the bushes. Trust me on this Bede.

kasper_flip · 02-May-12, 01:58am

My strategy is to never open one of your threads again. I... I just can't take it any more.

cizza · 02-May-12, 08:13am

This same poll was posted exactly one week ago.

Fangoriously · 02-May-12, 08:15am

How do you deliver solutions to people's problems before they know they are issues if you're reactive, not proactive?

nrjize · 02-May-12, 08:31am

The lies, the lies! You have so many strategies you have to strategise new ways to strategically manage all your strategies. There's also some plots, schemes, and ruses in there too!

mlirosi · 02-May-12, 08:43am

trAse · 02-May-12, 09:09am

Is the answer Japan?

Davomaxi · 02-May-12, 09:10am

can't this guy be banned or something?

trAse · 02-May-12, 09:19am

Yeah we need more melted cheese and bed time threads.

mlirosi · 02-May-12, 09:27am

man i love discussing bed times

Bumpy · 02-May-12, 09:36am

You should of had an exit strategy when bumped into the tranny. Could have got you out of the situation.

Funkedub · 02-May-12, 09:59am

"your execution" ... that's a heavy idea ... i better fight well

BumblingBee · 02-May-12, 10:01am

i liked the old marsh better than this new marsh

Astro-Boy · 02-May-12, 10:27am

Is it Friday where you are, Marshy?

rancho · 02-May-12, 10:40am

Quote:

Originally Posted by nrjize

The lies, the lies! You have so many strategies you have to strategise new ways to strategically manage all your strategies. There's also some plots, schemes, and ruses in there too!

"Schemes and plots are the same thing."

dbb618 · 02-May-12, 10:42am

I'm going to get another cup of coffee and ponder the tactical implications of the return journey

Marshwah · 02-May-12, 11:30am

Quote:

Originally Posted by BumblingBee

i liked the old marsh better than this new marsh

Me too

It's fucking sad.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astro-Boy

Is it Friday where you are, Marshy?

Playing catch-up from last week, as I missed it. Plus I had some wine and required entertaining.
Unfortunately, with the time difference, the thread only picked up the following day, not really helping with the entertainment thing.

A couple of episodes of Never Mind the Buzzcocks helped instead.

Thread has served its purpose, don't hate the player, hate the game.

Peas out.

m_xt · 02-May-12, 11:57am

Stop with the fucking italics.

Funkedub · 02-May-12, 12:15pm

'sif hate Stratego ...

larrisajones · 02-May-12, 12:21pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by m_xt

Stop with the fucking italics.

LOL

B_e_de · 02-May-12, 12:47pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshwah

I was insinuating I was the bear. The lion is in the background. Hiding behind the bushes. Trust me on this Bede.

NOPE

Wait, a rookery is a thing?

Rookery mistake!

watsakerring · 02-May-12, 01:17pm

Poll edited to look like a cock

Because I can

nrjize · 02-May-12, 01:25pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by m_xt

Stop with the fucking italics.

Okay

mlirosi · 02-May-12, 01:26pm

i hate this thread

Morphee · 02-May-12, 01:32pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshwah

I fucking swear I'm obsessed with penguins these days.

Welcome to the club, buddy.

Griggle · 02-May-12, 01:39pm

Now it is true that some people confuse strategy with tactics, and vice versa.
Here is a simple mnemonic to help you keep straight which one is which:

"If it is prophylactic and emphatically didactic, then it's not tactic."

Funkedub · 02-May-12, 01:56pm

Why don't polar bears eat penguins ?!

because they can't get the wrappers off!!

m_xt · 02-May-12, 02:03pm

it's a fair swim to catch them also.

Zodiac · 02-May-12, 03:34pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by m_xt

it's a fair swim to catch them also.

So Marshy is the polar bear and internet fame is the penguin? I get it now.

Marshwah · 02-May-12, 03:42pm

I was kind of expecting more rage. Can we get more rage please?

What's wrong with italics by the way?

Chharge · 02-May-12, 03:43pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funkedub

"your execution" ... that's a heavy idea ... i better fight well

Fuck I loved this game growing up.

This image is the only good thing about this thread thus far.

Zodiac · 02-May-12, 03:46pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshwah

I was kind of expecting more rage. Can we get more rage please?

