Some pretty desperate people out there. Anyone got any stories on the same level as this?

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-...430-1xve2.html

must have been a fleeting moment of insanity.

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Originally Posted by Bracko

must have been a fleeting moment of insanity.

Too much goon will definitely do that to a person.

Haven't clicked link but I saw it says Canberra times, this about poondaddy?

Mixed it with OJ? Savages.

goonjuice 4 lyf

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Originally Posted by little_brad

Haven't clicked link but I saw it says Canberra times, this about poondaddy?

Nah it is about a lady called Judith Vanessa Fleeting who apparently stabbed her son in the back after he popped the last goon bag.

I have drunk too much goon and this has never happened to me

or was the problem she hadn't drunk enough goon?

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Originally Posted by Bizzy

I have drunk too much goon and this has never happened to me

obviously you haven't.


p.s. i can't believe no-one liked my joke I'm giving you people gold here

liked!
not sure i've drunk out of cardboard since I left Canberra??

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Originally Posted by lyric

not sure i've drunk out of cardboard since I left Canberra??

I would note that as a positive change. Unless you mean you've stopped drinking milks as well

was drinking years ago in Auckland with my then gf and my buddy crazy dave...arvo session. we run out of booze about 8pm and crazy dave says he'll go get some more from somewhere. ...waiting...waiting ...no Dave. we go to bed ...... next morning 10 am in comes Dave....cask of goon and 2 bottles of vodka - and his forearm bandaged up. dude had backed his car into bottle-o window and reached in and grab the booze....and badly sliced his arm in process ...taken himself to hospital for repairs which took all night. of course we were in no drinking mood by then. funny as fuk though

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Originally Posted by grapsta

was drinking years ago in Auckland with my then gf and my buddy crazy dave...arvo session. we run out of booze about 8pm and crazy dave says he'll go get some more from somewhere. ...waiting...waiting ...no Dave. we go to bed ...... next morning 10 am in comes Dave....cask of goon and 2 bottles of vodka - and his forearm bandaged up. dude had backed his car into bottle-o window and reached in and grab the booze....and badly sliced his arm in process ...taken himself to hospital for repairs which took all night. of course we were in no drinking mood by then. funny as fuk though

Haha what a good mate. He hadn't started any of the booze when he arrived? Waiting all night to get an arm attended to would of had me drinking on the way home.

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Originally Posted by Bracko

obviously you haven't.


p.s. i can't believe no-one liked my joke I'm giving you people gold here

I don't get the joke Bracko so i can't like it for that reason....

goon bags rock because you can tuck them in your jumper and continue to get pissed surrepticiously whilst everybody else moans about the fact they have run out.