Every Friday & Saturday night.

http://www.abc.net.au/rage/

Chharge · 02-May-12, 03:54pm

I have mixed feelings about Rage now, loved it growing up, getting up and listening to tunes.
Then other times more recent times, coming home after a big night out being glued for hours watching it.

jester_fu · 02-May-12, 04:41pm

Every time i read one of these marshwah threads, i think of:

Media Player

Meet the Feebles - Sodomy - YouTube

It's the overproduction and general silence at the end that really resonates with me.

Mickstah · 02-May-12, 04:55pm

Bringing bold back.

TheOuterLimits · 02-May-12, 05:01pm

I always enjoy reading Marshy's threads just to see how many other people hate Marshy's threads.

Mickstah · 02-May-12, 05:08pm

Yeah I too enjoy the active discouragement of new threads on this forum, hopefully it continues to drive away new and old users alike so we can all sit around hating each other in the last remaining active thread on the page.

UMGAWA · 02-May-12, 05:15pm

Time to bring back InTheBitch.

pEAkeR_hAT · 02-May-12, 05:27pm

New marshy threads are like toasting mouldy bread,

Actually an old and stale format, just made to appear new and fresh

SpaceMonkey · 02-May-12, 05:27pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by jester_fu

Every time i read one of these marshwah threads, i think of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0p...eature=related

It's the overproduction and general silence at the end that really resonates with me.

Trevor...
Yes boss?
I want that fudge packer eliminated!

gonefishin · 02-May-12, 05:53pm

Marshy are you shit at everything or just most things?

Marshwah · 02-May-12, 06:22pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonefishin

Marshy are you shit hot at everything or just most things?

FYP.

flatty88 · 02-May-12, 07:02pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonefishin

Marshy can you still taste shit?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshwah

Yes. Why yes I can.

FYP

Marshwah · 02-May-12, 11:33pm

Pro-tips from a professional doofus. Go fuck yourself.

edit: offending post has disappeared.

mlirosi · 03-May-12, 08:16am

I was sure I announced my hate for this thread yesterday…the feelings have not changed

Funkedub · 03-May-12, 08:59am

View Poll Results: Do you have a strategy?
I never vote on these polls, I just click to see who voted what.	102	8.67%
Glass in the face, coming your way.	969	82.33%
I enjoy strategy.	101	8.58%
I just lost the game	5	0.42%
Voters: 1177. You may not vote on this poll

Marshwah +	01-May-12, 11:40pm #1 Playing to win
Joined Aug '08 Times thanked < 701 Posts 1,181	Strategy, Your Execution Style, and a Web 2.0 image of a Penguin Strategy is a term that gets bandied around too much these days. You need a social media strategy, you need an exit strategy, you needa a this strategy... Fuck man, where did all this "strategy" come from? I just fly by the seat of my pants. I'm reactive rather than proactive. I'm executing shit on the run. I deliver solutions to your problems before you even know they are issues. I'm good like that. I ju-jitsu'ed a shih tzu the other day. I also went for a walk and had to karate chop a lion. Do you have a strategy? What is it? And can you execute it? And if you don't - high five to that shit. You're a boss. I fucking swear I'm obsessed with penguins these days. Order my book Being Bi-Bi - a memoir on mental health and sexuality -here.
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B_e_de +	02-May-12, 01:26am #2 It's more fun if you just follow the script
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Marshwah +	02-May-12, 01:47am #3 Playing to win
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kasper_flip +	02-May-12, 01:58am #4 ;_;
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cizza +	02-May-12, 08:13am #5 Cats are floppy.
Joined Jun '03 Times thanked < 1,753 Posts 1,042	This same poll was posted exactly one week ago.
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Fangoriously +	02-May-12, 08:15am #6 Registered User
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nrjize +	02-May-12, 08:31am #7 licking dates
Joined Nov '01 Times thanked < 1,253 Posts 8,793	The lies, the lies! You have so many strategies you have to strategise new ways to strategically manage all your strategies. There's also some plots, schemes, and ruses in there too! "I theme-dress depending on where I'm going... if I was going to dinner at a Chinese restaurant, I would wear a kimono - it makes it more fun." Kelly Osbourne. "yeah, i have back problems that i tried to cure with heroin. what of it?"
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mlirosi +	02-May-12, 08:43am #8 bangin 7gram rocks
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trAse +	02-May-12, 09:09am #9 dicks for sale yo
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Davomaxi +	02-May-12, 09:10am #10 The Rock says this....
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trAse +	02-May-12, 09:19am #11 dicks for sale yo
Joined Oct '02 Times thanked < 9,706 Posts 20,354	Yeah we need more melted cheese and bed time threads. ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ ʘ‿ʘ
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mlirosi +	02-May-12, 09:27am #12 bangin 7gram rocks
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Bumpy +	02-May-12, 09:36am #13 My dick is shrivelled
Joined Mar '07 Times thanked < 4,163 Posts 5,114	You should of had an exit strategy when bumped into the tranny. Could have got you out of the situation.
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Funkedub +	02-May-12, 09:59am #14 "You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
Joined Jan '03 Times thanked < 3,592 Posts 20,909	"your execution" ... that's a heavy idea ... i better fight well Ermehgerd!! Funkedub's done a remix of Hotel California ... what a gaylord!! "DJ mixes" go on Mixcloud. Original Productions are here on Soundcloud Becy Vs Rory - The Nancy Hoard Project
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BumblingBee +	02-May-12, 10:01am #15 is a dick
Joined Jul '04 Times thanked < 1,845 Posts 11,887	i liked the old marsh better than this new marsh
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Astro-Boy +	02-May-12, 10:27am #16 LOOK AT MY BALD COCK. LOOK AT IT.
Joined Oct '03 Times thanked < 14,089 Posts 32,551	Is it Friday where you are, Marshy? Quote: Originally Posted by SlicyDicer I got kicked out of seven for falling asleep with a bottle of sparkling wine in my hand Quote: Originally Posted by SlicyDicer Then I snuck back in and fell asleep again, boy were they mad
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rancho +	02-May-12, 10:40am #17 Oooooooh such a good time
Joined May '05 Times thanked < 6,674 Posts 21,347	Quote: Originally Posted by nrjize The lies, the lies! You have so many strategies you have to strategise new ways to strategically manage all your strategies. There's also some plots, schemes, and ruses in there too! "Schemes and plots are the same thing." Quote: Originally Posted by jarrardscott well, according to dictionary.com chilli is hot pepper food etc. chilly is cold temperature.
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dbb618 +	02-May-12, 10:42am #18 md5sum < /dev/urandom
Joined May '06 Times thanked < 1,739 Posts 14,855	I'm going to get another cup of coffee and ponder the tactical implications of the return journey Hopped in the car and torpe'ed to the shack Of Shaheed, "We gotta go back" when he said "Why?" I said, "We gotta go 'Cause I left my wallet in El Segundo" http://twitter.com/derekbradley http://untappd.com/user/dbb618 https://plus.google.com/117630500124...73/posts?hl=en
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Marshwah +	02-May-12, 11:30am #19 Playing to win
Joined Aug '08 Times thanked < 701 Posts 1,181	Quote: Originally Posted by BumblingBee i liked the old marsh better than this new marsh Me too It's fucking sad. Quote: Originally Posted by Astro-Boy Is it Friday where you are, Marshy? Playing catch-up from last week, as I missed it. Plus I had some wine and required entertaining. Unfortunately, with the time difference, the thread only picked up the following day, not really helping with the entertainment thing. A couple of episodes of Never Mind the Buzzcocks helped instead. Thread has served its purpose, don't hate the player, hate the game. Peas out. Order my book Being Bi-Bi - a memoir on mental health and sexuality -here.
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m_xt +	02-May-12, 11:57am #20 For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
Joined Sep '07 Times thanked < 1,321 Posts 3,774	Stop with the fucking italics. Check it **s. SoundCloud. Quote: Originally Posted by Spin-A-Disc Jr** I was doing a disco at my old primary school and the amp blew up halfway thru the disco and 2 kids who were right near the stage got burnt by the sparks thrown from the amp.
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Funkedub +	02-May-12, 12:15pm #21 "You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
Joined Jan '03 Times thanked < 3,592 Posts 20,909	'sif hate Stratego ... Ermehgerd!! Funkedub's done a remix of Hotel California ... what a gaylord!! "DJ mixes" go on Mixcloud. Original Productions are here on Soundcloud Becy Vs Rory - The Nancy Hoard Project
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larrisajones +	02-May-12, 12:21pm #22 boring. thanks ITM
Joined Jun '08 Times thanked < 374 Posts 7,617	Quote: Originally Posted by m_xt Stop with the fucking italics. LOL Quote: Originally Posted by andosound Who needs Gossip Girl when we have the ITM forums Quote: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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B_e_de +	02-May-12, 12:47pm #23 It's more fun if you just follow the script
Joined Apr '05 Times thanked < 7,331 Posts 18,346	Quote: Originally Posted by Marshwah I was insinuating I was the bear. The lion is in the background. Hiding behind the bushes. Trust me on this Bede. NOPE Wait, a rookery is a thing? Rookery mistake! Quote: Originally Posted by franko123 yes i'm a fgt
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watsakerring +	02-May-12, 01:17pm #24 Vaginal hubris
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nrjize +	02-May-12, 01:25pm #25 licking dates
Joined Nov '01 Times thanked < 1,253 Posts 8,793	Quote: Originally Posted by m_xt Stop with the fucking italics. Okay "I theme-dress depending on where I'm going... if I was going to dinner at a Chinese restaurant, I would wear a kimono - it makes it more fun." Kelly Osbourne. "yeah, i have back problems that i tried to cure with heroin. what of it?"
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mlirosi +	02-May-12, 01:26pm #26 bangin 7gram rocks
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Morphee +	02-May-12, 01:32pm #27 Everybody recognise rastaman to show them some knowledge
Joined Feb '03 Times thanked < 3,935 Posts 16,564	Quote: Originally Posted by Marshwah I fucking swear I'm obsessed with penguins these days. Welcome to the club, buddy. Quote: Originally Posted by TRZA hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.
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Griggle +	02-May-12, 01:39pm #28 If it is prophylactic and emphatically didactic, then it's not tactic."
Joined May '02 Times thanked < 1,725 Posts 8,726	Now it is true that some people confuse strategy with tactics, and vice versa. Here is a simple mnemonic to help you keep straight which one is which: "If it is prophylactic and emphatically didactic, then it's not tactic." Broadband speeds will always be lower under a Coalition Government.
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Funkedub +	02-May-12, 01:56pm #29 "You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
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m_xt +	02-May-12, 02:03pm #30 For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
Joined Sep '07 Times thanked < 1,321 Posts 3,774	it's a fair swim to catch them also.
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Zodiac +	02-May-12, 03:34pm #31 What do you mean we aren't going to the Superbowl?
Joined Dec '07 Times thanked < 2,699 Posts 14,942	Quote: Originally Posted by m_xt it's a fair swim to catch them also. So Marshy is the polar bear and internet fame is the penguin? I get it now. "Words are bullshit. They are just useless sounds we make with our stupid mouths". Rafi - The league
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Marshwah +	02-May-12, 03:42pm #32 Playing to win
Joined Aug '08 Times thanked < 701 Posts 1,181	I was kind of expecting more rage. Can we get more rage please? What's wrong with italics by the way? Order my book Being Bi-Bi - a memoir on mental health and sexuality -here.
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Chharge +	02-May-12, 03:43pm #33 Summer is coming
Joined Feb '04 Times thanked < 991 Posts 4,294,967,295	Quote: Originally Posted by Funkedub "your execution" ... that's a heavy idea ... i better fight well Fuck I loved this game growing up. This image is the only good thing about this thread thus far. Quote: Originally Posted by pEAkeR_hAT Any sex enthusiast should whore it up at least once in their life IMO, Its the oldest profession in the world. Are you calling everyone wrong?.
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Zodiac +	02-May-12, 03:46pm #34 What do you mean we aren't going to the Superbowl?
Joined Dec '07 Times thanked < 2,699 Posts 14,942	Quote: Originally Posted by Marshwah I was kind of expecting more rage. Can we get more rage please? Every Friday & Saturday night. http://www.abc.net.au/rage/ "Words are bullshit. They are just useless sounds we make with our stupid mouths". Rafi - The league
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